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Stream 1:
Now: Ghoul School
Next: Gremlins 2: The New Batch
Later: River City Ransom
Stream 2:
Now: Final Fantasy IX
Next: Fuckin' nothing
Stream 1: https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon
Stream 2: https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon2
Schedule: https://esamarathon.com/schedule
Previous:
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>>714490902 (OP)WE WERE FUCKING DEAD
WE WERE DEAD AND YOU'RE FUCKING LAUGHING
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? DO YOUR FUCKING JOB NEXT TIME
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Bake was overestimate, rating F.
I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE GONE FOREVER
>plum got the 700th post
did she redeem herself or what
>Thread dead
>no mig
The second most tense moment of ESA ever
You miggers let this happen.
OP here, how the fuck was i able to finish jerking off, clean myself off, put on pants, and create a thread before any of you faggots could do it
>>714491027fuck you, this is the first thread i've baked this marathon
>>714491148>OP here, how the fuck was i able to finish jerking off, clean myself off, put on pants, and create a thread before any of you faggots could do itPremature ejaculation does wonders for low% thread baking.
>>714491131You can't rewrite history. You lost
>>714491148jerking off takes longer when you get to my age
They're gonna run it back. Green sweater has got this one
oh fuck I totally missed this, how is it this year and have they played here cums plum yet?
>>714491131>ESA removed the plum twitch emoteit's beyond over
>>714491436The plum creator threatened legal action
>>714491436i don't care about twitch chat
>>714491436Plum never existed
ah fuck, the gay furries arrived
>>714491436The rightsholders of Chenso Club (Plum game, including rights to Plum the character) distanced themselves from ESA after the drama and told them to no longer use anything related materials. So no more Plum, ever. May she live in ESA threads for now.
>>714491436It's on stream 1's channel, not on 2.
"Speedruns ain’t all sunshine and rainbows. They can be very mean and nasty, and I don’t care how tough you are, they will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let 'em. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as NES games. But it ain’t about how fast you can go. It’s about how over-estimate you can go and keep moving forward; how many deaths you can take and keep moving forward. That’s how winning is done! Now if you know your PB, then go out and beat your PB, but you gotta be willing to take the hits, and not pointing fingers saying you ain’t as fast as you wanna be because of him, or her, or the floaty jumps or anybody. Cowards do that and that ain’t you! You’re better than that!" - Hirexen
plum has been witchnapped by her evil creator
are you a bad enough dude to rescue plum?
>>714491679They can't stop them playing a youtube video
>>714491679What a faggot lol. More and more I've come to conclusion the Chenso Club devs were delusional wackos.
THIS HAPPENED TWICE AGAIN TODAY.
>>714491679>after the dramahuh, I'm a bit behind on this
>>714491679>they beleive youStop going on the internet and just lying
>a furry shows up on stream two and some tranny forces in an incentive to dress up as a maid
the fuck is happening
>>714491974D
The fuck even was that.
>>714491679Those retards do know nobody would even give a remote fuck about them at all if it was not for ESA, right? Hell nobody cares about that shit game to begin with, only Plum. They should just make plum plusihes and have them sold at ESA and take a share of the profits.
>>714492008esa forced sissification
You retards keep letting the threads die without linking the next one because of your retarded 'hold until page 10' rule.
>>714492118Dunno how true it is but last ESA someone said plum was based on the daughter of the artist
>>714492224First time I hear that, sounds absolute bullshit. No one has blue hair and or dresses like that, or has name like that. Pure fiction.
I still see the plum emote on stream 1, what are you guys talking about?
Retard girl and pink cranium man could make the perfect couple
>>714492189You wouldn't understand our conviction.
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>>714492224He wants to do what with his daughter?
>>714492269Anon do you know what "based on" means
First time hearing of ESA, is it like a GDQ event?
>>714492423No, the runs are better and vibes comfier
>>714492369please no. can I donate negative money?
>>714492421If you base on someone there should be some traits that are humanly possible, other than being humanoid itself.
>>714492362Laziness and stupidity are the opposite of conviction.
is she stuttering or is that tourettes?
>>714492224Complete fabrication, but I expect doubling-down now
>>714492468Let me guess, the game got banned from GDQ.
>>714492468You can donate money to negate the attempt yes
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>>714491974I'm doin' him a D
>>714492464So it is like GDQ then, probably in a smaller scope if I have to guess
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>>714491978This, esaPlum is still fucking there, anon is making shit up and idiots like
>>714492118 are buying it.
