Thread 714493425

Is this video games?

>>714493425 (OP)
no it's redit validation farming
check my 5

>>714493493
Sorry, that's my 5.

>>714493425 (OP)
>snoy
yjk she cheats on him

ME BUNDA

>>714493425 (OP)
I caught a glimpse of the DISGUSTING zoomer stache and CRINGED

>>714493493
>>714493559
Yikes senpai

>>714493425 (OP)
According to most current year game journalists, it is the most important part of a game.

>>714493667
meanwhile he's getting brown pussy and you're on a video game subforum of a cantonese cartoon forum

>>714493667
well yeah he has the broccoli haircut and tattoos on hands

>>714493974
>he has the broccoli haircut
lmao are you blind?

>>714493579
don't you have job applications to fill, xbot?

>>714493667
>zoomers are now bringing back facial hair for men
just when I thought his generation can't get any more based

>>714493425 (OP)
Imagine doing this with your wife or girlfriend, creating a completely perfect copy of her than modding the game and her into a huge BBC slut

>>714494453
Dunno what the fuck you're on about when every millennial dude since like 2010 has had a mustache.
Hell, during peak hipster it was practically mandatory.

>>714494453
>>714494812
This. They are bringing back the impotent sad stache from Walter White, from Breaking Bad.

>>714494648
BASED
BASED
BASED
HOLY BASED

>>714493425 (OP)
ugly woman

>>714493493
you mean this one?

>>714493425 (OP)
It's fucking gay and I bet he played the tutorial, 5 actual monster hunts and never played the fucking game again.

Fuck both of them, nice hand tattoos as well you fucking loser, enjoy never getting a respected job for the rest of your life

>>714494063
pathetic
i'll show uuuu how it's done

>>714493493
this is how you do it

>>714493425 (OP)
He's throwing away his genes :/

>>714493425 (OP)
I do this, but instead of Monster Hunter it's Skyrim, and instead of my girlfriend it's 40-something MILFs who did amateur pornography and then thoroughly deleted all of their work off the internet in regret.

>>714493493
You're choosing the wrong number, check this 6.

lots of jealous incels ITT

>>714495206
Based but cringe furryfag

>>714495173
Interracial sex is the best sex

>normies still exist
darn, welp

>>714494648
that's enough from you, pradesh

>>714495180
I don't believe you. Show proof

>>714494453
having a paul blart shart mart pedostache is nothing to be proud of

>>714495569
I can't, I'm 3,000 miles from my PC. If I weren't, I'd post the Wendy Wamser preset.

>>714495206
wtf? my bank just told me I preordered six copies of sonic racing crosswords???

>>714493493
pathetic.
check my 0 you baby back bitch

>>714494943
Let's see anon gf

>>714493425 (OP)
Super cute. When she brought the cat out I smiled.

What is love?

>>714493425 (OP)
Oh look at me I'm just a retard with my own nice place and little latina wife and happy life wtf is this gay shit

>>714493838
yeah but good chance trump is going to deport her

>>714497764
+1

>>714493425 (OP)
That's cute.

>>714493425 (OP)
99% of anons ITT will never reach this level of happyness.

This is pure suicide fuel, i remember that anon that made this same shit with his gf that died or cheated on him i dont remember and he couldnt even think about the game without having a mental breakdown

>>714499149
>happyness
CHINA NUMBAH HWAN

the girl in the OP never does any gaming, she just sits there and poses. meanwhile here is a real girl gamer

>>714493838
>brown pussy

And? That's not something to brag about.

>>714499430
>>714497289

>>714499426
Source please. Cam girl/couple?

this is a /v/ermin newnigger thread btw

>>714500126
now that you posted it really is

>>714500498
normalnigger is a normalnigger

>>714494223
>shaved sides
>some on top like a bowl
it's the zoomer cut to me

>>714499426
>girl gamer
looks like a ladyboy

>>714500785
It is absolutely a zoomer cut with a ridiculous pedo stache
Millennial hipster beards were meh but at least could look masculine
This moustache shit will be a source of embarrassment for decades to come

>>714499426
THOSE ARE BOTH MEN

>>714494943
>t.jealous tranny

>>714493425 (OP)
>is this love
obsessive gf that doesn't want you to look at other girls?

