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Anonymous No.714485092 [Report] >>714485335 >>714486202 >>714486464 >>714486561 >>714488015 >>714488126 >>714488204 >>714488564 >>714489278 >>714490225 >>714490415 >>714491392 >>714491548 >>714491738 >>714491801 >>714492719 >>714492858 >>714492992 >>714493091 >>714493265 >>714493568 >>714494109 >>714494153 >>714494445 >>714494824 >>714495003 >>714496818 >>714497751 >>714498254 >>714507650 >>714507759 >>714516591 >>714520845 >>714524646 >>714524716
Mamma Mia!
Anonymous No.714485215 [Report] >>714485516 >>714493219
>children
Anonymous No.714485289 [Report]
and it will still sell 150m+
Anonymous No.714485335 [Report] >>714506292
>>714485092 (OP)
Xbox One vibes
Anonymous No.714485345 [Report]
and this is why those garbage youtube videos of mario meeting spongebob and minecraft characters getting 100+ million views are a thing
Anonymous No.714485516 [Report] >>714486234 >>714491389 >>714492062 >>714493582 >>714496818
>>714485215
It is pretty sad how badly gen alpha kids have been priced out of everything that used to be mainly for kids. Legos are another serious offender, the modern sets are clearly priced for 30-50 year old collector manchildren, not for kids to play with.
Anonymous No.714485853 [Report] >>714486139 >>714503596
Something tells me that's not actually what he said
Anonymous No.714486139 [Report] >>714486210
>>714485853
Trust game journalists, chud.
Anonymous No.714486175 [Report] >>714487940 >>714489039 >>714490158 >>714490513 >>714491228 >>714492895 >>714495749 >>714497128 >>714497590 >>714499003 >>714503830 >>714516238
Fuck you for making me read that bullshit clickbait story, because he wasn't saying "suck it up, poorfags". An investor was concerned about the price point of the Switch 2 and his response was that Nintendo is branching out beyond video games, so kids will see a Mario movie or theme park and eventually want to buy the game system.
>"It is true that Nintendo Switch 2 has a higher price point than our past gaming systems. We are creating various opportunities outside of our gaming systems for young children to engage with Nintendo characters and game worlds, with one of the ultimate goals being that they will eventually play on our gaming systems. We are closely monitoring to what degree the price of the system might become a barrier."
It's talking about basic marketing. Jesus fuck, I hate journos who intentionally act retarded.
Anonymous No.714486202 [Report]
>>714485092 (OP)
it's another way to make life harder for whites who start a family. Another reason to make them go in debt
Anonymous No.714486210 [Report]
>>714486139
Only if it's from "That Park Place" or that site claiming coffee is racist.
Anonymous No.714486234 [Report]
>>714485516
>getting priced out of becoming lifelong tendies
Good. Children need to learn that companies are not their friends.
Anonymous No.714486464 [Report]
>>714485092 (OP)
>if you cant buy a switch, just jerk off and write fanfiction
Anonymous No.714486561 [Report]
>>714485092 (OP)
How many bags of doritos do I have to skip to afford a switch 2?
Anonymous No.714487940 [Report] >>714488538
>>714486175
That’s still a bad argument. Theme parks are being propped up almost entirely by childless millennials due to how expensive they have also gotten in recent years. Movie theaters are also dying thanks to how expensive it is to take a whole family. Companies like Nintendo and Disney are losing their future customers to random free stuff on TikTok and YouTube and don’t even realize it.
Anonymous No.714488015 [Report]
>>714485092 (OP)
>even if you can't afford a switch 2 you should give us your money
Anonymous No.714488026 [Report] >>714498131
He's right
Anonymous No.714488126 [Report] >>714508118
>>714485092 (OP)
>elsewhere
Say no more.
Anonymous No.714488204 [Report]
>>714485092 (OP)
Sounds like they're encouraging kids to pirate
Anonymous No.714488538 [Report]
>>714487940
Every company is well aware of the threat of F2P and free content
Anonymous No.714488564 [Report]
>>714485092 (OP)
>eurogamer
Anonymous No.714489039 [Report]
>>714486175
>video game journalist makes up shit about Nintendo out of spite
stop the fucking presses
Anonymous No.714489278 [Report]
>>714485092 (OP)
Children can play on their switch 1's or watch the movie or go to Nintendo's Themeparks
Anonymous No.714490158 [Report]
>>714486175
>(((investors)))
You already have the answer.
Anonymous No.714490225 [Report] >>714490513
>>714485092 (OP)
So what's the actual fucking quote?

>Eurogamer
>Ed Nightingale

That's all I need to know.
Anonymous No.714490415 [Report]
>>714485092 (OP)
Based. I don't want my blond-haired, blue-eyed kids playing with niggers and spics.
