PLAY WARFRAME

those are dong piercings

>>714492261 (OP)
she looks like she smells aboslutely rank

>>714492261 (OP)
she got the dick cheese remnants on her teeth

sorry ma'am i'm on break, maybe in a few months...

>>714492261 (OP)
I will now play Warframe.

>>714492261 (OP)

>>714492261 (OP)
its too fucking grindy and when you have everything the only thing left is grinding plat which is on a complete mercy of RNG and void fissures

>>714492261 (OP)
Shota hunter

>>714492261 (OP)
No thanks

>>714492261 (OP)
Too bloated.

This 36 year old woman still believes shes 19 years old.

>>714493083
Arent women the cutest when they are retarded

>>714492261 (OP)
Post the gooniform

>>714493083
>36 year old
damn really? she looks older. Must be the mommy vibes

>>714492261 (OP)
nortubel dev irl

>easy content is too easy and not worth optimizing for
>cant optimize build for hard content because they randomize your gear
dog shit design

>>714492261 (OP)
Every few years I come back to play for a few weeks. I still don't feel like returning yet. The 1999 or whatever diversity dating content island is not doing it for me.

>>714492261 (OP)
So what do you think is being shown at Tennocon?
My bets on a big story quest that won't released until early next year, as well as a smaller update for fall.

>>714493524
Tau + some drip feed to keep people content for the rest of the year. Isleweaver was a literal asset flip so I am not too hopeful.

>>714493453
You don't spend a couple days building and formaing for your EDA and ETA weekly run?
Doing that is how I've been building up my arsenal. Maybe you should play the game instead of complaining about it

does anyone have the clip of mommy bending over in a virgin killer shirt showing off her tits to everyone?
she is such a slut
>i have 1.6k hours played but i stopped when they started with their open world bullshit with daily grind

>>714492261 (OP)
Is it still a clusterfuck grindfest?

>>714492261 (OP)
o7 will do Reb

>>714492551
this has become an even more iconic shot than it used to be

>>714492582
why is everyone saying this about this woman

>>714493083
Hot.

26 million registered losers.

>>714494191
Shes a thirst trap.

>>714494191
just look at her and tell me she isnt on the prowl

>>714492261 (OP)
after that shitty valkyr rework? no thanks

>>714492261 (OP)
And more faggots to the game story, I'm not quite convinced yet.

>>714492261 (OP)
>disgust-provoking image
>time wasting question
no, i won't play warframe, it's old and shitty and the only thing older and shittier than warframe is this 50 year old woman shaped like a toothpaste tube that you losers insist on posting.

>>714492261 (OP)
>played warframe years and years ago for an hour or two
>decide to try it out again a few days ago
>can't create new character, only character ive progressed a little bit on
>log in
>no idea what the fuck to do
>walk around tiny 1 room ship trying to find a way to get to something that resembles gameplay
>end up sorting through mods and shit for 5 minutes
>uninstall
seriously what the fuck?

>>714493083
That's hot, I wish I could hear her say "fuck mommy's cunt as hard as you can son"

>2 weeks until valkyr goon

So is Spooderframe good or just meme tier?
Are any of her weapons good?
I spent the last little bit doing fucking circuit so I haven't farmed her yet.

>>714492385
How would you know anon

>>714492261 (OP)
Start an onlyfans.

>>714495000
>be me
>be retard
game why???

>>714495000
>Be me
>Actually retarded
>Get stuck in a game that has changed massively over the years
>Instead of looking literally anything up using the internet which contains all human knowledge decide to piss and shit myself
>Then go and complain to people with actual brains as if I'm an equal to them
This is what all these posts read like to me.

>>714493083
>This 36 year old woman still believes shes 19 years old.
This is going to come as a shock to you but women don't mentally mature beyond 16. They are all stuck in that mindset for life. Women in their 60's and 70's still act and think like they're 16.

Have they stopped creating areas with the same copy and pasted missions with a horrid rep grind yet?

