>food heals you

>>714467462 (OP)
The perfect goyslave according to Wall Street

>>714467462 (OP)
>food makes you dance

>>714467462 (OP)
Which Pixar movie is this?

>food buffs your party

>>714467462 (OP)
I like it when food heals you because it "simulates" hunger without having to actually impliment an annoying hunger mechanic that essentially uts the player on a timer.
However, it is better if food heals over time, while potions heal you instantly.

>>714467973
The fuck is that red stuff? That can't be healthy.

>>714467973
Z E S T Y

>>714467879
Luca

>>714467462 (OP)
Why did so many people seethe at this?

>>714469375
fried chicken coated in takis

>>714469501
Just looking for an excuse to rag on advertising in general. Remember to install ublock origin anons.

>>714467973
I don't care how much it makes anyone seethe-- black Americans know how to fucking COOK. Everything they make tastes goddamn delicious.

>t. lives in Houston and has had many, many black coworkers

>>714469506
>american cuisine
kek god bless

>>714469693
>niggerslop
Do Americans really?

>>714469741
have you seen the slop the average mutt eats?

>>714469741
>Yurop wishes deep down he could have mac n cheese + fried chicken coated in hot cheetos instead of government mandated "safe food"
It's ok-- I've been overseas and know how bad you guys have it.

>>714469693
all the food i got in new orleans was really fucking good.

>>714469923
mexico isn't in europe

>>714469923
their chocolate is way better though. M&Ms actually taste good over there.
t. American that went to visit Ireland

The fullness system muramasa used was the best implementation for food healing in any game and it blows my mind no other game used it. It'd fix 90% of the issues with the healing system in BOTW/TOTK alone.

>>714469991
>mexico isn't a cope
You wish, mexitroon!

>>714469991
>implying
If it makes you feel any better, "real" Mexican food is about as bad as "real" Yurop food.

>>714467462 (OP)
I've avoided fastfood for 15 years now. I'm starting to think it's not worth it. it's so unfair how people live for so long eating this garbage everyday.

>>714470380
>>714470405
go eat a watermelon, darkie

>>714470468
Genuinely think that if fast food immediately killed a person 15 hours after ingesting it, the world would be a better place.

It's still worth avoiding fast food because if I ate it regularly, I would probably be even slower and less productive.

>>714469923
>heh stupid yuropoor is malding over my fecal matter contaminated slop

>>714469741
>Houston
No.

>>714467462 (OP)
To this day i still have to find the logic behind associating eating a pizza in Final Fantasy XV with getting cured from the Poison debuff.
Sure, game logic, i get it, but you'd think something like a herbal tea would be more appropriate to have that effect.

>>714471148
is it a brand pizza?

>>714469741
>>714469883
>let me tell you how your country works

>>714471232
you broadcast it to the whole world, it's not a secret

>>714471309
>let me tell you how your country works even though I've never lived there
why do non-americans always do this?

>>714471203
Nope, it's one of the recipeh types Ignis can learn.
The only brand products are the Cup Noodle instant ramen, and their effect are relatively basic (HP, attack and EXP boost). They are the better option compared to the tin can food when you're in the section where Ignis can't cook.

>>714469375
cinnabar. a rock that can be used to make red pigments. it gets the red hue from mercury, so yeah, don't eat it.

>>714467973
This shit looks revolting. BUT being an eurotard that traveled to america I can safely state that real nigger food is way better than "white" americans slop

>being an eurotard

>>714471462
>americans tell the whole world how they live
>people make fun of them
>NO STOP, you never lived here!!!!!!

>>714471462
we just had a thread about the mistaken belief of europe being too poor to afford air conditioning

>>714471747
>hahhaha fucking mutt everyone knows how you live!
>NOOOOO DON'T YOU DARE INSULT MY SHITHOLE YOU NEVER LIVED THERE YOU FUCKING MUTTMERICAN GOLEM

>>714471772
1. Europistanis really are too poor to afford A/C
2. Europistanis are so prideful they prefer dying of heatstroke than buying A/C
3. Europistanis are so contrarian they refuse to buy A/C because Americhads do so
let's face it, dead europistanis frying themselves to death every single summer is hilarious to hear about

>>714471562
Same in South Africa. White owned businesses make the blandest, most tasteless food ever and you gotta go to black restaurants to eat something that doesn't make you want to end yourself.

I think it's just Anglos being terrible at cooking in general because my local Greek and Italian restaurants are delicious

>>714467462 (OP)
Accurate
I went on a three-day fast after lifting last Friday and my DOMS didn’t heal and when I donated blood on Monday, I was still bleeding from my puncture hole when I took the band-aid off after four hours
Granted, it works way faster in Breath of the Wild

>>714469693
this

>>714471914
I noticed a complete abandonment of the argument to profess rules for thee and not for me
Then I will continue to call out you goycattle at every turn

>>714472337
That looks fucking delicious

>>714471494
>don't eat cinnabon
very, very awful advice

>>714472348
Very good image! Made me laugh!

>>714472348
>yurop uses jews as a scapegoat for his hellish life
many such cases

>>714472348
I love it when americans try to justify putting the month before the day
>there's less months than days

reminder

>>714472597
you're right, we should worship the jews like you do

>>714467973
is it giving what it needs to give?

>>714472706
It's because there is no benefit to the anti-american to provide the American with ammunition for argument. It's not an indication of shame in their own country, it's knowing that the American is only asking so they can come up with more specific insults

>>714472521
>all that icing to hide the fact the pastry looks like shit

>>714469375
zesty seeznin

>>714472860
>it's not indication of shame
>it's an indication of inability to handle banter
gotcha

>>714471468
I have to theories:

1. Cheese Pizza = CP. Children are naturally susceptible to a lot of diseases, but CP would give them strength enough to cure disease/poison

2. Crispy Cheese Pizza = CCP. Chinks are efficient when it comes to government-related matters, they can easily wipe out anyone trying to "poison" their government.