Anonymous No.714490513 [Report]
>>714490225
>>714486175
Anonymous No.714490543 [Report] >>714491947 >>714492095
i want to know how long we are going to have to deal with this disinformation campaign. I also want to see Nintendo sue these grifters for it because the seethe would be funny.
Anonymous No.714491228 [Report]
>>714486175
And /v/ will still believe it 100% and shartpost about it nonstop because we have to feel constant shrieking fury at Nintendo.
Anonymous No.714491389 [Report]
>>714485516
Basedlennials were a mistake.
Anonymous No.714491392 [Report] >>714491768 >>714492317
>>714485092 (OP)
What is wrong with the gaming industry. Decades ago any company president worth their salt would be fighting tooth and nail to get the product in as many hands as possible.
Anonymous No.714491548 [Report] >>714491826
>>714485092 (OP)
>children
I'll stick with consoles for men, actually.
Anonymous No.714491738 [Report]
>>714485092 (OP)
Yeah no, everyone knows it's clickbait and not what they said. Stop being a faggot.
Anonymous No.714491768 [Report] >>714492163
>>714491392
Look at this topic. Tendies are foaming at the mouth to defend their friend, corporate Nintendo. No matter what they do Nintendo cultists will swarm to defend. If I can see this shit happening you best believe Nintendo knows about it.
Anonymous No.714491801 [Report]
>>714485092 (OP)
>a-actually all of customers lost due to our bad prices aren't lost customers at all! yeah! they can still expand our brand through twitter memes and porn!
this is the future tendies paid for
Anonymous No.714491826 [Report]
>>714491548
This, manly men play consoles with Sly Cooper, Jak and Daxter, Ratchet and Clank, Viva Pinata, Astro Bot, and Little Big Planet on them.
Anonymous No.714491947 [Report]
>>714490543
For as long as they can make big bucks from the false outrage they generate and people people like /v/ can provide them that false outrage to feel like they're standing up to something they've already decided is the devil and is personally attacking them.
Anonymous No.714492017 [Report] >>714497068
>Nintendo: we plan to develop games in the future
>Game journalist: Nintendo president says he wants you dead and buried
Anonymous No.714492062 [Report] >>714492149 >>714496818 >>714497171
>>714485516
>goes to a toy store asking for that specific line of collector intended legos
>cries about muh price
go buy your nephew a bucket of bricks like we did in the 1990s you fucking faggot
Anonymous No.714492095 [Report] >>714492512
>>714490543
Sorry tendie. These companies are based in the US and not the boot licking bugman country of Japan :/
Have Nintendo sue palworld again to take their anger out. Did you hear that palworld has trees in it? Nintendo invented trees as a gameplay mechanic.
Anonymous No.714492149 [Report] >>714495773
>>714492062
>high prices are good actually
Wow, you're a loser
Anonymous No.714492163 [Report] >>714492384 >>714492414 >>714492592 >>714492823
>>714491768
Well maybe if you didn't keep grabbing misinformation and shit that wasn't said and try to play it off as truth, you wouldn't have anyone pointing out your fucking bullshit you cocksucker.
The pic is what was actually said which eurogamer decided to do their usual ragebait.
Anonymous No.714492317 [Report]
>>714491392
Nintendo really wants to be high end luxury makers, the plebs touching their products would devalue the brand
Anonymous No.714492384 [Report] >>714492487 >>714492515
>>714492163
>corporate bugman gives bullshit jargon-filled response
>journalists do their job and translate from bullshit to actual meaning
I hope miyamoto sees this bro.
Anonymous No.714492414 [Report]
>>714492163
I can't believe Nintendo said they want to kill my puppy. What the hell.
Anonymous No.714492487 [Report] >>714492536 >>714492602
>>714492384
I hope Playstation releases a game someday lil bro
Anonymous No.714492512 [Report] >>714492631
>>714492095
Do /v/irgins only worship Palworld because "I'm fighting the big mean Nintendo by supporting a game I'd never care about otherwise"?
Anonymous No.714492515 [Report]
>>714492384
hope tho journotranny sees this Ed
Anonymous No.714492536 [Report] >>714492690
>>714492487
Lmao
I guarantee you that if I showed you that I have a switch 2 you’d short circuit.
Anonymous No.714492592 [Report] >>714492659 >>714492850 >>714493028
>>714492163
>we are creating various opportunities outside of our gaming systems for children to engage with nintendo characters and worlds, with one of the ultimate goals being that they will eventually play on our gaming systems
>outside of our gaming systems
>eventually play on our gaming systems
nintendo what the fuck are you smoking?
