Thread 714490902

Stream 1:
Now: Ghoul School
Next: Gremlins 2: The New Batch
Later: River City Ransom

Stream 2:
Now: Final Fantasy IX
Next: Fuckin' nothing

Stream 1: https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon
Stream 2: https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon2
Schedule: https://esamarathon.com/schedule

Previous: >>714478883

IM A HEADBANGA

I MIG
I DIE
I MIG AGAIN

KILL ALL MIGGERS

>>714490902 (OP)
WE WERE FUCKING DEAD
WE WERE DEAD AND YOU'RE FUCKING LAUGHING
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? DO YOUR FUCKING JOB NEXT TIME

VIDI
MIGI
VINCI

Bake was overestimate, rating F.

I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE GONE FOREVER

yump

>plum got the 700th post
did she redeem herself or what

>Thread dead
>no mig
The second most tense moment of ESA ever

You miggers let this happen.

OP here, how the fuck was i able to finish jerking off, clean myself off, put on pants, and create a thread before any of you faggots could do it
>>714491027
fuck you, this is the first thread i've baked this marathon

>>714491148
>OP here, how the fuck was i able to finish jerking off, clean myself off, put on pants, and create a thread before any of you faggots could do it
Premature ejaculation does wonders for low% thread baking.

>>714491131
You can't rewrite history. You lost

>>714491148
jerking off takes longer when you get to my age

They're gonna run it back. Green sweater has got this one

oh fuck I totally missed this, how is it this year and have they played here cums plum yet?

>>714491131
>ESA removed the plum twitch emote
it's beyond over

>>714491436
oof, really?

>>714491436
The plum creator threatened legal action

>>714491436
i don't care about twitch chat

>>714491436
Plum never existed

>>714490902 (OP)
I'm in

>>714491436
It's over..

ah fuck, the gay furries arrived

WHERES THE FUCKING CHART

>>714491436
The rightsholders of Chenso Club (Plum game, including rights to Plum the character) distanced themselves from ESA after the drama and told them to no longer use anything related materials. So no more Plum, ever. May she live in ESA threads for now.

>>714491436
It's on stream 1's channel, not on 2.

"Speedruns ain’t all sunshine and rainbows. They can be very mean and nasty, and I don’t care how tough you are, they will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let 'em. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as NES games. But it ain’t about how fast you can go. It’s about how over-estimate you can go and keep moving forward; how many deaths you can take and keep moving forward. That’s how winning is done! Now if you know your PB, then go out and beat your PB, but you gotta be willing to take the hits, and not pointing fingers saying you ain’t as fast as you wanna be because of him, or her, or the floaty jumps or anybody. Cowards do that and that ain’t you! You’re better than that!" - Hirexen

plum has been witchnapped by her evil creator
are you a bad enough dude to rescue plum?

>>714491679
They can't stop them playing a youtube video

>>714491679
What a faggot lol. More and more I've come to conclusion the Chenso Club devs were delusional wackos.

GOON
school

THIS HAPPENED TWICE AGAIN TODAY.

>>714491679
>after the drama
huh, I'm a bit behind on this

rate ghoul school

>>714491679
>they beleive you
Stop going on the internet and just lying

>a furry shows up on stream two and some tranny forces in an incentive to dress up as a maid
the fuck is happening

>>714491974
C

>>714491974
Who?

>>714491974
A

>>714491974
D
The fuck even was that.

>>714491679
Those retards do know nobody would even give a remote fuck about them at all if it was not for ESA, right? Hell nobody cares about that shit game to begin with, only Plum. They should just make plum plusihes and have them sold at ESA and take a share of the profits.

>>714492008
esa forced sissification

>>714491974
C

You retards keep letting the threads die without linking the next one because of your retarded 'hold until page 10' rule.

>>714492118
Dunno how true it is but last ESA someone said plum was based on the daughter of the artist

>>714492224
First time I hear that, sounds absolute bullshit. No one has blue hair and or dresses like that, or has name like that. Pure fiction.

miggy

I still see the plum emote on stream 1, what are you guys talking about?

Hirexen up next!

Retard girl and pink cranium man could make the perfect couple

>>714492189
You wouldn't understand our conviction.

>>714492224
He wants to do what with his daughter?

>>714492269
Anon do you know what "based on" means

First time hearing of ESA, is it like a GDQ event?

>>714492423
No, the runs are better and vibes comfier

>>714492369
please no. can I donate negative money?

>>714492421
If you base on someone there should be some traits that are humanly possible, other than being humanoid itself.

>>714492362
Laziness and stupidity are the opposite of conviction.

is she stuttering or is that tourettes?

>>714492224
Complete fabrication, but I expect doubling-down now

>>714492474
are you ESL?

>>714492501
european

>>714492468
Let me guess, the game got banned from GDQ.

>>714492468
You can donate money to negate the attempt yes

>>714492525
ETL

>>714491974
I'm doin' him a D

>>714492464
So it is like GDQ then, probably in a smaller scope if I have to guess

>>714491978
This, esaPlum is still fucking there, anon is making shit up and idiots like >>714492118 are buying it.

