>game developers figure out players are abusing a popular glitch

>>714494613 (OP)
You should commit sewer slide in Roblox then

>>714494613 (OP)
I’m going to blow up a hospital in Roblox’s blow up a hospital obby.

>>714494613 (OP)
So, if I tbag someone, is that actual rape?

>>714494613 (OP)
in gmod

The court will swiftly look retarded as I show evidence of gameplay of said abritrary activity in minecraft as a game mechanic resulting from a modded experience and they'll seethe and cope once again. You were saying?

I am going to repost this thread in Minecraft

>>714494613 (OP)
I will sell crack and harvest organs in Rimworld

>>714494613 (OP)
DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY

I'm going to rob and murder in GTA V

Something about the phrase "Twitter for iPhone" triggers a sense of deep disgust within me.

>>714494613 (OP)
Chelsea E. MANning is an ugly looking tranny in Minecraft

But Mr. Secret Service man, I was just role-playing on my favorite Roblox game: "Shoot the President."

>>714494613 (OP)
Well fuck you OP, I’m gonna have a heterosexual relationship in Minecraft and there is zip you can do about it, homo.

>>714495051
the mental image this post prompted is a micro-aggression

what if i say, just joking, right after?

>>714495114
You have to mention a recognizable game and not a weird modding platform which peak was 15 years ago

>>714496485
Well here's a macro-aggression: You are a prancing gay homo faggot. Fuck you.

Chelsea is an American hero and I also would

In Terraria

>>714496543
the united states government understands that 'just joking' is a dogwhistle for 'i mean it, this is a credible threat, and i forego any legal defense in this regard'

>>714494613 (OP)
>cop must tell you he's a cop if you directly ask him, otherwise it's entrapment
>i am untouchable if I add 'in minecraft' after suggesting to kill someone online
different generation, same retardation
faggot never learn

>>714494613 (OP)
I'm going to build a house have a loving family and enjoy my life... In Minecraft

>>714494613 (OP)
Sauce of the source of the quote?

>>714494613 (OP)
im going to steal taxpayers funds by funneling heroin from afghanistan to support black ops by funding neonazis in the azov battalion to commit warcrimes in border regions to start a massacre war to grift war supplies and bump MIC stocks (in minecraft)

are burgers going to get deported for their antisemitic posts on 4chuns?

"If I was being serious"

>>714495351
I'm already picturing the minecraft server with a simulated server scaled version of minecraft with little block computer terminals in people's bases to shitpost on now.

I hope this woman gets what she deserves, in Mario Kart World

>>714498184
simulated server scaled version of 4chan*

Fuck my gay nigger life.

>>714494613 (OP)
I never played Minecraft.

>>714497556
Minecraft is very antisemitic it should be banned worldwide.

>>714494613 (OP)
>information provided by the FBI
Hold the fuck up, so glowies were actually fucking real??????

>>714494613 (OP)
Not vidya
Report Submitted!

just give me Minority Report already, I'm tired of this shit

>>714498728
they or their children can use reddit and twitch and youtube like anyone else, anon

>>714496543
Mr. Anonymous claimed this post was a joke.

>>714494613 (OP)
Minecraft yourself, you sack of shit

>>714494613 (OP)
It's over. In Minecraft.

>>714496543
>what if i say, just joking

>>714499403
>>714499403
>things dont click

>>714499403
>Thad became a homo in prison

>>714499685
Proudly, too. Zesty nigga got out and talked about how he was cured of pedophilia by taking cocks every single day (and also finding God iirc). Maybe that should be the fate of all lolifags.

>>714499403
he still posts on /a/

>>714499403
>McMichael claimed this post was a joke
Classic

>>714494613 (OP)
I'm going to blow chelsea's home up with TNT in minecraft.

>>714498108
yes, unironically
i now know how the /pol/tards felt when they were voting for trump to own the libs. i would've voted for him too if i knew he was going to pwn them all with legions of ICE goons

>>714494613 (OP)
That's not what "in minecraft" is for, it's not a out hiding or concealing anything. If that was your goal you wouldn't be posting it publicly in places monitored by feds.
It's ab
out plausible denialbility. If you say something edgy like you're going to kill someone or blow up a school, you ad in Minecraft after it. Then they have to prove you ment to follow through in real life and weren't just shitposting, and that you didn't mean what you literly said about it occurring in a video game.