>>714494653
>>714495039
qrd on my waifu? what are they doing to her?

Is there a joke I'm missing? Why the fuck is anyone pretending to be interested in this 5/10 lady in her late 40s / early 50s? I did get people being interested in Jade Raymond back in the day, but this? Come on.

>>714495136
>>714495170
>warframesisters in shambles
Just admit your game is a fucking mess for people to get into

>>714492261 (OP)
I would give anything for her to do a whole Warframe stream discussing new patch updates while she sits on my face

>>714495000
Just do the quests in your codex and unlock planets, it's not that hard.

>>714493083
she just like me frfr

>>714495259
Thats why every single person who recommends the game tells people to google shit and use the wiki.
A five second search would have solved your problem.

>>714495250
because she plays along with it, that counts for something

just post her waiting for cock to enter her mouth

>>714495247
Sex skin this month. They also reworked her, but its kind of a nothing burger unless you do level cap stuff.

>>714495369
>game can't be played without study session first
this aint it chief

>>714493642
there are warframe/weapon, even melee/secondary/primary synergies that you can't optimize for but you wouldn't know that since you follow a build guide

>>714493083
wife material right there

>>714493175
Only if they're not old hags.

>>714495000
there is literally a quest log in the game, how do you manage to fuck up that badly and then go and complain that you dont know what to do

>>714495462
>Literally too retarded to read 2 lines
Yeah, best if you stick to mario, buddy

75% plat discount please.........

>>714493270
Most women age like milk.

>>714495091
it will be an OnlyFounders

>>714492261 (OP)
nick status?

>>714492261 (OP)
I am 26 and have never known the companionship of a woman.

>>714495628
>the poo stain in full view
>everybody recoils and moves away from her

>>714492261 (OP)
only if she pleasures my cock

>>714495448
looks bad, they still couldn't make something better than the original design

>>714495247
valkyr will get a new skin in a couple of weeks, and they reworked valkyr some weeks ago, which does nothing in the grand scheme of things. She had an outdated kit before and she still has an outdated kit now. It was good chance to see a good valkyr rework and all they did was tweak some shit and call it a day. Its a nothing burger at best and a nerf at worst.

>>714492261 (OP)
Buy an ad.

>>714495448
Why does it look like there's a forked/snake tongue coming out of her vagina?

>>714495687
'Tis Better To Have Loved & Lost Than Never To Have Loved At All?

>>714495000
This is consistently the single biggest problem with player retention besides timegating but DE moves slower than the Vatican. It took them how long just to address necramechs and railjack filtering people who wanted to progress through the story fast. Out of the 7 or so people I know in real life that all play Warframe I think maybe 2 ever actually built their own mech instead of buying it, and maybe 3 actually have a fully built railjack with mods at this point, and I'm one of those people.
>just tell your friends to not be retarded
Most people just won't bother when presented with this much friction trying to progress, they'll simply drop the game right there unless someone guides them through it. The average person is helpless at using google properly let alone navigating the sea of bad info about how to play this game. This is all 100% DE's fault for being extremely reluctant throughout their whole history to explain the game to normalfags and it would do zero harm to us if more people actually knew what they were doing.
t.2014 fag

>>714495259
Just admit you can't follow on screen instructions or follow basic waypoints.

>>714495687
It gets better. Eventually you grow more mentally ill and you stop caring about it.

>>714495462
You won't be missed.

>>714492261 (OP)
does she even play the fuckin game?

>>714495957
>>714496043
he replied twice lol

>>714495929
I did the Nechramech farm and the Railjack farm when they came out.
They aren't that bad. Especially after the Railjack rework so you can actually kill stuff with your ship.
I'm convinced the people who whined about it are the kind of people who regularly buy frames and weapons too.

I'm tired of seeing what shitty games your dick degrades you people into playing. Ultra grindy skinner boxes, chinese slop gacha, mid tier action games. Half the board is twitter drama and porn.