>>714492621
We're thinner in Europe still yeah

has the lad in the back been eating for the entire time? he's still chewing something

>>714492649
Youre using the extension huh?

Why do so many big lads like ffix?

>>714492598
Extract, Transform, Load? Get the fuck of here, a fucking concept.

I miss metako, he has the best final fantasy runs

rad

>>714492669
oh is an european event? neat

Good luck hirexen!

Poor hirexen is in for another humiliation.

bald guy should not have a microphone
literal who guy walks in and the only time he talks is to talk about himself

>ESA's (unofficial) mascot is Plum
>GDQ has gay kazooie

Yeah I'm thinking ESA won

>stream 2 isn't even a mod in stream 1's chat
the unloved child...

cheering for both to have fun!

>>714492750
He occasionally still shows up at marathons when it's not conflicting with his job.

Cursing hirexen's run!

Running to Publix for a few, (You) me if hirexen chokes again

>>714492863
there is no stream 2

>>714492857
>gay kazooie
huh?

>>714492885
NYOOO

>>714492857
ESAs mascot is goosebert
ESA loses

>>714492884
oh thats nice, I thought he quit esa altoghether because of drama

chart doko

>>714492693
Big lads = big hearts = liking SOUL

>>714492801
Your idol sucks

>>714492931
ESA's mascot is actually that blonde chick that nobody remembers.

>>714492842
you write like black

>>714492921

whatever this gay furshit is

>>714493103
Oh that's the girl who cries when ESA is over

>>714492669
Getting a second plate of dinner on this 4th of July just for that cheeky comment. I like how wide that character's pointy ears are

>>714493134
i think it's a velociraptor with feathers

>>714493103
Didnt GDQ have a similar mascot before they moved to the genderfluid bird?

>>714493105
did you get your donation in for the maid incentive yet?

>>714492546
No, but it got modded. Pretty sure they removed all the "offensive" texts.

>>714493134
>garnet looking at trash.jpg

>>714493134
Don't remind me of this one. At least it's not as bad as the frost fatales one

We're halfway through FF9

CHOKEXEN

Hirexen is about to blow his brains out

>>714493218
It didn't even really get modded because it's near enough impossible for it to roll on that ever again.

Hirexen...

>>714493218
>>714492546
The solution was much wackier. They literally just blacked out the screen during that bit the next time.

Another humiliation ritual for the poor poolish boi

This Endy dude is pretty good at video games

>>714493361
Only if you believe the estimate.

gremlins sexo

>>714492885
this is all your fault, anon

>>714493218
That, and it comes with trigger warnings. It's so lame honestly, whatever happened to shirtless arm wrestling and werster racism for donos, that era of the internet was so good bros

>>714493285
She seems pretty content with it.
>>714493361
>Gato Sexo
Die and stay die furfiend.

>>714492885
WHY?? LEAVE HIM ALONE

>>714493361
Not even fucking close

>>714493439
Which shows their absolute lack of understanding of how the game works but that's GDQ for you.

>>714493531
the thumbnail looked more grim. or she's just playing nice cause she's being a diplomat

rate gremlins 2: the new choke

>>714493490
>>714493545
If blessing doesn't work I had to try cursing.

Rate race

>>714493635
>>714493648
B

>>714493635
>>714493648
B for B

>>714493648
B

>>714493635
>>714493648
C

I wasn't watching stream 1, did hirexen choke again? He is taking the choking position

>>714493331
Jesus wept

>>714493648
B for Phoebe Cates

>>714493635
>>714493648
rat rats B

>>714493648
>PirateSoftware.gif

>>714493665
As bad as that is, its still not as bad as the absolute forced cancer than is goosebert

This John Yiik shit is getting close too

>>714493635
>>714493648
I'm doin' him a B

>>714493743
how is this worse than the main gdq one

>>714493619
They did it past two runs at the same segment. I haven't played the game so idk how it works either honestly. I guess I assumed each segment has a pool of possible sentences

>>714493762
Those are at least C's

>>714493751
>anon wasnt lying
>>714493361
HOLD IT!

JESUS CHRIST I JUST NOTICED THE FURRY IN THE BACKGROUND

>>714493751
>>714493891
Probably because they hit the Ozma goal

>>714493906
lmaop, are you half asleep?

>>714493957
cant blame him, its been a snoozefest

>>714493743
>Gay Raikou

>>714494027
Raikou is pretty gay already, desu

>>714493823
It's basically got a list it pulls from, but it's literally over 9000 different multi-world ones for the nastier enemy types alone, like with the dude in a silk dress one.

>>714493439
Took a while to find the webm
LMAO

>>714494072
why are they like this?

>>714493947
What's an Ozma?

>>714494145
it's 8hours for catching the frogs

>>714494158
its like a huge jawbreaker

>>714494145
hmmm ogey

>>714493751
>16 more hours of ratposting
not gonna complain

>>714494108
Of course you'd say that, Sora.