>>714499403
>\things\dont click\cp\cp
classic

>>714500080
They can detain you for as long as they want like they did to that guy who talked about teh sheriff

>>714499403
>WELL TELL 7 YEAR OLD GIRLS TO STOP SUCKING DICK SO SEXY

>>714494613 (OP)
Leftists and redditors thinking that this ever worked in the first place shows they're stupider than the mentally retarded

>>714499403
>merely a jape
I believe him

>>714500080
Judges and juries aren't actually brainless NPCs, and will know what you meant. Even if you show them you actually did make a replica of your school in minecraft and filled it with TNT, but you also ordered a bulk shipment of fertilizer at the same time.

>>714500416
>and will know what you meant
you mean they know they can pretend to be offended and keep you locked up without a trial for weeks?

>>714500080
Anon, it only works for plausible deniability if it's actually plausibly deniable. "I am going to blow up your house in minecraft" is plausibly deniable, if the person you are talking to does in fact play on the same minecraft server as you. "I am going to mail the governor a letter bomb in minecraft" is not plausibly deniable. You are not speaking some secret code; people know what this shit means.

>>714499403
I believed he was innocent until the detective presented the USB as evidence
I'm not gullible I just have extremely low faith in the feds

>>714497318
Everybody knows the right word for it is "frag" instead of "kill"

>>714500151
Sure, but it makes it a lot harder for them to actually charge you with a crime and prove it in court. A faggot sherrif is still subject to the court system. And nobody is planning on being detained or arrested for shit posts, but having plausible denialbility is better than nothing. And at this point it's become a meme

>>714494613 (OP)
Which one of you retards told that to the FBI?

>>714500520
"you guys are just pretending to be offended lol virtue signalers" is also not a defense that will work out for you in court.

>>714494613 (OP)
>hey let's rape that bitch down at miller street 23 in minecraft

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KivCRqfFcqY
A good sketch never dies.

>>714500707
Me, cause I want Low Tier God raped in prison

>>714500551
What are you talking about schizo? My minecraft server has all sorts of government roles and an economy mod with governors for each region, I put a note in his chest, why are you trying to act like you have an argument?

>>714501078
>cause I want Low Tier God raped in prison in minecraft
ftfy

Chitwood won

The common belief is that the Columbine shooting was planned and practiced by play Doom.
Building a replica of your school or a government building in minecraft with villagers named as your "joke" targets will have the exact opposite effect of plausible deniability and all the normalfags investigating and trying you will fully believe you were doing practice runs.

>>714500416
>>714500551
It's not about people not knowing what it means, it's not a secret. It takes it from proving it was you who made the threat and you planned to act on it to proving that and that you didn't intend for it to occur in a video game like you stated. Obviously it dose'nt erase other evidence like ordering bomb equipment.

>I taking a shit in minecraft
>I slaughter countless of humans in World of Warcraft
>I kill only black, fat women and jews in GTA4
>I will be the Thane of Whiterun in Skyrim
TAKE THIS CHELSEA E. MANNING A REAL WOMAN IN FFXIV

>>714500639
>And at this point it's become a meme
That's the problem, dipshit. The courts know that "in minecraft" means "we should do this for real" and interpret it as such. If anything it makes threats worse.

>>714501282
>It takes it from proving it was you who made the threat and you planned to act on it to proving that and that you didn't intend for it to occur in a video game like you stated.
That only worked until it became an idiomatic expression that is understood not to actually mean that. Again: people know what you mean, dumbass.

