Thread 714472424

Filthy half-elf

I don't like shadowheart, she insists upon herself

>>714472424 (OP)
Cuckhold queen

will she be topped?

>>714472780
HOOOOOOLYYYY FUUUUUUUUUCKKK

>>714472780
anon don't you know "top" has a second meaning

>>714472424 (OP)
She's actually a legitimately sweet and likeable love interest if you install the mod that fixes bugged her romance flags that turn her bipolar.

>>714472424 (OP)
i don't like her
she looks like my coworker i'm desperately in love with

>>714472424 (OP)
open relationship

>>714472838
uhh..like a clothing item?

>>714472943
>Blahaj tranny
how big is her dick

>>714472780
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>>714472424 (OP)
I would get filthy with that half-elf if you know I am trying to say here.

>>714472857
Which one

>>714472974
bigger than mine

>>714472780
>that bush pic
muy deliciouso

>>714472857
You don't need such a mod if you have rizz.
Many instances on 4chan of anons saying the game is janky. I don't know what the fuck is wrong with your game, it works perfectly out of the box with the latest update. No surprise buttsex, no BPD goth hoes, no bugs whatsoever.
Is it a skill issue? Is it because you pirated an old copy of the game? I don't know, but it works for me.

>>714472943
real women buy ikea sharks to confuse people trying to masturbate now?

>>714473294
im glad /v/ respects trans women as real women now
making some progress

>>714472424 (OP)
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>>714473073
She's rimming dingleberries out of Halsin's hairy asshole.

>>714473052
...like half of them.
There is a complete mismatch in her "Sharran" and "Selunite" flags, because half of them are broken, so she keeps bouncing back and forth between an evil slut and the sweetest tradwife ever, even if you picked the Selune route. She was supposed to have this memetic "open relationship" shit only in the Sharran route for instance. Similarly, she was never supposed to attack Lae'zel in her sleep (Lae'zel was supposed to attack HER) in Act 1, unless you leave her to die on a nautloid.

>>714472780
Shadowheart's tits aren't that big.

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>>714473490
>Shadowheart's tits aren't that big.
bruh it's a photograph wdym? They're right there, they're that big
stupid nigga

>>714473490
until the 10th pregnancy

>>714473265
>I don't know, but it works for me.
You just THINK it's supposed to work this way, but if you look at the code, you'll realize how much shit is not working as intended because someone made a typo in the code and you don't even notice.

>>714473596
Nigger you can just yandex it

>Enter your tent after long rest
>See this

What do

>>714473450
Yeah, I don't know. I didn't experience any of this, plus you sound retarded. So I'm just going to ignore you and file this as further evidence towards my theory that people that gratuitously mod games are mentally ill.

>>714473829
suck her dick

>>714473951
wtf do you mean "her dick"???

BG3 prides itself on being horny but it's not even a good gooner/cum game.
>NTR/cuckshit is lame as fuck and you are cucked by either warm bara fag Halsin or Twinkstarion
>can't be a proper futa fucking shit left and right
>can't go full Rance Mode and build a harem and fuck all the cute girls you see

>>714472424 (OP)
That's my wife, please don't bully her.

>>714472943
>imagine plastering your laptop with all that crap
disgusting

>>714472943
Godamn that is a perfect woman.

>>714474134
i jerked off to the minthara sex scene when the game first entered early access so uh checkmate

>>714474273
>woman
anon...

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>>714474306
Anon pls.

>>714474008
her big fat penis I want knocking up my womb :3

>>714473490
people change

>>714473073
is this actually a tranny..? what the fuck

>>714474695
No.

>>714473490
Actually, they are, but I had to use mods

>>714474695
You're so mindbroken you can't even tell.

>>714474918
b..but she has the shark...look ! it must be a tranny !

