Thread 714452740

Why did the 2000s have so many weird softcore porn games? Like who actually played this shit?

back then being heterosexual wasn't this edgy unique thing. In fact it was quite common so there's a lot of media that came out catering to it

>>714452740 (OP)
You wouldn't get it.

>>714452740 (OP)
dads

It was pure kino in motion, through and through. Only thing I never liked was Leisure Suit Larry.

>>714452740 (OP)
I played and jacked off to it. Still do

>>714452740 (OP)
Straight men

sexy games
sports illustrated swimsuit editon
spike tv
hooters
girls gone wild
skinemax

Take me back

>so many
Name one that isn't Rumble Roses or DoA Xtreme

>>714453179
leisure suit larry
BMX XXX
Onechebara also started on the ps2

>>714452740 (OP)
Back in the day heterosexual men use to play video games. It was very different than today's gaming landscape.

>>714452740 (OP)
90s-2000s counterculture was about offending middle class suburban neocon evangelical boomer sensibilities, so the rule of the day was extreme violence, hypersexuality, and pushing children to be disobedient shitheads.

>>714452740 (OP)
>xbox was meme on as a brand for not getting picked up in japan
>it's japanese game catalog then was considered lacking but if compared to the playstation catalog of today it mogs it
what happened bros

>>714452740 (OP)
>Like who actually played this shit?
me

>>714454365
>leisure suit larry
>BMX XXX
Both awful games no one bought. BMX XXX especially, Akklaim tried shock marketing it and then everyone realized it was a shitty BMX game.

>>714452740 (OP)
This is gonna sound so weird but I genuinely like that song from Rumble Rose

Both ENG and JP version too

>>714457678
You haven't played either faggot, and "muh sales" is peak consoomer brainrot.

>>714452740 (OP)
Back when people weren’t afraid of sex.

Zoomie/Alpha perma virgins wouldn’t understand

>>714458619
Spoken like a true virgin

>>714452845
fpbp

>>714457678
Magna Cum Laude was nothing like the old Larry games that I grew up with, but I thought it was very funny all the same.
The other sequel though, the Hollywood film studio one, that one sucked ass completely.
Haven't played the two new point and click ones.

>>714452740 (OP)
There are more games that borderline pornography or are literal pornography today than there have ever been in the entire history of gaming.

>>714452845
all these games flopped and everybody made fun of you for playing any of these garbage games lol

>>714452740 (OP)
sex

I remember playing that illusion fighting game
I tried so hard to find a porn in it but there was none

>>714452740 (OP)
Rumble roses xx was great and had a lot of unlockables and interesting characters. I remember every fighter had a heel/face alter ego that you could unlock and special costumes for each persona depending on their rank. Me and my childhood friend used to stay up til like 4am drinking mountain dew and playing it co op lol

>>714452740 (OP)
I did.

>>714452740 (OP)
rumble roses series probably had the best wrestling game mechanics that have ever existed. the first one also had like 10x the graphical character detail of any other ps2 game somehow, all spent on just the girls.
>>714461812
they're good

>>714452740 (OP)
I played it. Why wouldn't I play it? It's a decent game too

>>714452740 (OP)
Modern gacha slop is even more "softcore porn" than 2000s stuff

>>714469328
She's not even close to actually hitting her face with the ladder. She's just bashing her own legs. Women...

>>714452740 (OP)
Gaming was dialed in on appealing to its main audience, younger men that played videogames, instead of trying to court outside groups of smartphone gaming women or other extraordinarily homosexual special interest groups. With the advent of the smartphone in 2007, the worst and most disastrous year for the internet, gaming, and other nerdshit outside of the Orange Box releasing, companies saw all the girls playing dogshit like Candy Crush and facebook games, and they wanted to double their audience assuming men would put up with the enshittifying changes. Now you won't get gaming bitches in Playboy nor fat Laura Croft titties, and old then dudebro IPs like Halo have become fully Gaylo with pride flag armor

Reiko has the best intro btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRCl13prvNI

>>714456735
>90s-2000s counterculture was about offending middle class suburban neocon evangelical boomer sensibilities
Its pretty ironic that we now reached a point where leftists are the ones pushing the very same thing christians used to push back then. At least if it comes to nudity and general fanservice. Sadly they are succeding.

>>714452740 (OP)
Why are zoomies so scared of sex?
It's natural for men to be attracted to beautiful women
Stop being so scared it makes you look like a pussy

>>714452740 (OP)
>becomes a wrestler because a student is in the tournament
>loses job because people see you wrestling
>become a "dom"
>the extremely over-top/try-hard type that is phony
>be extremely cringe aswell
>try to dom the robo villian
>ending has her throwing a fit at your student
>sequel has her superstar outfit/entrance be about marriage
God I love this menhera cake.

>>714452740 (OP)
Who's best girl?

>>714452740 (OP)
yuri ryona is hot

First thing I ever came to was Rumble Roses.
Wasn't even trying to jerk off, that game just made my dick so hard it came by itself.

