Thread 714461575

Yoshi on /v/
She just wants to sleep
Please leave her be

>she
We do Yoshi threads a little differently around here.

>>714461628
Anon don't bump the thread let her sleep

>>714461840
lol
lmao even

>>714461575 (OP)
a female yoshi sounds kinda hot but I need more evidence to back it up

>>714461575 (OP)
>she
M

>>714463242
If yoshis lay eggs then wouldn't they all be female?

>>714465042
Logically yes, but that's clearly not the case.

>>714465149
Why not?

>>714465546
because miyamoto said so

>>714465582
Have you ever seen a yoshi with a penis?

>>714465642
I've seen a lot of things I wish I could erase from my mind

>>714461575 (OP)
BAH GAWD SHE SKINNED TWO POOR BIBIS AND TURNED THEM INTO LOAFERS

>>714465683
That doesn't answer my question, but okay.

>>714465697
I knew there were two fucking Bibis this whole time

>>714461575 (OP)
haha yea she can sleep alright

>>714465697
>squishfluff pillow conveniently disguised as a fuzzy pillow
what did OP mean by this

>>714461575 (OP)
This is very cute OP. Did you draw this?

>>714465697
They had it coming

why the fuck would you sleep with spiked cuffs on

>>714469086
>he sleeps in easy mode

>>714469086
sheepdogs can sleep with spiked collars with no issue

>she

That's like calling a Goron a woman, its impossible

>>714461575 (OP)
Dumb yoshi your hat is gonna fall off

AWAKE

WAKE UP

did this guy just post his ms paint recolor mario porn oc without a shred of irony

>>714461575 (OP)
>toe claws
Looks painful

>>714461575 (OP)
Good morning sirs

WAKE UP!

>>714471130
For you

>>714473717
GRAB A BRUSH AND PUT A LITTLE MAKE UP

>>714473917
DON'T FORGET YOUR KEYS THEY'RE ON THE TABLE

>>714461575 (OP)
>she

>>714474325
>has

>>714461575 (OP)
Haha imagine being tiny and getting stuffed in one of her loafers lol

>>714474325
gay bnny

>>714474496
That can't possibly be a bnyu (male)

>>714474496
rude

buster

>>714461575 (OP)
Would.

Post your favorite Yoshi OCs haha

>>714478853
YOU'RE my favorite yoshi oc anon

>>714461575 (OP)
I don't get it

>>714461575 (OP)
>Hasn't been able to sleep for 6 hours now
Dang, is she ok?

>>714474496
I love gay bnnys

>>714483253
Yoshi should be bnny

Finally she can sle-oh wait FUCK!

I hate OCs

>>714473990
>redditgor

>>714461575 (OP)
SHE CUTE

>>714465642
>Have you ever seen a yoshi with a penis?

>>714469086
theyre actually soft fuzzy spikes

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
WAKE UP! WAKE UP!
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

>>714461575 (OP)
Here you go, ma'am.

>>714461575 (OP)
Haha what if she ate and digested you while sleeping lol

>>714491731
>sleeping next to her
>she snores
>tongue laps out and accidentally grabs you

>>714492434
Oh nooo... haha... no no no!

>>714482429
She’s running purely on spite and sugar at this point. Someone get her a blanket and a warm mug of Yoshi juice before she combusts.

>>714461575 (OP)
BWAAAAAAAAAAAHH

>>714496801
That or she's gonna snap, pull out a hammer and start smashing

WAKE YO ASS UP, G!

>>714495885
>>714500206
But...she's purple

>>714492434
haha noooo that would be so n-so bad

>>714501691
Yeah, Dark Purple.

>>714502516
purple ones are the freakiest

need a bad bitch who brrring pah on it

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

fuck

>>714500206
Why are nonblack yoshis such assholes?

>>714505603
why are you black

CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER

>>714461575 (OP)
HAVE A ROTTEN DAY

yoshi........................sayexxxxoooooo....................

>>714508436
>no claws
Fuckin' disgustin'

...