>>714494158
Ozma balls lmao

>>714494121
Gotcha, then only a mod would make sense not the screen black out. It's sad this is even a problem in the first place, it's not even making fun of anyone.

>>714494230
This. Just more fun for us.

>>714494128
>no one will notice this

>>714493751
We told you fucker this was going to run closer to 24 if it hit Ozma.

>>714494193
So Ozma >>> Vegito?

[unintelligible]

>>714494395
can you really beat ozma with a single character?

>>714494358
even if they notice it's not like they can say anything

Hirexen has two more chances to redeem himself in the next few hours

Just finished work, is this FFIX run dire?

Ratobun sexo

PLEASE buy a goosebert shirt we are DROWNING IN THEM

>>714494494
couch is bretty entertaining so far

>>714494494
It's been quite good so far but some guy is about to put on a maid outfit unfortunately

>>714494531
Meant for >>714494348

>>714494494
From an ESA perspective it's doing well, they're raking in donations

>>714494454
Yes, with some very obsessive timing and a lot of luck, see towards the end of this video.
Link related : https://youtu.be/iD38QwjrvxY?feature=shared&t=32072

>>714494598
>>714494602
>>714494616
Nice. I like maid outfits so thats a plus

>>714494564
I don't care about shirts that don't have drawfag's art on them

>>714494395
>>714494454
What's the optimal strat with Vivi? Spamming Doomsday with shadow-absorbing gear, or the standard Flare with powered up Reflect?

HE's fuckilng HUGEE

>>714494664
>audio is gone
no...

Finally a jrpg run without a single unintelligible French person associated. I think that's the first all week

>>714494395
>24h run
Actually based
Gonna rate it S by default just for gaming over 20h straight if he doesn't drop the ball too badly.

>>714490902 (OP)
>pronouns
i sleep

>>714494842
French runners should unironically be banned from being mic'd up

Did they ever play Plum or was anon's $50 straight up stolen?

take a seat, anon

>>714494997
Imagine the smell in that thing

>>714494494
It's vivi% and was at 16:00:00 estimate at the beginning, but it's also it also had Ozma as an incentive which as been met, and is ALSO $20%, so the estimate has discreetly been updated to 24:00:00.

It has been extremely goofy so far, and it's probably going to keep getting worse. So basically it's stream 2 KINO.

>>714494997
>the girl sat directly infront of it

>>714494487
>a week's ban for that

>>714494997
Why the fuck do they always do exaggerated crap in those things?
>>714495024
Especially at the height of Summer, and in a hotel where there's no way they're getting that thing washed, after a few days it's going to smell like death.

idgi why is the goosebert shirt halloween themed

Mizzow's wife a cute

>>714495175
>Why the fuck do they always do exaggerated crap in those things?
theyre freaks.

>>714494982
it can't be helped...

chart... kudasai...

At least they're not using the soundboard clip of Das every time he casts a fire spell this time.

>>714495026
Wait, it's 20$%? I can donate 20 bucks and tell him to kneel and let the furry ride him like a horsey for 30 seconds?

>>714495175
>Why the fuck do they always do exaggerated crap in those things?
The same reason stage actors do: you can't see their faces.

The blonde girl is his wife? Good for him

>>714494997
Man imagine it was a girl in that thing and not a dude.

>>714495297
what was the clip of?

>>714495309
I think ESA staff is going over donations to ensure that they aren't having too much fun so probably not

>>714491436
>>714491679
grim

YUMP

>>714495309
You can try. There hasn't been a request in quite a while now (maybe because it's not listed that they take requests), but I think it's still open?

i just donated $20 for the furry to leave the room

This is on novice btw

Karnov guy with Karl Jobst?

>>714495349
Her loudly going "Fire!" in a sorta silly voice, it was funny the first few times but they spammed the shit out of it, and kept doing it for FF at the next ESA.

I remember in 90's when traveling to other country to visit uncle and they had NES with River City Ransom and I didn't get to play it but I saw it played one day by older relatives and it just left such strong impression in me whole life despite never having played it, to this day.
Game so ahead of contemporaries by presentation and mechanics.

I don't like the rapid-fire attack abilities in RCR. There should have some other power-ups to build up to it, but you go from 1 to 10 as soon as you buy it.

Are the mics fucked up on S2 or something

>>714495540
>I'm going bankrupt you absolute legends

metric minutes or what?

>>714495635
They took them off to discuss something you're not supposed to hear

>>714495635
Only one person is wearing a mic.

>>714495635
the mic is hailing hitler right now

Man, I played River City Ransom all the time as a kid.

>>714492931
Are they still trying to make Goosebert a thing?

>>714495635
The mic is physically not on atm. SEKRIT BUSINESS

>>714495664
Hirexen just giving his energy

Why is it always a 12+ hour Final Fantasy run and not Dragon Quest?

>>714495664
Imperial minutes actually.

