this isn't funny guys, let me out of here

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

LET ME OUT NOW, IT WAS MY TURN TO SMASH. LET ME LET ME OUT LET ME OUT, I'M POPULAAAAAAR. I WANT TO PLAY WITH YOU GUYS.

remember what they took away from you

>>714451768 (OP)
Bombermanfags are delusional and think he’s an A-list vidya character along the likes of Mario, Sonic, Mega Man and Pacman. They rightfully deserve to get ridiculed over their obsession over a C-list character who got BTFO by superior franchises in his peak.

Hudson Soft went defunct twice, he's a nobody.

And it's a good thing bombergirl replaced it.

>>424614547
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_best-selling_video_game_franchises#At_least_5_million_copies

>Final Fantasy: 135 million
>Sonic The Hedgehog: 88.82 million
>Metal Gear: 49.2 million
>Pac-Man: 43.243 million
>Street Fighter: 40 million
>Mega Man: 32 million

>Bomberman: 10 million

Gee, I wonder why he's not playable.

>>714451768 (OP)
That's nice OP. Now, let's discuss the new Bonga that just dropped.

>release of Bombergirl, which became more popular than the mainline series
>Shoji Mizuone, longtime Bomberman artist and character designer dies
>Bomberman gets relegated to an assist trophy in smash, making many realize he's not as iconic as they thought he was
>R2 being a huge flop, despite being THE 40th anniversary title
>no games available on NSO, meaning that new fans and zoomers can't play the good games and have no idea about Bomberman's history
All of these made Bomberman a lolcow in recent years.

>>714451938
>>714452063
Soulless

>>714451768 (OP)
Thats funny, but i really want a new Castlevania, even Megaman got one new game between his collections

Can you believe she has two ultra bombs to work with?

>>714452063

>>714452063
WOAAHAAAHAHHAHHHHHHHHHHGGGH MILF BOMBAAAAAAAAAAA

And an invincibility barrier to work with too like the tree lesbian.

*muffled screams of Bomberman*

Her primary digging skill also gives her the ability to ride it like a rocket.

>>714451768 (OP)
>>714452130
>>714452387
Search these images on b4k if you want to see mental illness in full display.

>>714452454
He's right Bomberfaggot, not me btw.

So yeah. It's interesting that they're releasing a new bomber, when we're overdue for a new shooter. The last one to release in that class was Brass back in 2023.

>>714452063
I'm her husband btw

>>714452647
I wonder if she'll have anything special to say about players who married Shiro and Shiron without her receiving her blessing first.

>>714451938
how much for a lick?

>>714452063
bombermom!

>Nice to meet you, I'm Shiroe
>I wanted to see Shiro and Shiron grow up up close, so I decided to join the Bomber Battle
>I've fought as a Bomber Warrior before, but I'm no match for the younger kids, so I'll have fun battling to learn from them
>It's embarrassing, but I'll do my best as a mom

https://x.com/bombergirl573/status/1940970648580526334

https://p.eagate.573.jp/game/bombergirl/bg/p/girl.html?char=031

>>714453694
>>714452063
https://eacache.s.konaminet.jp/game/bombergirl/bg/p/sound/data/char031_01.mp3

https://eacache.s.konaminet.jp/game/bombergirl/bg/p/sound/data/char031_02.mp3

https://eacache.s.konaminet.jp/game/bombergirl/bg/p/sound/data/char031_03.mp3

voice clips

>>714453694
Now I want Bomberokayodon.

>>714453963
can only imagine their dad

>>714452140
nobody is talking about muse dash.

>>714454375
Her husband is dead?

>>714454375
>>714454503
>Her husband is dead?
Seems that way. Poor guy probably got drained every day.

>>714453694
Making more daughterbombs with mombomb

>>714454731

>>714451938
>>714452063
Stealth remer

>>714456867
I have reminder fatigue.

>>714452063
>>714453694
OYAKODON

Which MFG girl is going to be an inevitable crossover character?

Bombs?

>>714453694
>>714452063
MILF SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MOMMY!!!!