Thread 714486410

Is Squall asian or white?

>>714486410 (OP)
you might be asian if your eyes are so narrow you can't tell how white that guy is

>>714486410 (OP)
He's like Leon, a white guy that gets an Asian girl.

>>714486410 (OP)
More importantly, what is his tax policy?

>>714486410 (OP)
He's like 5'4" so he's asian.

>>714486410 (OP)
little brown japs tried to turn him into a jap hapa in the remake, which ruined the game. nobody wants to see ugly japs.

>>714486410 (OP)
>Brown hair
White

>>714486410 (OP)
of course he's white, didn't nomura say he based him off a white actor (think it was young leonardo decaprio but I can't remember)

>>714486612
based
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fpbp
win

>>714486410 (OP)
British. FF8 has an international cast set in the backdrop of a Japanese boarding school

There's no continent named Asia in the world of Final Fantasy VIII.

>>714487556
>anime girls are cats heehee
fuck off

>>714486612
Why are white boys so desperate for attention?

Mario 64 is the best game btw.

>>714486410 (OP)
White. He was directly modeled after river pheonix in visual and temperament. They even have the same birthday.

Can we agree that Asians have basterdized so many Scandinavian traits into their art at this form that it's hard to tell if they're suppose to be Asian or not?

>>714486410 (OP)
Since the former is honorary and the other is pure there is no loss.

>>714489185
And yet, he looks 100% more like Gackt, why?

>>714486410 (OP)
Happa

he is brazilian

>>714486410 (OP)
>Is Squall asian or white?
Yes

If (eyes = blue)
race=white
Else (eyes != blue)
race=ugly

Why does that fucking sword blade have a revolver grip complete with cylinder and trigger guard with no trigger?

>>714487527
FFVIII's world is 200% french. Galbadia is just different corners of France.

>>714491559
>>714493301
He literally just looks white though, east asians don't have deep set eyes, natural brown hair or blue eyes. FF character eyes looks anime but there are lots of europeans or other caucasoids with almond shaped eyes.

>>714486410 (OP)
a faggot

>>714486410 (OP)
Same race as Tifa, unironically.

>>714486410 (OP)
Galbadian

>>714493663
Because it's fucking AI, retard.

>>714493990
Disingenuous cocksucking FAGGOT

>>714493395
Doubtful since he's modeled to be human

>>714494264
That's also AI.
Also you don't need to sign your post.

>>714486410 (OP)
If there's one character from Square Enix that makes me angry how he's being retconned into being Asian it's got to be Sora from Kingdom Hearts. Not buying Kingdom Hearts 4 strictly because I reject Sora being Asian.

For crying out loud Sora looks similar to Pit from Kid Icarus with the brown hair and blue eyes and Pit is blatantly inspired by European Greek Mythology. So Sora who looks similar to Pit is simply wrong.

I can't put my finger on it but I have a working theory about the correlation of how gay Final Fantasies - 8, 9 and 10 are, and how gays/sissy people have HEARD through word of mouth that those games are "alternative" (using subconscious gay vocal signalling as in - "ff7 is good and all but ff9 is amaAAAAaaazing")

This then turns on their activist mode or whatever you wanna call it, protective fangirling or something and they just go on social media just over and over and over repeating how incredible and mature FF10 is and Ultimecia is literally the greatest villain of all time. Just "blah blah blah what's that FF6? fuck that game, that's for straight people, omg Rinoa so pretty!"

>>714487527
British? Shoudn't Squall be a tanned Muslim by modern British standards? Have you seen what Great Britain looks like in the last twenty five years?

>>714486410 (OP)
He is literally me

>>714493663
It's a gunblade. Basically a weapon that has the potential to be cool but instead they just made it really retarded. You'd think it'd be like a combination of a gun and a sword but in reality it's just a sword that uses the recoil from firing to give the sword a bit of extra slicing power which is retarded because in reality it would probably just be about as effective if not less effective than a serated blade only more convoluted and retarded.

>>714494975
The best Gunblade is the Keyblade since the Keyblade can transform into any given weapon on the spot including firearms.

>>714486410 (OP)
Wasian

>>714494770
I’ll give you IX being a gay magnet game, but 7 and 8 are very much hetero coded. The boyband aesthetic is masculine by Japanese standards.


FF6 is also good, but overrated.

>>714495283
The keyblade really feels like an evolved/refined gunblade. Both even have keychains on them.

>>714495293
I'll meet you halfway and say not all of FF8 was gay, but look me dead in my eyeballs and tell me this isn't gay - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWrAZhemws4

This was the beginning of the end.

>>714486410 (OP)
>>714486981
where did he get that beauty scar, tough guy, eating pineapple?

>>714495606
And both designed by Nomura. So it does feel like an evolved concept. And in Dissidia Squall summons the Gunblade in the same style as the Keyblade.

>>714486410 (OP)

.... Are you?

>>714494302
I'm sure he was

>>714495671
Zell is literally just a late 90s/ early 2000s dudebro.

>>714495671
If Final Fantasy 8 had any kind of gay anything it would have to be how mediocre looking the female characters are. They're so drab and meh looking. Quistis is boring trash. And Ellone is retarded. The female characters being lousy is a huge negative for the hetero angle. Notice how Final Fantasy 10 which is designed by Nomura doesn't have that Low Quality Female issue.

>>714486410 (OP)

Thancred is cooler.

>>714486410 (OP)
He's gay

>>714496047
But he's not sexier

>>714487527

He will be British if Ben Starr has his way with FF8. He's obsessed with that game.

>>714495998
Both Nomura did character designs for both VIII and X though.

In fact, Rinoa is obviously a pet favourite of his, since he seems to have a fetish for women who look like Utada Hikaru. Long, black haired Asian idols are clearly his muses. Why do you think Tifa and Rinoa both look so similar, and they’re both the main romance option of their respective game?

>>714486410 (OP)
It could be worse, he paid over 46k to look like him.

>>714495998
>>714496361
Tetsuya Nomura is a gay Japanese man. There's no point in discussing his "muses". He's a faggot who increasing came more out of the closet if you look at his work over the years. And by faggot I mean he sucks on penises and dates men only.

>>714486410 (OP)
All the Final Fantasy protagonists are Eurasian Hapas with the exceptions of Cloud and Clive, who're just regular ol' white bois.

>>714496583
He designed naked chick from Parasite Eve and half naked Kaldea from The Bouncer. He's not gay.

>>714496583
Nomura is married with a wife and child though.