>most fuckable zelda there is was 9 years old.

what did nintendo mean by this?

>>714460468 (OP)
Nindian thread

>>714460468 (OP)
It's just a fact, they can't help that. She belongs to Link, by the way.

>>714460782
yes, but no. child princess zelda belongs to anon (me)

>>714460837
what are you gonna do with her anon? are you going fishing?

>>714460468 (OP)
That's not tetra but I also don't remember how old tetra is supposed to be so this point isn't much better it's just that tetra is easily the best in personality.

>>714460936
she's 9 years old and hasn't bled yet. so no sex. no penetration. maybe a little stimulation so she can feel good but nothing further. other than that, I will make sure she is well tutored and educated, taught numerous arts and instruments, poetry and literature. she must be brought up right. i am the right person to do this.

>>714460782
Yes but it's this Link.

>>714461181
she needs a strong man to protect her... one who can wield the master sword

>>714461273
they are sooooo hot together

>>714460468 (OP)
a fish is fine too

>>714461670
zelda isn't an obscure indie game, im sure you can find plenty of images without relying on AI slop. nigger.

imagine the sex

>>714461779
not bashing fish guy but there is very little actual art of adult link x cunny zelda. sometimes AI is our only recourse now.

>>714460468 (OP)
Stop being a pedo

>>714462049
Stop being a pedo

>>714460468 (OP)
Was she really 9? How old was link supposed to be?

>>714462049
zelda is 2d loli, not pedophillia.

>>714462101
they are both 9. post timeskip they are 16.

>>714461779
Not in that exact artist's style doing that pose

>>714460468 (OP)
Maybe it was ok to have a crush on young zelda when you were still underage, but wanting her in your 30s is just creepy

>>714462243
cute and canon

>>714460468 (OP)
Stop being a nonce

>>714462104
that is pedophilia, but I can understand why you'd want ways to separate yourself from such a negative stereotype

>>714462598
we can go both ways

>>714461779

>>714460468 (OP)
I really like bobbed haired dragon bitch

>>714463017
>that is pedophilia
not really

>>714463152
That's a child though

>>714463152
Well everyone seems to have made their own definition for that word anyway, so I wouldn't worry or argue with people about it

>>714463216
>that's a child
yes
>>714463246
ah well

>>714463038

>>714463216
A child of what weirdo?

>>714463398

>>714463454
A sweet child o mine

Cado butts embedded in some of these images.

>>714463454
A child of god

>>714463454
of pure sex

full confession to father anon: since 1999 I think ive had like 10,000 sexual fantasies of her

>>714461181
Age difference is overrated. Child on child is superior

>>714464102
I appreciate the innocence of it, but since I am no longer 9 years old it's more difficult to self insert...

The truth in the core male instincts doesn't fully align with the law. What you say is true, if we ignore the morals/laws of our culture and common sense we're brought up with.

That's why loli is openly liked, particularly at the 9-12 age range. It triggers the instinct to protect, but also has enough going on to trigger the carnal desires too.

I mean obviously the world we live in rejects and punishes that drive, but we all have it in us, buried deep down, and art, and its accessibility online brings it out.

So to answer the question, that's why she's the most fuckable Zelda, despite being 9.

>>714464226
good argument. but you can also just say she is literally fucking perfect.

>virgin
>beautiful
>extra long ears
>hasn't bled
>covers her hair because she's a bloodless maiden and its improper to show her hair to peasants
>openly practices worship/very pious
>will give herself up to anon if he has a crystal from the forest
>loyal until death

>>714461032
You underestimate how early puberty generally starts with girls. If Zelda's 9, she likely bleeds.

>>714463398
now he's good

>>714464448
naw... in my headcanon she hasn't bled yet... maybe 10 or 11, but 9? she wears the wimple for a reason. hasn't bled yet.

link is so lucky fuck him

>>714464508
Hag sexo

>>714464710

Stay away from children.