Anonymous No.714492602 [Report]
>>714492487
They just did
For the Xbox
Anonymous No.714492631 [Report]
>>714492512
yes, that’s why they think calling you a bootlicker or bugman is an actual argument
Anonymous No.714492659 [Report] >>714492816
>>714492592
They are talking about stuff like the movies and their theme park.
Anonymous No.714492690 [Report] >>714492743
>>714492536
do it then lil bwo
Anonymous No.714492719 [Report]
>>714485092 (OP)
Full Xbox. Nintendo is always a generation or two behind the curve, including all the cancer and failings. Tick tock.
Anonymous No.714492743 [Report] >>714492861 >>714493019
>>714492690
If I do, promise to kill yourself tendie?
Anonymous No.714492809 [Report] >>714492929
>t-tendie
>here’s my switch 2 btw
wdhmbt?
Anonymous No.714492816 [Report] >>714492886
>>714492659
none of which they should be spending money on in the first place. they should be making videogames and systems people want and can afford, as that's the entire focus of their company.
Anonymous No.714492823 [Report] >>714492929
>>714492163
What he actually said is no better than that old Don Mattrick Xbone quote everyone loves to laugh at. Nintendo fans are just cult-like in their devotion and will defend anything their chosen corporation does.
Anonymous No.714492850 [Report]
>>714492592
He means stuff like a kid seeing the Mario movie and that motivating him to buy a Mario game.
Anonymous No.714492858 [Report] >>714492997 >>714504903
>>714485092 (OP)
Journos writing those bait headlines and Snoys reposting them are fucking retarded
Anonymous No.714492861 [Report] >>714493275
>>714492743
sure. don't forget the timestamp
sage No.714492867 [Report] >>714492956 >>714497364
>Kikish behavior Middle East: >:^(
>Kikish behavior Far East Island: :^O
Why do you scumbags love Japs so much again?
Anonymous No.714492886 [Report]
>>714492816
cope
Anonymous No.714492895 [Report] >>714493097 >>714493176
>>714486175
That's maybe, maybe marginally better than what Bowser already said. Nintendo has basically said twice now that if you can't afford it, go do something else with one of their other products, the only difference with this one is that he added "until you can afford this product" at the end. I hate journos, but you bootlickers are somehow even worse.
Anonymous No.714492929 [Report] >>714493019 >>714493097
>>714492823
The funny thing is that this is now the second instance of them saying the don matrick quote.
Tendies like >>714492809 will fight to the death to defend it though.
Anonymous No.714492956 [Report]
>>714492867
seethe turdworlder
Anonymous No.714492973 [Report] >>714499607 >>714501297
Anonymous No.714492992 [Report]
>>714485092 (OP)
I don't think most children have enough money to buy much of anything.
Unless the "journalist" was talking about parents.
Yea consoles, parents don't like to buy those either
Anonymous No.714492997 [Report]
>>714492858
If you haven't noticed, no-one here even looked into article, they saw the headline and thought it would be good for shitposting.
And the reponses show that, they call tendies sheep but here they are believing everything that gets posted.
Anonymous No.714493019 [Report] >>714493275
>>714492929
you mean tendies like>>714492743 proud bootlicker and owner of the switch 2
Anonymous No.714493028 [Report] >>714493145
>>714492592
It's step one of Nintendo's plan for world domination. The poor children are being weeded out now so that Nintendo can deal with them later. To parents that can't afford a Switch 2, practice caution.
Anonymous No.714493091 [Report] >>714497479
>>714485092 (OP)
children? more like "manchildren"
Anonymous No.714493097 [Report] >>714493451 >>714493560
>>714492895
>>714492929
Neither of them said anything remotely close to Matrick.
>If you disagree with my retarded lie then you're a bootlicker!
Try actually having an argument next time.
Anonymous No.714493145 [Report]
>>714493028
Nintendo already owns the world Snoy
Anonymous No.714493176 [Report] >>714493289
>>714492895
ok anon but then what are they supposed to say?
"no, don't buy our products"?
Anonymous No.714493219 [Report] >>714493298 >>714493309 >>714493995 >>714495920 >>714510541
>>714485215
i refuse to believe there are mentally sane people above the age of 12 playing super mario and bing bing wahoo-ing on their nintendo switch. thats just a meme and cherry picked cases. i have never in my life met an adult who mentioned super mario or nintendo
Anonymous No.714493265 [Report]
>>714485092 (OP)
I'm gonna buy a switch 2 when I see one on a shelf and also i'm gonna engage with their characters elsewhere if you get what I mean
Anonymous No.714493275 [Report] >>714493484 >>714493505 >>714493832 >>714494030 >>714494316 >>714494592
>>714492861
Please stream your suicide

>>714493019
Lmao man tendies are hilarious
>you don’t have a switch 2 because you’re poor, you can’t criticize Nintendo!
