Seriously though, why did they hang him?

He was loathsome and he ate dung

>>714472541
Is that a reason to hang someone though?

>>714472408 (OP)
>plants convert ground nutrients and sunlight into food
>herbivores eat plants
>carnivores eat herbivores
>humans eat plants, herbivores and carnivores
>dung eater eats shit that would end up becoming plant nutrients
with his behaviour, dung eater was endangering the substenance of the lands between and thus he was hanged

>>714472609
I've been told I look like a pedophile because I'm ugly, that's kinda the same thing really.

He's never actually eaten poop according to lore.

>>714472408 (OP)
he was a diaperfur

>>714472796
>Go to work
>Hey, anon. Did anyone ever tell you look like a pedophile?
>Did anyone ever tell you look like a child?

>>714472408 (OP)
He ate da poo poo

>>714472408 (OP)
He consume da doodoo

he eat da poo poo

>>714472408 (OP)
he's indian

>>714472408 (OP)
Too many redeems

>>714473747
>>714473848
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhkoNQ-7uRw

>>714472408 (OP)
He's the local town rapist

>>714473747
Dirty Pakis will always be jealous of Indians.

>>714472408 (OP)
he was cursing newborns

>>714472408 (OP)
The real question is why did they hang him in his armor?

>>714472408 (OP)
Real question: Why the FUCK did Marika give him Grace?

>>714475183
It was the only thing encasing his indian stench, if you took it off it would be like if someone used Poison Mist

>>714472796
well.. are you???

>>714472408 (OP)
>Excavated the assholes of his victims until he could find their soul and presumably shoved it up his own ass

>>714475376
Love is love you stupid chud

>>714472408 (OP)
He smelled bad

In Japanese folklore, the soul is contained in the anus

What he actually does is shove a bunch of thorns up your asshole to corrupt your very soul and bloodline

>>714475764
Why is japan so dirty?

>>714472408 (OP)
I watch tons of lore videos (always while sucking a huge, veiny cock of course) and I believe the charges were:

>Purloining of Poo Poo
>Felonious Festooning of Feces
>Carrying of Caca in a Public Space
>Consumption of Corpulent Craps
>Turd Tossing, 1st Degree
>Turd Tossing, Misdemeanor

The people had simply had enough and justice was administered.

>>714473418
kek

>>714472609
can't eat more poop if you're hanged. they solved the problem

>>714473418
when i was in school my teacher said i was going to grow up to be a dirty old man and i said something like
>that's your type, right?
unfortunately, that did not lead to /ss/

>>714472408 (OP)
Hinduphobic game, hinduphobic character

>>714472609
People have been hanged for less.

>>714477691
bro what's in that water, that can't be piss it's too thick and cloudy
do they literally shit in the pool over there?

>>714477992
>do they literally shit in the pool over there
no, but they're like shitty versions of tea bags
you dip them into water and the accumulated shit they haven't wiped out floats away

>>714477992
Someone probably had diarrhea in the pool and everyone just carried on swimming in it

>>714477691
Literal shit in the pool

>>714477691
>pool's closed

>>714477691
I don't get this video

>>714477992
they shit everywhere

>>714472609
He was sucking the souls out of people's asses and somehow cursing them with it in their future reincarnations?

>>714475183
he's probably fused to it with poo juices

>>714478736
Elden Ring 2 location. You go to the dung eaters homeland

>>714472408 (OP)
I dung know, man.

>>714472408 (OP)
LOL!