>>714492621We're thinner in Europe still yeah
has the lad in the back been eating for the entire time? he's still chewing something
>>714492649Youre using the extension huh?
Why do so many big lads like ffix?
>>714492598Extract, Transform, Load? Get the fuck of here, a fucking concept.
I miss metako, he has the best final fantasy runs
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>>714492669oh is an european event? neat
Poor hirexen is in for another humiliation.
bald guy should not have a microphone
literal who guy walks in and the only time he talks is to talk about himself
>ESA's (unofficial) mascot is Plum
>GDQ has gay kazooie
Yeah I'm thinking ESA won
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>stream 2 isn't even a mod in stream 1's chat
the unloved child...
cheering for both to have fun!
>>714492750He occasionally still shows up at marathons when it's not conflicting with his job.
Running to Publix for a few, (You) me if hirexen chokes again
>>714492863there is no stream 2
>>714492857>gay kazooiehuh?
>>714492857ESAs mascot is goosebert
ESA loses
>>714492884oh thats nice, I thought he quit esa altoghether because of drama
>>714492693Big lads = big hearts = liking SOUL
>>714492801Your idol sucks
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>>714492931ESA's mascot is actually that blonde chick that nobody remembers.
>>714492842you write like black
>>714492921whatever this gay furshit is
>>714493103Oh that's the girl who cries when ESA is over
>>714492669Getting a second plate of dinner on this 4th of July just for that cheeky comment. I like how wide that character's pointy ears are
>>714493134i think it's a velociraptor with feathers
>>714493103Didnt GDQ have a similar mascot before they moved to the genderfluid bird?
>>714493105did you get your donation in for the maid incentive yet?
>>714492546No, but it got modded. Pretty sure they removed all the "offensive" texts.
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>>714493134>garnet looking at trash.jpg
>>714493134Don't remind me of this one. At least it's not as bad as the frost fatales one
We're halfway through FF9
Hirexen is about to blow his brains out
>>714493218It didn't even really get modded because it's near enough impossible for it to roll on that ever again.
>>714493218>>714492546The solution was much wackier. They literally just blacked out the screen during that bit the next time.
Another humiliation ritual for the poor poolish boi
This Endy dude is pretty good at video games
>>714493361Only if you believe the estimate.
>>714492885this is all your fault, anon
>>714493218That, and it comes with trigger warnings. It's so lame honestly, whatever happened to shirtless arm wrestling and werster racism for donos, that era of the internet was so good bros
>>714493285She seems pretty content with it.
>>714493361>Gato SexoDie and stay die furfiend.
>>714492885WHY?? LEAVE HIM ALONE
>>714493361Not even fucking close
>>714493439Which shows their absolute lack of understanding of how the game works but that's GDQ for you.
>>714493531the thumbnail looked more grim. or she's just playing nice cause she's being a diplomat
rate gremlins 2: the new choke
>>714493490>>714493545If blessing doesn't work I had to try cursing.
I wasn't watching stream 1, did hirexen choke again? He is taking the choking position
>>714493648B for Phoebe Cates
>FF9 estimate is now 24 hours
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>>714493648>PirateSoftware.gif
>>714493665As bad as that is, its still not as bad as the absolute forced cancer than is goosebert
This John Yiik shit is getting close too
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>>714493743how is this worse than the main gdq one
>>714493619They did it past two runs at the same segment. I haven't played the game so idk how it works either honestly. I guess I assumed each segment has a pool of possible sentences
>>714493762Those are at least C's
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>>714493751>anon wasnt lying>>714493361HOLD IT!
JESUS CHRIST I JUST NOTICED THE FURRY IN THE BACKGROUND
>>714493751>>714493891Probably because they hit the Ozma goal
>>714493906lmaop, are you half asleep?
>>714493957cant blame him, its been a snoozefest
>two more hirexen runs today
>>714494027Raikou is pretty gay already, desu
>>714493823It's basically got a list it pulls from, but it's literally over 9000 different multi-world ones for the nastier enemy types alone, like with the dude in a silk dress one.
>>714493439Took a while to find the webm
LMAO
>ff9 estimate was increased by 8 hours
>>714494072why are they like this?
>>714493947What's an Ozma?
>>714494145it's 8hours for catching the frogs
>>714494158its like a huge jawbreaker
>>714493751>16 more hours of ratpostingnot gonna complain
>>714494108Of course you'd say that, Sora.