>>714472424 (OP)
rimjob queen

>>714474986
>shadowpubes

>>714474986
damn imagine how small her dick is

>>714472424 (OP)
where are the wolf rape animations
>but bear sex th
WHERE ARE THE BEAR SEX ANIMATIONS

>>714473596
Alina Becker

my perfect whore

>>714472816
based retard

Hey do you guys remember those distant ancient halcyon days of the mid-2010s and before when women on the internet weren't literally all pornwhores?

Feels weird to imagine now

>>714480565
>do you remember [shit that never happened]
no

>>714474986
>No pub-
Based

>>714480565
no, actually

>>714474986
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>>714472780
disgusting cow
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>>714479091
perfect

>>714480565
you don't remember when women gave away nudes for free because they crave attention? they were always whores

>>714480565
I desperately want to return to the days when the only women on the internet were pornstars

>>714473490
the problem is they should be

The playthrough is going well. I cannot, however, understand why a player would pick anyone other than Shadowheart as a love interest. She's the most interesting, the most aligned with my character's morality, and not an uppity alien bitch like the frog girl. Lae'zel has done nothing to endear herself to me, and if she wants me to bring her adventuring more and replace Wyl or Astarion with her, then she better shape up quick.

>>714472424 (OP)
>Filthy half-elf

I agree. Give me the frog.

>>714482115
>replace wyll
i dont know how you could possibly get into a situation where wyll is in the party

>>714482115
>Shart 40 yo hag
>Lae'zel 20 yo young woman
Its really that simple.

>>714482320
Sadly he's the only one I have who can speak to animals, so I keep him around. I also haven't met Karlach or the mage human dude. I don't know how to get to them.

>>714472780
by me

>>714482524
How in the fuck can you miss Wyll?
As for Karlach - keep doing the Wyll questline.

>>714482524
literally just use potions, you find thousands of them. potions > wyll

>>714474674
>pubes

>>714482752
not him but i intentionally did not help gale a couple times but i dont know if he comes back to get recruited in act2+. i dont want him to.

>>714472424 (OP)
Orin mogs her

Angry elf

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>>714474986
>her OF and fansly is full of pictures that would be fine on insta

>>714472816
Hilarious

BG3 is entirely carried by gameplay. Story, characters and all the gay shit fucking sucks.

Mol mogs her

>>714483312
it would unironically be improved by deleting the squids entirely.

>>714483370
The Emperor twist and his entire character is the lamest shit i have seen from Larian in their entire history. I dunno why they have this retarded as fuck fetish where in every single game they make the character who guides you turns out to be some kind of traitor or works for their own goals. At least in Ego Draconis it was a good and genuinely shocking twist.

Everything about Mind Flayers in that game is genuinely baby's first DM session writing.

>>714483361
grabbing her by her little cheeks and french kissing her

>>714483312
Agreed I'm like 40 hours in and liked exactly one character (Sazza)

>>714483312
At least the chicks are hot and you can make a very cute character so that's a plus.

>>714483559
she would be vexed and kick you in the nuts

>>714483629
she is best girl but mol is also great
>>714483794
she would straight up shank him and loot his corpse, stone cold killa

>>714482787
I don't think I've found a single "speak to animals" potion. I've got like 20 health potions, and a bunch of other potions, but none for animals.

>>714483794
Then I begin doing it even harder

>>714483507
>The Emperor twist and his entire character is the lamest shit i have seen from Larian in their entire history.
Not even close

Do you prefer playing as a dude or a chick in this game?

>>714484158
abomination

>>714483971
How the fuck
Generally in a playthrough I will be swimming in them and I don't care about speaking to the animals anyway

>>714483361
mogged by Arabella

Haste is fucking broken in this game.

>>714483507
>I dunno why they have this retarded as fuck fetish where in every single game they make the character who guides you turns out to be some kind of traitor or works for their own goals.
You're not wrong about that, D:OS2 in particular is just a giant circle of backstabbing
>thanks for helping us
>now die if you're not going to genocide those other guys
>repeat until no factions left

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>>714473450
What kind of cope is this? The mod doesn't fix any bugs, Shadowheart acts like that because that's what Larian intended

>>714484280
I just don't want to miss some quest stuff by not being able to speak to some of them. Like the dog, I'm not sure if I could have convinced him to come to my camp without the potion. I also remember in Divinity 2 there were some pretty big moments you needed to speak to animals for.