>>714495732
Yes, on the shirts, in the shitty skit clips, Edenal won't let that shit go.

>that shoulder rub
HHHNNGGGGGG

TIM

>>714495787
Because nobody cares about dragon quest

>>714495787
Europeans never cared for DQ compared to FF

did she just call him honey?

RATE RIVER CITY RANSOM

>>714495807
Tech is full of butch lesbians.

Tim is still alive. So good to see

>hear womans voice
>look at screen
>its an ultra ogre
EW

>>714493801
>>714494564
14 hours ago I made a post where I checked how many Gooseberts shirt they have left. They have 255 now.. they've sold 5 in 14 hours. Meanwhile the pullover and the John Speedrun shirt are almost sold out, they only have like 20 John speedrun shirts left.

When the event started they were all at 500

I love TINY TIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>714495873
C

>>714495873
F
More like choke city ransom.

>>714495873
B

>>714493743

I could jam it in her and feel no shame desu.

>>714495864
I guess I'd see it more at RTA in Japan

>>714495873
B

>>714495873
Crow_

Respect for running a tricky game, sad he doesn't know how to play off the rails

>>714495873
I'm doin' him a C

>>714495864
And I never will with those shitty "translations" and shitty accents.

oh fuck, they let skenmy in

Tim on screen. All smiles. Day improved.

Capture one of the women lads

>listening to stream 2 in the background
>sounds like they're just watching SGDQ

this ff9 run is simply wonderful

>>714496090
How can one man be so based

>>714496090
Poor dude got con flu the day he arrived, at least he seems to be doing mostly better now.

>>714495787
We already had DQ earlier. But it's also not very popular outside JP

>Went to the bathroom for a quick break during the Inspector Gadget run
>Come back
>Missed several games
Failed my speedrun

Why do they have a John Cena parody alzheimer's shirt? If anything they'd want a Randy Orton shirt

I HEAR VOICES IN MY HEAD
THEY CONFUSE ME
THEY UNDERSTAND
I'VE LOST MY KEYS

>>714495873
D

>>714496090
I have that shirt, I miss Mako

>>714495787
Nobody is man enough to do the Dragon Quest series relay like that Jap

>>714496175
Being a genuinely positive person in a sea of people who you can't quite trust aren't doing an on-screen personality to look good.

Also he runs Dizzy and stuff so he's doubly awesome.

>>714495787
Europe's first Dragon Quest was VIII but Final Fantasy and Pokémon had its grip on the Jarpig audience at that point.

QRD on the last 24 hours?

Imagine if Tali rode him cowgirl, she might break him in two

>>714496215
kek

>>714496380
It went by a second at a time, like linear time usually behaves.

>>714496380
retard

PLEASE BUY EDENAL'S GOOSEBERT SHIRT!! PLEEEAASSSEEE
IT'S AN EPICLY FUNNY MEME!!

Tiny tim's voice sounding a bit weak..

>>714496448
since when was time linear?

bros why isn't he playing as vivi

>>714496539
The Tuesday before last.

QRD on QRDs?

im heading down to Lidl you gays need something?

Frog Status?

>>714496597
ein döner mit schaaf

>>714496389
Imagine their regular-sized offspring

>>714496563
Can't always Vivi.

>>714496389
>but... tinytim refused to break

>>714496090
Why isn't he wearing Edenal's epic and funny Goosebert shirt?

>>714496671
why is this rat so sexual?

>>714496215
THEY TELL ME THINGS THAT I SHOULD DO
THEY TRIED TO MAKE ME FLUSH MY SHOES
THEY TALK TO ME

>>714496597
Grab me some of this shit and a pot noodle.

>>714496686
tiny tim refused the sacrifice and doomed nosgoth

>>714496597
If you got them party sweets tub, one of them. I also got these recently, quite nice.

>>714496597
some of those fake monster energy drinks please

>>714496215
I'VE SEEN INSIDE MY HEAD A VISION
NEVER THE OUTCOME YOU'VE BEEN WISHIN FOR

>>714496597
Dark chocolate with whole almonds pls
That stuff is like crack for me

>>714496597
Boxed water and spicy cubes

>>714496597
Ham n cheese croissant from the bakery onegai

>>714496710
lmao look at this guy
he wants to fck a rat
look at him and laugh

>>714496808
I bet Tim does would play Blood Omen.

>>714496597
Jammie dodgers

>>714496869
Anon why is your username Ratfucker69?

>>714496928
It's ironic

tech crew?

Yump guy yet again.

>>714496869
Just like me

>>714496597
Multiseed loaf, you massive honk

I thought it was rebeldragon for a sec

Is that RebelDragon mini?

RebelDragon's smaller cousin ProtestWrym

wtf spoilers

>>714496597
paistopiste

>>714497026
>>714497059
>>714497064
The vast lad expands to our minds

>>714497064
Nice

Every game grinning beard Swede plays looks kino as fuck

Another 8 hours for FF IX.

is this very quiet or just me?