>>714494158Ozma balls lmao
>>714494121Gotcha, then only a mod would make sense not the screen black out. It's sad this is even a problem in the first place, it's not even making fun of anyone.
>>714494230This. Just more fun for us.
>>714494128>no one will notice this
>>714493751We told you fucker this was going to run closer to 24 if it hit Ozma.
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>>714494193So Ozma >>> Vegito?
>>714494395can you really beat ozma with a single character?
>>714494358even if they notice it's not like they can say anything
Hirexen has two more chances to redeem himself in the next few hours
Just finished work, is this FFIX run dire?
PLEASE buy a goosebert shirt we are DROWNING IN THEM
>>714494494couch is bretty entertaining so far
>>714494494It's been quite good so far but some guy is about to put on a maid outfit unfortunately
>>714494494From an ESA perspective it's doing well, they're raking in donations
>>714494454Yes, with some very obsessive timing and a lot of luck, see towards the end of this video.
Link related : https://youtu.be/iD38QwjrvxY?feature=shared&t=32072
>>714494598>>714494602>>714494616Nice. I like maid outfits so thats a plus
>>714494564I don't care about shirts that don't have drawfag's art on them
>>714494395>>714494454What's the optimal strat with Vivi? Spamming Doomsday with shadow-absorbing gear, or the standard Flare with powered up Reflect?
>>714494664>audio is goneno...
Finally a jrpg run without a single unintelligible French person associated. I think that's the first all week
>>714494395>24h runActually based
Gonna rate it S by default just for gaming over 20h straight if he doesn't drop the ball too badly.
>>714490902 (OP)>pronounsi sleep
>>714494842French runners should unironically be banned from being mic'd up
Did they ever play Plum or was anon's $50 straight up stolen?
>>714494997Imagine the smell in that thing
>>714494494It's vivi% and was at 16:00:00 estimate at the beginning, but it's also it also had Ozma as an incentive which as been met, and is ALSO $20%, so the estimate has discreetly been updated to 24:00:00.
It has been extremely goofy so far, and it's probably going to keep getting worse. So basically it's stream 2 KINO.
>>714494997>the girl sat directly infront of it
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>BARF!
>>714494487>a week's ban for that
>>714494997Why the fuck do they always do exaggerated crap in those things?
>>714495024Especially at the height of Summer, and in a hotel where there's no way they're getting that thing washed, after a few days it's going to smell like death.
idgi why is the goosebert shirt halloween themed
>>714495175>Why the fuck do they always do exaggerated crap in those things?theyre freaks.
>>714494982it can't be helped...
At least they're not using the soundboard clip of Das every time he casts a fire spell this time.
>>714495026Wait, it's 20$%? I can donate 20 bucks and tell him to kneel and let the furry ride him like a horsey for 30 seconds?
>>714495175>Why the fuck do they always do exaggerated crap in those things?The same reason stage actors do: you can't see their faces.
The blonde girl is his wife? Good for him
>>714494997Man imagine it was a girl in that thing and not a dude.
>>714495297what was the clip of?
>>714495309I think ESA staff is going over donations to ensure that they aren't having too much fun so probably not
>>714495309You can try. There hasn't been a request in quite a while now (maybe because it's not listed that they take requests), but I think it's still open?
i just donated $20 for the furry to leave the room
Karnov guy with Karl Jobst?
>>714495349Her loudly going "Fire!" in a sorta silly voice, it was funny the first few times but they spammed the shit out of it, and kept doing it for FF at the next ESA.
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I remember in 90's when traveling to other country to visit uncle and they had NES with River City Ransom and I didn't get to play it but I saw it played one day by older relatives and it just left such strong impression in me whole life despite never having played it, to this day.
Game so ahead of contemporaries by presentation and mechanics.
I don't like the rapid-fire attack abilities in RCR. There should have some other power-ups to build up to it, but you go from 1 to 10 as soon as you buy it.
Are the mics fucked up on S2 or something
>>714495540>I'm going bankrupt you absolute legends
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metric minutes or what?
>>714495635They took them off to discuss something you're not supposed to hear
>>714495635Only one person is wearing a mic.
>>714495635the mic is hailing hitler right now
Man, I played River City Ransom all the time as a kid.
>>714492931Are they still trying to make Goosebert a thing?
>>714495635The mic is physically not on atm. SEKRIT BUSINESS
>>714495664Hirexen just giving his energy
Why is it always a 12+ hour Final Fantasy run and not Dragon Quest?
>>714495664Imperial minutes actually.
>>714495732Yes, on the shirts, in the shitty skit clips, Edenal won't let that shit go.