>>714484331
If you think haste is broken in 5e, then go play 3.5e or Pathfinder 1e.

>>714484545
I have spoken to most of them in one playthrough and then the magic just wore off
99% of them just don't say anything useful

>>714482115
lae'zel is literally perfect

>>714484158
Since you can make decent looking chicks, generally chicks
I have played a couple of male characters too, always in MP so I can piss people off with the dick physics on full display

>>714485331
>sleeps with astarion to spite you if you reject her
no

Reminder

>>714481249
Based

>>714482320
There's a couple fights where having Hunger of Hadar insta wins. Also I like having companions in the party when progressing their side quest.

>>714482340
Shadowheart will stay as a 20-30 years old for as long as Laezel lves

>>714474273
she's blacked

>>714486212
she's bear'd

>>714472424 (OP)
ugly woke non-character from gay porn dating sim

>>714483361
Why is her nip almost hanging out?

>>714486510
+5 charisma on interactions with straight men

>714486447
Brainrotted tard

>>714484293
Arabella is too sweet

>>714486868
kek

>>714483361
>>714486510
in a better timeline she would be a romantic interest or at least she would have a tsundere crush on rogueish type characters

>>714472943
What's the top called ?

>>714484293
>>714486979
Mogged by Silfy at being sweet. Arebella's just mid.

>>714472816
>Le American family

>>714478559
Now that's a proper Shart.

>>714487287
Shadowtop

>>714472424 (OP)
Ok, but the one thing they fucked up in this game is that everyone looks 10 years younger than they should be.
Way to many wrinkles for how the characters act, and for a sense of adventure.
Granny ass motherfuckers.

>>714487339
She looks too much like a boy somehow, Mol and Bella at least look female.

>>714474134
Yes, because it's Euro fake-tryhard horny.
They have nothing on American or Asian horny.

>>714488526
ANGRY.

>>714488269
*10 years older
Fuck my life.

>>714482524
There's a guy who can help you shift someone else into warlock, but he don't come cheap

>>714487867
>tattoos

>>714483507
Given that down by the river and the power are both about Daisy as she was in EA, it's pretty obvious that they had a major script revision at the eleventh hour.
Wyll got fucked pretty hard by it too.

Maybe it would have been worse if they'd stayed the course, and maybe I'm just thinking the grass would be greener, but the initial premise sounded far better.

>>714482524
How the fuck did you miss Gale? Where are you right now?

>>714489261
I'm in the Goblin Camp. I came back up here after I got to the underground area and decided I wasn't ready for it. I also almost missed Lae-zel because I went to the Grove before freeing her, but found her after doing stuff in the Grove.

>>714489710
Dude Gale is like all the way in the beginning at the unstable rune near Lae'zel.

>>714489068
Most western women have them. Get used to it.

>>714484042
my first and only playthrough of this game was as fane with my friend and we skipped a ton of the dialogue so it caught me off guard when i found out one of the big bads was fane's daughter

>>714472816
The guy controlling that bronco sae what was up and did that based retard a solid.

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>>714489261
kek, my first time around I missed Laezel and Karlach entirely.

>>714483361
Tiefling children are for killing

>>714489841
>unstable rune
Just looked this up. Is he at the purple glowing thing? I thought that was just one of those fast travel points so I walked by it entirely lol

>>714472424 (OP)
I love Shadowheart.

>>714490265
Yeah. You probably missed him entirely now kek

>>714490445
everyone loves shadowheart, physically. in turns.

>>714490641
I call dibs on Shadowheart

>>714490445
WE ALL HAD ER

>>714490803
But I've married her.
That makes me a better man than all of you.

