Thread 714478261

Are there any good games about gymnastics?

>>714478261 (OP)
looks like me when i jump over the sunset of a game and keep playing on private servers guaranteed by EU

>>714478261 (OP)
Mario & Sonic Olympic games has gymnastic

Why do they all have flat chests? I want to watch a gymnastics competition where all the women have full, bountiful, bouncing breasts.

i don't know any

>>714478261 (OP)
This sport would be kino in the nude

>>714478765
Because the gymnasts people post are competing professionally, and that that level big booba fucks up your center of gravity and momentum. You'd have to look at former gymnasts

>>714478765
ruins your aerodynamics and balance

>>714479031
idk one pieces are kinda neat

>>714478765
>>714479031
there was that one romanian video from the past...

what would the gameplay be like?

god I love women so fucking much they're one of the best things on the planet

>>714480131
Fag

>>714479031
Not leaving anything to the imagination is NOT kino

If a gymnast is doing her routine and she farts and it's very stinky and the judges smell it does she lose points for it?

>>714480113
somewhere between a skate game and a fighting game with quick time events

>>714480270
i am not very familiar with their rules

>>714480131
I really, really fucking HATE women but I could watch them all day.

Midge

>>714478815
You literally wouldn't be able to pull my tongue out of her asshole.

Walaber's Gymnast. Apparently there's a sequel called Pro Gymnast.

me in the back

>>714478815
Muh

I like thighs

i once joined a toribash server that was doing stunts and flips and having spectators grade the performance

I love women's sports! we need video games about gymnastics

>>714482030
Why did the only gymnast without any hips whatsoever become a model?

>>714480861
Paint her green and we're golden

>>714482193
That is a stripper dance, how can they consider this a sport.

bros?

>>714482193
I LOVE WOMEN!!!!

Indian thread o algo

>>714482230
right? why isn't she obese like everyone else

would you play her game?

>>714482463
Are you denying that she has 0 hips? Do you actually get fooled by her pushing out her ass like in this webm?

>>714482463
She's got those orange trump genes

>>714478261 (OP)
One of the party members in Persona 5 Royal is a gymnast, though that's not the main focus of the game

Choking Livvy Dunne while ass fucking her...

>>714482706
I gotta play Royal, still annoyed they didn't just make it DLC.

>>714478261 (OP)
>ultra rare gymnastics thread on /v/
Based? I love flexible women

>>714482452
lol failed females larping as men

>>714482706
legs too small
reminds me of Lightning who is supposed to be a badass but is just a stick

>tfw can never do any of this stuff because of metal in my leg
i want to die

>>714478261 (OP)
Tomb Raider LAU

>>714478261 (OP)
There's an Imagine Gymnastics game on the DS that my little sister had. It was pretty much just shovelware. All you did was select a bunch of premade animations and then they play together and directions come up on screen and swipe them for points, you don't even get a different animation of them failing if you don't do it right.

>>714482552
no I'm asking why she isn't obese like everyone else

>>714482875
don't worry, you wouldn't even if your leg was fine

Realistically what are the practical applications of this ability during sex?

why do women get money and validation and love for doing absolutely fucking nothing but men are demonized no matter how much they do

>>714483160
uooh?

>>714483084
being ultra hot

Bust out the power pad

mirrors edge?
it even has edge in the name

>>714478815
Fat people are ugly as fuck

>>714483160
>gymnastics back then
>impressive physics defying stunts
>gymnastics now
>niggerish dance routines like in >>714480113 and >>714481664
Yet another example of old good new bad

>>714480113
What is this retarded shit?

>>714483637
>anon learns that there's different gymnastics events

>>714483730
>it's dey cultsha!!!
yeah, no. that is not gymnastics

>>714478261 (OP)
I'm not really into the sport but I do like bendy girls

>>714480113
please tell me she got the lowest score

>>714478815
Pedo

>>714482452
why is this hot?

>>714483637
you're comparing floor and bars
floor routines have always been part dance

>>714483823
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Floor_at_the_Olympics
The floor (or floor exercise) is an artistic gymnastics event held at the Summer Olympics. The event was first held for men at the 1932 Olympic Games.[1] For women it was first held in 1952.

>>714483842
A million children.

>>714478261 (OP)
Theres making threads to discuss attractive video game characters and then there's single digit IQ thirst threads like this one that only pajeets make

Kys rajeesh

what do we think about football?

>>714484149
what are you seething about now saar?

>>714483343
Is this the uma musuko game

>>714484119
ummm why were they filming this?

>>714483160
she destroyed her body with those swings

>>714484232
that cameraman knew exactly what he was doing.

>>714483637
you're comparing a banned routine vs cherry picked bait clips

>>714484562
yikes why isn't she obese?

>>714478261 (OP)
olympics cameramen are the perviest human beings

>>714484119
You can tell the exact moment when the cavemen brain of the cameraman activated.

>>714482379
lol what a fag

>>714485085
Wrong. They are just trying to capture the sportiness and stuff

>>714480131
i love fucking them, but thats about it

>>714483714
American culture

>>714485403
I bet she has a white boyfriend

>>714482452
I would have literally beaten some of these to death if I had the power I have now when I played handball during highschool.
Not a single fucking match were these niggers didn't play dirty with us, and I understand that teen matches are a bit dirty, but if the other team is systematically playing dirty, punching us, and doing shit to get a red card and they don't get one, I just don't care anymore, that nigga is favoring one team over the other.

>>714480131
That's the gayest thing I've seen anyone post in quite a while, and that's saying something.

Why the fuck are they so fat? They're paid to max their body's performances and they still can't be fucked to have at least a healthy diet (which is all you need to be thin af even if you sit on your ass all day nevermind do any kind of sport?)
I hate fat people so much.

>>714483637
That 2nd one is actually amazing you fucking faggot.

>>714487064
yeah man so fat

>>714478261 (OP)
>>714478815
Barefoot white girls with thick thighs are a miracle of the universe, also this is just a /sp/ dump thread, saged.

With the rise of physics based games and jiggle physics I'm surprised there hasn't been an attempt at a competitive gymnastics game

>>714487153
Yeah that's fat but at least that's not an athlete.
This >>714484397 isn't fat. The difference is huge.

>>714487458
>Yeah that's fat but at least that's not an athlete
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kayla_DiCello
look how disgustingly fat she is
so fat you can see her abs

look at this fat pig
how do they even become athletes being this fat

>>714487547
I'm not claiming the wahmen you're simping for isn't pretty, or that she's distractingly fat, I'm saying there's still more fat than she should have being a fucking sport athlete. That's definitly not lean. Same for this >>714487789
That's just a normal woman. Stop coping.

best diving games?

>>714487943
they don't have to optimize for long-distance speed like runners, therefore they don't need to be anorexic
they need strength and you get more strength by not starving yourself
also, you don't know what "fat" is

>>714487153
>posed to hide stomach
even she knows shes fat

is there any reason why female gymnasts wear leotards and male gymnasts wear long pants?

>>714488278
I think young women at peak olympic-level fitness might enjoy showing off their bodies, but don't tell reddit

>>714478261 (OP)
Bayonetta

>>714488278
coomers run the world and make the rules

>>714488278
long dick
vs
not that long labia

>>714478261 (OP)
A gymnast gacha would print money. Gameplay wouldn't matter, you barely need any, just let people pay to collect cute gymnast girls and you'll make a fortune.