What are some good low calorie snacks?

Tired of eating a small box of cheez-itz and eating 2600 calories

apple slices
grapes
saltine crackers
chopped cantaloupe
baby carrots

>>714453882 (OP)
Have you considered water, you fat fuck?

>>714453882 (OP)
I buyed boughten a box of strawberry frosted shredded mini wheats I didn't even know they did flavored ones but I'm looking forward to that. That'll be good. Nice bowl of cereal, nothing wrong with that

>>714454118
I only drink water from my RO filter, wanting snacks doesn't mean I'm fat you big jerk

Tons of fruits
>popcorn
Not low calorie

>>714453882 (OP)
Pistachios are great but they're expensive as shit.

>>714454024
>grapes
Based.
I fucking love grapes.
>reliable, can be found pretty much all year round
>healthy obvs
>all species are delicious (green ones being the best)
>rarely have to worry about pests and bugs (easy to spot if infected)
>easy to transport
>small, non-bothersome seeds
>cute
>can be used as ammo
>easy to eat/don't even require peeling
>doesn't make any mess
>divine when made with other types of desserts like dipped in chocolate, on ice cream, inside cakes...
>lovely in a salad
Magnificent gift from God.

>>714454024
what about salty items
>>714454494
popcorn is extremely low cal for snacks, the only thing that beats it is like, rice cakes
>>714454516
pistachios are high cal

t. eating disorder haver

models who are watching their calories all eat pork rinds. it's the go-to choice

>>714454660
hmm i might look into those, i felt like i wasn't fat enough or mexican enough for those

>>714454474
I bet you're downing a whole box of crackers as we speak.

>>714454796
I don't actually own any snacks for this exact reason, all I have are foods that have to be prepared so I can't just lazily snack, I told you I have an eating disorder

>>714454893
send me your bodychecks princess

unless you're a gay man in which case die

>>714455016
men like you finish for pictures of my birkenstocks, you are not getting pics of me

>>714453882 (OP)
Water is the lowest calorie snack

>>714455085
pipe down fatso i'll just google "fat spic" and it'll be close enough to you

>>714453882 (OP)
orange juice
plain popcorn with salt
peanuts
garlic bread, on rare ocasions

>>714455245
zero of the things you listed are low calorie
especially not peanuts, orange juice or garlic bread
nuts are actually among the very most high calorie things that exist

>>714455147
implying they can afford birks

>>714455292
you don't get it, i'll drink one cup of juice for 2 hours, or two pieces of bread split in 4, peanuts i'll barely chew on them and just let the taste melt in my mouth
also orange slices are really good too

skinny guy with abs here, i just eat whatever i feel like. today i had a bowl of leek & potato soup and half a gallon of ice cream. think i might have some crackers and sardines tonight.
why don't you just not get fat?

>>714454549
>grapes
Based.
I fucking love grapes.
>reliable, can be found pretty much all year round
>healthy obvs
>all species are delicious (green ones being the best)
>rarely have to worry about pests and bugs (easy to spot if infected)
>easy to transport
>small, non-bothersome seeds
>cute
>can be used as ammo
>easy to eat/don't even require peeling
>doesn't make any mess
>divine when made with other types of desserts like dipped in chocolate, on ice cream, inside cakes...
>lovely in a salad
Magnificent gift from God.

Just embrace the infinite chewing glitch
>No calories
>Clean fingers
>Fresher mouth
>As long as you want
>Better jawline

>calories
Retard alert.

>>714453882 (OP)
watermelon

Sliced turkey.

>bbbuh you
No, there is no discrepancy. I am perfectly aware of what I am saying and I mean every world.

When it comes down to it, I just hate trannies more than I love the environment. That's it. That's all there is too it.

>>714454024
That sucks.

i also like to eat cold sliced chayotes after i boil them

>>714453882 (OP)
A good lead bullet through the mouth OP. (You) will never have to worry about calories again!

>>714453882 (OP)
Have you considered not eating?
Holy shit how obese do you need to be to want to eat while you use your hands during gaming.

buncha mad ass faggots itt

>>714454660
How do people not feel bad when they’re eating processed animals in this day and age? Do people just emotionally dissociate from it? Every time I eat meat all I think about is the animal living a hellish existence and then being slaughtered and its body butchered in a nightmarish contraption of modern machinery. It just feels wrong

>>714453882 (OP)
You posted it, but
>grapes, especially frozen grapes
>berries (personal preference)
>carrots, cucumbers, snap peas
>rice cakes (in moderation)
>lean meats (in moderation)
Popcorn is relatively low calorie for its volume and is also filling due to its high fiber content.