>>714497016
I miss Sindoll's art..

>>714497137
Good.

how many fucking runs does this dude have

Rapidly buttslamming baddies as a seagull in space seems fun, lads

>>714497147
Very quiet. I'm at 75% and it's barely audible.

>>714497175
It's still the same run. It's just very long.

So is stream 1 gonna be pixelshit all day or what?

>>714497175
No wonder he's not mind blowing at them, the fact he's running so much stuff is the mindblower

Spacegulls almost seems like a modern Cybernoid.

>>714497175
MrMizzow has never ran in his life

>>714497206
>seagulls get to fuck with tourists
>shit anywhere, anytime
>hang out with the boys in mcdonalds parking lots
>go to space to rampage
kinda jealous..

>>714497260
Vib Ribbon will save the day two hours from now

>>714497260
French racist with GT later today.

>>714497361
My true spirit animal is a seagull...

Why does the runner look like he's perpetually going to cry?

>>714497293
Anon...
https://oengus.io/user/Mizzow

>>714497403
It's so horrible that ESA would just accept a run from a frenchman

>>714497489
What a mad lad ending up with what he wanted anyway

>>714497489
anon made a fat joke, you silly dumbass

>>714497149
Did he die or something? I think he peaked like 10 years ago with his early coloring.

>>714497530
funny but I'm still gonna have to kill you for breaking containment
nothing personnel, simply business

rate spacegulls

>>714497670
I'm not sure, he just seemed to stop drawing in general but I still see some recentish uploads from last year. Or maybe he went full paywall and people don't upload his art anymore elsewhere.

>>714497752
B+ that was actually cool

>>714497518
Yes, but also their yesterday Carbon run was very good.

>>714497752
D

>>714497752
B

>Already starting to feel burned out on runs
Uh oh bros..

>>714497752
A

>>714497752
B, short and sweet and charming despite the low runner audio

>>714497752
B

>>714497752
B

>>714497752
B rilliant

>>714497806
Looks like me in 3 or 4 years

>>714497816
weak

>>714497752
B

>>714497752
B
Think I'm going to download it, seems fun.

>>714497816
You're not allowed to leave. This is only week one.

>>714497752
B
Homebrew games for the old hardware are cool
And it's the last run of the Yumpman, so I'm also good with that.

>>714497806
prince of saiyans type hairline

>>714497469
He has a pure soul

>>714497806
more hair than me

WHY WONT THEY FUCKING PLAY FRAME PERFECT

TaintedTali is always going to be cool just got getting rid of Ladeur.

>>714497752
B+

>>714497816
If only there was some other sort of videogame-related activity I could do instead of watching speedruns...

>>714497983
end credits, edenal is edging you

>The line shooting up
WE'RE BACK
And its almost over..

HARRYYYY POTTAAAHHH

>>714498104
why old scientist types forgo grooming

This guy looks like he wants to put my soul in a robot or some kind of box

Gentlemen I give you the man who did the schedule as confirmed by MrMizzow

>>714498152
You don't want a completely shaved old scientist, the beard is part of the uniform.

>>714497983
that's why we're here

Ok I know I am not going crazy but does anyone remember during a past ESA during their final speec they announced that they have made a brand new ESA theme that will be their official theme going forward, played it, and then it never appeared again on any ESA?

>>714498264
meds

>>714498227
That's his brother, lol.

>>714498264
They use eat sleep game for the credits only for some reason

I love Tim lads

>>714497579
>$20% gets declined
>but they're doing it anyway
Huh? I don't understand.

>>714498178
Come on Anon stop being so childish and judging people like that based on their looks. Its a crystal actually.

>>714498369
Stealth $20% run

>>714498227
he is such unfun prick, sucks all the fun out from his vicinity

>>714498369
Become ungovernable.

>>714498369
They need more donations.

>>714498369
They probably don't want to be seen running $20% as a specific category, especially since Planks is in charge of stream 2 now.

>>714498227
Wtf was bro yapping about

>>714498445
This

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCKING DIE TINY TIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>714498408
COOL ok I'm in

>>714498337
Thats the one! That'll be why then, I'm way asleep

This ESA has felt empty. Not as bad as the GDQ feeling of emptiness but on its way there, you know the sort of empty I mean, just like they are going through the motions because they are expected to.
BSG, UKSG, and ASM are going to need to shoulder the burden.

>>714498570
Meds.

>>714498570
based

>>714498369
Probably don't wanna ruffle feathers as that's Metako's thing.

Actual irl ogre on stream 2

>>714498570
MODS MODS MODS

>>714498570
*casts Phoenix Dawn on TinyTim*

>>714498570
You wouldnt say that to my face, i can tell you that much

>>714498264
>>714498337
Was looking forward and found one credits movie where they're all talking and shit and wtf is going on here

>>714498570
LEAVE HIM ALONE

>>714498570
ANON NOOOO YOU FORGOT TO SAY "IN MINECRAFT" YOU'RE MAKING AN ILLEGAL DEATH THREAT NOW

>>714498104
>DID YOU PUT THE BETA AMYLOID PLAQUES INTO MY FUCKING BRAIN?
>He asked calmly

>>714498640
>just like they are going through the motions because they are expected to.
Felt to me like they're trying to be very safe, probably because they need to catch the eye of more corporate sponsors again.
>BSG, UKSG, and ASM are going to need to shoulder the burden.
They're better off doing their own thing than they are with trying to be ESA 2.0 or some shit.