>you bought a switch 2? You can’t criticize Nintendo!
Anonymous No.714493289 [Report] >>714493496 >>714493701 >>714497723
>>714493176
Have an affordable product to begin with and not be such massive greedy jews?
Anonymous No.714493298 [Report]
>>714493219
because you never leave the basement
Anonymous No.714493309 [Report]
>>714493219
>i have never in my life met an adult
And it shows
Anonymous No.714493451 [Report] >>714493794 >>714493858 >>714495704
>>714493097
>we have (things other than our current console) for people that don't want to pay our outrageous price
yeah, that's pretty close to don's quote.
Anonymous No.714493484 [Report]
>>714493275
ok tendie kek
Anonymous No.714493496 [Report]
>>714493289
The hilarious thing is that it is 100% greed. That’s why the switch 2 is selling for $300 in Japan.
Nintendo is by far the greediest game company and tendies are cultists.
Anonymous No.714493505 [Report]
>>714493275
>i hate nintendo and their predatory tranny faggot pedophile ways, that's why i got their most expensive console!
Anonymous No.714493560 [Report]
>>714493097
>Tendies will fight to the death to defend it though
Like clockwork. Look at you go.
Anonymous No.714493568 [Report]
>>714485092 (OP)
He is right.
Console price is not the problem.
Game prices are the problem.
Anonymous No.714493582 [Report] >>714496818 >>714496910
>>714485516
Because Zoomers barely even cared about those things so now they are "luxury" items for basedlenials. Kids play with digital products now, Youtube is their free TV and vidya are their free toys when they find out about pirating. They have access to more toys than any generation before them
Anonymous No.714493701 [Report]
>>714493289
You people pirate everything, why are you crying about prices?
Anonymous No.714493794 [Report] >>714493858 >>714493889
>>714493451
>NO! STOP POINTING THAT OUT
lmao they’ll say it a third time and tendies will twist themselves into pretzels to defend it again.
Still waiting on that tendies’ suicide stream btw
Anonymous No.714493832 [Report] >>714494038 >>714494070
>>714493275
Kek, that shuts him up. Or he'll probably call Eric.
Anonymous No.714493858 [Report]
>>714493451
>>714493794
Can you point out where he said that?
Anonymous No.714493889 [Report]
>>714493794
you’re going to stream your suicide? you’re the only confirmed tendie itt
Anonymous No.714493995 [Report]
>>714493219
Why would they mention it? That would make them seem like a manchild
Anonymous No.714494030 [Report]
>>714493275
You are the very definition of consoomer, kys.
Anonymous No.714494038 [Report] >>714494142 >>714494817
>>714493832
He was so confident too. Maybe hell point out how I purposefully didn’t write a time stamp. But look at how much he’s seething right above this post. He has no idea how to respond to a switch 2 owner shitting on his best friends.
Anonymous No.714494070 [Report]
>>714493832
>saar
Anonymous No.714494109 [Report]
>>714485092 (OP)
>get a job lil nigga
Anonymous No.714494142 [Report]
>>714494038
>t. consoomer tendietroon
Anonymous No.714494153 [Report]
>>714485092 (OP)
>engage with its characters elsewhere
ok
>want to make a fangame instead
>gets immediately shut down by daddy nintendo
what the fuck
Anonymous No.714494316 [Report]
>>714493275
Based, I love seeing Tendies get BTFO'd
Anonymous No.714494445 [Report] >>714494660 >>714498018
>>714485092 (OP)
>We think the price is fair
>"ZOMG NINTENDO LITERALLY PISSES O TO AN INFANTS INNOCENT CUTE LITTLE FACE WITH A PURE STREAM OF SHIT BECAUSE IT IS BORN OF THE POORS THEY FUCKING HATE THE POOR PROLES"
How's that not a slander.
The title.of the article implies that Nintendo is combative regarding kids who love their product.

?
Anonymous No.714494592 [Report] >>714494748
>>714493275
why the fuck are you buying expensive electronics you apparently are so displeased by
Anonymous No.714494660 [Report]
>>714494445
>we have products for people who can’t afford the Xbox one
>its called go fuck yourself and pay us
Anonymous No.714494748 [Report] >>714494839 >>714494993
>>714494592
They make fun games I want to play.
Why am I not allowed to criticize your friends at Nintendo? It’s not sour grapes as you can very clearly see. Are you confused that I’m not sucking their dick?
Anonymous No.714494817 [Report]
>>714494038
That nigga 100% will falseflag as other posters to get a cheap shot at your post for this humiliation jej
Anonymous No.714494824 [Report]
>>714485092 (OP)
what a fucking liar. holy shit.