>>714456146
This is 4chan anon. If you want a hugbox, (you) are better going to the link below:

https://www.reddit.com/

>>714453882 (OP)
The joys of starvation
You can do it anywhere and always halve fun

>>714456194
1) sardines are wild caught + fish do not have complex thoughts. in the words of that one guy, it's okay to eat fish 'coz they don't have any feelings.

2) we live in a zero-sum world and you are inflicting suffering on animals just by existing. do you drive a car? if so, your carbon emissions are causing far more suffering and habitat loss than a person eating steak every day.

>>714456217
Yes, wanting a respectful conversation is reddit. Basically, don't go here if you want to have any discussion.

>>714455292
>especially not peanuts
You said you were tired of eating 2600 calories of cheez-its. 2600 calories of peanuts would be approximately 425 grams worth (assuming raw, no additives). I would love to sit and watch you try to eat 425 grams of peanuts in one go.

>>714456217
i've been on this site for a long time and it's only gotten worse with the years, normalfags full of weird hatred and envy ruined this place, mods did too for not banning them on sight

>>714453882 (OP)
I can't fathom eating more than 1700 calories daily

>>714456146
just post your tits if you want positive attention whore

>>714456217
>>714456354
I've been browsing 4chan for 15 years now and I've had countless meaningful discussions. Stop making it worse

>>714456387
Come on anon, I think (you) would rather force feed them the peanuts and revel in their misery.

>>714453882 (OP)
sunflower seeds

Oh, you can rotate the apple in your head? That's cute sweetie.
I can eat the apple, and it actually staves off my hunger. It's called not being an NPC.

>>714453882 (OP)
Water and celery ( ONE STACK )

>>714454549
OH NO ANON! YOU'VE BEEN DRAWN AS A BASEDJAK!

>>714455714
>fart all the time
>stimulate production of excess stomach acid
>induce digestive problems

>>714454549
true
although
>>lovely in a salad
what fucking subhuman puts a fruit in a salad
it better be a fruit salad

>>714453882 (OP)
This is NOT low calorie, but these are fucking great.

If you want low calorie stuff, you really should just get used to eating fruits/vegetables. It's really nice to snack on a cucumber, put a little bit of salt on it.

>>714456734

>>714456515
i need to be this skinny...

>>714456879
Idk, lemon juice and tomatoes are very good in salad

>>714454609
shelled salted peanuts
don't want to eat a ton of them, but having to shell them slows you down

>>714456886
>you really should just get used to eating fruits/vegetables. It's really nice to snack on a cucumber, put a little bit of salt on it.
There's really nothing to get "used to", fruits and vegetables can naturally be delicious on their own. I legit don't know if this is something exclusive to the US, but eating fruits and veggies is not hard, lol.

>>714456990
Sating one of those little tomatos they put in salads is like getting a juicy burst of acid for no reason. Nothing sweet, sugary or tart should go in a salad. At most, put ranch dressing on that shit if you need more flavor.

>>714456194
Whenever I read posts like this I feel really glad I wasn't born a faggot.

>>714457209
Nah anon. Best salad is packed with lemon and salt. My mouth is watering just thinking about it

>>714453882 (OP)
why not just stick to eating the 2600 calorie bags of cheetos, op?? ig if it makes you feel better mix it up with doordashing extra takeout meals sometimes

look, the way life works is you have to accept a slowing metabolism and eventual death so best to give up on any remaining exercise you're wasting time on, move to only eating carbs, take up drinking, get whatever hard drug addiction is most affordable, start smoking and read david benatar/schopenhauer.

>>714456613
Based.

Going to the doctor in about five weeks to ask about weight loss medication, don't know what he'll give me. I don't want Ozempic, but hoping he'll give me something like WeGovy or Zepbound. Not sure if anyone here is or knows anyone on it, and if it worked.

>>714457081
>I legit don't know if this is something exclusive to the US
My friend from the US tells me water tastes like shit, so I think it is an American thing.

>>714456194
Lmao, I once knew a faggot like you. One day I was eating a burger, and he just approached to me trying to be all deep and stuff and said:
"Is the corpse tasty?"

I just looked at him and told him I had never thought of it that way, and that it was metal as fuck. Then proceeded to eat with twice as much gusto.

>>714457081
it's a us prole/underclass thing, anon. ever hear of the "gas station diet", where people live off the contents of the central aisles of grocery store.

all chips, candy, crackers, soda, pastries. ZERO or at most minimal produce/meat/milk. honestly even if that kind of "diet" had zero health consequences it'd still be way too boring for me

>>714457314
Too acidic
>Lettuce
>Cucumbers
>Croutons
>Ranch dressing
That's all you need in a salad. Nothing more, nothing less. Salt is fine, I guess.