>to conceal the true nature
I'm pretty sure the "crime" is always openly stated before it is followed up by "in minecraft". If anything the minecraft excuse is making people speak openly about it, not conceal it.

in Krion Conquest

>>714500623
>I'm not gullible I just have extremely low faith in the feds
Fair

fascists are generally dumb, so they think paper-thin disguises akin to "[...] in minecraft" or "i sexually identify as attack helicopter" are not plain as day for anyone besides their fellow fascists

>>714501423
They would still have to prove you didn't mean exactly what you stated in court. They would have to prove that you intended to act on your threat, that you stated it would happen in a video game to hide those intentions, and that you weren't just shitposting.
All you have to prove is that you literly meant exactly what you posted. Also it wouldn't be you, it would be your defense attorney, who's entire job it is to figure this shit out. You're just giving them more tools.

>>714501423
What if you literally do what you said in Minecraft and prove it?

>>714494613 (OP)
You should kiss your sister.

>>714501929
It's not about hiding, it's an exploit.

>>714494613 (OP)
See this doesn't matter though, unless you think it does. That's the nature of court they have to prove that you were going to do it "in minecraft".
Now if the preponderance of the evidence suggests that you were going to do something and seemingly had plans and means to accomplish it or were moving resources towards it then you're likely fucked. However if you stick to your story that "in minecraft" only ever meant in the game minecraft (helps if you have logs of you actually playing said game at the time) say setting up tnt boxes to cover your tracks (perhaps even make recordings that your lawyer can access online) then they will have a hard time proving that you weren't speaking specifically of doing it only in the game and it won't be perjury.

>>714495551
i hate you for making me aware of it

>>714502227
attempt at an exploit (that was patched out years ago) to hide and conceal one's intentions

>>714502376
The actual consequence of tweeting "someone should firebomb this person's office... in minecraft" then you get a visit from the FBI the next day that eventually concludes with them leaving for now, but now you know you're on a list and they're monitoring everything you say or do from now on.

>>714494613 (OP)
>judge: in minecraft?
>anon blurts out: it's a meme you dip

>>714503124
>The actual consequence of tweeting "someone should firebomb this person's office... in minecraft" then you get a visit from the FBI the next day that eventually concludes with them leaving for now, but now you know you're on a list and they're monitoring everything you say or do from now on.
Depends on how serious they think you are and since parallel construction exists you can bet they know things you think they don't because most people are open books to law enforcement.

>>714499865
he still posts on youtube

>>714499403
hes out of prison and he started posting on youtube again. hes dating a crackhead

I don't care about laws that only work in favor of CEOs and companies.

>>714502376
Free speech is a thing and so is innocent until proven guilty. You don't have to prove anything. They have to prove you were lying, that your threat was credible and you intended to follow through on it, and that you didn't intend for it to occur in minecraft exactly as you stated.
And it dose'nt matter if they "know what it means" they still have to prove it, and they have to prove that is what you intended when you said it.
When you're being put on trial for something you said, and there's no other evidence against you, all your defense would have to be is that you meant exactly what you stated.
We will probably never see this tested though because you wouldn't b3 criminally charged unless they had more evidence or you took a plea deal.

>>714500416
>Even if you show them you actually did make a replica of your school in minecraft and filled it with TNT, but you also ordered a bulk shipment of fertilizer at the same time
what would that do?
you can't make TNT with bonemeal

>>714503517
>When you're being put on trial for something you said, and there's no other evidence against you, all your defense would have to be is that you meant exactly what you stated.
Completely wrong.>>714503517
>We will probably never see this tested though because you wouldn't b3 criminally charged unless they had more evidence or you took a plea deal.
Did you miss the /pol/tards that got arrested for threatening that sheriff a year or two back? It already has been.

>>714494613 (OP)
Fedniggers tongue my anus (in Roblox)

>>714499403
Right after, though.

I love killing people in GTA

>>714494613 (OP)
That's why you actually do it in Minecraft, to prove you really meant it in a video game.

>>714503595
https://abcnews.go.com/US/fbi-sends-letter-warning-fertilizer-purchases-explosives/story?id=12991048

>>714499172
Old reference. Not many people on this site know about Thad anymore

>>714499403
Just a prank bro.

>>714503665
Arrested dose'nt mean that it went to trial and was tested in court. I never heard what the actual result of those cases were. And most criminal charges are through a plea deal, which is not a trial.