>>714492261 (OP)
It's easier to get into when you're new, but I haven't played in almost 8 years after reaching MR30 or so. There's too much new late-game content, some fucking crystals and cocksucking mod sets, so I'm lagging behind those who haven't stopped playing.

>>714495247
She does more damage and the move set is better, she has an actual passive ability and the other abilities are generally better, except for the 4th one (which is debateable, you're no longer invulnerable 100% of the time, now you need to work for it, but you're a lot tankier and pretty much unkillable until level 500 or so).
And they're releasing a new deluxe skin for her.

>>714496245
This isn't the board for discussing video games, thats what /vrpg/, /vst/ and /vr/ are for. This is the Indian marketing and twitter engagement content farm board.

>>714495687
Its overrated, trust me.

>>714496245
your point?

>>714492385
Correction, they're monster-pussy piercings

she's wife material

>>714496423
The endgame, content island, problem has gotten so bad and intertwined with the game that I'm not sure how they can fix it without rebuilding the game from the ground up

>>714495687
just pay for a hooker bro

https://vocaroo.com/1jJoefGnh5lT
You will take out your wallet for mommy right anon??

>>714496203
>are the kind of people who regularly buy frames and weapons too
This is the average player. It's what I'm saying. People wouldn't mind the grind half as much if they knew how to actually do it but they're turned off by new systems like planet rep grind or railjack so they never try. The game just needs a "show me how to into railjack" button that puts you into the first earth mission, gives you some junk, forces you to equip it, then goes into the next mission, at some point makes you buy crew, forces you to use them, etc. Same with the planets and the vaults for mechs.
Treating these players like toddlers wouldn't change the game for us, it would just mean more people make it to endgame while actually understanding how modes work and how to get stronger instead of 5,000 revs copying youtubers.

>>714495729
Imagine the smell. Look at how that bald guy reacts. He deffinitely smelled her before he saw the stain.

>>714496423
Catchup is easier than it looks. Most new farms have built in pity systems now. The only thing you'll be really behind on is Archon Shards because those are limited weekly, but you'll get enough to work with pretty quick since you can get a total of like, 6 a week now. It used to be really bad when you could only get 1.

At least its easy if you go into a weird obsessive mood where you play nothing but Warframe for 2 months like I do at least once a year.

>>714492261 (OP)
have they made the AK a non twitch-drop yet?

>>714492261 (OP)
>Playing the tranny game because one of the devs is an exhibitionist slut
There is no such concept as rock bottom for you, is there?

>>714496716
You're not wrong.
The number of players I've run into that don't even know how rotations work is actually concerning.

>>714496785
yes

>>714496785
Since December yeah. It's part of the 1999 stuff. Gun itself is good, it got an augment recently that made it even better.

>>714496785
Yes. Buy it in 1999 from quincy or amir, I don't remember which

>>714496917
Don't tell him about a mod he can't get until it rolls back around on nogwave potentially in a year or two.

>>714496863
>>714496917
>>714496920
Nice.
Any rose skins yet?

>>714492261 (OP)
I did. It's ruined now. It was ruined a long time ago but it was more ruined now. Show your fat cow milkers you stupid slut.

>>714496996
90 plat is nothing thoughever

>>714493083
>You must be a sad cunt once you turn 30

>>714497158
18 forever baby

>>714496996
It'll probably come back during the halloween event.
>it's 100p now
I hate FOMO mods, they need to stop doing that shit.

There are grinds in this game where it is easier to farm prime Warframe parts and sell them for plat to buy items then it is to farm for the individual said items. let that sink in.

warframe is the only game that systematically nerfed the fun for a decade straight
it was over when they removed the leaderboard events and any form of competition years ago
there is no longer any incentive for go fast
there is no longer any incentive for performance when farming
they stuck gold a decade ago and slowly ruined it
also i know you post here rebb, fuck off already

>>714497158
Women are a resource. And this resource becomes progressively more suboptimal for the only activity it's good for past 25 years. You shouldn't necessarily be a sad cunt once you turn 30, but you should be a sad cunt once you turn 30 and you're a childless woman.