Anonymous No.714494839 [Report]
>>714494748
I mean evidently they have a good enough market model for you to be interested
why the hell you bitchin'
Anonymous No.714494993 [Report] >>714495290
>>714494748
>They make fun games I want to play.
Don't you guys usually run to emulators for that?
Since everyone keeps saying the Switch 2 has no games.
Anonymous No.714495003 [Report]
>>714485092 (OP)
I have Monster Hunter GU emulated, are there any other games worth bothering with?
Anonymous No.714495197 [Report]
Nintendo had the opportunity to be like Lego, a timeless company loved by all. Instead they are like disney, a boring children's shite manufacturer up it's own ass.
Anonymous No.714495290 [Report]
>>714494993
No, Ive had a switch since June 2017.
Breath of the wild and its $70 dlc suck dick btw.
Anonymous No.714495436 [Report] >>714495830 >>714495891
>Nintendo gatekeeps poorfags out
>/v/ can't stop screeching over it
I'm noticing
Anonymous No.714495704 [Report]
>>714493451
Oh man, if you think the price of the Switch 2 is bad I hope you're ready for the PS6 and Nextbox, if there even is one.
Anonymous No.714495749 [Report]
>>714486175
Lmao keep seething tendie
Anonymous No.714495773 [Report]
>>714492149
your reading comprehension is staggeringly bad and that doesn't surprise me, tardo.
Anonymous No.714495830 [Report]
>>714495436
Clearly you aren’t able to read this very topic with Nintendos dick covering your eyes.
Anonymous No.714495850 [Report]
Brilliant strategy.
>go be poor somewhere else, kiddo
>kids go and make fangames
>nintendo sues them to get the last few pennies they have
Anonymous No.714495891 [Report] >>714496872
>>714495436
>being fleeced out of your money for bin bing wahoo and cheap nostalgia bait is now "gatekeeping"
sure thing tendie, i bet you'd like a monthly subscription too to be an exclusive member of your club of manchildren, just like blizzard did with wow
Anonymous No.714495920 [Report]
>>714493219
>I refuse to believe that any adult actually enjoys the undiluted GAMEPLAY in these video games
Tendies get a lot of shit, much of it deserved but if you genuinely can't enjoy a fucking Mario game then you genuinely, sincerely, unironically are not a real gamer.
Anonymous No.714496385 [Report]
Nintendo will never fail this gen because their competitors are mediocre as shit and Ninty exclusives are one of a kind to enjoy on 1 system. Normies aren't going to buy $1500-2000 PCs/laptops just to play games on it as an alternative lol. Switch 2 will be the perfect Christmas to those kids anyway and the cost of everything is rising unfortunately so they'll get use to it.
Anonymous No.714496818 [Report]
>>714485516
>>714485092 (OP)
>>714493582
That's nothing, have you seen the car market? Boat market? Bike Market? Movie market? Literally anything that involves going outside market?

Gen Alpha ran to video games because the real world version of everything got priced outside of their hands, now video games are facing the same thing; being priced so high that new games become a rarity. Eventually, new consoles will cost too much for anyone to justify the price. Real things still sell because they're at least real and have some utility to them.

Eventually they will be reduced to bashing sticks together for entertainment, and (((they))) will find a way to make that shitty and expensive, too.

>>714492062
The lego market is fucking nuts, too. $100 for like a 60 piece set. I would never buy that for my kid.

Anything physical is just too retardedly expensive to buy for fun.
Anonymous No.714496872 [Report] >>714496986
>>714495891
It's funny how I never see multiple threads a day about other game companies doing the exact same things, guess it's okay when Sony and Microsoft prey on the weak-willed and unintelligent.
Anonymous No.714496910 [Report] >>714497491
>>714493582
Being proud that your country will eventually turn to piracy like a bunch of thirdies because they were priced out of doing real things that may create real skills isn't something to be proud of.

They have toys, but they can't afford any of them. Eventually they'll turn to drugs and illegal activity to buy something and you'll be living in a Brazilian favela in all but name.
Anonymous No.714496986 [Report] >>714497264
>>714496872
>It's funny how I never see multiple threads a day about other game companies doing the exact same things,
It was bad then too, shithead. That's why people are pissed at you for following along those two companies, one of which has made so many subscriptions that it has literally imploded their company and their hardware.
Anonymous No.714497068 [Report]
>>714492017
>Nintendo: The only reason we don't chemically castrate you filthy gaijin is because we need future customers
>/v/intendies: Nintendo-sama wants me to get laid! Based.
