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Anonymous No.714458552 >>714458687 >>714458713 >>714458810 >>714458940 >>714459059 >>714459195 >>714459309
>Be me
>Be 29
>Unemployed
>No tradeable skills
>Live with mom
>Be Snake
>29
>Special forces badass
>Cool gun and stealth skills
>Lives in the barracks
>looks masculine

Tf have i been doing with my life if im getting mogged by vidya characters?
Anonymous No.714458592 >>714458708
Liquid had a mech as a kid, Anon.
You're getting mogged by vidya children.
Anonymous No.714458687
>>714458552 (OP)
at least you didn't get your balls fried by a nuclear bomb
Anonymous No.714458708
>>714458592
MGSV is fake and gay
Anonymous No.714458713
>>714458552 (OP)
Even YOU can be a random MSF jobber, sign up now!
Anonymous No.714458810
>>714458552 (OP)
he's literally me but he gets paid killing people
Anonymous No.714458940
>>714458552 (OP)
Well the character I just made up in my head right now is 29, 6'5", jacked, kisses hot babes on the mouth, and is president of the entire universe.
What are you gonna do about that one, bud? Not even the president of the universe at your age?
Anonymous No.714459059
>>714458552 (OP)
This is what happens to Big Boss in real life.
Anonymous No.714459195
>>714458552 (OP)
Bro you look like you have a brown little stripe of poo poo brown stripe in your underwear my man!!!

Come on! Too serious!!!
Anonymous No.714459309
>>714458552 (OP)
its ok big boss fucks his whole shit up later