>>714493083
In that case, I don't mind fucking the 36 year old woman

>>714497417
IK was going to deny that, but then I remembered that the Xiphos, base Oberon and Ivara and Bite exist.
On the other hand, /someone/ has optimized those farms because there's always stock available.

>>714497453
Why would there be a fucking leaderboard event or a competition in a pve coop game?

>>714492261 (OP)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY NICK GURR!

>>714497706
Aren't there leaderboards for raids in WoW? Listen, dude. We need to give the players what they want which is billboards with names and scores.

>>714497706
There were old events where they had Clan leaderboards for doing them. Most missions completed etc.
There was a 4chan clan that used to dominate them, and one time DE fucked them over. There are still people salty about this over a decade later.

>>714493917
Ember sexo

>>714497706
>he doesn't know how cool warframe used to be

>>714497870
banning the clan leader instead of timing out people that spammed warbros#1 is global chat is honestly incompetence
a massive mismanagement, a huge blunder

>>714493083
16

>>714493215

>>714492261 (OP)
how do I get a literal mommy hag GF?

>>714497870
>>714497979
>>714498087
Warbros lost and trooned out

>>714498159
I'm surprised warframe doesn't have more coomerbait.

>>714492261 (OP)
Release more Railjack content and I will you daft cunt.

Why was Steven and friends so content on assraping this game with nerfs and hellish grinds for so long?

>>714497870
>>714497979
>>714497773
Well there are still leaderboards for endless missions and elite sanctuary onslaught, so you can go and grind the shit of them (even though nobody gives a fuck about it)

>>714497417
I remember optimizing the shit out of the Eris(??) sabotage mission where you can find the hidden lockers with caches in them and farming the rifle electricity mod. It required all 3 caches and only had a 5% drop rate, but sold for 60 plat. I knew the variations of that map like the back of my hand, it was a good plat farm spot.

There are a few others like that. Basically, what I'm saying is, plat shouldn't be an issue unless you're a casual and there's no incentive to fix the shittier farms when people who know what they're doing can just bypass them with plat.

Who are they gonna fix the shitty farm spots for? The casuals? Half of them are whales who buy plat with real money so there's no point there and the other half are scrubs who probably wouldn't do those farms in the first place, fixed or not.

>>714498182
Got to Happy Hour at Apple Bees like every zoomer does. Sub-prime roast-beef aplenty.

>>714498204
more like the old guard fucked off and redditors and whatever freaks that inhabits the general took over
if old warbros saw the current warbros they would only feel disgust and hatred

>>714498446
Then why are you bitching about leaderboards?

>>714495247
free prime and a new skin

>>714498642
>free
How?

>>714498421
He didn't play the game
What warframe became and what he started out making were very different things
He didn't play the game so he didn't know this
He didn't really follow community stuff, and to this day is usually pretty sarcastic and dismissive of community feedback even on streams
He acts like that because he doesn't play the game
He does not play his own game.

>>714498672
twitch drop

>>714492261 (OP)
not vidya
Report Submitted!

>>714498675
steve quite literally streamed himself playing the game when he was in the process of improving early game for new players

>the live stream where they were unveiling derelict orokin ships
>the dev didn't even realize they triggered the room and failed the puzzle
>they ask a community leader to show the room
>solves the puzzle before the stream was ready
>move on and never speak of it again

>>714492261 (OP)
nick

>>714497201
RIP the biggest non cookie cutter

>>714499020
link?

how much porn there really is of this

>>714499472
I'm sorry I don't have it. You'll have to take my word on this one. It also may not have been the orokin derelict ships but it was definitely related to them.