>>714472780
>will she be topped?
Technically, you're always topping her.
Seriously she's the vanilla "conventionally beautiful love interest" of course she's also going to be submissive in bed.

>>714490452
Oh well. The first time I played Mass Effect I think I entirely missed Thane, and also Zaeed and Kasumi. I'll get him next time, maybe. I'm the only Human Male our party needs right now.

>>714474674
Imagine if she forced you to eat them

>>714491472
what kind of streamer or journalist are you? i'm astounded.

Why would an elf woman want to breed with (you) the human fighter?

>>714485671
this never happened in the game I played, you might just be a cuck bro

>>714491596
I'm a half-elf selunite cleric though.

>>714482601
Did... did she just cum on his Big Beetle Cock?

>>714491539
The kind who doesn't use a game guide and save scumming to enjoy his games

>>714491998
i mean do you not just walk around? you know what tooltips are right?

>>714489852
most modern western women are trash

>>714492075
>game has time sensitive completely misable quests
>anon confused why some people miss them

Shadowheart rimming Halsin in bear form.

>>714480565
women were always like this.

>>714490265
you wouldn't have seen fast travel points before that place, stop using game guides

>>714482601
>putting up a massive struggle then immediately stops the moment he penetrates
So it's that easy?

>>714491472
At least he won't flirt with you I guess

>>714492749
There's a fast travel point right by the door to that castle, a short jaunt from where you land in the beach. Play the game.

>>714480565
this meme is probably older than some psoters here

>>714472857
Post the mod.

>>714486092
Holy mother of cope.

>>714493106
https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/11524?tab=description
This one I'm assuming

>>714492482
>doesnt read guides

>>714493612
Do you get your hand held on every game you play?

>>714493682
if you dont need guides then you can't be worrying about time sensitive quests, you have no excuse to be that shit.

>>714484543
Larian literally lies out of their asses about what they "intended" they bragged about Upper City 2 weeks before release (still not added to the game BTW). They had to change and modify behavior of characters like Gale because they behaved in unintended way, and yet you insist that their sudden whorish, cuntish behavior that is more fitting to "evil" path was completely intentional?

>>714484265
Default durge is too good of edgelord kino.
He is meant to be a CaC but his default is too good.

>>714482524
I also missed gale my first playthrough. I just walked a different way and never saw the rune. stupid gay rapist got stuck in there for eternity

>>714493250
What cope, moron? Jaheira is nearly 200. Shadowheart would barely hit 40 physically when Lae'zel is a granny

>>714494297
Looking younger than she is doesn't make her young. Half-Elves mature at the same rate as humans. She still is a roastie that sucked cock for shar for 30 years(you find a long list of her conquests at the cloister). If your modus operandi is to be the better man and simp for a used goods hag, well, that is your prerogative.

>>714482228
Need more frog content

>>714494950
>She still is a roastie that sucked cock for shar for 30 years(you find a long list of her conquests at the cloister).
Yeah, but she's literally unaware of that because she kept getting mind-wiped every time.

>>714495060
Holy mother of goodberry pie. I mean cope.

>>714472424 (OP)
I would make hapa babies.

>>714493610
I don't see any references to buggy code.

>>714495019
built for sex with human male fighters

>>714493841
Yes, it was, you got bamboozled, they knew that Shadowheart was the vanilla girl most popular with straight men and that's why they included all that cuckshit late-game

>>714492471
Based. Fuck tattoos and fuck piercings.

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>>714495789
>having two fighters in the party
I think you mean human paladins

>>714495862
The giant body type and all of the grotesque sliders set to 0 of course.

>>714472816
This has to be a skit

>>714495862
Fighters are stupidly overpowered in BG3 so I wouldn't even be bothered by a party of 4 fighters. You can even make some if them ranged if you're feeling frisky

>>714497324
>webm
I want to punch this bitch in the face so bad for making that stupid fucking pretentious expression

>>714494950
bro laezel was having rough sex every night the moment she turned 10, Giths have zero sexual morals

>>714472943
Not gonna lie I wish I could marry this chick

>>714473829
Prematurely ejaculate.

