>>714470893Basically he is too much of a brainlet to do the basic math required for tabletop RPGs. Also, at some point he walked into an RPG store that was closed (there was a sign saying that it was closed), interrupted the owner's private D&D game to ask for a copy of Smash Bros., and got some dirty looks from the guys playing. This was enough to make him seethe eternally against everyone who plays tabletop games.