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>That voice
>that shoulder rub
HHHNNGGGGGG
>>714495787Because nobody cares about dragon quest
>>714495787Europeans never cared for DQ compared to FF
did she just call him honey?
>>714495807Tech is full of butch lesbians.
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Tim is still alive. So good to see
>hear womans voice
>look at screen
>its an ultra ogre
EW
>>714493801>>71449456414 hours ago I made a post where I checked how many Gooseberts shirt they have left. They have 255 now.. they've sold 5 in 14 hours. Meanwhile the pullover and the John Speedrun shirt are almost sold out, they only have like 20 John speedrun shirts left.
When the event started they were all at 500
I love TINY TIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>714495873F
More like choke city ransom.
>>714493743I could jam it in her and feel no shame desu.
>>714495864I guess I'd see it more at RTA in Japan
>>714495873Crow_
Respect for running a tricky game, sad he doesn't know how to play off the rails
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>>714495873I'm doin' him a C
>>714495864And I never will with those shitty "translations" and shitty accents.
oh fuck, they let skenmy in
Tim on screen. All smiles. Day improved.
Capture one of the women lads
>listening to stream 2 in the background
>sounds like they're just watching SGDQ
this ff9 run is simply wonderful
>>714496090How can one man be so based
>>714496090Poor dude got con flu the day he arrived, at least he seems to be doing mostly better now.
>>714495787We already had DQ earlier. But it's also not very popular outside JP
>Went to the bathroom for a quick break during the Inspector Gadget run
>Come back
>Missed several games
Failed my speedrun
Why do they have a John Cena parody alzheimer's shirt? If anything they'd want a Randy Orton shirt
I HEAR VOICES IN MY HEAD
THEY CONFUSE ME
THEY UNDERSTAND
I'VE LOST MY KEYS
>>714496090I have that shirt, I miss Mako
>>714495787Nobody is man enough to do the Dragon Quest series relay like that Jap
>>714496175Being a genuinely positive person in a sea of people who you can't quite trust aren't doing an on-screen personality to look good.
Also he runs Dizzy and stuff so he's doubly awesome.
>>714495787Europe's first Dragon Quest was VIII but Final Fantasy and Pokémon had its grip on the Jarpig audience at that point.
QRD on the last 24 hours?
Imagine if Tali rode him cowgirl, she might break him in two
>>714496380It went by a second at a time, like linear time usually behaves.
PLEASE BUY EDENAL'S GOOSEBERT SHIRT!! PLEEEAASSSEEE
IT'S AN EPICLY FUNNY MEME!!
Tiny tim's voice sounding a bit weak..
>>714496448since when was time linear?
bros why isn't he playing as vivi
>>714496539The Tuesday before last.
im heading down to Lidl you gays need something?
>>714496597ein döner mit schaaf
>>714496389Imagine their regular-sized offspring
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>>714496563Can't always Vivi.
>>714496389>but... tinytim refused to break
>>714496090Why isn't he wearing Edenal's epic and funny Goosebert shirt?
>>714496671why is this rat so sexual?
>>714496215THEY TELL ME THINGS THAT I SHOULD DO
THEY TRIED TO MAKE ME FLUSH MY SHOES
THEY TALK TO ME
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>>714496597Grab me some of this shit and a pot noodle.
>>714496686tiny tim refused the sacrifice and doomed nosgoth
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>>714496597If you got them party sweets tub, one of them. I also got these recently, quite nice.
>>714496597some of those fake monster energy drinks please
>>714496215I'VE SEEN INSIDE MY HEAD A VISION
NEVER THE OUTCOME YOU'VE BEEN WISHIN FOR
>>714496597Dark chocolate with whole almonds pls
That stuff is like crack for me
>>714496597Boxed water and spicy cubes
>>714496597Ham n cheese croissant from the bakery onegai
>>714496710lmao look at this guy
he wants to fck a rat
look at him and laugh
>>714496808I bet Tim does would play Blood Omen.
>>714496597Jammie dodgers
>>714496869Anon why is your username Ratfucker69?
>>714496597Multiseed loaf, you massive honk
I thought it was rebeldragon for a sec
Is that RebelDragon mini?
RebelDragon's smaller cousin ProtestWrym
>>714497026>>714497059>>714497064The vast lad expands to our minds
>setup takes longer than the run
Every game grinning beard Swede plays looks kino as fuck
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Another 8 hours for FF IX.
is this very quiet or just me?
