What if half-life was a girl?

>>714453143 (OP)
imagine the ryonas

like 1/500 women over 35 is pretty

>>714453143 (OP)
They're waiting for you gordan ... in the sex chamber

>>714453359
No, Gordan would be a sexy girl too

gordon doesn't need to hear all this he's a highly trained professional

>>714453143 (OP)
>The entire facility is filled with hags

>>714453439
shut your fucking effeminate faggot tranny mouth up before I rape, kill you, and dump your body in a river Gordan is Gordan Freeman

>>714453143 (OP)
>cover art is a girl
>sales 10x
>every counter strike agent is like assassin in half life
>team fortress 2 is an anime shooter
blessed timeline

>>714453439
there's no contradiction between these 2 statements

Well, so much for the government. Their idea of containment is to kill everyone associated with the project! Judging from your hazard suit, I'd say you were part of what went wrong, isn't that right? Now look, if anyone can end this catastrophe, it's the sexy science team in the Lambda Cumplex, at the opposite end of the base. With the transit system out, I couldn't tell you how to get there. But there's an old decommissioned rail system somewhere through here - beyond the silo complex. If you can make it through the breast expansion test labs, you might be able to worm your way through the old tunnels to track down whatever's left of the Lambda team. You can fuck them. You can fuck all of us. You can fuck me. Good luck.

>no black mesa scientist gf
why even fucking LIVE?!

>>714453675
impotent rage

then would the assassin be a handsome guy?

>>714453753
masculinity in these games is what made them great and is what is missing from modern games

>>714453143 (OP)
Resonance Cascade goes from planned behind by shadowy powers unseen, to unintended accident because no one on staff wanted to admit they were wrong.

>>714453143 (OP)
I will now complete your game.

>>714454067
>tf2 cast
>masculinity
You are not playing as Saxton Hale.

>scientist makes ahegao face
>HAAAAAK.WAV

>>714453221
Don't shoot!, I'm with the science team!

Anyone else weirded out by how little there is smut mod-wise for Half Life compared to TES/Doom?
>GoldSrc and Source are two of the easiest things to mod due to the terabytes of documentation online
>About as novel to make a mod of as HDoom is
>Prime real estate for a shitton of fetishes across both games
But the most I've ever seen for the series is cinematic mod Alyx and the rape Gmod SWEP. What gives?

>>714453143 (OP)
I think half-life is a pretty cool gal
Seh kills combine and doesn't afraid of anything

>>714453675
They're waiting for your Gorda, in the dilation chamber

>>714453143 (OP)
Impregnate every scientist while hearing NO, STAHP, GORDON with every plap

>>714454231
>HECU forced yuri with scientists
KINO

>>714454039
the assassin would be me then

>With my brains and your brawn we'll produce excellent children
>Allow me to treat that erection. Don't worry, I am a doctor.
>Is anyone else getting horny?
>I seem to be horny...but I can keep going.
>Okay we can have sex, I hope you know what you're doing.
>Don't you think we should recalculate those impregnation factors again?
>Please, leave me alone until after the experiment, then we can have sex.
>You aren't going soft on that ethics issue again, are you?
>Did you submit your sex report to the Administrator today?
>Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous shirts?

>>714453143 (OP)
Is this AI?

>>714453221
we got the citadel at home

Just under 3 weeks scientists. Can't wait.
https://youtu.be/MAvH9T__jLQ?si=Fo3v_b9SjwoHPGeh

>>714453143 (OP)
>"Gordon doesn't need to feel all of this tiddy, he's a highly trained professional"

>>714455435
Oh my...
kek

>>714456651
Oh hey, that looks like a spiritual succesor to Half Life. You've got Black Mesa, HECU, Xen, looks like a great FP-
>survival crafting experience for 1-6 players
nevermind then

>>714454039
With dangling dick physics

>>714454039
bdsm latex ladies

>>714458091
The game has great levels and exploration.
Survival, building and skills in general are fucking terrible.
Full release should address some of it (by making guns actually usable without 20 hours of shooting like you're playing the first 10 minutes of deus ex with no firearms skill) but if you bother I'd boost rates and would literally max out skill gain because it just adds tedium and grinds for the sake of having them.

>>714453143 (OP)
What prompt do you write so they kiss the viewer/screen? Also
>26 second video
Are you running this local?

>>714454287
It doesn't have the right appearance without heavy modification. Skyrim has this warm, lively look that makes bitches look great in, and Doom is 2D so can appeal to weebs.

>>714453143 (OP)
GOT A SCIENTIST HERE!
HAS A LOT OF PICTURES OF BOYS WITH CUNTS!

>>714453260
Kek this.
>>714453584
>>714454102
Hag fags be like
>I love annoying disgusting old women so muc- ACK!

>>714453260
it's not that bad, it's closer to 1/50

>>714453260
compared to 1/1000 men being handsome over 30

>>714453143 (OP)
( o Y o )

>>714459350
That's just because very few men are ever handsome at all. (Since competence, not a pretty face, was what got you a wife for most of history) Handsome men usually stay handsome into their 30s.

>>714459114
Genuiely how do hagfuckers exist? What is wrong with someone’s brain to get turned on primarily by old women

>>714453143 (OP)
what do girl scientists do in their free time?

>>714456651
That's nice, but are there hot women in that game?

>>714460586
Read/write yaoi fanfic

>>714453675
Gordita Freefemme