Mario fumbled the big tittied mayor of New York City for some blonde bitch that gets kipnapped every week, spends her time eating cake and doesn’t even put out

i would kill myself if i was him

If Adult Pauline ends up getting replaced by Bananza's disney princess shit I am going to be pissed.

>>714480553
I doubt she'll be replaced. Just like all the baby characters didn't replace their counterparts. If anything I wouldn't be surprised if we sween tween versions of Mario, Luigi, et al.

>>714480056 (OP)
would the she be Republican or Democrat? i know NY usually elects democrats but all the nostalgia shit in Odyssey felt kinda conservative

Mario is still friends with his ex

changing characters ages around willy nilly

>>714480056 (OP)
She had sex with monkeys. I'd drop her like a rock to.

>>714480056 (OP)
That's because she only turned into Jessica Rabbit recently.

>>714480056 (OP)
Remember that Pauline put on a massive citywide concert and festival just for Mario.

And yet he was retarded enough to propose to an ungrateful bitch at the end who rejected him.

Mario is an absolute idiot.

>>714481739
She was like that as early as DK 94.

>>714481802
I hope he went back to Pauline.

>>714481326
>The women of New Donk are dressed in suits seen playing outside instead of being in the kitchen and raising kids.

They're Democrats anon.

>>714480056 (OP)
shes not into plumbers

>>714480056 (OP)
>New York City
Movie and cartoons aren't canon,
Mario never was from Brooklyn, he was born in the Mushroom Kingdom and worked in the Metro Kingdom where he saved Pauline before she became the mayor of New Donk City. If the city already existed or was a Metro Kingdom expansion funded is still up in the air.

>>714481739
>recently
>30 fucking years ago

>>714483289
While i mostly agree with your post the original Mario Bros arcade explicitly took place in the sewers of New York (Brooklyn was never mentioned and was completely western fanfiction).
That said, it only applied to that game.
Remember that Mario has no canon/continuity and each game does its own thing, like Mario being a carpenter in the original Donkey Kong, a demolition worker in Wrecking Crew and an arbiter in Punch Out.

>>714480056 (OP)
He also had a shot with a cute tomboy princess that was heir to a fucking empire, and he fumbled that as well. At least his brother (who is NOT retarded) picked up the slack.

>>714480056 (OP)
her tits got a severe nerf in MK world

>>714482593
that’s paulines daughter you nitwit