>hirexen again
Humiliation ritual

Oh no

>>714498763
Heterosexual life partners.

Why didn't they put a girl in the maid outfit..

Is this the unc game block?

Oh no it's talking over each other karnov guy

how is this shit allowed

>actual game development lore
this guy really likes his games

UHHH ASM IS IN 2 WEEKS

>>714498872
Could you imagine Chlods..

>>714498872
It's his fetish to crossdress live on stream.

Why is there GDQ in my Stream 2 ESA?

I BELIEVE IN YOU HIREXEN

Please tell me the maid outfit is ironic

>>714498872
eeew

>Hirexen
Isn't this the guy that went egregiously overestimate in like 3 separate runs?

>24 hour estimate on the FFIX run
What the fuck

>>714499005
Seeing how he has his nails painted pink, I don't think so.

>>714498941
Id rather the other girl, kixy or whatever her name is

Why is the guy in the maid outfit trying to look sweet instead of rowdy? Sakuya is not proud

>>714498941
That is Chlods outfit

>>714499062
No, no, that was Firexen. Completely different.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

wtf denmark

>>714499082
Chocobo hot and cold :c)

>hirexen choking again
It seriously has to be a fucking bit at this point

>>714499082
How are you fuckers still surprised by this? We've been saying for ages it would go up to about that.

>>714498640
BSG shoulders the week-long event space and will probaly end up being the "replacement" ESA.

UKSG represents the Sonic community and some of the crazy segments, and keeps growing event after event.

NSG keeps the weird jank of stream 2 alive and has the tiny community meetup feel.

ASM is its own animal and is fucking awesome. Australia was due a fun crazy event.

why are we running away from these ladies

Being a man is so fun. You get to play dress up, like as a tiger or a maid :)

they should've put this guy in maid outfit >>714479521

>>714499138
>girl in the middle when she sees my dick

Is Barcelona really like this?

>>714498640
Stream2 hasn't felt like that at all for me, it's the main reason I watch anyway. The event is also very fun to attend, lots to do and see. But yeah stream1 was lacking a bit for sure. I'm glad uksg is becoming decent

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>>714495585

>>714499163
Also the solo Vivi Ozma fight takes ages and can go very wrong at any point.

What happened to that unintelligible french guy from the streets of rage run? Need him on the mic again

>>714498640
Cause they are going through the motions. This is very much a "proof of concept" ESA where they're just proving to everyone that they can run a speedrun event without it falling apart or having a big drama. Once that's done then they go from there, if ESA can even live etc.

>>714498640
Man, I have been hearing this for 10 years and will have to hear it for another 10

>>714499138
she felt something

>>714498640
STREAM 2

>>714498941
She looks cute...I know she's a bit homely but damn

>>714498814
I feel like ASM is definitely its own thing and has carved its space as "The Aussie one", I think the euro ones are in more danger, but the whole connecting alliance thing of the three events could be their uniqueness.

>>714498640
you problem

Aeshmah would made a better maid. Who would you pick if you couldn't pick girls /v/?

>>714499487
Nobody.

What's your favorite <15 minute speedruns?

What is this NES shuffle shit?

Rate Spartan X 2

TIM

>>714499527
Mr. Gimmick

>>714499583
C

>>714499583
B short and sweet (just like Tiny Tim)

>>714499583
B
gj hirexen

mrmizzow MEGA gay

>>714499138
How is this functionally different from many actual trannies that appear at some of these events?

sex with dryads.

>>714499583
B

>>714499583
A, that was a fast run

Is Tim 4ft? I know his username is TinyTim but still.

>>714499583
C++

BONUS TINY TIM RUN
LETS GOOOO

>>714499583
I'm doin' him a B

>>714499206
>BSG shoulders the week-long event space and will probaly end up being the "replacement" ESA.
Even then BSG has it's own vibe, it's a lot more relaxed and not prone to the desperate gimmicks that ESA keeps doing because Edenal thinks he's a genius.
>>714499429
>I think the euro ones are in more danger
Nah they're pretty safe, even before ESA being mismanaged became public knowledge, they were all doing well in their own right, even Josh and Ben's marathon is doing well.

>>714499583
C

Surprise Tim run!

Tiny Tim run. It is our lucky day lads

>>714499527
There was one by a Japanese dude a while back where he was dressed in all yellow and finished a game WAY under estimate. I can't remember if that was GDQ or ESA though. I think the game was PAON.

How was Galaxy 2? I had to go to bed.