>>714456194
personally i would rather eat a fresh kill with no guts wasted and so on, but i don't live in a fairy tale world where i can do that so no i don't feel bad, if that animal was in my position it probably would do the same thing

however, i think the people that normalized things like grinding up male chicks because they're worthless should be put to the guillotine

>>714456879
What? Why not?
I often put strawberries and even bananas in mine.

>>714457626
Yeah, I understand that. But, a lot of people I know from the US straight up just tell me how it's "difficult to drink only water and eat vegetables". A lot of that stuff CAN be good if you cook it. It's the same as when people complain about groceries being too expensive and the shit they buy is frozen ready meals that're 50% more expensive than just buying a bag of potatoes. I'm not trying to shame anyone, really.

>>714457758
Bananas and Strawberries are too sweet and sugary for a salad. Salads are supposed to be savory. Just save the strawberries for a separate snack when you want a treat, and leave the salad for a meal.

>>714457891
You can get away with eating like shit if you just don't eat above your daily calorie intake, anyways. I think people have more problems with control than with the contents of what they eat. My diet is horrible and I have a BMI of 18.9

>>714458054
isn't that high

>>714457891
Shame can be a good thing if it compels people to change bad behaviors or attitudes.
I know we live in the age of feelings above all else but sometimes, positivity and good vibes aren't enough to change someone's mind.

>>714458082
18.9 is bordering underweight.

>>714457959
I like you salad-tism anon. I imagine you being all fidgety and glaring intensely at your screen while discussing salad, or getting real upset but not necessarily violent when you encounter a salad that does not meet your tastes

>>714458169
oh mine is 10 i thought 18 would be like 300 pounds llo

>>714456194
I went to a slaughterhouse once and it fucked me up. Couldn't eat meat for a year straight without gagging. I've managed to disassociate now though.

>>714453882 (OP)
>>714456613
>HEEEEEEEEERE WE ARE
>BORN TO BE KINGS
>WE'RE THE PRINCES OF THE UNIVERSE

>>714458220
>oh mine is 10
Is that even.. possible? That's like, severely underweight.

>>714458296
im op and everyone called me fat and it hurt my feelings

>>714458335
Don't worry, sweetheart. I've got it under control.

>>714458290
op here finally someone said it, but i go for the green bag with low sodium

>>714458054

cutting soda out of my diet helped me lose weight faster than exercise or even controlling my meal potions ever did unironcially
easy to just gulp down cans if you're just not paying attention
like I didn't realize I don't even eat that much normally, it was mostly just soda

>>714458185
It all started when I bought a salad from 7/11 and it had cranberries in it and it triggered my autism

>>714453882 (OP)
three words that will change ur life:
air fried chickpeas

>>714453882 (OP)
just stop snacking

all the fat people I know are always snacking and eating a random bag of gummy bears or some shit

you need 3 good meals per day, that's it

>>714458443
i dont eat sugar except for kombucha

>>714458407
That's actually the same advice I give to any person trying to lose weight, lol. I had a problem with only drinking soda and not eating anything when I was a teenager and that really fucked me up. Not even for weight reasons, people should just quit soda altogether.

Don't worry about calories, but do stop snacking often. I usually only eat junk food like once a month, almost never buy fast food/frozen food, and my body weight is at a stable 130 at 33 years old. Just eat primarily good/fresh food and your body will treat you nicely back.
>yogurt+granola for breakfast
>fresh deli meat and cheese sandwich from the butcher shop in the supermarket for lunch. usually add lettuce for texture, sometimes some tomato slices
>some sort of chicken/pork/beef and a side of rice/squash/potatoes. usually air fried since it's basically a convection oven
It's not hard.

>>714458481
sugary snacks are the worst, but my point is that you don't need any snack

a little bit of hunger between meals is OK, you don't need to be full 24/7

>>714458668
well what can i eat what do normal people eat

i currently eat sandwiches with fresh provolone and turkey and cut tomatoes on 70 cal per slide bread

Dried fruit + Chamoy. It's nearly as addicting as crack.

>>714455681
>grapes
Based.
I fucking love grapes.
>reliable, can be found pretty much all year round
>healthy obvs
>all species are delicious (green ones being the best)
>rarely have to worry about pests and bugs (easy to spot if infected)
>easy to transport
>small, non-bothersome seeds
>cute
>can be used as ammo
>easy to eat/don't even require peeling
>doesn't make any mess
>divine when made with other types of desserts like dipped in chocolate, on ice cream, inside cakes...
>lovely in a salad
Magnificent gift from God.