>>714495173
that girl is a prime example of where bleaching is acceptable. faggot

>>714503527
Based a secure woman know that years of shared experiences and bonding is infinitely stronger than a random hot woman passing by(or in a videogame) that obviously every man is sexually attracted to.

>>714503527
As it should be. A man should beat his wife for looking at other men. A woman should cut the penis off a cheating man.

>>714493493
Why cant anybody get a 5 lol?

>>714493425 (OP)
I choose the Cat over the Woman

the videogame recreation isn't 1:1

More like 0.9:1, the eyes are'nt the same

>>714504284
here's a 5 if that makes you feel any better

>>714493425 (OP)
I mean, I did make my wife my main pawn in DD2.
Yes, I'm an oldfag. (You) are the tourist here.

>>714494648
that’s a decent start, but how about grooming her into getting a queen of spades tattoo irl and act accordingly?

it's cute if he's making a character for his girlfriend to use or just doing it to make her and the cat

if he's going to play the game himself as a girl, and especially as his girlfriend, that's pretty gay and weird

If these video streaming platforms stopped paying people, society would go back to normal

>>714504337
The cat doesn't look alike at all.

>>714493667
He looks so broken inside based on the look of his eyes. It makes me think that he only grew a mustache in order to appear as someone that he's not.

>>714503004
even better

>>714504832
Its the latter of course, if she was playing she would do it herself

need brown gf...
dark hair is hot

Why the fuck do people upload this sort of shit? Nobody wants to see happy couple shit. If im watching a YouTuber or whatever and find out they have boyfriend/husband or girlfriend/wife I unsub and block their channel from showing up again.

>>714505403
his and her mom do want to see that

you're aware millennial parents follow their kids on social media, right?

>>714504284
I can

Based White Caucasian Aryan bleaching this desi girl. He single-handedly saved her entire bloodline. Thanks to him, her sons will not be incel rapejeets.

>>714493493
>>714504284
Only White Christian males get 5s

This is the new audience for Monster Hunter by the way. Hope you liked Wilds, it's not getting any better.

>>714495206
Can't beat Sonic

>>714505537
no I hate my parents.

>>714505724
I have enjoyed it even though it's kinda too easy

still got about 100 hrs so far

>>714505715
>christians
>white

>>714505403
>Nobody wants to see happy couple shit
damn bro is so blackpilled and sad he can only ever find enjoyment out of other people's suffering

>>714504035
>>714504191
everyone in an adult relationship knows you are both just compromising.
Pretending your partner is the most attractive and charismatic is unhealthy.

>>714495206
>>714493493
I got somethin for ya...

>>714505830
i'm sure they hate you too and regret birthing a loser like you

>>714505931
yes

>>714493667
This shit is so funny. Zoomers are now normalizing the mustaches of the pedophile gym teachers that molested millennials as children.

>>714493425 (OP)
Fags like this getting girls and me getting none made me realize autism is 100% the worst debuff to possibly be born with.

>>714506035
I dont give a fuck. Not my problem. Their opinions mean nothing to me.

>>714494453
Almost every millennial male I know just has a completely unstyled full beard.
I hate it by the way.

>>714494942
>>714504917
Is that Le retarded jeet meme?

>>714506116
Based on your post it would be being a whiny annoying retard rather than autism.

>>714505006
don't know I stopped the video when the tranimal showed up.

I hate tranimals

>>714493493
CHECK THIS 8

>>714506114
I don't think my pedo gym teacher actually touched anybody, it was old school pedoing

he would do stuff like have the little girls "demonstrate" dances in front of him while he has an obvious boner in his sweatpants

>>714493425 (OP)
yes and its called project nortubel

>>714493667
As a zoomer I like having my full beard but also I cannot imagine just having a pedo stache in your 20s. You look like Paul Blart.

>>714506260
But I dont act like that irl. I just stay quiet and introverted.

>>714500742
yup, keep saying nigger maybe you will fit in more.