>>714499663
tali is 4'3

>>714499583
B
hirexen didn't choke
They tried to set him up for a failure by not stopping a timer
But he powered through

>>714499675
what's he playan

>>714499583
B

TIMS GOT A GUN
TINYTIMS GOT A GUN
SO RUN AWAY
RUN AWAY FROM THE PAIN

>>714499583
B

was that his mom?

>>714499771
Some game. Something about Power Rangers, I think?

>>714499704
I believe last UKSG was their highest viewed and highest donation one, and like by a long shot, double donations or something.

bros...

>>714499771
My bets are either Dizzy or Manic Miner.

It's Big Skenmy

>>714499726
I saved this june 26th 2022

>>714499583
B

awwwww

>Skenmy saw a woman alone
>Saw it as an opportunity

>>714499847
Yeah, I think that was their first four day one too, or at least longer than a weekend anyway.

Sucks that Paul had to drop out for a couple years for military service but hopefully he'll be back eventually.

>>714499863
speccy kino

>>714499903
That's the guy. Legend.

>>714499861
she loves ore

why is there a guy wearing a maid outfit in stream 2

What does Skenmy even run? Does he just come to these events to attention whore?

>>714499903
>>714499726
it was SGDQ 2022. Same event where the Sunshine choke happened

>>714499938
Is this the most romantic ESA yet?

>>714499861
>>714499994
I'd give her my cartloads of ore, if you know what I mean.

>Check stream 2
>Estimate: 24 hours
When the fuck did that happen?

>>714499650
its j-just a joke haha ha

>>714500008
He's a paid actor

>>714499957
>Paullister comes back
>Couches for a CoD run
>PTSD triggered

>>714500073
They're having to much fun to call it at 16

>>714499994
I'm loading up on zinc for her

>>714500063
yes

>>714500063
Nah, the Mario Galaxy race between Eidgod and Jhay had bedroom eyes all the way through, and them bouncing beneath Plum the next day.

>>714500101
Paid by WHO

>>714500073
they met an incentive
but the truly funny part is that they're going to go over estimate because the current run is already about 2 hours behind

>>714500063
>>714500140

>>714500150
Me.

>>714500150
By WHO

https://www.twitch.tv/finnruns
Fugg!

>>714500127
Wait a minute you can't do that to her!

>>714500150
*whom

>>714500140
I watched this once and I physically can't bring myself to watch it again.

>with the autist he wrangles
KINO

Its TwoSpaces!

TIM RUN
BILLIONS MUST WATCH

Oh my lord, it's happening again.
For anyone that doesn't think TinyTim is a saint, observe.

Holy fuck its the Montenegrin Autist!

TIM TIM TIM TIM

>Yolkfolk Rangers
I fucking called it, that eggy bastard is back.

Got here at the right time!

Tim brought his pet ogre along

I already saw Tim play this once, shan't be watching again

>>714499965
>>714499863
>>714499843
Somehow all of you three were right.

COLLECT THE POWER COINS

>>714500367
BASED BASED BASDED

TwoSpaces lost some weight i remember he used to be a lot fater.

what is the donation goal for stream 2 to get this thing off the couch and replace it with literally anything else

I'm so sleepy.. but I will tough it out for tiny tim..

EGG IS ROLLING AGAIN

>>714500334
Last I looked he had the WR for a bunch of Dizzy games.

>>714500367
They had j2me runs?!

>>714500450
Try $20

its morphing time

motherfuckers be sayin they don't have autism then make a dizzy power rangers crossover game

You can tell that fucker Star did the schedule because the schedule is shit and there's a fuck tonne of FF

>>714500491
Used to, yeah, wasn't this year.

>>714500367
Is catbox down?

Errrm ackshually the original series was called Eggo-san no Sentai, Yolkfolk Rangers just replaced the Dizi-kun scenes with Dizzy.

>>714500571
I agree, less Final Fantasy and more Spyro

>>714500571
Him and Laura, which is why it's fucking full of Spyro too.

This guy having a stroke?

>>714500590
Yes, has been since this morning.

>>714500612
The History of Yolkfolk Rangers has NO SET SCHEDULE

Poor TwoSpaces...
But Tim is just an angel.

>Is an ogre
>Gets adopted by Tim
>Spends a year with him
>Is skinnier
>Seems happier
>Looks more groomed and neat

>>714500571
Nice try Laura

Oh, now I recognize this guy
If I remember correctly he has joker laugh

>>714500690
He's nervous since he's in the presence of TinyTim. You would be as well

I want to be the person that destroys TinyTim's smile.

>>714500612
In answer to ongoing thread inquiries I must once again reiterate that my Eggo-san no Sentai retrospective HAS NO SET SCHEDULE. Some of you respect this, some of you do not, but perhaps I should remind all of you just what goes into the making of these videos.

>>714500690
Eastern European, doesn't do a lot of English but he's a pretty cool dude.

