Thread 714463817

I don't have a girlfriend to play games with

I do, AMA.

I don't play videogames with my wife.
Just the game
of SEX

>>714463857
I only recognise Grand Theft Auto V and Katawa Shoujo.

I dont want a gf that plays vidya to be quite honest familia

>>714463817 (OP)
How about you become my girlfriend?

just become a girl then you can more easily pick up a cute tgirl gf and speedrun pokemon while 69ing as much as you want

>>714463857
What's she like? Do you actually like her or just her tits?

I wish I had a cute bisexual, fujoshi girlfriend.

I wish I had a cute boyfriend

>>714463931
>cute tgirl gf
>triple implying

>>714463964
*that likes seeing me get fucked by dudes.

fixed

>>714464073
No.

>>714464073
Yes

>>714463817 (OP)
Im a trans lesbian. If you're a woman, I'll be your gf :3

>>714463857
how did you do it, and also wat >>714463945 said

>>714463928
>>714463931
>>714464047
>>714464176
>>714464195
>-ACK!

>>714464342
take your girl pills emily

>>714463945
>>714464262
Very pretty, as in she's constantly hit on by men and she shows me their messages and laughs. Misanthropic as fuck but means well. Probably autistic. No social media except posting her traditional art. Life's good.
>how did you do it
Pretty random, she was doing sprite work for a fangame for an indie game and we talked over that, but it took some years before we moved together.
>Do you actually like her or just her tits?
She has nice tits.

What is the point of girls anyway?

>>714466842
to activate agp in gamers

>>714463817 (OP)
be the gf

>>714466842
To produce my spawn and ensure that I live forever vicariously through them.

>>714466842
You wouldn't get it.

>>714466842
They can be cute, and cool if they're openly bisexual and not homophobic.

>>714467149
Most women find gay men cute/hot the same way straight men find lesbians hot.

>>714463817 (OP)
Lucky you. Playing games with women is so frustrating and tiresome. They're terrible at them and you constantly have to wait for them to perform even the simplest of task, or puzzles. If it's an online game you should be expecting to either hard carry her, or lose 90% of your matches because you're essentially a man down.
The most frustrating part of it is when you try to teach them and they say they have no interest in learning and are just "playing to have fun".

>>714466842
fap material

>>714463817 (OP)
cool

i gave up trying to get one forever ago

I want a girlfriend so bad, I've never had one I'm almost 21. The emotion is so intense I am Ilin pain

>>714468709
>the average male experience
Women really do have it on easy mode, huh?

>>714463817 (OP)
She's not going to play games with you, she's just going to bitch about you playing them instead of giving them attention.

>>714463817 (OP)
I play roblox with mine.

>>714468709
Have you tried literally talking to a girl

>>714468762
We need to take away their voting rights bros

>>714468709
28 here. It's interesting that I'm able to hold back the thought, but then the moment I realize I've let it go on this long I get a genuine uncomfortable pain in my chest when I start to think about it.

>>714466750
>constantly hit on by men and shows me their messages
>no social media
So your gf is giving out her phone number to a bunch of guys that are hitting on her?

>>714469974
if i were a girl i would date you and solve both our problems

>>714463817 (OP)
You're not a gamer you're a brainwashed coomer

>>714463817 (OP)
I'm trying to teach mine how to play racing games, she's having fun with TXR2025. She's getting better at driving and finally starting to beat opponents, which is pretty fucking cool considering she's never played anything beyond The Sims.
>>714468709
My nigga, I never had a girlfriend before your own age and I had just accepted I'd be unlovable - until I met a really chill girl, started talking, then started dating. It's a matter of being chill and meeting new people, and being in a relaxed state of mind helps a lot in this regard.
Besides, you're young. Society has this retarded hyper-accelerationist outlook on everything, but that doesn't invalidate the fact that you're not some hopeless old man.

I want a cute bf so fucking bad bros...

>>714471023
same

>>714470375
Nobody uses phone numbers outside of the US, just stalk someone's whatsapp/telegram

>>714468709
I went on my first date at 24 and first girlfriend at 26.
It honestly doesn't matter your age, and there are girls out there that never had a bf. Actually my last date was with this girl who never had a bf and was 28 and lived at home still. She was pretty crappy though.
Honestly, the whole thing is played up. The physical stuff is nice, but gets old. The thought of it is nice, but gets old. Maintaining relationships is a whole other boat that isnt exactly that fun.
But I say these things, but you won't ever truly get what I mean until you experience it for yourself, which is a sad thought.
Anyhow, best of luck, anon.

>>714471023
>>714471071
Have you tried literally talking to a boy

>>714471815
I've had a bf before but they weren't the cute internet nerd type boy I wanted. Normalfag gays are too much work, just like women. Just give me my cute shutin nerd bf!!!

>>714471920
Sorry faggot, those are for chads and groomers only.

>>714471990
I'm crying...

>>714468709
im 34 you'll live lad

>>714463817 (OP)
And you never will, ugly tranime loser

>go to anime con
>meet cute girl at a dance
>dance together
>spend like an hour having a heart to heart conversation before we leave for the day
>get her contact
>message her after the event suggesting things we could do together like playing a game or just talking again
>she's extremely blunt and cold
>cuts me off completely after a week without even giving anything a chance
women are not human beings

>>714472294
>con girls
You fucked up when you tried for more than a hookup

>>714466842
self lubricating hole

>>714463817 (OP)
you should kill yourself fucking tranny

>>714463817 (OP)
get a egf or egf(male), can find them easily enough in ffxiv and they attach quite well if you make a name for you in some clique, just be aware it will probably end in drama somewhere down the line

>>714463817 (OP)
You can become my girlfriend, Anon :)

>>714463817 (OP)
I don't have a friend to play games with

>>714472358
I did try to hook up with another girl and I got chased off by her ugly ass "friends"
men are oppressed in society

I've only ever had one online gf that ended horribly and fucked me up and another online girl as this relationship thing where we erp'd at first but eventually went to voice sex which literally made me orgasm harder than I ever had (and her too). Could've had her as my gf but my first relationship made me so insecure that I didn't respond to her feelings and our relationship took a sideways turn because of it. If I can describe it like that... but god, these days, I would go back in time and fucking slap the fuck out of myself and say to get over it and date her. She was... so good.
...too good.

How the fuck do you get an egf
girls don't exist on the internet

>>714463857
does she play the sims?

>>714471198
both of those still work off your phone number dumbass

>>714473614
well they're not on 4chan dummy

>>714473614
overwatch 2

>>714473887
then I don't want them to be my girlfriend
I only get along with anons

>>714466750
>Do you actually like her or just her tits?
>She has nice tits.
The lack of an answer is an answer too

totally useless moderators

>>714468709
As part of the age = years without gf club, I don't feel the fuss. It probably has to do with the fact that my mother and sister are still alive. If I want to talk to women, they exist, for now. If I want romantic validation, I can live it out vicariously through a billionty stories of vidya and not vidya variety online. If I want sexual gratification, porn exists. Which part are you missing?