I just like fat Yoshis I'm not into vore or feet or whatever else. Suffering.

>>714461575 (OP)
>>714474325
Why do you want to fuck these things?

why are yoshi feet so erotic?

>>714461575 (OP)
I bet she would sleep better with a full stomach to digest, and, I'm right here, sooo

>>714509365
Why not?

>>714461575 (OP)
would

>>714461575 (OP)
fatter

>>714506380
Missing different ways the colors eat like red would be a fire tongue that cooks its meals

>>714461575 (OP)
>squished the pillow

>>714513441
Yeah?

>>714514594
ill take care of you when you become a frail, weak mascot character

>>714461575 (OP)
idk why I never see female yoshi art. Why did gay guys latch on so hard. She lays eggs and mario "rides" her ffs

>>714515098
Because Yoshi is a boy.

>>714465683
to the average oldfag dementia is a blessing

>>714514763
Why would that hap-*pomf*

>>714515348
anon?!?? ANON!

>>714515567
I feel funny...

>>714516634
the cure is to squish it again

>>714516748
Anon I feel even weirder now :(

>>714516920
one more time! I promise you'll return to normal!

>>714517323
...

>>714517515
*yoink* thanks for the thread everybody!

what is going on itt

you know what? fuck you
[turns your cutsey mascot into a monstrous horror]

>beats the canon pred curse by being cute
Yoshi can't stop winning

>>714517615
You didn't happen to give it a squish mid-yoink, did you?

>>714518247
OH N-

>>714518154
fuck it I'm gonna go typefuck myself getting eaten by one
I won't be returning

>>714518840
*yoink* nice thread guys :^)

>>714519375
good end for the both of us

>>714519278
What the fuck did anon mean by this
Genuinely what does typefuck mean help

>>714516634
>>714516920
>>714517515
>>714518840
>hijacking innocent yoshi thread
There is a blood debt to be paid teamfortressfag

>>714519847
you would have a point, but look at the yoshi's pillow. they're in cahoots.

>>714519847
anon, look at the pillow and slippers

i want to kiss yoshi.......................

>>714519847
this was never a hijack, it was a trojan

>>714501691
Some blacks look purple

>>714519650
whatever you say new toy :p

>>714520159
Yoshi was the Trojan Horse

>>714520391
i am mentally ill and i would actually 100% okay with this situation if it happened

i want more barefoot yoshis like boshi

>>714519669
writing-sex, sexting, ie. (E)RP

>>714520949
Naughty naughty anon, would love to have you in my collection :3c

>>714520960
Post them

>>714521212
Darn
but with who?

>>714521531
if only! at least these threads exist

>>714522438
they're kinda rare alas, and at the whim of uppity jannies

is this the thread

>>714524150
What the fuck is minikris doing there

>>714524192
oh you know

>>714524150
Stickarms anon?

>>714524560
I do not, that is why I'm asking

/v/ really is new /b/ lul, this fukken thread is better than anythin up on [s4s] ritenao

I really need to make a yoshi oc

>>714526432
What do you want in one

>>714461575 (OP)
She looks like she eats human men. ME FIRST.

>>714524150
is this the anon where the punchline to the comics is that the stick man is gay and likes vore?

I prefer Birdo and Wendy, but a Yoshi will do.

>>714528412
>What do you want in one
Tasty anons

>>714524150
Cool dog Yoshi

>>714528412
my seed

>>714530338
Birdo and Yoshi should make out and procreate

>>714461575 (OP)
You guys have deprived her of sleep for 17 hours straight. Why must she suffer so?

>>714534162
all of those anontoads are literally me btw

>>714534162
She has yet to consume me, thus I am still capable of making The Most Annoying Sound In The World.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cVlTeIATBs

>>714534162
???

insanely high FPP (fetish per pixel) ratio

i think anons should get turned into common mooks of bowser's army (i will hit the jackpot and become dry bones)

>>714534932
Becoming a Dry Bones isn't even hard. All you have to do is become a koopa and get eaten.

