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>Executive Producer at Xbox Game Studios Publishing - after the Microsoft layoffs - suggesting on Linkedin that people who have been let go should turn to AI for help.
LMAO

these people aren’t human anymore. corporations turn them into ghouls

>>714454135 (OP)
disgusting

Telling someone to use AI to "write a warm message" is legitimately great satire. Imagine if their games had writing that funny.

>>714454135 (OP)
>get replaced by an LLM
>hey dwag, use an LLM to make yourself feel better
toppest of keks

>>714454135 (OP)
I hope this piece of shit gets crucified for this.

>>714454135 (OP)
"quietly preparing for a layoff" sounds like a real healthy workplace, fuck these people

they better not have canceled this after the revival then radio silence for another 3 years

>>714454135 (OP)
I genuinely believe that if you need chatGPT for anything, you're just retarded, like "i can't rotate an apple in my mind" levels of retarded, how did these people get through college?

>>714457551
I can't conjure an apple, so fuck you.

>>714457551
You're like this because you're retarded by the way.

>>714459830
You need a bot to think for you, you're unironically on the same level as africans eating sand and dancing in the rain to make crops grow, don't bother replying subhuman.

>>714460040
You can't think, that's why you can't use the bot.

>>714460138
You also need a calculator to know what's 2 + 2?

>>714460253
>outs himself as an ESL

>>714460273
You really need a win don't you? Here, don't waste it

>>714457551
>go back to uni for doctorate
>have to tutor groups this term
>prof gives clear instructions that even if a hint of AI is detected they will fail
>in group assignments 3 out of 4 use it
>not even in a smart way like changing languages
>just straight up copy shit from ChatGPT
I feel bad for the ones who really try since they fail with the rest of the group. It's getting so bad that nobody will pass the course this term.

>>714461338
If current uni students are this bad, i can't begin to imagine how the 8 year olds relying on it will be like in a couple of years

>>714461338
>implying you can fail

>>714457551
*send u an email written by chatgpt*
nothing personel

>>714461338
>did the same but for bachelor's degree and teaching license
>entire class was chatgpting their papers
>i'm the one oldfag in the class so i actually did all mine without ai
>entire class graduated same as me
>sat between two cunts at the ceremony who both graduated even though they chatgpt'd their papers minutes before the final deadline for the semester

These are your future educators btw, enjoy

>>714461669
>Implying that isn't what politicians want
Anon, who would benefit from drones that literally can't think on their own?

>>714461762
That is true. Makes it easier for them to replace every upper middle class job with jeets if the future generations can't function without asking @grok if their eyes really are real or why their new neighbors constantly blast music at 2am.

>>714461928
>Now americans wil either die in the middle of bumfuckstan or do the jobs illegals had since companies would rather hire jeets using chatgpt for tech jobs
Wow, and they voted for this, lmao

>>714454135 (OP)
Genuine psychopath shit.

>>714454483
kek this

>>714454135 (OP)
besides gamedevs i would think by any sort of hr and a lot of marketing is going to replaced by ai slop as well.
just look at this guys post, non stop corporate nonsense doublespeak peppered with every buzzword imaginable, you just know gpt slopped this out
>no ai tool is a replacement for youur voice
except when they replace it lmfao
>stay kind, stay smart, stay connected
nobody human talks like this

>>714462253
The future is so fucking gay man, it's just cyberpunk without any of the cool shit, this blows

>>714462253
That would honestly be an improvement. HR roasties and business degree retards deserve to be replaced.

>>714462105
even worse. They're not hiring yankees for those slave jobs. They're just moving entire operations to Mexico and shit and paying mexicans even shittier wages cause it's in pesos. Amazon has already been doing it with their Cuckfilment centers

>>714462448
>AIslop will replace all the things I hate and leave everything I like!
This is copium

>>714462506
not really

>>714462448
Your wish has been granted! Now every white person has been replaced with either pajeets speaking poor english and chatbots that can't understand you.

Thanks for playing Twisted Metal!

>>714454290
>dei hirees
>human
They were already ghouls. Microsoft is cutting the fat.

