Thread 714455117

Just a girl and her Donk

>>714455117 (OP)
I'd give her the ol' banana slamma' if you know what I mean.

Someone posted this in the last thread. We love Loline

Needs a coconut gun

I wanna see cum on her face.

>>714455187
Haha, he's talking about his penis penetrating her vagina.

>>714455117 (OP)
Eyes too big, face too puffy. She looks stupid and so does the rest of this game. 500 dollars for this garbage when I could just play odyssey again. Get cancer, nintendo

She's a child

>>714455442
And??

>>714455117 (OP)
Zach is in it

>>714455401
Someone's mad Pragmata isn't snoy exclusive

>>714455187
>>714455212
She’s fucking 13…

>>714455652
Anyone can edit IMDb pages.

>>714455663
You think anyone with a brain is buying that retarded shit? Like I'd side with the company that made the fucking ps5

>>714455652
Tomar what would you do if Jaxxy suddenly turned 13

>>714455676
And still hasn't hit the wall. It's a miracle!

>>714455613
Pedo

>>714455789
For saying I'm excited for the Donkey Kong game??????

>>714455652
It says Shuntaro Furukawa is the executive producer.

>>714455652
You're scarin the chicks dude

>>714455117 (OP)
CHILDREN FEETSIES.... ( T o T )

>>714456006
Paul is cute.

>>714455117 (OP)
Nintendo is for babies and pedophiles.

>>714456994
Yes.

>>714456994
Let people enjoy things bud

>>714455117 (OP)
>>714455212
>>714455548
if you pedos could stop gooning for 5 minutes you will realise that her inclusion is a determent to the game and her backstory will be pure fucking cringe
DK's companion should've stayed a rock
or better yet, no companion at all

I wish they made her older

>>714456994
Yes, and the Pl*ystation is for gaybies and gay pedophiles.

>>714455652
King K. Romar what would you do if Diddy Kong just punched you in the fucking nuts right now answer the damn question

>>714455117 (OP)
DK is going to murder K. Rool after he somehow harms Pauline, right?

>>714459894
I wish you had better taste

Miyamoto is a creep

>>714455117 (OP)
Why is she barefoot though?
It's distracting

>>714458721
>if you pedos could stop gooning for 5 minutes you will realise that her inclusion is a determent to the game
>and her backstory will be pure fucking cringe
>DK's companion should've stayed a rock

>>714460016
I only play Atari 2600

>>714461737
I play the Atari 2601

>>714461810
I play Atari 9000

>>714462263
you're telling me DK sleeps with little girls?

>>714461459
Why

>>714455676
And I envy these 13 men.

>>714464445
If Jackson can do it then sure.

>>714455676
>She’s fucking 13
>men
wow what a slut

Remember, if it leaks, MARK SPOILERS!
pauline wants it to be a surprise.

>mfw the game sells millions of copies in the first week
>mfw the game is a 97
>mfw the game wins GOTY
>mfw /v/ snoys have to admit defeat

>>714461459
>Why is she barefoot though?
not always, she has pantyhose too

>>714470197
I hope she wears a thong next.

>>714470197
Mmmmm

>>714470131
>>714470048
You can't just post this without a source.

>>714470228
Thats already in the game, anon.

>>714470880
You forgot the straps that go to her neck. Bikini won't hold like this.

>>714470924
>her top will fall down
She knows. Thats why she chose it.

>>714470880
>Extends your Bananza

>>714470660
where do people go in order to access lolicon art, anon? They dont like links because it leads to DDoS shit from anti-loli faggots.
Anyway dont want to bump too hard otherwise the jannies will come in before I post the good stuff eh?

>>714470924
I believe it's customary to not wear tops at the beach.

>>714471212
Catbox?

>>714471303
one moment, ill just drop it all kek

>>714455676
... out of ten!

>>714458721
Donkey Kong started out capturing a girl. now he's saving a girl.
it's literally poetry
it literally rhymes

>>714470197
damn they really know what they are doing

>>714471249
Well, then just draw her naked. Little girls like her usually run around naked at the beach.

>>714470197
?

>>714471303
bare with me im having issues uploading the zip
>>714471806
>Little girls like her usually run around naked at the beach.
and around the house, its fucking glorious before some woman eventually convinces them about modesty and privacy. Damn hags.

>>714471937
Oh, I'm bare all right

cp distribution thread

>>714472362
Pauline fan art is not cp retard.

>>714455676
I don't think there are 13 gorillas in the game.

>>714471212
BAZED

>>714472362
First day on 4chan?

>>714455652
Odd rock just sounds like AI.
At any rate even if they were based enough to have zack in the game for a single level.
the fucking horrible cringe anime voice acting of Kate Higgins ruins everything.

>>714473209
>anon doesn't want a loli talking in your ear nonstop for 20 hours
Couldn't be me.

>>714470197
need them on my face

>>714473756
it's a woman in her 30s and her acting and voice is fucking terrible.

>>714455676
13 old men at the same time? What a champ!

>>714473927
>lolis are fictional
Holy shit, I didn't know!

>>714469716
What's this from? Her face doesn't look so bad here.

>>714455117 (OP)
Pedophiles congregating on a videogame board is surely some kind of falseflag/honeypot operations by some glowie, right?
There's no way you guys diddle your dick to little girls for real, right???

>>714474385
An unknown ai generator.

>>714473756
I'll be happy with a french loli speaking in my ear nonstop for 20 hours, thank god this game is dubbed in other language than just JP and US

>>714475559
>french loli
Ooh, you've gone and opened the Pandora's box now.

Can't wait for the eventual mega mushroom fetish porn of her

>>714474594
>Pedophiles congregating on a videogame board is surely some kind of falseflag/honeypot operations by some glowie, right?
>I don't like it = psy-op

>>714471937
Anon did not deliver

>>714475685
>Ooh, you've gone and opened the Pandora's box now.
I can go even farther.

>>714476121
Yeah, imagine she eats a mushroom that makes her butt four times bigger. That would be funny, haha.

Pauline?

>>714475685
>>714476240
No one does it better than the french

>>714477041
Her application to the C-team is in the mail.

>>714462263
>hostile architecture in a kids game

>>714477235
Good thing DK is too powerful to care

>>714471523
start looking for synonyms for 'literally' you wannabe valley girl

>>714455117 (OP)

What's the secret cut-scene if you 100% the game?

I think minimum: DK _(fill this blank)_ Pauline.

Would be fair, and a nice reward for players who took the time.

>>714478875
DK sprays his coconut gun all over Pauline's face.

>>714478875
No cutscenes
You get to play the Donkey Kong arcade game. For no extra rewards.

>>714478875
you unlock NG++ with secret pregnancy mechanics

>>714455652
Hey Tomar...

Bump

>>714455117 (OP)
I don't really think it counts as a platformer.

>>714455262
Idiot, he's talking about singing the cartoon theme song for her!