>>714534429
Anon you know damn well there are anons here who wanna do

>>714534162
NO SLEEP TIL MASCOTIFCATION

BRING OUT THE BUFFET FROM BiS.

ultimate fetish creature

>>714509365
Cute

>>714535035
do...?

>>714535662
Anon I think that's just a regular fuzzy from Yoshi's island

>>714536023
Thats not boo.

>>714474681
that is a boy
i know because i masturbated to him a few times

>>714536061
that, don't know why I forgot the "that"

>>714534162
touch the bloon

>>714536134
>touch dizzy
>get fuzzy
what did they mean by this?

>>714474496
>>714474681
>>714483253
No one does gay Bnnuyies better than Twang.

>>714539816
Drugz

>>714539727
>the Village Leader's "Friend" is a g/chubchad
Based.

>>714478853
I was thinking about making a Yoshi lady OC, but I don't know how to go about it without being cringe. I say this knowing full well the idea of a fem Yoshi OC is already cringe.

>>714540470
Embrace the cringe. Don't be a bitch who goes for the androgynous shit and tries to split the difference.

>>714540916
i'm with this anon draw what your heart tells you to

haha

>>714534162
Make her big and round, haha

man, this thread is nowhere near as gay as it should be

do better

>>714524150
please don't stop drawing yoshi

and make his tail fatter and meatier

>>714545314
What makes a Yoshi thread gayer?

>>714547082
Oh... you know...

>>714534429
That toad anon? That was me btw.

>>714539727
cute................

>>714549061
Gay yoshis are the best

>>714549061
Canon

ayy what the tail doin
https://files.catbox.moe/50glt3.png

>>714553258
>pussy
BASED could be puffier

>>714552973
i need the mushroom kingdom /ck/ equivalent to the mcchicken to be about yoshi's

>>714461575 (OP)
I WANT TO FUCK THAT YOSHI
I WANT TO BING BING MY WAHOO RIGHT IN HER FUCKING CLOACA AND FERTILIZE HER EGGS AND MAKE HER GIVE BIRTH TO A LITTER OF FUCKED UP HALF HUMAN HALF YOSHI BABIES THAT'LL DIE CHILDLESS BECAUSE THEY'RE STERILE

>>714552973
>I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda

>>714535662
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkIB7YHbvc8&
NO
SLEEP
TIL' MASCOTS

>>714461575 (OP)
So... what's the sauce?

>>714559474
DAMN IT ANON SHE WAS SO CLOSE!

>>714559613
And so am I

>>714553258
>walks inside

>>714534162
Yoshis always struck me as kind of amphibious. I wonder if you can get high by licking them like a toad?

>>714534162
What is that toad in the back sniffing? A banana?

>>714560389
Looks like her one of her slippers in the OP.

>>714500206
He looks so friendly, why are Yoshis such Bigots?

>>714461575 (OP)
You've been awake for 25 hours now, ready for another 25 more?

>>714534162
she owes me cuddles so I will keep her awake until the debt is covered

um haha did you know that uuuhhh climax is a great natural remedy for insomnia? just thought i'd share that also full belly haha

Need a Yoshi to eat me so bad now. Fuck.

>>714565434
Huh?

>>714565761
umm
haha

>>714565720
But why would you ever want to be voraciously swallowed and put in an egg, anon? That's so weird!

>>714565720
Me fucking first, I've needed that since I was 6 and that need still hasn't gone away at 32.

WAKE UP

WAKE ME UP INSIDE (a yoshi haha)

>>714569279
More like wake you up inside an egg, haha

Why are videogames so vorny?

>>714569445
Why aren't you?

imagine a yoshi wife haha
free eggs everyday haha

>>714572168
But what do Yoshi eggs taste like?
They'd make a pretty big omelette, that's for sure...

>>714573562
What'd they smell like?
If you know the smell you can make a guess of the chemical composition.

>>714569357
What would it feel like to be inside an egg haha

>>714534932
You probably jest but mookification is extremely fucking hot

>>714579787
I like the zombie Yoshi but the one on the right can go to hell.