>>714497016I miss Sindoll's art..
how many fucking runs does this dude have
Rapidly buttslamming baddies as a seagull in space seems fun, lads
>>714497147Very quiet. I'm at 75% and it's barely audible.
>>714497175It's still the same run. It's just very long.
So is stream 1 gonna be pixelshit all day or what?
>>714497175No wonder he's not mind blowing at them, the fact he's running so much stuff is the mindblower
Spacegulls almost seems like a modern Cybernoid.
>>714497175MrMizzow has never ran in his life
>>714497206>seagulls get to fuck with tourists>shit anywhere, anytime>hang out with the boys in mcdonalds parking lots>go to space to rampagekinda jealous..
>>714497260Vib Ribbon will save the day two hours from now
>>714497260French racist with GT later today.
>>714497361My true spirit animal is a seagull...
Why does the runner look like he's perpetually going to cry?
>>714497293Anon...
https://oengus.io/user/Mizzow
>>714497403It's so horrible that ESA would just accept a run from a frenchman
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751645559493465.webm
>>714497489What a mad lad ending up with what he wanted anyway
>>714497489anon made a fat joke, you silly dumbass
>>714497149Did he die or something? I think he peaked like 10 years ago with his early coloring.
>>714497530funny but I'm still gonna have to kill you for breaking containment
nothing personnel, simply business
>>714497670I'm not sure, he just seemed to stop drawing in general but I still see some recentish uploads from last year. Or maybe he went full paywall and people don't upload his art anymore elsewhere.
>>714497752B+ that was actually cool
>>714497518Yes, but also their yesterday Carbon run was very good.
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>Already starting to feel burned out on runs
Uh oh bros..
>>714497752B, short and sweet and charming despite the low runner audio
>>714497806Looks like me in 3 or 4 years
>>714497752B
Think I'm going to download it, seems fun.
>>714497816You're not allowed to leave. This is only week one.
>>714497752B
Homebrew games for the old hardware are cool
And it's the last run of the Yumpman, so I'm also good with that.
>>714497806prince of saiyans type hairline
>>714497469He has a pure soul
>>714497806more hair than me
WHY WONT THEY FUCKING PLAY FRAME PERFECT
TaintedTali is always going to be cool just got getting rid of Ladeur.
>>714497816If only there was some other sort of videogame-related activity I could do instead of watching speedruns...
>>714497983end credits, edenal is edging you
>The line shooting up
WE'RE BACK
And its almost over..
>>714498104why old scientist types forgo grooming
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This guy looks like he wants to put my soul in a robot or some kind of box
Gentlemen I give you the man who did the schedule as confirmed by MrMizzow
>>714498152You don't want a completely shaved old scientist, the beard is part of the uniform.
>>714497983that's why we're here
Ok I know I am not going crazy but does anyone remember during a past ESA during their final speec they announced that they have made a brand new ESA theme that will be their official theme going forward, played it, and then it never appeared again on any ESA?
>>714498227That's his brother, lol.
>>714498264They use eat sleep game for the credits only for some reason
>Not raising money to help cure Tiny Tim's heart disease
>>714497579>$20% gets declined>but they're doing it anywayHuh? I don't understand.
>>714498178Come on Anon stop being so childish and judging people like that based on their looks. Its a crystal actually.
>>714498369Stealth $20% run
>>714498227he is such unfun prick, sucks all the fun out from his vicinity
>>714498369Become ungovernable.
>>714498369They need more donations.
>>714498369They probably don't want to be seen running $20% as a specific category, especially since Planks is in charge of stream 2 now.
>>714498227Wtf was bro yapping about
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCKING DIE TINY TIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>714498408COOL ok I'm in
>>714498337Thats the one! That'll be why then, I'm way asleep
This ESA has felt empty. Not as bad as the GDQ feeling of emptiness but on its way there, you know the sort of empty I mean, just like they are going through the motions because they are expected to.
BSG, UKSG, and ASM are going to need to shoulder the burden.
>>714498369Probably don't wanna ruffle feathers as that's Metako's thing.
Actual irl ogre on stream 2
>>714498570MODS MODS MODS
>>714498570*casts Phoenix Dawn on TinyTim*
>>714498570You wouldnt say that to my face, i can tell you that much
>>714498264>>714498337Was looking forward and found one credits movie where they're all talking and shit and wtf is going on here
>>714498570LEAVE HIM ALONE
>>714498570ANON NOOOO YOU FORGOT TO SAY "IN MINECRAFT" YOU'RE MAKING AN ILLEGAL DEATH THREAT NOW
>>714498104>DID YOU PUT THE BETA AMYLOID PLAQUES INTO MY FUCKING BRAIN?>He asked calmly
>>714498640>just like they are going through the motions because they are expected to.Felt to me like they're trying to be very safe, probably because they need to catch the eye of more corporate sponsors again.
