Which Splatoon idol best exemplifies the American spirit?

the rapping nigger

>>714451016
You might be right.

all of them

>>714451269
god bless America

The American flag makes the absolute best bikini. No other country can even compare.

Frye

>>714451538
Why the fuck are you like this man.

>>714451589
I love Frye

>>714451617
You like being an annoying, ban evading vermin.

Callie because she was Team Burgers in the original Burgers vs Pizza fest. Plus she kind of has that peppy cheerleader type of personality

>>714451617
why does this get made

>>714451824
Everyone produces waste anon. I would hope we’re all mature enough not to giggle about it.

>shit
very american

>>714452049
I thought that was more of a pooropean thing

Man, what a shitty thread!

>>714452049
You know this just made me think
Wasn't the meme online that Americans shart themselves all over the place just a little while ago
They somehow tricked everyone into forgetting about how they shart uncontrollably in Walmart and deflected their public poos onto indians

If you're going to make a Splatoon thread use a normal fucking picture or fuck off

>>714453110
or what, you're gonna keep spamming scat?

>>714453110
We're on /vg/ bro

>>714450885 (OP)
Any of them except Frye and Shiver, they’re too Asian
The rest are either bratty preppy or snarky white bitches or a black hoe which are all very American
Also I want to breed Marie and Pearl

>>714451269
>>714450885 (OP)
I will coom

>>714455140
What I was thinking. Callie and Marie are like 200s era pop stars and Pearl and Marina are the next wave "harder" pop idols. Shiver and Frye are too tied to asian themes.

>>714455546
nice pooper

>>714453765
why do you guys love spamming shit here, cant you keep that in your own threads?

>>714456301
you don't play this game faggot

>>714453110
No.

>>714458691
if you're gonna make a splatoon thread suck my dick

>>714458829
No.

>>714457470
But I do. Please keep your scatposts to /vg/, thanks.

>>714458858
okay but you should post nice pics I can jerk off to

Cephs in swimsuits.

>>714451269
For anal only

>>714450885 (OP)
>>714451269
>>714455546
>>714456747
>>714458691
>>714460983
Squids and Octopi owe me sex btw.

>>714461024
thats all of them

>>714461160
Seems awfully one-sided.

>>714451016
I don't see it other than hurr murican culture is le centered around kneegors

Shiver's ass

>>714461578
Hot

>>714462206
can shit hard

>>714462206
Hmm yes.

>>714462206

>burgers posting splatoon scat porn to try and forget that the commander in queef has passed the "Nigger I Am Going To Skullfuck You To Death" act for the 17th time since he got elected
ELL OH ELL

>>714451269
I want her to EAT that frog. Alive.
I'm not asking.

>>714462632
>the full pic

Fuck that was hot.

>>714462684
Genuinely didn't even see the frog, was too mesmerized by those chocolate hangers.

>>714462438
>>714462536
Hell yeah based, I love how it's becoming a trend that Shiver have a big ass to compensate the lack of boobs

>>714462840
Poor girl's gotta have SOMETHING.

>>714462690
Indeed it is, Dop draws the best splatoon futas when he isn't drawing cunnyshit.

>>714462885
Fair, but the increase in fat shiver ass art really makes le happy, it's hot imagining that bitch flaunting it around

>>714462536

pumping

Octo hangers.

>>714450885 (OP)
Can we ban AI posting already? it's not like the board is already dead

>>714462632
truth nuke

The way I want to play with Shiver's ass after a sweaty day of hosting the anarchy splatcast, I want her to bitch about her day while I fuck her

>>714463625
m8 that ain't AI.

Will you play Raiders? When do you think it will release?

>>714462632
People should post more of Marina's massive tentacle.

>>714464420
fuck off go make another thread this is a splacoom thread

>>714464420
Maybe. I always like the single player stuff for Splatoon, but we'll have to see what the full game looks like.

What would it be like being shiver's fuck toy?

Happy 4th of July, anons with no ulterior motives.

>>714465913
God BLESS America.

>>714465461
drained 24/7

>Which Splatoon idol best exemplifies the American spirit?
HIM

>>714462206
How to get gf to wear fundoshi?

>>714465461
>She comes home on the morning after a long splatfest night that ends with another loss
>She fall on the bed ́next to you
>With how tired her voice is, she just grabs you by the shoulder and force you to kiss
>With quick movement of her fan, she orders you to undress and pound out her pent up stress

Janny felt called out huh.

>>714467706
Callie might of taking a dump. Never be to carfull

Was anyone else around for that thread where people blasted ropes to Frye SPH?

>>714468096
Yeah.