Anonymous No.714497128 [Report]
>>714486175
niggers here cant read. they see big text and scream over nothing
Anonymous No.714497171 [Report]
>>714492062
Lego is roughly priced per piece so collector sets are usually a similar price to kid lego.
Anonymous No.714497264 [Report]
>>714496986
Again, I never saw this level of shrieking, screaming, ranting, and pure unbridled hatred towards those companies. There was one, maybe two threads about the price of the PS5 that didn't even reach a hundred posts. Meanwhile the Switch 2 being the same price gets dozens of threads every day since its price was first announced and they're all the exact same threads with the exact same posts and images in them.
Anonymous No.714497364 [Report]
>>714492867
Not all of us, just terminally online tendies.
Anonymous No.714497479 [Report]
>>714493091
Is this the anon who calls everyone Eric?
Anonymous No.714497491 [Report]
>>714496910
what are you talking about retard? I'm talking about kids that can't even get a job how do you expect them to afford shit? Unless their parents buy them whatever the fuck they want, which is not good parenting, piracy is their only way to get games. Much easier than getting good grades to convince your mom to buy you some shitty action figure
Anonymous No.714497590 [Report] >>714497908 >>714498824 >>714499459
>>714486175
>We are closely monitoring to what degree the price of the system might become a barrier
Lmao they really are testing with how much bullshit they can get away. Expect $100 bing bing wahoos in the near future.
Anonymous No.714497723 [Report] >>714522230
>>714493289
It's a shitty overpriced console, not an essential service. I'm not even telling you to not buy things that you like, I'm telling you to buy a better product for a cheaper price from a more competent competitor. It's basic capitalism and you're a whiny faggot
Anonymous No.714497751 [Report]
>>714485092 (OP)
Holy shit
Anonymous No.714497908 [Report]
>>714497590
100%
Nintendos greed is second to none.
Anonymous No.714498018 [Report]
>>714494445
$500 console and $90 games is not a fair price in any world. Even then you're sitll playing 99% of games in Switch 1 mode anyway. The upgrades aren't free. Physical games are replaced with "digital game cards" that can't be gameshared. It's a ripoff in every sense of the word.
Anonymous No.714498131 [Report] >>714513273
>>714488026
>Child labor
YES!
Anonymous No.714498254 [Report] >>714518001
>>714485092 (OP)
>they should engage with our characters elsewhere
>no not the nes
>no not the snes
>no not the n64
>no not the gameboy
>no not the gameboy color
>no not the gameboy advance
>no not the gameboy advance sp
>no not the ds
>no not the gamecube
>no not the wii
>no not the ds lite
>no not the dsi
>no not the dsi xl
>no not the 3ds
>no not the 3ds xl
>no not the 2ds
>no not the new 3ds
>no not the new 2ds
>no not the new 3ds xl
>no not the wii u
>no not pc emulation
>no not games inspired by our games
>no not fan made works
>and don't count on the switch 1 being available much longer
>in fact just stop consuming our products
Anonymous No.714498824 [Report] >>714498897 >>714499290
>>714497590
The near future is GTA 6 at $100, and we know that you will buy it.
Anonymous No.714498897 [Report] >>714499121
>>714498824
>and we know that you will buy it.
Anonymous No.714499003 [Report] >>714499459
>>714486175
>we are closely monitoring just how many pennies we can squeeze out of the paypiggies
Well thanks for being upfront and honest about it I guess
Anonymous No.714499121 [Report]
>>714498897
Honestly good on you but I don't think the consoomers care.
Anonymous No.714499290 [Report] >>714499393 >>714499563 >>714499580
>>714498824
There is no way, out of principal, that I will pay $80+ for a game.
Anonymous No.714499393 [Report]
>>714499290
Your limit would be 70+ if you had any PRINCIPLES whatsoever
Anonymous No.714499459 [Report] >>714499535 >>714503034
>>714497590
>>714499003
You guys are aware that monitoring prices and adjusting accordingly is standard practice for basically every single company on the planet, right? If you're upset about Nintendo doing it you might as well be upset that the economy exists in the first place.
Anonymous No.714499535 [Report] >>714499689
>>714499459
Retard bootlicker
Anonymous No.714499563 [Report] >>714511195
>>714499290
As usual 4chan is better.
Anonymous No.714499580 [Report] >>714504659
>>714499290
>5 years ago
>There is no way, out of principal, that I will pay $60+ for a game
Anonymous No.714499607 [Report] >>714500420
>>714492973
You fucking console faggots are the worse. Fuck Sony, Nintendo and any other corporation. You motherfuckers will defend slavery if your favorite company promoted it. What the fuck is wrong with every single one of you?!