>>714473005
>two theories

>>714472936

>>714471772
Pretty sure that was shills (paid employees) trying to D&C the SKG movement so it says localized to Euros. Desperately.

>>714472706
I love seeing the momentum steadily die down from WW2 propaganda as americans slowly realize all their freedoms were built on lies

>>714469693
incredibly based

>>714473068
>americans can't bant!
>no! I will never! ever! tell you the name of my country you fucking american!
lol

>>714473089
feel free to state your own country so we can gauge your freedoms :)

>>714473141
Slovenia
lets see what you can come up with

The best chicken sandwich is from jolibee! Yeah seethe about it, bitches

>>714473282
>slopenia
zog country

>>714472337
>>714467973
note that wypipo and asians do even more disgusting mukbang slop

>>714473282
Oh yikes, it's one of those countries that no one knows anything about. I have no comments on this matter-- good day to you, sir!

>>714473440
whoa buddy! we're talking about slovenia! it's like a slavic shithole but with some mountains! what a rich history! what culture!

>>714467462 (OP)
>in-game ads

>>714473514
Oh, I thought it was like Slovakia but with a bit of Albania added in for flavor.

>>714473282
the only thing I've ever heard about slovenia was foreign students from slovenia saying that the only notable thing about slovenia was exporting its beautiful women
I could be confusing it with one of the other slav shitholes though

>>714473364
>>>/sharty/

>>714467973
Y current year niggas this zesty, shieet

>>714473617
ok that's fucking it you mutt
you insulted slovenia for the last fucking time
in the name of the legendary King Matjaž, I will fucking shank you in the kidneys for the insult

>>714473364
Yes!
Very based!

>>714473675
you are, don't worry, I know geography is hard for americans

>>714467973
>CARDO!!!
*click click click*
>Your dinner's ready.

>>714473317
Seethe about what? You having to dig it out of a trash can after the thumb-headed sex tourist that impregnated your mom and all twelve of your sisters is done with it?

>can drink alcohol
>special druk effects

>>714469923
American chocolate taste like vomit. Its sad. Google butyric acid hersheys. Shame you guys will never experience real milky chocolate.

>food can be used as a weapon

>>714474289
>American chocolate taste like vomit.
Hot! I wish I was american now.

>food makes you have a heart attack

>>714474289
Hershey's does taste like vomit, but #notallamericanchocolates taste like vomit

>>714474357
Proper scran

>>714474309
is that dave portnoy having another jew melty?

>food can damage you

>>714467879
>Which Pixar movie is this?

Soul Food

>>714474309
Oy vey! I've been kicked out of 109 pizzerias, all of them were anti semitic!

>>714474357
Beige bliss innit?

>>714474289
>butyric acid
You mean that thing that's also in beer and cheese?

>>714474512
what happened to this guy?

>>714474512
was it too spicy?

>>714474571
>beige bliss
kek

>>714474602
nerve gas

>>714474641
>here's the dessert!

>>714474429
>>714474571
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSXpRWefyok

>>714474712
Many such cases

>>714474394
I think most american choco taste too much like cadbury and that has a weird aftertaste

Marabou milka and fazer wins

>>714474597
I dont drink beer and eu cheese dont have any hints of stomach acid flavors

>>714474828
WHY?? who the fuck wants soggy fries?

>>714473141
>americans can't bant!
Yes, it’s scientific fact.
You came up with obsessed solely to stop anyone bullying you. Not even the chinks are that cripplingly insecure

I thought British cuisine was a meme until I saw some of the pictures on scrandle

>>714474981
If it was just the kebab and salad ontop it wouldnt get soggy if eaten within 30min
Regardless have you ever had poutine or a dirty fries?

>>714469693
Niggers throw every artificial spice and slop available into a pan and call that "real food". Thr zesty webm in OP is a prime example of that
Americans truly have no idea what good food is.

>>714467973
>tfw will never get fed goyslop by flaming black dudes
I know that shit hits different

>>714474309
Lol wtf happened and why

>>714474839
Lindt is better than both

>consuming food has a chance to drop gold

>>714474895
>EU cheese
All cheese has butyric acid in it, my extremely retarded friend.

>>714475131
>artificial spice
As opposed to non-artificial spice? Lol

>>714472706
It's always Germans
should've let the slavs dismantle the Krauts' state entirely, most annoying posters online

>cooking minigame is unintuitive

>>714475195
>slice was advertised at $2
>gets charged $4
>complains

>>714475276
Still dont taste like vomit. But american choco does. Explain

>>714475276
>As opposed to non-artificial spice?
yes?

>>714475276
>Chemically synthesized slop made to imitate natural flavors is the same thing as spice that comes from plantd
Stop embarassing yourself you afro-judaic piece of lard

>>714474309
Portnoy deserves it, the disgusting cunt
him and Dershowitz were cooked up in a vat by mad scientist Nazis to foster antisemitism

>console
>give_food 9999999

>>714475373
>>714475404
>yurop appeals to nature
Many such cases. You don't seriously believe putting flowers on a steak will somehow make it healthier than the refined chemicals on the flower that give it said flavor, do you?

>you can craft food

>>714475504

>>714475504
My fucking god, you mulattoes are pathetic kek.
I'll say it again: amerilards have NO IDEA what real food is and everytime one of you cunts try to brag about it is nothing but a pathetic, sad display.