>>714464868

>>714464868
At least these freaks would burn in the sunlight.
I hope, at least. Everyone would be safer that way

>>714464901

>>714464923
oh for crying out loud go virtue signal someplace else

>>714465043
If you touch kids you deserve everything that happens to you

>>714465186
nobody in here is talking about real children. we are talking about princess zelda from a game that's older than you

>>714465252
>>714464226

>>714465186
You're saying he deserves to touch kids? The fuck....

thinly veiled pedophile thread

>>714465313
cope

>>714465186
Having zelda as my cute wife?

>>714465348
I meant while he rots behind bars
>>714465350
>thinly
They aren't even hiding it

>>714465186
But I need to pick up my daughter to feed her. She will starve.

>>714465408

>>714465497
uooohhh ToT

>>714465497
>no tri force pubes
One job

>>714465252
You are openly talking about diddling a child. Fictional or not, it's the exact same thing. The same neurological response. You are attracted to children. You are a pedophile. You deserve a bullet.

>>714465572
what stage of cope are u at?

>>714465497
Thanks for proving my point, you disgusting waste of oxygen.

>>714465408
Just bare in mind thinking and doing are different things.

You are making a big assumption that people who fap to this stuff also diddle kids irl. They don't.

>>714465593
Rational thinking

>>714465639
but thats a 2d image of a fictional videogame character? nobody in here is talking about 3d children

>>714465572
So... why are you here anon.

As I said, base instinct is in all of us. Actions define us.

>>714465675
just tell us why you're really here. you wanna fuck 9 year old zelda. don't you. you wanna lick her little clit until she cums. dirty rotten dog aren't ya?

>we must protect fictional children.

>>714465650
So why does OP have her age as 9 years old? Why specifically mention that someone prepubescent is, as he puts it, "sexy"? That sure sounds like he views children as sexual partners

Reminder:

not reading this thread but i was thinking recently about how every zelda has huge bitch vibes.
i think every single one would be genuinely insufferable in real life. and i feel very strongly about that.

>>714465767
Yes?

>>714465770
because her age is specifically defined as 9 years old in the guidebook?

>if you don't make the princess cum she will order you to be executed
/v/'s next move?

>>714465713
>>714465761
Look at all this projection.

>>714465889
*lick lick lick lick*

>>714465889
why would she order that
that's unacceptable behaviour

>>714465921
we all know what you're thinking lurking this thread. you wanna drain your balls on her bald puffy mound don'tchyah

>>714465889
bingus in vagoo

>>714465889
worship her royal cunny

>>714465770
You said it yourself, he fantasizes about it.

People fantasize about all sorts of taboo things, because they find the taboo nature of it arousing.

If they actually do these things in real life, then that's different. Children are undeveloped and vulnerable people, and should be respected as such regardless of what we think about them instinctively. But in the end, we as men do see beauty in youth, and some of us do go to the forbidden zone in our minds, because we shouldn't.

>>714466087
just say it's normal to have sexual adulations for a royal child princess.... look at conan the destroyer. olivia d'abo was 13 when she did that film. OKAY?

>>714466160
>it's normal to be abnormal
Nope.

>>714466203
and yet everyone wants to fuck the 13 year old princess from conan. wonder why?

>>714466087
I love anime because there's often lolis that are powerful enough to kill a grown man by snapping their finger
The power dynamic is in their favor

What is wrong with you?

>>714466087
You would do it to real children too, if they wouldn't punish you for this. Sick fuck

>>714465497

>>714466274
cope faggot
>>714466284
cope some more faggot

I wanna fuck 9 year old zelda. I would literally suck on her cunny until she cums. are you MAD MAD MAD ?

>>714466231
I sure as fuck don't, because I'm not a pedophile.

>>714466338
you sound like a closeted pedophile in denial

>>714465974
Dad's the king. Even she has to obey.

>>714466338
Just admit it

>>714465889
suck on that little nub until she spasms uncontrollably and her holes contract.

>>714466369
No sane father would want that

>>714466087
Seriously go seek the help of a medical professional. You are performing genuine mental gymnastics to justify your mental illness.
I hope you are never left alone with a child.

>>714466432
a father's greatest joy is to see his daughter fucked and impregnated, why would the king of hyrule be any different?