>>714478627
Not into ryona but wrestling girls are hot

>>714453179
Fighting Angels
Super Galdeic Hour
Demolition Girl
Red Ninja

>>714456735
Yeah, I'm sure that's what the Japanese devs at Konami were thinking of, neocon evangelical boomers of all things.

>>714480276
its pro wrestling and inherently westaboo so probably? at least secondhand.

>>714452740 (OP)
The first Rumble Roses is pure Kino.

I hope Konami releases a collection with the two games.

>>714452740 (OP)
When I was 15 I was finally able to convince my dad to buy me a 360. He was a cheap fuck and wouldn't let me buy a new full priced game with my console so we went into the bargain bin at gamestop where I grabbed Halo 2 and this fucking game. I blew so many fucking loads to this game its unreal. I almost want to buy it again for the nostalgia of customizing tit size(it's not that much) and the different outfits. Nurse character was easily my favorite with her intro.

Thanks OP. You just reminded me of some of my earlier gooning days before immediate instant access to pornography in my pocket 24/7

>>714456735
Battle Arena
Ikkitousen
Magna Carta (Same guy who made Stellar Blade)

Rumble Roses was decent because it played similarly like WWE Here Comes the Pain. Which is still ONE of the best WWE games.

>>714453179
Battle Arena
Ikkitousen
Magna Carta (Same guy who made Stellar Blade)

>>714452740 (OP)
It's for based people. You wouldn't understand.

>>714452740 (OP)
>softcore porn
Where?

>>714462003
Rubble Roses flopped cause it was a shovelware title for the OG Xbox. Dead or Alive did good, as did lots of games with sexualized women like Ninja Gaiden.

>>714462003
>Ninja Gaiden
>Flopped
lol

>>714452845
Being a gooner =/= Being a heterosexual

fem wrestling/yuri ryona is such a underrated kino fetish, too niche and tasteful for /v/ normies

>>714482838
t. gooner
You can't imagine consuming sexualized media without whipping your dick out immediately. You're pathetic.

>>714457823
Look to the Sky was good enough to get ported into DDR. I used to love telling people one of the best tracks came from a fetish wrestling game.

>>714474508
Wrestling is about spectacle, not realism.

>>714483785
I quite enjoyed PS2 Rumble Roses. Shame teh sequel was xbox only for some fucked up reason. How does it run on emulator these days? Now I feel like playing it.

>>714482298
Rumble Roses was never on OG Xbox. The original was on PS2 and the sequel was on 360.

>>714483985
It's one of the only games that's completely FUBAR on emus

>>714482657
Those remasters did flop on steam tho

>>714481080
>Battle Arena
Literally only had one sexy character, a quota, and she disappeared after the third Toshinden.
>Ikkitousen
Not a video game series, it got games out of it, only two at that.
>Magna Carta
Nowhere near sexualized, his designs were very tame for that game, and the second Magna Carta removed any small traces the first game ever had. His path towards making sexy characters was for the online MMO spin-off for Magna Carta.

>>714452740 (OP)
Is that a female? AIEEEE SAVE ME SHEKELBERG SAMA

>>714453179
Blood Rayne? Nevermind Tomb Raider, especially the first reboot.

>>714457678
Leisure Suit Larry was great, you pleb.

>>714452740 (OP)
DoAX2 was fantastic. Loved jet skiing, loved my waifu hitomi, loved giving gifts and chilling, loved gambling at the casino

>>714452845
>back then being heterosexual wasn't this edgy unique thing. In fact it was quite common so there's a lot of media that came out catering to it
Do you really expect people who unironically use terminology like "CIShet" to not look at normal people in a weird way? Only mentally ill people ask questions like
>>714452740 (OP)
>Why did the 2000s have so many weird softcore porn games? Like who actually played this shit?
Meanwhile their timelines are full of smut, homosexual and furry shite. It's like we're dealing with schizophrenic sexual deviants who forget they jerk off to shit that barely 30 years ago would make serial killers wince.

>>714474508
Based incel retard.

>>714484213
>Battle Arena
>Literally only had one sexy character
Now I'm sure you didn't play them.

>>714452740 (OP)
because it was a time before trannies and faggots ruined everything that was sexy and cool. Now people are more puritan than ever because we have let sexual deviants run wild and poison the well.

>>714484371
The first one unironically helped me through a really depressed period of my life. It just had a very chilled out happy vacation vibe and the girls were just icing on the cake. I spent like two weeks playing it daily I don't think I even gooned once to it

>>714469328
I like how WWE tried say they "moved on" from the whole divas thing but still has em do smutty shit like this lol. Not that I ever mind

>>714454365
The fuck? This game was on the PS2??

>>714452740 (OP)
Why do zoomers think anything remotely sexy is porn?

>>714484426
Now I'm sure you are applying personal preferences, Battle Arena Toshinden only had one dedicated sexy character, now if you found certain female characters, or males if that's what you are into, that's on you.

>>714452740 (OP)
>Like who actually played this shit?

Me, because I was a hopelessly horny teenager

Guess what: The vast majority of them were total dogshit. Can't say I miss them

>>714482657
people bought ninja gaiden because ninja's are cool
majority of the people who bought the game saw ryu on the cover and didn't even know rachel existed

>>714484787
Because they're used to fortnite

>>714452740 (OP)
It was a time before troons, fags and foids were contained on their lane. Good times. Now Pic related got a censored re-release on Steam, when it was released uncensored on the fucking Saturn.