Anonymous No.714499689 [Report] >>714499887 >>714503034
>>714499535
>pointing out that a company is acting like a company is bootlicking
I honestly don't know what it is you people want.
Anonymous No.714499887 [Report]
>>714499689
I want GOOD GAMES at $59.99 OR LESS, retard bootlicker. It's not hard to understand.
Anonymous No.714500420 [Report]
>>714499607
Is it slavery when you get what you want?
Anonymous No.714501297 [Report]
>>714492973
No 5m after month
Shit is wiiu level of bomb.
Anonymous No.714502721 [Report] >>714502867
I thought you were all pirateCHADS.
Anonymous No.714502867 [Report]
>>714502721
Yes.
Anonymous No.714503034 [Report] >>714503326
>>714499459
>>714499689
They want to bitch and piss and cry at Nintendo and Nintendo alone, it's fine when the rest of the planet does the same things.
Anonymous No.714503326 [Report] >>714503483
>>714503034
>it's fine when the rest of the planet does the same things.
It's really not fine, retard. You're seething at an imaginary person here.
Anonymous No.714503483 [Report] >>714503591
>>714503326
I never see you people shit yourselves at Sony and Microsoft's prices and predatory practices.
Anonymous No.714503591 [Report] >>714504018
>>714503483
It's an anonymous site, retard. You don't see ME do anything because you can't see my post history.
Anonymous No.714503596 [Report]
>>714485853
It's Eurogamer, they're owned by IGN and receive funding by Sony Entertainment Inc. as a media news site. They also didn't receive any free Switch 2 shit before launch week.
Anonymous No.714503830 [Report]
>>714486175
>paying for a $100 pass to a nintendo theme park will encourage kids to ask for a switch 2
Eh?
Anonymous No.714504018 [Report] >>714504659 >>714504660
>>714503591
I never see anyone doing it. Show me the months and months of nonstop multiple threads after the PS5 was announced at a $500 price tag.
Anonymous No.714504659 [Report] >>714504735 >>714507354
>>714504018
The PS5 wasn’t as weak as the PS4 was. The switch 2 is.

>>714499580
I’ve not bought a single $70 game
Anonymous No.714504660 [Report] >>714504735 >>714507354
>>714504018
Shut up paypiggy. You're a subhuman if you defend the recent trend of price gouging, no matter what shitty company it is. Sony, Nintendo, anyone. I don't care about your gay little console war. I'm not singling out precious Nintendo, you're all equally subhuman, don't worry.
t. Wii U owner
Anonymous No.714504735 [Report] >>714504851
>>714504659
>>714504660
>both deflect immediately
Weird
Anonymous No.714504851 [Report] >>714505041
>>714504735
Shut up subhuman corporate bootlicker suck my dick
Anonymous No.714504903 [Report]
>>714492858
So where the fuck that headline "quote" came from?
Is this the state of journalism?
A least back in the day they used to take quotes without context but now they are just making shit up
>EUROGAMER
Of fucking course
Anonymous No.714505041 [Report] >>714505128 >>714505217
>>714504851
And yet you don't seem to care if it's any corp other than Nintendo
Anonymous No.714505128 [Report] >>714505260
>>714505041
I do. Quit pretending to be a victim you fucking retard.
Anonymous No.714505217 [Report] >>714505659
>>714505041
Anonymous No.714505260 [Report] >>714505465
>>714505128
So why did you not speak out about the PS5's price?
Anonymous No.714505465 [Report] >>714505986
>>714505260
I did retard. It's an anonymous site, we've been over this. I think I'm literally talking to someone with Down's syndrome lol.
Anonymous No.714505659 [Report] >>714505779
>>714505217
Something tells me you don't have many, if any, pictures like that saved for other platforms.
Anonymous No.714505779 [Report]
>>714505659
I didn't have it saved, I googled it specifically for you because it's how you're behaving, you bootlicking retard.
Anonymous No.714505973 [Report]
how do i get a cute norwegian gf...?
Anonymous No.714505986 [Report] >>714506149
>>714505465
As the other anon said:
>Show me the months and months of nonstop multiple threads after the PS5 was announced at a $500 price tag.
and don't deflect this time
Anonymous No.714506149 [Report] >>714507458
>>714505986
I'm not gonna dig through the archive to satisfy your bootlicking ass, retard. Do it yourself. Not like you'd be spending that time playing video games anyway, right?
Anonymous No.714506292 [Report]
>>714485335
Xbox One + WiiU mutt child
Anonymous No.714506638 [Report]
Isnt the switch 2 the cheapest console currently?
Anonymous No.714507354 [Report] >>714507617
>>714504659
>>714504660
See? Nobody gave a shit about the price of the PS5, but the Switch 2 is the exact same price and you people spend months tantruming about it.