>>714475569
Oh, so you don't actually understand how nutrition works but think your miserable tasting yurop "cuisine" is healthier anyway. How very educated and not-ignorant of you.

>food has impregnation mechanics

>>714475537
>so how do you want your eggs?
>over-shitty ma'am!

>>714472337
eating that shit in the car is psychotic

>>714475704
GIWTWM

>>714475704
i should call her

>>714467973
downright peculiar

>>714475276
>As opposed to non-artificial spice?
...Yeah?

>>714475734
>when your uber driver says she needs a quick snack before youre destination

>>714475849
Give me an example of natural spice VS artificial spice.

>>714475020
that's cute
state your shithole

>>714473068
worpklace

Feel like some games were almost there with nailing the food mechanics but they decided to half ass some part of the execution. Monster Hunter World's random fucking buffs depending on randomly picked "fresh" ingredients is really fucking stupid.

>>714475889
Anon please don't be this fucking retard. Have you ever heard of a spice garden? Have you heard of fucking HERBS nigga? you are embarrassing our entire country with your retardation

not enough Jack webms itt

>>714475679
who said anything about nutritions? you think spices are for nutrition?

>>714475195
out of towners thinking they can fit into NY cause they saw some gentrifiers eating a chopped cheese on tik tok the ocky way

>>714475953
Answer the question you faggot. If you can't even provide me with a single example then it proves that there's no difference.

>>714475979
can't believe that guy is still alive and making videos, he can't use his right arm anymore though

>>714475704
Why doesn't a machine do this?

>>714475984
They're for flavor. So who the hell cares if someone is using "artificial" spices or not if it makes the food taste good?

>>714475889
Cinnamon – Cinnamaldehyde
Vanilla – Ethyl vanillin
Clove – Eugenol
Chili pepper – Capsaicin
Wintergreen – Methyl salicylate
Nutmeg – Isosafrole
Anise – Anethole
Peppermint – Menthol
Garlic – Allyl mercaptan
Onion – Onion oil flavoring
Black Pepper – Piperine
Paprika – CapsanthiN
Cayenne Pepper – Capsaicin
Thyme – Thymol
Bay Leaf – Eucalyptol
Sage – Thujone
Seasoned Salt (Lawry’s) – Includes synthetic garlic/onion flavoring
Bouillon cubes – Contain artificial meat flavoring and MSG

Andbyes, it's ChatGPT. You're still wrong and brown.

>>714473134
Do you think if those kids looked in a mirror they'd recognise that it was them?

>NPCs can steal your food

>>714476194
Dumb fuck.

>It's a tower defense game

>>714469693
Literally their entire "cuisine" is them throwing a bunch of artificial slop into a pot and mixing it together.
Americans really are deluded as fuck.

>>714467973
NIGGERFAGGOT

>>714476328
>artificial
Why do yurops love this buzzword so much?

>>714469693

>>714476272
>doesn't mess the place up or hurt anyone
>just steals some kebab
ah, the gentleman thief

>>714467462 (OP)
I personally think this ad justifies luigi-like action against grubhub's CEO

>>714467973
looks good but also gross
I'd eat it but only once

>>714476297
It is not the same thing as the real thing flavor-wise you fucking idiot cunt.
Niggers drop cans of cans of fucking lawry's and similar slop in their "dishes" and you call that good cooking. You're retarded and fat.
Do yourself a flavor and leave your third-world shithole at least once in your lifetime and tell then tell me with a straight face what you're used to is GOOD FOOD
Retard

>>714476047
Do you seriously need to be told the difference between wallmart spices made of dried vegetables and possibly a shit load of additives, and natural ingredients?

>>714476272
he didn't even go for the cash register
just stole like 10 dollars worth of food

>>714476537
>do yourself a flavor

lele

>>714469693
bro cooking fr fr nocap

>>714474895
>lalala I can’t hear you! lalala

>>714476597
SOVL

>>714472348
kek

>>714476537
>Do yourself a flavor
kek

>>714476538
Yeah, actually-- I do. What's the fucking difference besides you using "walmart" as a buzzword?

>>714476537
>not the same thing
Lol according to who? It's LITERALLY the chemical that is responsible for giving it the flavor. It may not have the same TEXTURE as the actual unrefined cinnamon spice, but the FLAVOR (i.e. the interaction between the chemical and your tastebuds that sends the signal that indicates what it tastes like to your brain) is the exact fucking same.

God, you "natural vs unnatural" people are so insanely ignorant that it gets on my nerves. Being smug about MUH NATURAL INGREDIENTS is how you sell shit to literal bumpkins.

>>714467973
>tfw find this weirdly cute
It's over for me, isn't it?

>>714476839

>>714476405
>niggers eat the same spice blend on every meal from childhood
>when they try food that doesn't have the same spice blend their brain doesn't register it as proper food
Sad

BUH
BUH DUH
BUH DUH
BUH DUH DUH DUH
BUH DUH

BUH DUH

>>714476903
Is this brazil?
ghetto, low-class brazilian pizza is like that.
The mentality is "I'M NOT PAYING (EBT) TO EAT CRUST!1!")
God I fucking hate niggers

>>714476973
>hime-sama rubs her feet on the noodles for good luck
Based

>>714467620
>hispanix/nigger mutt
>non-threatening streamer build
>broccoli hair
The ultimate consumer mystery mutt of the brave new century according to Larry Fink, Jeff Bezos, and George Soros

>>714475537
the heat from the shit cooks the egg

>>714474357
Eating this sober in broad daylight is demented

>>714467973
Niggers are so fucking ugly

>>714476272
That dude in the blue hoodie got out hella fast lol cant blame him though i would have been freaked out as well

>>714476272
>shoves other bitch in front of her like a shield
kek what a cunt

>>714471562
>"white" americans slop
Are we talking normal burgers here or the bland cooked chicken or what exactly?