>>714457959
Nah. Your autism is limiting your options anon. Salads are fresh and tasty. Fruits are obviously fair game. Simple as.
Mangoes, kiwi, pineapples are also great additions.

>>714458410
Tell me more. What happened?

>>714459210
I bought a caesar salad from 7/11 one day and it accidentally had a surprise cranberry in it. I thought to myself "damn that tastes like shit". It's horrid. From that day forward I check my salads and pick out the cranberries.

>buy snack
>get hyped for a chill evening
>look the ingredients
>rapeseed oil
>everytime
>mood ruined

I do see quite a few men who "look" underweight. I get they're short, and they might be femboys or some shit, but even as a short man you shouldn't looking like a walking skeleton. Eat a fucking steak.

I also know some people can't gain weight and have to take medication for it. If you're going for that femboy twink/trap look then I guess I get it, but even then, it looks weird to see a manlet who weighs like 130lbs.

>>714459785
So fucking look at the ingredients before buying the snack? I'm sure you can find something without rapeseed oil if you're that autistic about it.

>>714459727
For me, it's the cranberry muffin.

>>714459814
I do eat steaks, I love meat. But I just don't overeat, and I'm definitely not paying jews to get fatter intentionally with """medication""".
And no, I'm not wasting 2 hours every single day going to the gym, either.

>>714455563
>eat whatever I want
>potato soup
>crackers
Why don’t you just get some money?

>>714459896
Never had one but that looks tasty. Looks like where they should be, in a sweet dessert. Not in a fucking SAVORY LETTUCE-Y SALAD

>>714456194
This is why in video games, you always kill god at the end.

>>714459941
You just sound like you have trouble gaining weight. There are health disadvantages to being underweight, but they're not as widely talked about as people being overweight, so obesity is more prevalent than people who are underweight.

>>714460097
I can get fat if I wanted to, but that's disgusting. I'm not going to shove McLard down my stomach every other day just because there are some studies about how being lanky has health risks.

>>714453882 (OP)
start taking ozempic

>>714460526
hell naw

>>714457435
depending on where you live the water can genuinely taste quite bad

>>714460345
Lanky people have no style, no grace and wear a funny face.

>>714456604
Inferior genetic hair

>>714456194
man up you fucking faggot

>>714454549
youre absolutely right but this post is a bit gay

>snacks
If you want to lose weight, don't snack.

>>714456194
I don't even consider most people to be human, you expect me to care about the suffering of animals?

>>714461254
i lost 20 pounds last year in like 3 months but it's so much fucking work and so fucking bland

>>714456194
The animal would not think twice about trampling or eating you.

>>714461254
This. Just drink water and eat air.

>>714456275
today was another day I tried fasting the entire day, couldn't do it. again. only managed to fast for 13 hours after waking up.
got on my bike and cycled to the bakery. bought 4 bread rolls and 7 ounces of doughnuts. ate them all while sipping milk straight from the carton.
I'm going to fucking kill myself. I'm so fucking obese. I feel disgusted with myself, but I can't stop eating.
I was a skinny ass kid when I was young but then dad started buying me mcdonalds EVERY day which gave me a food addiction. for fucks sake why must I suffer this way.

>>714461613
drop the air - that shit is addictive

>>714461671
find some tasty ass shit dawg

i ate cheeseburgers 3 times a day when i lost 30 pounds lol (home cooked)

>>714454549
Green grapes are the best
I have memories of playing videogames as a kid while eating grapes and slowly pushing them against the fan blades for some reason

>>714454549
>grapes
Based.
I fucking love grapes.
>reliable, can be found pretty much all year round
>healthy obvs
>all species are delicious (green ones being the best)
>rarely have to worry about pests and bugs (easy to spot if infected)
>easy to transport
>small, non-bothersome seeds
>cute
>can be used as ammo
>easy to eat/don't even require peeling
>doesn't make any mess
>divine when made with other types of desserts like dipped in chocolate, on ice cream, inside cakes...
>lovely in a salad
Magnificent gift from God.

>>714453882 (OP)

Pickles.

>>714458220
Eat some McDonald's. Oh wait, it probably doesn't exist in your Third World country.

>>714461925
>i ate cheeseburgers 3 times a day when i lost 30 pounds lol (home cooked)
Gimme the ingredients Nigga.

>>714453882 (OP)
Cook your own food.