>>714485046
>it was released uncensored on the fucking Saturn.
Why lie? Saturn version was censored compared to the original PC-98 release, this was the same exact trend that happened across all PC-98 rereleases on Saturn like Desire, Yu-No etc.

>>714452740 (OP)
Yeah theres a reason we don't have those anymore
it's because they were garbage lmao

>>714453179
You’re KIDDING nigga, 505 Games basically started out their business by doing a money laundering scheme bringing over raunchy Simple 2000 games like Demolition Girl, Fitness Fun and Fighting Angels and so much more. PS2 was a treasure trove of coomerludo, Death by Degrees, XXX BMX, the mosquito game, Michigan and so on and on

>>714485156
Imagine knowing this off the rip good God

>>714485046
The Saturn itself was a special case, SEGA for some reason was ultra lenient with sexual content for it in Japan more so than Sony and Nintendo were at the time, way more than they ever were with the Genesis before and the Dreamcast after.

The Saturn had some ports of actual Eroge with minimal to no censorship on them. This approach was crazy unique, something that SEGA obviously put a stop on the Dreamcast right after.

Why are zoomers so afraid of expressing something is sexy?

>>714485224
Yeah, imagine playing video games and not spreading lies on the internet. Shocker.

>>714485156
The Saturn versions only removed the actual sex scenes, several PC-98 ports had some nudity left on the Saturn version.

>>714485156
The Saturn version only removed Explicit content; everything else was fair game.

>>714483985
> Shame teh sequel was xbox only for some fucked up reason.

For a small period of time (2006-2008) the 360 was actually the best console for 7th gen Japanese games. Easily better than PS3 and arguably even Wii. Around 2009/2010 Jap devs went back to Playstation & slowwwwly started putting stuff on PC, but there was a magical time when Xbox was the weeb system.

>>714485156
>>714485508
The same can`t be said about the Steam version.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LLmNFfLENc
I was watching this movie the other day and it really made me think of Rumble Roses. There's some silly melodrama but the fight scenes are way better than they have any right to be. Check it out.

>>714485815
Makes less than 0 sense. They know Steam has literal sex games on it right?

>release solid wrestling game
>prudes dismiss it as softcore porn
Go home

>>714485806
I was looking through the 360’s library and realized this lol, I bought a hacked 360 from eBay about a month after that. The small selection of Xbox bc compatible games are a nice bonus too

>>714485806
>For a small period of time (2006-2008) the 360 was actually the best console for 7th gen Japanese games
The PS3 would take another year to come out when the 360 hit, and when the PS3 came out no one could figure out the POWER OF THE CELL, meanwhile the 360 had its architecture not much different from the 6th gen systems and Microsoft did try to push for the Japanese market as much as they could at launch, so in a sense the Xbox 360 actually was the actual PS2 successor for its first two years.

>>714485868
Yup, that's getting put on the top of my to-do list.

>>714486039
They are aware, but they don't care because they wanted to release it on both Switch and PS5 as well. To simplify the process, they created a single universal censored build.

>>714486650
The face on the right has no right being this funny kek

>>714485508
>>714485815
>everything else was fair game
Yeah, expect for all explicit content like sex and nipples being removed then I guess we can backpedal and say it's not censored. By the same logic the shitty CC version is not censored, it only covers a bit more skin, but it's ok.
It's even more hilarious when the PC Engine CD version was actually the version that included nipples.

>>714452740 (OP)
Well it's simple. Back then men liked pretty women. I know I know, it's an alien concept for the new generations.

>>714452740 (OP)
What kind of brainrot sees a wrestling game with female wrestlers and immediately thinks it's porn? Have you never watched wrestling? The men and women tend to wear spandex as it won't impede them when they are fighting.

>>714484803
>"you are applying personal preferences"
>so do I
bitch please

>>714469328
based

>>714452740 (OP)
A tiny bit of T&A is softcore porn
Zoomers are fucked

>>714486091
Unironically the funniest part is how they complain about “sexualization” in a game literally about spandex-clad athletes in staged combat. You can practically see the steam rising off Twitter every time a character model has thighs. If Rumble Roses dropped today they'd call it a war crime.

>>714487738
Exactly. It’s like people forgot wrestling is half theater and half muscle ballet. Are the outfits flashy and skimpy? Sure, but so are 90% of superhero costumes and nobody’s calling Batman porn. Rumble Roses leaned into the spectacle, like actual wrestling does, only it got treated like a sin because it starred women. Meanwhile, dudes piledriving each other in speedos is apparently "just sports."

God it had so many nice swimsuits...

wrestling is my favorite sport

>>714452740 (OP)
>Like who actually played this shit?
me

Women are such a joke.

>>714453139

You forgot the Spice channel.

>>714454365
BMX XXX is actual garbage. Leisure Suit Larry MCL is actually funny, it just has bad game play. It's a game trying to cash in on the unrated comedy trend that was happening at the time.