>>714473703
Homosexuality is and has always been the most prevalent among the black population. They're just more open nowadays than getting secretly fucked in an alleyway a few decades ago.

>>714472337
>Four massive lobster rolls, a huge pot of sauce and some cheetos
Fuck.

>>714467973
>doritos and fake paprika coating
>probably tons of lawry's
>boxed walmart mac n' cheese with fake cheese slop
>good food
Seriously?

>>714477659
>fake paprika
>fake cheese
Fake in what way?

>>714476089
Because undocumented foreign workers are le hecking wholesome.

>>714477659
Think it's just cause the food still doesn't have that many weeks,but i'm sure we'll get more poc characters soon enough

>>714469693
One of the best meals I've ever had was some crawfish gumbo made by a black roomate from Florida.

>>714476739
Are you being intentionally dense or what's the deal lil buddy?

>>714474357
i love being british

>vidya thread
>jk it's actually a food webm thread
>jk it's ACTUALLY a nigger hating thread

>>714476089
it's cheaper

>>714473514
>>714473675

Slovenia is basically the Slavic version of Austria and compared to most Slavic countries, it's pretty fucking developed. Not Germany or France tier, but Norther Italy and Switzerland tier. It's called "Balkan", but Turkey never really colonized it and frankly it's culture is a lot more Germanic until you reach its border with Croatia (and even then it's still pretty Germanic, it's just that the Balkan influence starts appearing in that area). Sounds like you failed your geography class.

I'm an American btw. I just don't think being an ignorant retard is a virtue unlike most Americans.

>>714472348
>game that's played with hands is football. Game that's played with feet is soccer.
>leftists states are "blue", conservative ones are "red"
>niggers good, in fact let's elect one as president

>>714476973
>socks
Ruined

>>714477818
>intentionally dense
No, I'm not. You just can't formulate a rational argument against what I wrote there because your understanding of taste and flavor are irrational and likely come from a place of spite/envy.

Educate yourself, you cretin. Yurops love to harp about their foods being healthier and their education being more substantial than fat retard Americans, and yet all I see on this website is seething ignorance from people of that region. The fact that there is no substance to Yurop smugness is as amusing as it is tiresome.

Go back to twitter zoo and stay, nigger

>>714477997
>spite/envy
>of amerimutt """cuisine"""
Fucking kek

>>714471717

>>714473282
All I know about Solvenia is one of my europoor buddies who spends all of his paychecks on warthunder lives there and that the military has donated 90% of all of their equipment to Ukraine

>>714478094
>eurofags are so obsessed that they spent hours drawing this
lmao

>>714478151
>spent hours
Lmao it takes a few mins to draw a tub of lard. But then again americans constantly need to cram food down their gullet so no wonder a quick drawing turns into "hours".

>>714478151
>hours
am*rican third worlder still hasn't catched up with IA KEK

>makes niggerman glee and anon seethe
Hlw does he do it, bros?

>>714475286
It's the clips like these that make you realize he had to have been baiting all along. Why the fuck would you still upload this

>>714478314
>america
>third world
Euro once again not realizing that "world" refers to their relationship with the US. The only country that matters.

>the wh*tes are angry again because they can't handle season

must be a day ending in y

>>714478072
Obviously-- there's literally no other explanation for it. I've had family from Germany/Netherlands who couldn't get enough of the food we would take them out to eat. Almost nothing they ever fed us when we would go visit was good enough for me to wish I could have more. Only truly memorable dish was currywurst, and even then that shit wasn't that great.

>>714478426
why is the waiter eating the food?

>>714471494
They dont make it out of cinnabar retard, they use a little red parasitic isopod that drinks blood so thats how it creates red

>>714478354
>no MSG
you fucked up

>>714476537
>It is not the same thing as the real thing flavor-wise
Perhaps because "natural" spices have a lot of other (perhaps volatile) compounds and ingredients that alter the end result on your tongue compared to an concentrated isolate like vanillin, menthol or limonene.
The natural or artificial one might be sharper or harsher than the other, for example.

>>714477997
How much of an underage, sheltered retard one has to be to think just throwing every synthetized spice in pan and calling it a day is the same as food that had proper preparation and fresh, non-industrialized ingredients?
Normally I'd just call you a troll but after seeing what you mutts call "cuisine", I have no doubt you fat fucks think like that.
judaism + negroes + unearned national pride

>>714478526
KEK how devilish of you

There's no skill tree locking you out of other country's foods tho

>>714477659
>All shit YTPIPO make
WTF Timmy gonna do now?!?

>>714478426
A few Niggers in Mississippi and Louisiana can probably cook.but these aren’t the useless ones you see in the EBT ghettos which are 90% of them. But they also learned their recipes from White French/cajun/creole people
Go look it up retard. Anyways you’re still a chink that pretends to be black, which is hilarious and you should blow your brains out with a shotgun

>>714478450
>Germany/Netherlands
Lmfao.
Nigger, when I was there those motherfuckers were eating RAW carrots and cucumbers for lunch.
Shit example.

>>714478605
Keep appealing to nature, yurop. Ignorant retards like yourself deserve to be eat nothing but "safe" food for the rest of your lives.

>>714478354
I once asked /v/ what was the nigger seasoning (I completely forgot about its name) and it couldn't answer.

>>714467462 (OP)
>steam summer sale gives you deals on the games you love
>the kind of deals that make you boogie

>>714476405
>add 30000000000mg sodium to every meal because dobermann tastebuds
>die at 50
SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

>>714467973
That fucking mac and cheese look godly.