>BSG, UKSG, and ASM are going to need to shoulder the burden.They're better off doing their own thing than they are with trying to be ESA 2.0 or some shit.
>hirexen again
Humiliation ritual
>>714498763Heterosexual life partners.
Why didn't they put a girl in the maid outfit..
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Is this the unc game block?
Oh no it's talking over each other karnov guy
>actual game development lore
this guy really likes his games
>>714498872Could you imagine Chlods..
>>714498872It's his fetish to crossdress live on stream.
Why is there GDQ in my Stream 2 ESA?
Please tell me the maid outfit is ironic
>Hirexen
Isn't this the guy that went egregiously overestimate in like 3 separate runs?
>24 hour estimate on the FFIX run
What the fuck
>>714499005Seeing how he has his nails painted pink, I don't think so.
>>714498941Id rather the other girl, kixy or whatever her name is
fuck you
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Why is the guy in the maid outfit trying to look sweet instead of rowdy? Sakuya is not proud
>>714498941That is Chlods outfit
>>714499062No, no, that was Firexen. Completely different.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>714499082Chocobo hot and cold :c)
>hirexen choking again
It seriously has to be a fucking bit at this point
>>714499082How are you fuckers still surprised by this? We've been saying for ages it would go up to about that.
>>714498640BSG shoulders the week-long event space and will probaly end up being the "replacement" ESA.
UKSG represents the Sonic community and some of the crazy segments, and keeps growing event after event.
NSG keeps the weird jank of stream 2 alive and has the tiny community meetup feel.
ASM is its own animal and is fucking awesome. Australia was due a fun crazy event.
why are we running away from these ladies
Being a man is so fun. You get to play dress up, like as a tiger or a maid :)
they should've put this guy in maid outfit
>>714479521
>>714499138>girl in the middle when she sees my dick
Is Barcelona really like this?
>>714498640Stream2 hasn't felt like that at all for me, it's the main reason I watch anyway. The event is also very fun to attend, lots to do and see. But yeah stream1 was lacking a bit for sure. I'm glad uksg is becoming decent
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>>714495585
>>714499163Also the solo Vivi Ozma fight takes ages and can go very wrong at any point.
What happened to that unintelligible french guy from the streets of rage run? Need him on the mic again
>>714498640Cause they are going through the motions. This is very much a "proof of concept" ESA where they're just proving to everyone that they can run a speedrun event without it falling apart or having a big drama. Once that's done then they go from there, if ESA can even live etc.
>>714498640Man, I have been hearing this for 10 years and will have to hear it for another 10
>>714499138she felt something
>>714498941She looks cute...I know she's a bit homely but damn
>>714498814I feel like ASM is definitely its own thing and has carved its space as "The Aussie one", I think the euro ones are in more danger, but the whole connecting alliance thing of the three events could be their uniqueness.
Aeshmah would made a better maid. Who would you pick if you couldn't pick girls /v/?
What's your favorite <15 minute speedruns?
What is this NES shuffle shit?
>>714499583B short and sweet (just like Tiny Tim)
>>714499138How is this functionally different from many actual trannies that appear at some of these events?
>>714499583A, that was a fast run
Is Tim 4ft? I know his username is TinyTim but still.
BONUS TINY TIM RUN
LETS GOOOO
guy
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>>714499583I'm doin' him a B
>>714499206>BSG shoulders the week-long event space and will probaly end up being the "replacement" ESA.Even then BSG has it's own vibe, it's a lot more relaxed and not prone to the desperate gimmicks that ESA keeps doing because Edenal thinks he's a genius.
>>714499429>I think the euro ones are in more dangerNah they're pretty safe, even before ESA being mismanaged became public knowledge, they were all doing well in their own right, even Josh and Ben's marathon is doing well.
Tiny Tim run. It is our lucky day lads
>>714499527There was one by a Japanese dude a while back where he was dressed in all yellow and finished a game WAY under estimate. I can't remember if that was GDQ or ESA though. I think the game was PAON.
How was Galaxy 2? I had to go to bed.