>>714466321
>posting tranny pedophilia bait
>OH YOU DONT LIKE THAT? GUESS YOU'RE JUST MAD HUHHHHH?
KWAB

>>714466479
you 100% jerk off to real CP on your downtime just to come shit on us loli enjoyers.

>>714466516
>loli enjoyers
Pedophiles

mods will delete video game threads but leave this shit heap where people openly discuss being pedophiles alone

>>714466562
>loli enjoyers are peodphiles
wrong

>>714466284
No, I wouldn't. But hey you've been lurking here for 15 minutes now, enjoy doing your thing too. We sure are.

This thread is a perfect example of what happens when parents don't beat their kids growing up

>>714466516
I have an adult gf with size G knockers
I wouldn't touch a real child with a 10 foot pole, projection-kun

>>714466578
Tendies remove threads because they can't win against the competition

>>714466608
>>714466578
>>714466610
cope trannies
when I go to sleep tonight I'm still gonna wanna fuck 9 year old zelda, and I'm still gonna make these threads everyday for the next 20 years.

>>714466516
>posts about how he finds a fictional child sexy
>"hey man thats pretty fuckin weird"
>UHHHH YOU CLEARLY LOVE REAL KIDS IF YOU'RE SAYING THAT
KWAB

>>714466657
>I'm still gonna make these threads everyday for the next 20 years.
Assuming you dont rope by then, since your sexual deviations make you undesirable to any real person and images can only take you so far

>>714466705
>implying you wouldn't have sex with a 9 year old child princess
disingenuous rage bait post

>>714466432
>Medieval royalty that considers its bloodline sacred and arranges incest to keep it "pure"
>sane

>>714466772
I prefer adult women with big cans

>>714466772
Why would I want to do that? It's underage and below the mental capacity to make a consensual decision

>>714466772
I'm not a pedophile, unlike you

>>714466832
>It's underage and below the mental capacity to make a consensual decision
I assure you she has the mental capacity to make such decisions.

>>714466856
By whose metric and standards? YOURS?
Pfft. As if that has any weight to it.

>>714466457
I'm alone with children all the time. Guess what, I don't molest them.

You're generalizing a very wide group of people as the absolute worst. People like you are the reason we fear "seeking help" in the first place, because we both know what would happen if I tried that.

>>714466909
a 9 year old child has the mental capacity to decide who and what she wants to fuck, let alone a highly educated introspective princess like zelda

I think this thread is just one loli baiter and one anti loli baiter in cahoots replying to one another to keep the thread bumped
But anyway, kill all pedofags. 2d is whatever - not for me but no harm no foul ig

>>714466608
Dude a LOT of pedos were abused as kids. That realization is why beating kids is a nono these days.

>>714467002
I hope they throw away the key to your cell

My fav Zelda.
Very energetic, full with spunk, always happy. Has that teenage with a secret crush vibe.
She would probably be 100% ok with anal. You shoving your dick in her ass "Oh shit sorry ahah" and she would just look at you over her shoulder and soflty smile.

>>714467062
i accept your concession

>>714467082
I liked that she had more personality and a more explicit love interest with Link, but disliked that she has very little going on in the latter half of the game

>>714467012
schizo post. there's at least 6 different posters in here, multiple 'loli baiters' and multiple normal faggots think they win internet points by invading their thread

>>714467082
Made for big groose cock

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DON'T FANTASIZE ABOUT FUCKING THE FICTIONAL VIDEOGAME CHARACTER

>>714467156
Then its just a shit thread and anyone with two braincells should be saging it anyway
Obnoxious lolifags are the wirst kinds

>>714467156
The only thing I'm winning is hopefully a change in your poor mental condition where you think kids are attractive

>>714467212
>shit thread
>no ACfag
this is a good thread

>>714467212
then stop hanging around loli threads faggot

>>714466608
You know beating a kid on the reg would probably cause as much trauma than molesting them, right?

It's not ok to hit kids, that's why we don't do it anymore.