>>714478770
It's not just Europe, you brainlet animal.
The whole world mogs your country when it comes to food.

>>714478973
It doesn't. Someday when you can save up to come visit us, you'll see just how shitty everything you've been eating for your miserable life really is by comparison. And then you'll double down even harder on your spiteful envy towards the superiority of American cuisine.

>>714476405
>>714476981
It's garlic powder and paprika mix, they put those two in everything

>>714478450
>this sperg out stemmed from anon believing that crushed up cheesy poofs counts as a spice and tripling down on it

>>714467462 (OP)
I don't use it the term much but this ad is the epitome of "goyslop". Everything about it is revolting.

>>714480000
witnessed

>>714480000
It's also extremely weird how, despite the negative reception of this ad, Pixar decided to adopt it as its official art style.

Scrolling through this thread reminded me of /vint/ for a second and I wondered if I had actually opened a thread on /int/ by accident somehow until I recalled that there would be flags

>>714480389
Sounds like an awful board if most threads there devolve into this crap.

>>714480000

>>714480581
/int/ is dedicated to peace and harmony among all nations

>>714476405
>Puts seasoning on the entire dish instead of just her own portions

>:(

>>714476881
yeah

>>714472652
Yes. Explain why you think it's better to have 31 before 12. Saying "It's the 31st of July" is also significantly longer than "It's July 31st". For the record, I think YYYY/MM/DD is objectively the best system.

>>714476272
Is that a skit? Who the fuck would perform armed robbery just to steal roughly one or two portions of doner meat? Wouldn't it be way easier and less risky to order a doner and then run away without paying?

>>714478604
On top of this, the extraction method may also alter the flavour. A great example of this is hot sauces that use capsaicin extract vs just using hot peppers

>>714481232
>methamphetamine addict has been awake for no less than 5 days and begins experiencing a kind of panic that he believes can only be cured with kebab
>having no one to confide in and with very few rational thoughts left to help him make proper decisions, he decides that armed robbery is the only way for his soul to rest

>>714481132
>Explain why you think it's better to have 31 before 12.
Because what day is it is more important than what month it is. It's nonsense to put the month first just because of how you say the date out loud.

>YYYY/MM/DD
For archiving sure, not for daily use.

>>714478604
I don't think you understand what natural spices are.

>>714481835
The month contextualizes the day. There's a big difference between August 12 and January 12. Also, the number of each month is unique to that particular month, whereas what actual day it is doesn't contextualize anything seasonal.

You see? There are a lot of good arguments for putting the month first.

>>714482114
I think he does, anon.

>>714467973
these doos bat for the other team

>>714481835
>Because what day is it is more important than what month it is.
You need the context of which month you are talking about and the day. "We need to go out on the 24th" is significantly less conclusive than "We need to go out on May 24th", and unless your discussion is specifically within the context of the present few weeks it will always be prudent to say the month before the day in a real discussion because discussions lack context.
There is less of a reason to put the day first unless you are so averse to moving two spaces over to change the date instead of at the start, or you want to elongate your sentences awkwardly for no reason to speak like a posh asshole.

Also yes, 12 is lower than 31 is lower than an infinite amount of years making it far easier to structure the date as you always know the first numbers will be the month due to them only going up to 12, the days will be second because they logically can only go up to 31, and the years are the biggest number and go on forever.

>>714482114
Feel free to tell me what you think "natural" spices are, I'm all ears.

>>714482120
>the number of each month is unique to that particular month
what?

What does this thread have to do with video games??

>>714469693
>>714469923
>>714475276
>>714475504
>uhh yurop yuropoors ablo ablooo
holy FUCK I thought amerimutts being this obnoxious and delusional was just a meme, this shit is embarrassing to even look at

>>714469375
Crushed hot Cheetos, I'm like 90% sure.

>>714482402
08 is for August. There is no other month that uses the number 08 to designate it. However, all 12 months have an 8th day. It makes more sense to categorize the 8th day AFTER you create context that tells you WHICH 8th day you are talking about.

Do you really not understand this? Lol.

>>714467462 (OP)
When this commercial first came out everybody on 4chan especially /x/ hated it because they thought this is what companies think the average american looks like today. And they were right, and it pissed off 4chan so it turned into a racist meme but then the internet adopted the meme and removed the racism and it just became a meme with no joke. Like the joke is literally that there is no joke, and the retarded npc-cattle still thought it was funny unironically. They were laughing at literally nothing, just because they were instructed that it was "funny." Lol.

>literally every single post is an absolutely pinnacle of delusion

>>714467973
that's kinda cute

>>714482829
>ESL is having trouble understanding basic logic
Maybe the language barrier is too strong.

>>714475370
It doesn't. You just heard tbat it does from retards like yourself online.

>>714482710
the entire world has no issues with putting the day before the month, only the US has to have a different system just to confuse everyone.

>3.5.2026
is it march or may? who knows

>>714482612
>uhh murica muricans ablo ablooo
Far more common on this site.

>>714482983
>niggers really know how to COOK dude, also what do you mean by "herbs"???
I'm not sure how you haven't noticed by now, but very single post in this thread is literally laughing in your face Mr Amerimutt

>>714483168
Based.
As it should be, that's all your joke of a country is good for, having a cheap laugh OmegaLUL

>>714467462 (OP)

>>714483118
>just do that thing the rest of the world does even if it is a logically inferior system
No thanks. Americans aren't as lazy as everyone else assumes we are, so we have learned that the way they do things "out there" is different, and that we should just accept that and deal with it.

>3/5/2026
March 5, 2026 is how I'd interpret it, but if I were out of the US I'd need clarification.