>>714499583B
hirexen didn't choke
They tried to set him up for a failure by not stopping a timer
But he powered through
>>714499675what's he playan
TIMS GOT A GUN
TINYTIMS GOT A GUN
SO RUN AWAY
RUN AWAY FROM THE PAIN
shootme
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>a girl with glasses will never kiss your bald head
>>714499771Some game. Something about Power Rangers, I think?
>>714499704I believe last UKSG was their highest viewed and highest donation one, and like by a long shot, double donations or something.
>>714499771My bets are either Dizzy or Manic Miner.
>>714499726I saved this june 26th 2022
>Skenmy saw a woman alone
>Saw it as an opportunity
>>714499847Yeah, I think that was their first four day one too, or at least longer than a weekend anyway.
Sucks that Paul had to drop out for a couple years for military service but hopefully he'll be back eventually.
>>714499903That's the guy. Legend.
why is there a guy wearing a maid outfit in stream 2
What does Skenmy even run? Does he just come to these events to attention whore?
>>714499903>>714499726it was SGDQ 2022. Same event where the Sunshine choke happened
cute
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>>714499938Is this the most romantic ESA yet?
>>714499861>>714499994I'd give her my cartloads of ore, if you know what I mean.
>Check stream 2
>Estimate: 24 hours
When the fuck did that happen?
>>714499650its j-just a joke haha ha
>>714500008He's a paid actor
>>714499957>Paullister comes back>Couches for a CoD run>PTSD triggered
>>714500073They're having to much fun to call it at 16
>>714499994I'm loading up on zinc for her
>>714500063Nah, the Mario Galaxy race between Eidgod and Jhay had bedroom eyes all the way through, and them bouncing beneath Plum the next day.
>>714500073they met an incentive
but the truly funny part is that they're going to go over estimate because the current run is already about 2 hours behind
https://www.twitch.tv/finnruns
Fugg!
>>714500127Wait a minute you can't do that to her!
>>714500140I watched this once and I physically can't bring myself to watch it again.
>with the autist he wrangles
KINO
TIM RUN
BILLIONS MUST WATCH
Oh my lord, it's happening again.
For anyone that doesn't think TinyTim is a saint, observe.
Holy fuck its the Montenegrin Autist!
>Yolkfolk Rangers
I fucking called it, that eggy bastard is back.
Got here at the right time!
Tim brought his pet ogre along
I already saw Tim play this once, shan't be watching again
>>714499965>>714499863>>714499843Somehow all of you three were right.
>>714500367BASED BASED BASDED
TwoSpaces lost some weight i remember he used to be a lot fater.
what is the donation goal for stream 2 to get this thing off the couch and replace it with literally anything else
I'm so sleepy.. but I will tough it out for tiny tim..
>>714500334Last I looked he had the WR for a bunch of Dizzy games.
>>714500367They had j2me runs?!
motherfuckers be sayin they don't have autism then make a dizzy power rangers crossover game
You can tell that fucker Star did the schedule because the schedule is shit and there's a fuck tonne of FF
>>714500491Used to, yeah, wasn't this year.
>>714500367Is catbox down?
Errrm ackshually the original series was called Eggo-san no Sentai, Yolkfolk Rangers just replaced the Dizi-kun scenes with Dizzy.
>>714500571I agree, less Final Fantasy and more Spyro
>>714500571Him and Laura, which is why it's fucking full of Spyro too.
This guy having a stroke?
>>714500590Yes, has been since this morning.
>>714500612The History of Yolkfolk Rangers has NO SET SCHEDULE
Poor TwoSpaces...
But Tim is just an angel.
>Is an ogre
>Gets adopted by Tim
>Spends a year with him
>Is skinnier
>Seems happier
>Looks more groomed and neat
>>714500571Nice try Laura
Oh, now I recognize this guy
If I remember correctly he has joker laugh
>>714500690He's nervous since he's in the presence of TinyTim. You would be as well
I want to be the person that destroys TinyTim's smile.
>>714500612In answer to ongoing thread inquiries I must once again reiterate that my Eggo-san no Sentai retrospective HAS NO SET SCHEDULE. Some of you respect this, some of you do not, but perhaps I should remind all of you just what goes into the making of these videos.
>buy my t-shirt right now
>>714500690Eastern European, doesn't do a lot of English but he's a pretty cool dude.
TwoSpaces has been such a major backbone for the J2ME/feature phone games. Honestly love them for that
>>714499583A. Hirexen can pat himself on the back for that one
kek I love Tim trying to get him to commentate like a proper teacher while TwoSpaces just wants to watch his hero play
>>714500747>>714500773Oh fuck it's Tim's pet autist. I forgot about him.