TwoSpaces has been such a major backbone for the J2ME/feature phone games. Honestly love them for that

>>714499583
A. Hirexen can pat himself on the back for that one

kek I love Tim trying to get him to commentate like a proper teacher while TwoSpaces just wants to watch his hero play

>>714500747
>>714500773
Oh fuck it's Tim's pet autist. I forgot about him.

>>714500797
He's run stuff with Tim a load of time before.

>>714500819
>Eastern European
It's much more serious. He's from the Balkans.

>Twospaces can now speak better English and is more understandable
Wholesome

>>714500880
tim is such a lad, can't believe how hard he makes me put my guard down

Bros... year after year I'm having less and less interest in watching these events.

>>714500917
I know, I just wanted to make a shitty joke :(

>>714499994
Crude ore?

TinyTim has the uncanny ability to make literally anybody near him comfortable.

>>714500801
You can't. Kingdom Hearts is Light

>>714500953
Nice try

>>714500010
>does Skenmy even run?
By the looks of him, not often.

>>714500880
First he made him into a runner by making him run Dizzy and now he's teaching him how to commentate. Throwing him into the lions pit by having him do it on stream 1, but during downtime when its not so bad and there's not as many people.

>>714500953
Get out.

>>714500010
He doesn't, pretty sure he said at one UKSG he doesn't get speedrunning.

Two Spaces genuinely does sound more understandable now

>>714500953
just have it on in the background when you're not doing anything else. I've never been able to give these events my full attention outside of certain runs

>>714500953
Best thing to do is take a break and come back in a year
Worst thing is to stay if you're unhappy and become a malicious thread wraith

>>714501113
Then how did he become a part of ESA and such? Friend of a friend or something?

>>714500953
I only actively tune into RTA because I know I won't have to mig several times every day. I nudge myself into ESA but enjoy it once I get into it. I can't watch GDQ anymore.

>>714501045
He's actually got better times than Tim in a lot of things now.
https://www.speedrun.com/yolkfolk?h=ZXCPC-No_cheat-in-bounds&x=9kvj5pok-dlomdvd8.jqz0o081-ql6wkpwn.qvv6wp5q

TwoSpaces and TinyTim are a speedrunning Kino dream

i checked the site for the upcoming gdq schedule but i dont see anything for their stream 2 can anyone give me the link?

>>714501196
Management shuffle kind of shit, yeah, like with a lot of those type of announcers, rapidly worked his way into staff.

>>714501284
anon... Stream 2...

>>714501284
funny anon right here

>>714501197
GDQ is like going to the zoo, except it's free and you do it from home. Sometimes you get to see fascinating la creaturas with they/them or she/her pronouns.

TinyTIm wants him to thrive

Just woke up, what did I miss?

>>714501221
The student has become the master

>>714501463
You missed 5 days of speedruns, ESA ends tomorrow already!

>>714501463
You missed half of wholesome Tim, but good news is the run is only half over

Who's baking?

Its wholesome how much more confident and chatty and understandable twospaces is too. He looks skinnier too. Tim has helped this man thrive.

>>714501570
The pizza

>>714500747
I actually didn't even clock that was him

>>714501628
Pizza is gonna go cold...

>>714500953
ok

>>714500747
Damn he has undergone transformation, I didn't realize until your post

>>714501284
I know you're not serious, just felt the need to remind you that they're gonna play skits, stall and beg for donations, prize segments with amalgamations beyond comprehension and interrupt runs with constant donation reading and their hottest forced memes. There will be no escape for you

Last time I saw Twospaces he couldn't even form a sentence, now he's chatting away.

If you had to speedrun a game at an event, what would you run?

>>714501674
Cold Pizza isn't bad, as long as it isn't hours cold pizza.

What if you donate 20 dollars and tell him to eat only a single jalopeno slice

>>714501809
Operation Flashpoint (2001)

Reminding everyone just how socially awkward this guy used to be: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYFBR-SprQk first 10 seconds or so

>>714501634
Why are we at 24h now?

>>714501807
He seems a lot more comfortable, especially when Tim gets him talking about stuff he's into.

Dude does his own youtube stuff as well.

>>714501807
I love how Tim is guiding him into public speaking, just hook him in with a topic he's comfortable about then he just goes off.
Night and day from his first appearance.

this music is making me dizzy

PAGE 10!>?!?!?!?!?!?!

>>714501809
socom

>>714501809
Super Metroid. It's the only one I've actually tried to speedrun. Granted, my fastest run is 5 hours, but still.

>>714501809
Back in the day I could beat SH3 in like an hour

>>714501895
Ozma incentive was met

>>714501889
such power of influence in a tiny vessel

UNJUSTED

>>714501809
Dark Souls 2 (launch version)

>>714501889
Tim worked his magic.

New bread
>>714502005
>>714502005

>>714501809
I got pretty fast at AC6, or I'd play safe and go for RE4 OG

>>714501889
Brings a smile to my face

>>714501809
Hitman Blood Money.
Estimate of say....3 to 4 hours

>>714501951
it was a close up on the tits
t. cameraman