>>714476405
>this Chi-knees shit need some Lawry's

>>714483118
>the entire world has no issues with putting the day before the month
Because they for some reason decided to go along with the DD/MM/YYYY system despite using both interchangeably for hundreds of years and many European languages directly use MM/DD/YYYY in how they speak identically to how American English speakers say dates out loud in speech. There is no logic as to why Europeans or the British decided to opt for DD/MM as the standard, they just did randomly and America went MM/DD because it made more logical sense in how you spoke a date paired with major documents at the time (Like the Declaration of Independence) listing MM/DD/YYYY.

You can look this up, there is no historical or logical reason why one sided over the other outside of America doing it because it made sense with how you spoke the dates. Even to this day many countries have different date systems that don't adhere to each other. Japan for example is YYYY/MM/DD.

>>714483563
>how I'd interpret it
it shouldn't be something that needs interpretation, it should be obvious

>>714471494
Based African-Americans reigniting Chinese alchemy

>>714483927
It's perfectly obvious to me because I live someplace that uses that system everywhere I go. It doesn't matter to me what people who live someplace I have no business dealing with do.

In Iran and Afghanistan, they use a calendar that is completely different from everywhere else called the Solar Hijri calendar that is based on 622 CE and the vernal equinox. Do you spend any time at all being butthurt over their calendar system that makes no sense to you?

dude I'm so glad I moved out of the US. None of this shit looks genuinely appetizing.

>>714467973
>zero replies point out that this is AI slop
It's over.

>>714484579
You're glad you left the US because of what some crazy niggers on TikTok are eating?

>>714475454
My ass after alcohol and spicy food

>>714484626
>Cardo.
>AI.
Tell me you have never been to /ck/ or /wsg/. It's a TikTok gay couple, there are hundreds of videos of the bottom making his top food and snapping while he nods in the background as the guy eats.

>>714484626
It isn't, though.

>>714484680
US food is mid and only good because of excess.

>>714478884
All in accordance to the eternal spic nig cycle

>>714483905
>many European languages directly use MM/DD/YYYY
yeah, which ones? germans don't, italians don't, slavs don't.

>>714467462 (OP)
I love that guy. He has this intense stare to him, like a rapist who got caught mid rape and can only make furious eye contact with the screaming witness because what else can he do?

>>714482120
>The month contextualises the day. There's a big difference between August 12 and January 12
Yes, but you know what contextualises the day? THE CURRENT TIME, LEARN BASIC COMMUNICATION SKILLS YOU FUCKING NEGRO
If someone refers to a date "the 20th" referring to a point in the future when conversing with you, and you don't immediately connect that to "20/7" (or ask for clarification on the assumption that is what is referred to), you are brain damaged.

>>714476538
Can someone tell me what the controversy is this woman started? All I know is she got a lot of people seething about food culture.

>>714469693
Meme opinion. This is the best city for thirdie food and you choose ghetto chum? Go ask any illegal's grandma and she will beat it

>>714485016
nogs accusing whites of not using spices

>>714467462 (OP)
>Commercial kills Grubhub

>>714478426
>I stared at the sun and now I can't see
I fucked up
>After working heavy equipment without earplugs, I can't hear properly
I fucked up
>I heavily salt all my food, now everythinh tastes bland
It's the white people.

>>714484840
Off the top of my head I know Lithuanian and Japanese both use MM/DD in discussions.
>Mes (We're) isvaziuojam (leaving/driving away) Rugpjucio (August) astunta diena (8th [day]).
>俺は (I am/will) 運転を東京 ([be] driving to/in Tokyo) が八月十八日 (on August 8th).

>>714484971
>If someone refers to a date "the 20th" referring to a point in the future when conversing with you, and you don't immediately connect that to "20/7" (or ask for clarification on the assumption that is what is referred to), you are brain damaged.
The point is that MM/DD specifies the month immediately without need for clarification whereas DD/MM has to directly clarify every single time unless the discussion itself has context that it will be in the near future, and even then that doesn't mean it's going to be the "near future" as in "the current month" but could be the next month coming up as well. Without clearing this up after the fact you are just making a discussion require more steps.

>>714469693
I am a nigger and can confirm. My mom somehow knows how to make fucking steamed broccoli taste amazing. I also had her shrimp alfredo the other day and damn near cried.

>>714485071
this cuck would be mindblown if he visited any third world country (other than the US)

>>714485647
Sorry, August 18th for the Japanese text.

>>714485647
>japanese
uses yyyy/mm/dd for everything

>>714485724
Objectively the best method.

>>714484971
>wake up one day in an unrecognizable place
>no idea where you are or what time it is
>run outside and ask the nearest person what day it is
>"the 20th"
>of what month?
>GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE YOU BRAINDEAD AMERICAN
Damn, why are foreigners such assholes?

>>714485647
>which ones use m/d/y
>answers with ones that use y/m/d
americans are actual illiterate subhumans holy shit. indian tier creatures

>>714483118
>3.5.2026
>is it march or may? who knows
that's why for archival purposes, (i.e. dating an article on a website that's going to be clicked on and read months and even years into the future) you either write out the month, or you use YYYY/MM/DD. if you're dating something that's going to be read by someone else immediately or within a couple days (i.e. homework, a time card at work), and most likely never looked at again, then it doesn't matter.

>>714485771
I think it's good, but that american creature was implying in the context of the usage of mm/dd/yyyy (while posting an image that says they use yyyy/mm/dd lmao)

>>714485686
I've been to Iran, Italy, Mexico, Germany, Qatar, and Holland. Didn't eat a single dish in any of these places that blew my mind more than a decent bowl of cajun gumbo.