Just killed Minthara as soon as I met her even though I heard she can be recruited later. Total Absolute Death!

>>714473829
Look down

>>714497552
You are coping so hard you have to resort to pedophilia. Stop it. Get some help.

>>714497741
Go back

>Inform Minthara about the location of the grove
>Watch as she leaves the goblin camp
>Slaughter everyone in the camp, except for the Zhent trader
I do this as evil and good.

Is there a mod that univerally makes every character's tits larger

>>714498332
Yes

>>714498332
That was one of the first mods if I remember correctly, lots of clipping though.

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>>714498396
There is no "refitting" mods for all the outfits?

>>714497437
Why? She barely even made any expressions
>>714497672
You've made a big mistake
She is brainwashed by absolutists and helps you take down the cult if you save her

>>714497324
duno whats worse
thots going for blow up doll look
or people who think it looks great

I stopped playing in the middle of the goblin's lair dungeon where you meet Minthara and rescue Halsin. I don't remember but recruiting Minthara fucks with certain paths/endings and locks you out of the good/moral ones, doesn't it?
I'm probably also just gonna leave Halsin there so he doesn't cuck me out of Shadowcute's gaze

Cowards the lot of you

>>714499217
>recruiting Minthara fucks with certain paths/endings and locks you out of the good/moral ones, doesn't it?
It doesn't, you only had to jump through hoops to save her in the early versions, you can do whatever you want now and still get her (just enable non-lethal attacks if you're fighting her)
Halsin is a complete meme of a character, I have 800+ hours in this game and I have never seen any if his dialogue outside of the mandatory story conversation (more like two sentences) telling you where to go next if you save him

>>714499476
looks sub af

>>714499476
I really hate her tumblrina le wholesome stupid personality.

>>714499869
>Halsin is a complete meme of a character
I mean he wasn't even supposed to be a companion, they just added him after bara faggots begged during the Early Access.

>>714500234
Turned me off her completely

>>714500318
It should have been Khaga.

>>714500234
Ok that i can understand but like the rest of the concept of her character

>>714481249
>>714485678
Fags.

Why didn't Elminster just kill the mindflayers?

>>714499476
Funny how she is probably the most trad out of all, in a way. She literally wants to have kids in her romance. Shame she is done dirty, being left quite unfinished and without a proper resolution.

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>>714473073
I get Islam, this shit shouldn't be allowed, now I'll spend the rest of the day thinking about these massive tits

>>714500421
We shouldn't have had any class repetitions in the party period
>no monk companion
>no sorc companion
>shortstack werewolf bard scrapped
>>714500781
Elminster is a glowie doing bidding of the gods
>Gale, my man, you need to KILL YOURSELF, Mystra said so

>>714500809
That would be Minthara. Reminder that there's cut content of her being pregnant.

>>714500749
>unga bunga me like big tit

>>714501181
yes

>>714484158
chick

>>714501098
True, and she is the best one. Best voice and idolizes you if you are the Dark Urge.

>>714501878
too bad I kinda stabbed her at the end there
whoops

I need to do a playthrough as a dwarf at some point where i kill all elves

>>714501946
Can i also mention, the beard options in this game are so shit, i cant be a proper dwarf without mods

>>714501878
>idolizes you if you are the Dark Urge.
that bitch attacked me at my camp after we fucked and ruined my durge honor run

>>714474674
>>714474986

Alfira is best girl. End of story.

>>714502563
quil is better

>>714502563
to lute smash

>>714501853
Oh my
God damn you Swen for hoarding all the lizard girls for yourself!

>>714502563
about that

>>714502563
Best girl but selfish whore decides to be a lesbian instead of fucking the PC. Not only that, but she takes Lakrissa from us too.

Like at least put in a sex scene where you sandwich our cock between the two of them