>>714493838
he's parting those lips and inserting it deep to suck her juices with his lizard tongue every night

sweet vulva juice

>>714506116
I know 2 guys with autism and they both got girlfriends. But they are also both tall (6ft, 6ft2), and generally good looking. Both of their girlfriends are average to slightly above. 1 white, 1 asian. Both of them had to actively try.

If you're ugly with autism...then yeah, good fucking luck.

>>714506512
God shut up faggot , no one cares.

>>714500785
that's not shaved you blind nigger

>>714506513
i've been saying nigger since forever

>>714506629
hmm curious. you expect me to care what you want when you dont care about what I want.

>>714493425 (OP)
>mfw 32 years old virgin brazillian

>>714504586
>ALL ABOOOOOARD HA HA HA HA

I know it's your wife but I just had to say it. Sorry.

>>714506776
Look kid, no one here cares about your schizo ramblings and shitty blogposts,Im being polite,this is my last reply just letting you know,I am a retard already by losing my time with you, I hope the message is clear.

>>714495951
what are you going to do with your extra copy?

>>714493425 (OP)
i want normoids to spontaneously combust

>>714506553
but enough about his cat

>>714507198
get a load of this virgin

>>714506906
Not offended at all, I'm not some thin-skinned zoomer. She gets high ratings from her pawn rentals and she will ask me what gifts / comments people have left her. Her pawn will fuck enemies up and then act like a klutz when you are just running around. Somehow Capcom nailed her personality perfectly. I thoroughly enjoyed hours of adventuring with her.

>>714507246
gayest post of the thread

>>714507095
You are not being polite though. You are being passive aggressive which is rude.

>>714503004
finally good coop gameplay

>>714493425 (OP)
I play video games to get AWAY from my wife, not see her more.

>>714503176
The woman is probably wearing makeup and looks worse without it

>>714507095
At least you know you are a shitty retard. Kill yourself faggot.

>>714493425 (OP)
>OH MY SCIENCE I MUST RECREATE MY DUMB BITCH WHORE GF/WIFE IN EVERY SINGLE VIDEO GAMES BECAUSE FOIDS ARE LITERAL GODS AND IF I DON'T WORSHIP THEM I DON'T GET SEX
Simp faggotry.

>>714495180
That's too specific. What amateur Porn stars are we talking here? And what made you specifically choose these Porn stars?

>>714506793
>virgin brazilian
just go to carnaval lol imagine suffering in a country that have a week long fuck party every year

>>714499205
>i remember that anon that made this same shit with his gf that died or cheated on him i dont remember and he couldnt even think about the game without having a mental breakdown

Anyone know who he is talking about?

>>714509628
This

>>714494648
>>714495407
>>714506238
why do white people post shit like this and then cry that it's from someone else? We don't need to see your dumb fetish every post

>>714510342
didnt you know indians like shit?

Why is everyone so mad ITT? It's just a game there's no need to be upset.

Everyone is being so cute ITT! I want to make every single one of you in the sims and kiss you all in the ass!

>>714493493
I got this

>>714495206
A fucking Sonicfag

>>714495206
A fucking SonicCHAD

>>714505403
Hard agree. Who is this made for? It reminds me of those "influencers" who are always bragging about how much money they have. It's designed to make people feel envious. I don't know why people go out of their way to watch it, I guess because people like feeling angry.

>>714493493
How about you check out these dubs instead?

>>714494453
These teenager looking moustaches are gay as fuck but the fact that the 'stache is actually back is incredible

>>714506629
I care, you stupid little faggot. Also check this 9, NIGGA

kek normie lives are so devoid they need to shill their ugly ass brown gfs

>>714493667
Is this the Pedroh Pascal look?

Dubs and I get a boyfriend.

>>714495206
/thread

>>714493425 (OP)
i also get my GF's likeness in illusion games

>>714493425 (OP)
nice, now let's see the in-game model

>>714507198
based

>>714493425 (OP)
>has to make everything about her
This is female nature and the guy, a weak beta male

>>714494453
We know you’re fucking zoomer. Stop the larp.

>>714493667
I'm glad mustaches are coming back. ever heard of mustache rides? notice how that is hetero whilst beards are exclusively for catching cum. easy way to spot a fag btw.