>>714485784
Americans are the worst tourists. The worst parts of britoids and chinks put into one demonic package.

impressive how grubhub exposed pixar

>>714485935
>no Asia or Latin America
>mutt food numbah one!

>>714485724
Not in general discussions with people, that's primarily for entertainment and documents. They're not starting a casual discussion by going "二千二十五年七月四日" every time they talk to someone. They're just saying "七月四日"

>>714485787
I answered you which use it in discussions which was the entire context of what I was talking about. Despite using YYYY/MM/DD (Japan) or DD/MM/YYYY (Lithuania) they do not do that when speaking directly to each other.

>>714486015
mexico is latin

>>714469693
i fucking hate niggers but there isnt a race on earth that makes better mac and cheese

>>714486031
You claimed that many European languages use mm.dd when speaking yet the only example you had was Lithuania.

>>714476881
You mean you find it cute that a man is enjoying a meal laboriously prepared by his clearly loving and devoted partner? It's not like preparing a hot meal for someone is considered one of the most primordial acts of affection or anything, so yeah, it's over for you.

>>714476405
I've known some very nice Nigerian people, but it's indisputable that some of them really do have an uncanny resemblance to gorillas.

>>714471943
Cope. Blacks can’t fucking cook for shit and copy white recipes from the south. Go eat some mud cookies and say they are good cooks again. Fucking faggot nigger cockroach thread as usual.

>>714467462 (OP)

>>714486031
>They're not starting a casual discussion by going "二千二十五年七月四日" every time they talk to someone. They're just saying "七月四日"
Okay... but that's still not using mm/dd/yyyy
There's a reason mm/dd/yyyy is fucking retarded, and if you have to use abbreviations of yyyy/mm/dd to defend it then you clearly don't have higher brain function

>>714486067
I was thinking about South America, but alright. The point still stands.
Mutt food is shit and afro-jewmerican food is also shit slop for cattle

>>714477929
Weren't the terms "soccer" and "football" were both taken from England?

>>714486342
Hungarian.
>Augusztus 8-án indulok.
Armenian.
>Ես մեկնում եմ օգոստոսի 8-ին։
Finnish.
>Lähden elokuun 8. päivänä.
Azerbaijani.
>Avqustun 8-də yola düşürəm.
Polish.
>Wyjeżdżam 8 sierpnia.

Some quick examples where spoken language prefers month first.

>>714486623
>Okay... but that's still not using mm/dd/yyyy
It's still showing that month takes precedence over the days, that's the entire point here. Many languages still use month/day in speech and not day/month because the context of the month is objectively more important to contextualize the date.

>>714467462 (OP)
i have a coworker that looks exactly like that

>>714485016
>woman makes video where she cooks something with fresh garlic, onions, etc
>niggers give her shit because ypipo don be seasnun they food
>she makes another video where she points out that she doesnt need to season it because it has fresh garlic, onions, etc
>chimp out follows

>>714486590
>go eat a famine food that no one enjoys for the taste
Man, you are 500% mad.

>>714486817
Yes. "Soccer" was started in England and used as slang for "Association football" and was used officially and unofficially for decades before they decided to revert back to "Football" for whatever reason. This carried over via immigrants to America and became a mainstay term in America to specify football as that's what was the direct term for the sport at the time. This also carried over to Japan and Canada. It's why "Soccer" is as correct as "Football" and people throwing a fit about it is idiotic because it was how the game was called in the past.

>>714487020
Fucking hell dude.
As if niggers weren't bad enough, you had to make them american also.
I hope China keeps winning.

>>714467973
mmm cartoon vomit and clown hair dipped in glue

>>714481835
>YYYYMMDD for archiving sure, but not for daily use
MMDD is just the shorthand of YYYYMMDD. Most of the time when making plans the year is irrelevant/assumed and can be tacked on the few times when its necessary. Saying your appointment is on the 14th though means nothing without context of what month. Linguistically american's say its june 7th or november 29th - not "the seventh of june" or "the twenty-nineth of november" so the dates are written in a way to reflect that.

its also just basic office logistics. When you organize things you have a drawer for year, folders for each month, and then the individual days within each month - you dont have a folder for the 9th and then every month's 9th in that folder. Organizationally it makes much more logical sense to put month first as that is the broad container you are going to look for your specific date in.

>>714474981
to be fair, chips & gravy can be quite nice.

>Why did so many people seethe at this?

>>714486843
>8 sierpnia
>month first
You're actually brain-damaged, as mentioned so many times already lol

>>714487214
Also, the full name "association football" was used to differentiate it from "rugby football" then Americans created "gridiron football" as their own take on rugby.

>>714488319
You're correct, my mistake on that one. That doesn't excuse the other examples and beelining on one mistake doesn't change that day/month is not standard.

SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU
BOTH OF YOUR FOOTBALLS SUCK

do you guys think my taco bell order is good

>>714488849
youre not utilizing any of the deals via the create your own box or any of the specials.

>>714488990
very true
i will add the $5 box

>>714472521
>He wants to eat the cum bread

>>714488849
>>714488990
new order
more expensive but better value probably

>>714472348
When will we simply admit we fucked up?

>>714467973
These niggas gay

>>714470468
Fast food gives you IBS and makes you want to eat more of it so you don’t feel
Like shit. It’s got sugar in it. I only eat organic meat and bread really, never felt better. Then I go out and see fat niggers who look like they are about to have a heart attack 24/7. Niggers are a sad race

>>714481132
months last longer you tard, maybe it's a hard concept with the state of your education system

>>714488849
>>714489696
I don’t eat Taco Bell anymore. It always makes me feel bad afterwards.