>>714462504
Isn't florida considering having literal kids work in the fields?

>>714462504
>>714462105
You don't understand. The line must continue to go up! We must prioritize quarterly profits at all costs!

>>714462782
I really want to believe that this bubble will burst soon, but i know that won't be the case, it's unironically over

>>714460273
>anglo
disgusting

>>714462887
>illiterate mexican

>>714462782
>>714462504
>>714462105
SAARS SAARS PLS
RESPECT INDIA
INDIA POWERFUL SUPERPOWER

>>714454135 (OP)
Sage advice. AI can give you so much more information than the useless harpies in HR or dozens of shit content farm websites. This is just luddites throwing a tantrum because they’re very swiftly being replaced by cheaper, more efficient options. It’s amazing how quickly they support immigrants doing the exact same thing but when it starts to affect them the mental gymnastics go haywire.

>>714461495
>have an 80 page end of term paper in front of me
>every first page of three out of four sections (each student wrote one) is ChatGPT
I don't even need to look any further, all four failed according to the rules given out. I have ten weeks to go trough my batch, but if everyone is like that I'll be done by the weekend.

>>714462898
>I can barely speak one language
>but you are the illiterate one
stay classy american

>>714462932
AI is just being used as a worse version of google, i can't believe that people find this impressive.

>>714462650
Yea and that lame ass super prison shit. They're not deporting dumbasses. They're just gonna keep them here for prison labor. I wish we had Mccain or even Romney than this garbage. Dems should have never pushed to win in 2020. Now they're fucked getting blamed for everything. When the bill kicks in 2026 and by some miracle a dem wins. They're omega fucked then too cause then they have to bandaid fix everything and get blamed for higher taxes.
>>714462853
I actually believe there will be no more crashes like 2008 or 2020. Economy is too globalized and there's too many vultures who know to take advantage of any dip. Like houses will never dip again because the second they do, some conglomerate will just buy it up. All the mini condos they're building now will just charge 2k+ anyway. And because the land is perma gone from luxury condos, everything else will rise too. No one would ever lower their prices.

>>714454135 (OP)
>use AI to try and get a job
>sell yourself to the point where there's no difference between you or AI.
>company realizes they can just use AI and never bother with you
what did he mean by this

>>714454135 (OP)
>learn to prompt

>>714461338
>sister is doing a pathology course
>class is 90% jeets
>all using chatgpt
>all instantly failing
Gave me a good chuckle.

>>714463936
Even if the jeets try to cheat on exams, what do they think is gonna happen when they have to actually do their residency and answer questions on the spot.
>Senior attending asks a basic question for rounds and picks the jeet
>SAAR PLEASE LET ME ASK COPILOT

>>714463754
>use AI to try and get a job
>sell yourself to the point where you are nothing but a useless cocksleeve
>company realizes they can just use AI while cumming inside your ass

>>714454135 (OP)
>i-i k-know we f-fired you but could you please still use our terrible and useless investment into "ai", were s-spending billions on it.
Thinks he's not fucking transparent.

How you even used AI?
T. Luddite

>>714464486
Yes, I asked it to try and help me find a replacement "exhaust hose coupler" for my air cond. It gave me an Amazon link, and the bot on the Amazon page told me it wasn't compatible with my air cond. I told the first ai that the second ai said it wasn't compat, and it linked me to the same Amazon page again. I stopped being lazy after, measured my air cond exhaust, and found the correct one my self. lol

>>714464486
I have generated millions of elves

>>714463754
>>company recruitment ai realizes they can just use AI and never bother with you
ftfy

>>714464486
Yes, I used it to generate code which nows runs on backend servers for Azure which is used to help others use more ai

>>714469157
>bro I put some AI in your AI so you can AI more while doing AI

>>714454135 (OP)
That's the kind of mindblowingly stupid stuff that people typically post on LinkedIn so no surprise there. Executive producer at Xbox kind of sounds like a serious job but, it could also not be. Like many people are 'Executive Chef' at a small cafe

Now that's a low key burn. You've gotta be really tone deaf to even say that so casually.