>>714461925
I don't want to find some tasty ass shit. I've already had way too much of it. I want to lose all this fat so I can go outside without feeling like an alien
all the skinny fucks have no idea how lucky they are that they never grew fat. food addiction is impossibly hard to beat. this shit gnaws at you. I can't even launch a video game without constant intrusive thoughts of food. every fucking hour of my waking life. and food is so extremely, readily available in modern times that fatties can't stop themselves. wish I could rewire my brain.

>>714463723
fried grapes

>>714463668
dave's killer bread 6x90cal
cheese i forget but like 100 cal x 6
2 oz of costco beef 85%15% x6 200 cal

>>714456879
Apples, often with nuts are extremely common in salads, along with fruit based dressing. I'll spare from the "UMM ACTUALLY" on cucumbers and tomatoes.

>>714455292
nuts are filling though unlike some shit like cheez itz. you'll feel more full from say 300 calories worth of nuts than 300 calories worth of cheez itz

>>714458290
>>714458406
>2560mg of sodium in one serving
what the FUCK
this is a great way to speedrun high blood pressure holy shit how is that even possible

>>714465245
This. Processed food in general goes through your system extremely fast, even when the same number of calories are consumed, and stuff like soda are an even more extreme version of that. 'Pre-digested' and high calorie drinks are probably the biggest cause of being overweight

Ops not a fag, air popped popcorn is pretty low carb.
>"A 3-cup serving of air-popped popcorn contains approximately 90-100 calories"

Though I typically eat it cooked and popped from olive oil which may ruin the point.

the heaviest I ever got was 155ish pounds and I lost 15 of those pounds by literally just stopping snacking and learning to deal with being hungry and also avoiding sugary shit/high fructose goy syrup in its entirety
I'm somehow still skinnyfat with a disgusting gut at 140ish pounds though and it's really irritating, I don't know how to lose anymore weight without literally starving myself at this point

>>714465569
olive oil is less cal and 100000000x healthier than seed oils

>>714465970
One thing people tend to not know is that gaining some muscle really helps hide body fat. You don't really get a pot belly for example even if you are overweight if you've developed a strong core.

>>714456194
I work in the biggest meat producer in my country. One of the smallest factories that is specialized in the chickens kills approximately 120k chickens a day.
I think it depends on person, seeing this didn't change much for me, maybe it would if we wouldn't have to eat meat/dairy but we have to( sure, you can take pills for deficiencies but it only prove that we have to eat them).
Don't know how it works in other countries but the place where they unload is full of violet lamps that stun/confuse animals so they don't even know what is happening for the most part.

>>714453882 (OP)
good thread

crunchy/savory:
>popcorn
you posted it, but unironically, it's a good pick. air pop, apply light butter cut with some walnut oil or olive oil, it's all good fats and works well with the crunchy salty popcorn.
>pumpkin seeds
go easy or you *will* shit yourself, but these are reasonably good for you and salty. not the cheapest, but nice to munch on in moderation.
>mixed nuts
again, not the cheapest, and best enjoyed in moderation but very good.

crunchy/sweet:
>watermelon
goated. just try it once.
>vegetables, raw
this can be anything you like. carrot, rhubarb, radish, celery, etc. cheap and available
>vegetables, cooked
i can't tell you how many times i have munched on a plate of roasted root veg/potatoes while gaming.

less healthy but probably *way* better than a whole ass box of cheezits:
>garlic bread/crostini
love it. fucking love it. not the healthiest at all but very nice
>homemade chicken tempura
the least awful way to fry chicken. made properly into small strips, it's gaming friendly, and light/crispy/meaty with salt.
>baked hash brown patties
basically french fries but bigger and better texture when baked. not fried, so it's more or less just roasted potatoes with whatever else the manufacturer put in. still well in excess of bagged potato chips or cheezits

>>714466004
It also doesn't give you a cancer or heart attack

>>714453882 (OP)
water

>>714465569
good quality olive oil has a high enough smoke point to not turn into cancer sludge when cooking popcorn, also, even aside from that, it's packed with good shit. sometimes i just make pasta, throw some nice olive oil on it, a little salt and pepper and that's it. good olive oil *is* a pasta sauce. it can have just as much complexity as a tomato based sauce, just in a different flavor profile

>>714457550
christ imagine being more cringe than a made up vegan in your own fake story. is this some 348 layers of irony reddit copypasta or something or do you actually go around acting like the biggest faggot on earth?

>>714453882 (OP)
Good old trail mix

>>714453882 (OP)
Beef jerky is elite, especially if you can find a more traditional style one with no sugar and shit.
Also yogurt, it's super easy to make your own and have enough for the entire week.

Baguette or any other crusty bread with butter and vegemite is a goated snack

And i'm not even aussie, i'm a britbong