>>714497417
Primes are always easier to get, the balance is you still need the non primes for the rape wall to unlock their abilities. But even then it's a f2p game where you can paypig to skip 95% of the content.

>>714495687
shower, shave, get a nice haircut, walk around town and if you see a cute girl you think will like you ask her for directions or if she knows a place where blah blah blahh it doesnt matter, just make small talk. you will get rejected or ignored, thats fine, but you will eventually start a conversation and maybe even get a phone number.

>>714498292
Heirloom skins, newest frame also got a very lickable tummy

>>714498292
Its creative director is primary coomerbait

>>714492261 (OP)
When you delete Duviri and never mention it again

>>714495000
this is the exact opposite of those reddit posts that are just "just started the game, please hold my hand while I play it!"

>>714498602
Note: does not work in the Midwest

SPACE MOMMY!

>>714492674
based TFD player

>>714492261 (OP)
armpit

Am I the only one who enjoys the story more than the bing bing wahoo levelcap missions?

No, Fuck you.
I been free for 4 years now
I will never go back

>>714497482
you're a sad cunt because you're an incel

>>714503542
>you're a sad cunt because you're an incel

>>714503817
you'll never breed, your cum is nigger-tier dysgenic

>>714493083
Hello to the 99% of women who didn't have any children after 30.

>>714493083
I need her

>>714501367
suckleable

>>714495687
Me until last month. Some severely mentally ill latina I used to play games with hit me up and I flew over and railed the fuck out of her for several days. It was nice, but I haven't felt much different after desu. Glad I fretted over that for 10 years
Videogames

I will not play your game

>>714503817
nta but trying to minmax continuing your bloodline like it's a spreadsheet is probably a good way to die alone

>>714501504
The only problem with Duviri is how often and how much you have to be there compared to the other open worlds.
You can crack out everything you could ever need from Fortuna or Plains or Deimos by the time you're done the standing grind, maybe a tiny bit more.
But because Duviri resources come at a trickle and require you to ride around on your horse and shoot plants for 20 minutes every run or you will never have enough of them, so you necessarily have to be there a lot more, it overstays its welcome.
Its otherwise a nice little side gig with very pretty visuals and a kind of interesting plot.

>>714502671
I don't think the story is the primary reason to enjoy Warframe, but I do like it, which is apparently a rarity. I like finding lore blurbs and, hot take, I think the KIM messenger was a great way to introduce more of it in a way that doesn't intrude on the gameplay first player's time.

>>714503817

>>714503895
>you'll never breed, your cum is nigger-tier dysgenic
>>714504558
>nta but trying to minmax continuing your bloodline like it's a spreadsheet is probably a good way to die alone

>>714492261 (OP)

>File Deleted

Why? What was it?

>>714504221
yeah but having fuckfests that last entire days is something you have to experience. It's a level of hedonism that isn't beaten by anything except crack cocaine and heroin.

>>714505351
Alright bro

>>714505385
Just an ordinary picture of Becca Ford in a sun hat as far as I could tell.

Can you make real money by playing it?

>>714505514
It was more like we'd start and stop every hour or so. Truth be told, it was really hard to cum because I was too aware of everything.
The trope of virgins busting in 5 seconds is usually a lie. Beware death grip. It's real.

>>714505385
this

>>714505697
you need to take the cumpill then

>>714505660
Short answer: no
Long answer: you could theoretically sell platinum or a richly endowed account, but you'd get banned for the first thing, and the second thing wouldn't be worth the time investment.

>>714505983
Ok ty

>>714492261 (OP)

>>714506159
my sweet niggercuck babe...

>>714506159
source

>>714503817
Who was in the wrong here?

>>714506771
i'd say everyone
the weido for displaying it's mental illness like that and the other guy invading his privacy
now you could argue he's somewhat helping him via shaming but that hardly work

>>714508502
No invasion of privacy occurring there.

>>714508686
Yeah, public street and public weirdos lol

>>714492261 (OP)