>>714490023
>months last longer
Doesn't matter. In speech it is irrelevant that it is longer and in numerical terms there are 12 months and 31 days so 12 is lesser than 31 regardless of the 31 making up the 12. Any way you factor it in months before days makes more logical sense.

>>714469501
a couple jesters on twitter made fun of it for being absurdly corporate and soulless, and then the chuds discovered it and sperged out against the evil NWO "live in a pod and eat bugs" agenda it represents

>French faggots from centuries ago making people argue about the order of a fucking date format
>the same French faggots who tried to force time to be base 10

>>714474512
i pissed myself laughing at this
>white people when they try spicy food

>>714475454
I should call her.

>>714469693
>Toss in every industrial hyperprocessed morsel of food literally meant to cause addiction
>Call it cooking
This just reminded me why the nigger in niggercattle is there, jfc

>>714489696
Nice now you can split that into 3, 5 dollar meals.

>>714472337
>this board is filled with so many race-mixed mulattoes that now this is considered 'good food'
Kill me pete

>>714473282
Good job raping the american posters

>>714489558
If cum tasted like that, I'd be sucking my own dick every day.

>>714490035
I remember thinking it was one of the tastiest fast food restaurants when I was younger, but I tried it again recently and it was just disappointing.

>>714491442
>he doesn't eat pineapple

>>714475276
butyric acid is a byproduct of lipolysis, and so is found in high concentrations only in cheeses where this is a significant part of the aging process (such as parmesan, romano, swiss, provolone). other cheeses, such as cheddar, carry a lower amount. it helps to enhance the flavour, so your argument that its found in cheese doesn't really make any sense, because it does not help the flavour of chocolate.

it's found in hershey's chocolate because they use milk powder in their production rather than fresh milk. powdered milk goes through lipolysis when processed, giving the chocolate its sour vomit taste. hersheys also uses alkalised cocoa, which is supposed to reduce the bitter taste, but in doing so also reduces the chocolate taste.

in short, hersheys cuts corners and reduces cost of production, which results in a low quality product. the use of butyric acid in its production is not a positive thing, so defend it all you want, your chcolate tastes like vomit.

>>714469693
blacks contribute more to obesity rates in US than any other race

>>714491604
Nobody was saying this until Adam Ragusea made a viral video about it with "vomit" as a clickbait title, in the video saying that it's more accurately described as a tartness and he likes it.

>>714491306
>reheating fast food
>having fast food leftovers

>>714469693
Meanwhile in the real world they're eating corn starch by itself and washing chicken with dish soap before cooking it.

>>714489734
Maybe when the boomers die?

>>714492210
you have a weight problem.

>>714467973
Tasty and Zesty

>>714472337
Why do you have to eat that in a car?!!

>>714486843
>Finnish.
>>Lähden elokuun 8. päivänä.
Finns use DD/MM and MM/DD interchangeably in spoken language and officially it is DD/MM/YYYY.

>>714467879
it could be any

>>714492768
>say i order less fast food so there's no leftovers
>retard replies with this

>>714476397
Can I- Can I get a definition?

>>714474512
Did he died?

>>714467973
the audio of this is the gayest shit imaginable

>>714490141
>in speech

9/10th of the planet use day month get fucked Yankee footfag we'll always use chad meters and fuck your wife

>>714480206
the cashier meme holds true every day

>>714469693
Yeah naw, none of this happens
Another fake nigger worshipping post that has no basis in reality
Niggers eat KFC and McDonald’s, that’s literally it. The only thing they can cook up is their next job termination

>>714476538
My spice queen....

>Why the hell are non-Americans so assblasted today, even more than usual?
>July 4th
Ah, it all makes sense.

>>714467973
ZEST
E
S
T

>>714470612
KEK, niggers eat watermelon and put dish soap on dey fries.

>>714467973

>>714496028
I seriously doubt a single non-american here event noticed your irrelevant holiday.
People criticizing (rightfully so) your shitty "cuisine" and nigger-american cooking has absolutely nothing to do with envy or any other cope you may come up with.
You're mentally illl

>>714494865
Qrd?

>>714467973
Why can't faggots EVER look normal? Or as normal as their mental illness will allow. Shit, I could even ignore the skin color but homosexuality is where I draw the line. Kill these gay ass niggers.

>>714497235
A normal nigger would be terrorizing a pedestrian on the street or stealing from an apple store, I'll take the zesty ones.

>>714497426
Okay kike, then what about white faggots that look and do shit like that? It's infuriating.
All homos should be eradicated.

>>714493692
Based and metricpilled. Only Americans can look at “08/09/2025” and have a 50/50 chance of getting the wrong date. Euro formatting supremacy.

>enemy aoe debuffs your party

>>714497589
Public fisters should be shot, trap neets are chan culture.

>powerup grants player temporary shields

>>714478426

>>714497693
You are a homosexual. Kill yourself.

>>714497889
>Commit sin
No thanks neighbor, I'm not gay I'm just heavily closeted. Not that there's anything wrong with being gay.

>>714485016
Niggers genuinely believe seasoning is magic powder, and they don't understand you can simply add real garlic.

>>714489910

>>714497995
>Not that there's anything wrong with being gay
Look here rabbi, you better sleep with one eye open tonight. Sick motherfucker.

>>714498106
>Missed the 'heavily closeted' comment
>Goes full Devs Vvlt-tard
lol

>>714467973
>you will never be as happy as two zesty niggas enjoying some fried chicken together.

>>714498245
There's little gayer in this world than being happy.

been a while since i seen one of these here

>So many faggots defending the gay niggers
Jewish raid. Fuck this thread.

>>714498372
Someone made this and really thought it looked cool.

>enemies can taunt the player