>>714468096
Do you have an archive link?

>>714468216
Started in https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/700465120 and went to https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/72397741 when people wanted to pump hard.

>>714468487
Nice thanks a ton

>>714468096
>>714468179
Came in that thread more than I'd like to admit...

I love Frye, she's wholesome and sweet.

>>714469075
Thanks Anon, makes one take pride in his work to hear that.

>>714469075
and has a massive ass

>>714469256
Would you perhaps be willing to do an encore in this thread?

>>714469439
Nah, got my hands full with Discord simps from guys into franchises I actually have more than cursory knowledge of, was hoping to peep some lewd talk in these threads, something about Nintendo boys that make them extra vulnerable to being told to tug...

>>714469557
Yeesh, sounds like you've got your hands full helping handfuckers keep their hands full. What gals have you got them sperming to?

>>714469649
Warframe, Fempyro and Haydee, mostly. Love me some robot gals.

which kpop song are you listening while playing random sr rotation

>>714469730
Good picks, I hope you have fun helping dweebs wring out some virgin cocksnot!

>>714469153
These things are true, but she's not really very "American."

>>714469075
>>714468179
>>714467649
pumping

>>714461024
correct

>>714470217
Saggy

>>714470217
Go on

>>714467649
Based

Callie or Marie?

Pearl or Marina?

I am assuming we won't see more of Raiders until Bananza is out.
But I want to see more of Raiders! When?!

Shiver or Frye?

>>714471193
Marie
>>714471219
Marina
>>714471245
Frye

>>714471220
After Bananza is out.

>>714471219
Tough question...

>>714471245
>>714471219
>>714471193
close

>>714470109
>>714467649
>She start giving you a bored, unenthusiastic blowjob
>Shivers start telling you about her day, using you to scream about how shit her day was
>Everytime she gets on a detail she especially dislike, she squeeze your dick harder and jerks faster, almost hurting
>Her other hand use your balls as stress balls from time to time
>She barely acknoledge you as she uses your dick as a toy
>Everytime you try to speak, she squeeze your dick as her only reply
>Sometimes she'd stop and act out the splatcast by tapping your dick with her fan, to explain how bad it went

>>714471193
Marie
>>714471219
Marina
>>714471245
Shiver

>>714471193
>>714471219
>>714471245

which one likes it in the ass the most??

>>714472143
I'm gonna cum

So it's a SEAmonkey or Australian faggot that keeps doing this gay shit?
>>714467649
>>714472143

Giving octos all of the love.

>>714472256
>You tell her you're about to cum
>She glares at you, disappointed, and turns her head away to avoid looking at your dick
>She slows the rhythm of her hand to tease you a bit, then starts jerking you off with just two fingers
>She aims for her tummy to make sure none of it get near her face, and to waste it as she's about to shower right after

what you guys picking for the splatfest?
I don't travel so it's whatever. I guess land

>>714474004
Air because it's the best way to travel and because cruises SUCK.

How come none of the fanart looks like the real models

All fanart just look like generic human slop

>>714451269
>>714462536
assmeat is the best kind of meat

>>714455546
>>714472143
>>714474284
these proportions are gonna make me hands free nut, goddamn

>>714475059
Hump towards the screen and make sure to let your bloated cock throb a bunch, you'll be handsfreeing those ropes in no time!

Ah its a bot thread nvm

>>714451824
Because it's hot

>>714475287
oh fuck...

Consider the tummy.

>>714475287
I'm more of a "look at all that assmeat and blow" kind of guy. keep posting

>>714475626
I actually don't like the tummy as much because one time a cute boynon tummy mogged her and then showed his hole. B class tummy, how do you let a boy do that to you? #notmyidol

>>714475715
As long as it's just looking...

>>714475730
It's still a good tummy and i don't see any boynon around here.

>that one artist that draws absolute asses
>"Oh boy, is there more?"
>look inside
>it's scat
There is always something that comes along with a great thing, and it's probably huge fucking degeneracy.

>>714475848
would plap the fuck out of this slut

>>714476302
You'd plap anything sexy with two big, juicy round spheres pressing together.

>>714476063
>he will never know the pleasures of seeing women with big butts taking big dumps

>>714450885 (OP)
Emotionless sex with Marie!

>>714476561
This bitch wouldn't even be able to sit on a fucking couch with ass cheeks that huge.

Octos.

Ass is a Chad fetish
Tits are a Chud fetish.

>>714477206
Perfection.

>>714476561
as long as she's biologically female, not a tranny and isn't morbidly obese

>>714477383
Why must such innocent, sweet creatures be cursed with such outrageous lewd bodies?