>>714500797He's run stuff with Tim a load of time before.
>>714500819>Eastern EuropeanIt's much more serious. He's from the Balkans.
>Twospaces can now speak better English and is more understandable
Wholesome
>>714500880tim is such a lad, can't believe how hard he makes me put my guard down
Bros... year after year I'm having less and less interest in watching these events.
>>714500917I know, I just wanted to make a shitty joke :(
TinyTim has the uncanny ability to make literally anybody near him comfortable.
>>714500801You can't. Kingdom Hearts is Light
>>714500010>does Skenmy even run?By the looks of him, not often.
>>714500880First he made him into a runner by making him run Dizzy and now he's teaching him how to commentate. Throwing him into the lions pit by having him do it on stream 1, but during downtime when its not so bad and there's not as many people.
>>714500010He doesn't, pretty sure he said at one UKSG he doesn't get speedrunning.
Two Spaces genuinely does sound more understandable now
>>714500953just have it on in the background when you're not doing anything else. I've never been able to give these events my full attention outside of certain runs
>>714500953Best thing to do is take a break and come back in a year
Worst thing is to stay if you're unhappy and become a malicious thread wraith
>>714501113Then how did he become a part of ESA and such? Friend of a friend or something?
>>714500953I only actively tune into RTA because I know I won't have to mig several times every day. I nudge myself into ESA but enjoy it once I get into it. I can't watch GDQ anymore.
>>714501045He's actually got better times than Tim in a lot of things now.
https://www.speedrun.com/yolkfolk?h=ZXCPC-No_cheat-in-bounds&x=9kvj5pok-dlomdvd8.jqz0o081-ql6wkpwn.qvv6wp5q
TwoSpaces and TinyTim are a speedrunning Kino dream
i checked the site for the upcoming gdq schedule but i dont see anything for their stream 2 can anyone give me the link?
>>714501196Management shuffle kind of shit, yeah, like with a lot of those type of announcers, rapidly worked his way into staff.
>>714501284anon... Stream 2...
birds
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>>714501284funny anon right here
>>714501197GDQ is like going to the zoo, except it's free and you do it from home. Sometimes you get to see fascinating la creaturas with they/them or she/her pronouns.
TinyTIm wants him to thrive
Just woke up, what did I miss?
>>714501221The student has become the master
>>714501463You missed 5 days of speedruns, ESA ends tomorrow already!
>>714501463You missed half of wholesome Tim, but good news is the run is only half over
Its wholesome how much more confident and chatty and understandable twospaces is too. He looks skinnier too. Tim has helped this man thrive.
>>714500747I actually didn't even clock that was him
>>714501628Pizza is gonna go cold...
>>714500747Damn he has undergone transformation, I didn't realize until your post
>>714501284I know you're not serious, just felt the need to remind you that they're gonna play skits, stall and beg for donations, prize segments with amalgamations beyond comprehension and interrupt runs with constant donation reading and their hottest forced memes. There will be no escape for you
Last time I saw Twospaces he couldn't even form a sentence, now he's chatting away.
If you had to speedrun a game at an event, what would you run?
>>714501674Cold Pizza isn't bad, as long as it isn't hours cold pizza.
What if you donate 20 dollars and tell him to eat only a single jalopeno slice
>>714501809Operation Flashpoint (2001)
Reminding everyone just how socially awkward this guy used to be: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYFBR-SprQk first 10 seconds or so
>>714501634Why are we at 24h now?
>>714501807He seems a lot more comfortable, especially when Tim gets him talking about stuff he's into.
Dude does his own youtube stuff as well.
>>714501807I love how Tim is guiding him into public speaking, just hook him in with a topic he's comfortable about then he just goes off.
Night and day from his first appearance.
this music is making me dizzy
>>714501809Super Metroid. It's the only one I've actually tried to speedrun. Granted, my fastest run is 5 hours, but still.
>>714501809Back in the day I could beat SH3 in like an hour
>>714501895Ozma incentive was met
>>714501889such power of influence in a tiny vessel
>>714501809Dark Souls 2 (launch version)
>>714501889Tim worked his magic.
>>714501809I got pretty fast at AC6, or I'd play safe and go for RE4 OG
>>714501889Brings a smile to my face
>>714501809Hitman Blood Money.
Estimate of say....3 to 4 hours
>>714501951it was a close up on the tits
t. cameraman
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