Basedboys mad at moustaches because they can't grown one kamk

>>714515023
This

>>714499426
How did that balding chinaman get her?

>>714493493
Mods ban this man and check these dubs

>>714516536
Fuck I just realized that I'm an idiot. Kill me too

>>714499426
Holy fridge body lmao

>>714493425 (OP)
As a catfag I can openly say that he fucked up trying to make his cat. They look nothing alike like wtf its an insult.

>>714493425 (OP)
Why does he need her to pose, doesn't he know how his girlfriend looks like?

>>714519334
Cope, when I try to recreate myself on a video game without using a photo it end up looking very different.

>>714493425 (OP)
>isn't aware you can add a facial tattoo to the cat to cover up that white nose ridge
amateurs

>>714495206
The mandate of Sonic shall last a thousand years.

>>714493667
Moustaches are the most uncomfortable/high maintenance form of facial hair.

>>714505915
Many such cases!!

>>714519540
You create yourself? Oh no no no no how cringe

>>714493425 (OP)
the cat lmao

but where's the breast slider

>>714521307
fuck off incel you dont belong in the industry anymore

>>714521581
No I'm talking about for the woman.

>>714506793
>tfw 35 year old virgin colombian
imagine being a khv loser in one of the friendliest and most promiscuous countries on earth

>>714493425 (OP)
This retard can't just remember what she looks like and his cat?

check my trips

>>714522563
You tripped and fell, retard.

>>714522879
no u

>>714493425 (OP)
love from kazakhstan

>>714495345
You never had sex.

>>714495842
The zoomer pedostache is supposed to go with their pedoglasses.

>>714523480
Like this?

>>714506793
>Brazil
Anon it's time to decide can you handle the girls with a little..extra? Cos it'll get you off..that V card.
r.35 year old wizard

>>714494453
>Bringing back the facade of masculinity
>A good thing
If it doesn't come back with the racism, homophobia and sexism too then what's the point?

>>714523860
No, those are Warby Parkers. That's eyeglasses for women. Pedoglasses are the really large, colorless, but thin frame plastics with bifocals.
Pedoglasses were in style in the early-to-mid 80s, but fell out sharply and were worn almost exclusively by pedos from the 90s to 2000s. I think a good example of them I can think of is the dude from that meme image of a 80s nerd sitting in front of an ancient pre-IBM pc with the massive pile of cigarette butts in an ash tray next to the keyboard.

>>714493493
Czech'em nigger

>>714523860
ACORDA!

>>714494063
>>714495126
lets goooo

>>714524286
Fuck you Warby Parker are good

>>714527097
Warby Parker are women's glasses, Anon. I'm sorry you had to find out this way.

>>714527097
Warby Parker are cheap, overpriced shit.
No better than Luxotica garbage.
That said, there's nothing effeminate about some shapely tortoise shell frames.

>>714505403
Normalfags still thinking having a 3DPD girlfriend is something to brag about and show off

Baby don’t hurt me
Don’t hurt me
No more

>>714495206
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>714516390
she's russian

>>714493425 (OP)
No

>>714531496
I don't know what to tell you other than I find it deeply sad you have to find a picture of a celebrity in similar glasses to feel comfortable wearing them. straight dudes need more gender affirmation than troons these days lmao

>>714493493
Fug

>>714520491
>uncomfortable
Not really
>high maintenance
Only if you get fancy wax and curls. That guys moustache is just hair cut to an uniform length

>>714495206
a toast to SEGAchads

I need sliders to recreate angry rice.

>>714493667
Jesus Christ how blind do you have to be to think this looks good

>>714493425 (OP)
>having a gf
>still play video games slop
fucking cuck

>>714537992
>Thinking women are more fun then video games
Either a giant simp or massively underaged.

>>714538150
Dilate you fucking troon

>>714538195
Underage it is then

>>714493425 (OP)
He made her titties too big.

>>714499426
that whore looks so disappointed she's not getting railed and is being forced into pretending to play vidya

>>714537992
>>714538195
>simp loser calling anyone else a cuck or a tranny