>>714460468 (OP)
I think Link Between Worlds Zelda is better.

>>714467332
they need to be loved, not hit

>>714467262
But i like getting easy (You)s from the degenerates - why else would I be on /v/?

>>714467378
nah you just wanna fuck prepubescent zelda. dont blame ya

>>714467378
You mean "other" degenerates.

You're on 4chan. Normal people don't come here.

>>714467135
>she has very little to do in the latter part of the game
I keep hearing this complain. But I mean, every Zelda is like that. They just someone to rescue, only showing again in the end of the game.

>>714467517
too big

https://youtu.be/3-rrXB9GWDY?si=FnsC2hFKF5zcJA17&t=55

>>714467483
Anon I hate to break this to you but 4chan isn't some super secret club that few people knew about like it was in the mid-late 2000's
The majority if people here are just fags from twitter or reddit, as evidenced by the depressing number of twitter abd reddit screencap OPs

>>714467645
>implying people from twitter or reddit that come here are normal.

>>714467485
That's true - I still think Wind Waker had the best Zelda in that regard since she starts as a unique character and then actually helps in the final fight

>>714467609
a child doesn't talk like this. she is fully matured and ready for sex.

>>714467697
Mogged by her granddaughter

Pedo scum

>>714467692
If you're on twitter and reddit you are, by definition, a normalfag
Most just see a funny greentext on r/4chan and think "lol, let's shitpost there!"
Real degenerates are on different sites.

>>714467729
Anon keeping secrets is absolutely a 7-11 year old girl thing.

I thought you pedos were supposed to be experts on child psychology

>>714467743
based loli enjoyer you mean

>>714467790
no no. I mean just how she talks in general. very eloquent for a 9 year old, dont'ya think?

>>714467743
You sound like the protagonist police officer of a 70's show.

>>714467743
you called?

>>714467859
So the good guy?

>>714467870
Yes but with a New York accent.

>>714467743
Pedos cum

>indian awakening hours
>shit like this stays up
Hmmmm, really makes one think

you guys don't want to make her angry. she can order you to be executed, just like she had janny executed.

you guys don't want to make her angry. she can order you to be executed.

Anyway, I've spent half of this thread by now pretending to be a coping pedo, then switched to a pedo hater for the lulz.

The reactions on all ends were hilarious and thank you for this thread. It was entertaining.

>>714467974
>>714467975
NANI?

>>714467991
I won though dont u think?

>>714467938
You think about indians way too much

>>714468040
We all won anon, we all did.

>>714468130
I always like pissing janny off making these threads. I especially like it when they keep it up.

>>714467991
So, you guys are just arguing with yourselfs?
Mentally unstable pedos

>>714468212
shut the fuck up retard. imagine not fucking this perfect little tot princess. gay faggot

>>714468212
>you guys
This whole thread has literally just been me

>>714468212
What is mental stability anon. We all have our quirks, even (you).

>talking about making a fictional little child cum
OH NO JANNYS GONNA FREAAAK!!

>>714468212
Ah, ah, ah anon. You said yourself earlier in the thread you were lurking for the (you) responses.

That isn't mental stability either.

best thread on /v/ today

>>714464923
Most of these guys are just porn addicts.I doubt any of them would have the balls to actually try anything. They've just been isolated for so long that these fetishes and fantasies are about all they've got to entertain themselves with.
I think easy access to the internet and therefore any kind of media at will is the cause for most of this widespread pedophilia.

>>714468393
>implying you can guarantee which anon you're replying to has said what
Retard alert

>>714468567
before the internet billions of men were jacking it to brooke shields in their magazines

>>714468653
ive seen her nude photoshoots from 1979. god she was a beauty. not really sexy though aside from her face, but she was pretty much a work of art.

Ok, i'm bored of being an anti pedo poster.
Post more loli zelda

>>714469154
Too late I’ve tucked into bed anon

Most normal videogames thread

>>714469717
Happy fapping.

>>714471514
Video Games?

Video games, pedophilia and its relation to "normal" society, and the fine lines between them.

This thread got pretty deep into gaming culture.