Anonymous No.714507458 [Report] >>714507724
>>714506149
>the only thing he can do is deflect and scream "bootlicker" at everyone
American education and parenting, everyone.
Anonymous No.714507617 [Report]
>>714507354
I think both consoles are overpriced trash with no games. Nintendo is uniquely hate-able because I used to like them, and it's sad to see something you like become rotten and corrupt.
Anonymous No.714507650 [Report]
>>714485092 (OP)
>We need to destroy our reputation and company fast, quick throw the xone rhetoric once again.
How can they be so utterly out of touch?
Holy shit bro.
Anonymous No.714507724 [Report]
>>714507458
>american derangement syndrome out of nowhere
What the fuck is wrong with tendies?
Anonymous No.714507759 [Report]
>>714485092 (OP)
>A bunch of cheap Chinese plushies, a mediocre animated film, and the blandest theme park at Universal is what customers should engage with, not playing our games
Anonymous No.714507861 [Report] >>714508474 >>714509480
It's always adorable how /v/irgins will worship clickbait threads and eceleb videos and believe them without question if it gives them a chance to chimp out at something they hate.
Anonymous No.714508118 [Report]
>>714488126
the most dogshit switch emulator ever made because it uses a single thread for shader compiling.
use yuzu or a yuzu fork such as sudachi
Anonymous No.714508474 [Report]
>>714507861
Something they probably only hate because of said clickbait and ecelebs
Anonymous No.714509480 [Report]
>>714507861
people who actually like things are in /vg/ discussing the thing they like. /v/ has long been the worst board. just boyband pissing contests over which lead singer is cuter
Anonymous No.714510541 [Report]
>>714493219
Buddy i hate to put twitch streamers as an example but have you heard of moonmoon or clint stevens? Its the prime example of who are the nintendo cultists
Anonymous No.714510962 [Report]
Went to my local Walmart and they had a .ario kart switch 2 bundle for 670$ before tax and each game was 110$ or 115$ (tears of the kingdom). This shit is way to expensive.
Anonymous No.714511195 [Report]
>>714499563
It is easier to lie on 4chan without being called out on
Anonymous No.714511327 [Report]
>auto scroller
>speedrun
Anonymous No.714513273 [Report]
>>714498131
Anonymous No.714515485 [Report] >>714515985
damn, all the Nintendo haters got bored with this thread fast
Anonymous No.714515985 [Report] >>714516060
>>714515485
Probably realised they were losing and made another thread
Anonymous No.714516060 [Report]
>>714515985
they did >>714514029
Anonymous No.714516238 [Report]
>>714486175
It's still kind of a weird remark, though. The most charitable way of reading it is as a bit of a non-sequitur, but it almost reads to me more like:
>yeah the switch 2 is expensive, but we're gonna get those little shits hooked on mario through other media until they're begging their parents to cough up the dough for a switch 2
Anonymous No.714516591 [Report] >>714516879 >>714518150 >>714518658
>>714485092 (OP)
>>children should engage with it's characters elsewhere if they cant afford switch 2
>nintendo bans old rom sites
>nintendo bans fan games
>nintendo bans fan mods
>nintendo sends cease and desist letters every time a fan tries to make something cool or new with their IP
ok
Anonymous No.714516879 [Report] >>714517027
>>714516591
You already posted this earlier.
Anonymous No.714517027 [Report]
>>714516879
you already sucked japanese microdick today, didnt stop you from sucking it again.
Anonymous No.714518001 [Report]
>>714498254
shit, even don said "go back to the xbox 360 goyim!" nintendo's over here saying "go watch the mario movie or buy our merch or something"
Anonymous No.714518150 [Report]
>>714516591
maybe stop stealing and trying to profit off someone else's work?
Anonymous No.714518658 [Report]
>>714516591
if someone had something cool or new to make, they would make their own game rather than flipping assets on existing games
Anonymous No.714520845 [Report]
>>714485092 (OP)
bump
Anonymous No.714522230 [Report]
>>714497723
It's also a free country and people can shit on you for being jewish.
Anonymous No.714522643 [Report] >>714524526
>translating bullshit corpospeak into what they actually mean in English is good
>except when it's Nintendo, then you're misrepresenting the Holy Word of the Prophet (PBUH)
Anonymous No.714524526 [Report]
>>714522643
good try thanks for playing
Anonymous No.714524646 [Report]
>>714485092 (OP)
>kids make a gmod version of mario
>gets shut down by nintendo

what the fuck did they mean by this?
Anonymous No.714524716 [Report]
>>714485092 (OP)
>children
at least they know their audience
Anonymous No.714525230 [Report]
The gamecube was $100. What the hell happened to Nintendo?