>>714494613 (OP)
they should use words like own
like "someone should pwn that n00b 1v1 rust"

>>714499403
This guy 100% plays Blue Archive
And BA players will tell you with a straight face their player base knows the difference between meme and serious
God why is that shit on Steam now

>>714504063
>Arrested dose'nt mean that it went to trial and was tested in court. I never heard what the actual result of those cases were. And most criminal charges are through a plea deal, which is not a trial.
It was actually they went to prison.

>>714503665
I brought that up earlier and he handwaved the entire fact that the internet poster was arrested across state lines and detained for months (years? I don't know the guy's name to look it up) without trial. He has a naive and sheltered view toward human law.

>>714502072
in what game though?

>>714499403
>What if I just adopt a little girl
yeah ok this guy belongs in a ditch.
(in Minecraft)

>>714499403
>\things\dont click\cp\cp
always gets me, fucking thad

>make joke
>corporations hire lawyer to explain

Retard chads keep talking and winning, and doing nothing and winning

>>714494613 (OP)
Thanks for warning us Bradley. You were never the same after that sissy hypno.

>>714494613 (OP)
can someone explain whats going on. I dont understand shit

>>714504117
>I brought that up earlier and he handwaved the entire fact that the internet poster was arrested across state lines and detained for months (years? I don't know the guy's name to look it up) without trial. He has a naive and sheltered view toward human law.
Well he was trying to say that you can't be held accountable for "words under the first amendment" which he seem to think is a complete cheat code. Seemingly he believes that circumstantial evidence cannot be used to convict someone of a crime which is incorrect, it in fact gets used extremely often especially if there is more than enough evidence to convince a jury that a crime has been or will be committed.

>>714494613 (OP)
Didn't someone in bongland get sent to prison because he told someone he would kill them "in minecraft"?

>>714499172
Thad also had hard drives full of CP which is 2hatvhe was arrested for. If h3 didn't actually have the CP, the just joking defense would have worked. But if he didn't actually have the CP he wouldn't have needed a defense. Stating you have CP on Facebook isn't a crime, actually possessing it is. That dose'nt mean you won't be investgated by the police if you do post it in Facebook though obviously.

>>714494613 (OP)
I am going to rape OP... IN REAL LIFE

>>714497070
the hand not having an outline makes me not save the frog

>>714504436
Free speech dose'nt exist in bongland

>>714503124
>dont use social media other than chans, trannycord and maybe steam
>don't use a common identity between either
>can't find anything about me on google
>all online accounts made with fake names and dates of birth and random locations
>say and do literally anything I want online to the point where I've confirmed been in servers that have groomed other people into verified murders
>keep getting away with it.

KEK not my problem.

>>714499403
The number of anons actually bothering to read this is impressive.

>>714503871
anon, the joke was about the fact that minecraft's TNT recipe didn't use bonemeal

>>714501282
No. Courts ask what a reasonable person would think. And it won't work because of its meme status. I dunno how many cases have you seen, I watch trials as my hobby.

>>714497556
You're a sicko

>>714499403
It sounds like it actually started as a joke until he got too curious or something.
Then again, uploading cp to a t-shirt website requires some level of mental retardation. Sam Hyde wished he made that joke.

>>714504436
I don't know about any cases in bongland but a /pol/fag from burgerland did get arrested for a "in minecraft" post threatening Mike Chitwood + a few other guys

>>714504451
OP is a faggot. You can't rape someone that would enjoy it.

>>714505591
SIGMAike GIGACHADwood W, as usual.

>>714498996
But anon, there was no minority report

>>714504435
That's not what I said. I said they would have to prove you didn't mean what you said and that you intended to carry out the threat in real life and not in minecraft. Stating you are going to preform a crime in a video game is not a crime. They must prove that what you stated is not what you intended.
And obviously other evidence would help their case, like if you had been stock piling C4. The in minecraft thing would only work if the only thing they had was the statement you made.
Also I looked up what happened with that guy in Florida. He was sentenced to a year in prison, but he took a plea deal and pleaded guilty. So the defense was never tested in court.

>>714506663
>he took a plea deal and pleaded guilty. So the defense was never tested in court
How long was he detained and kept in jail before he went to trial and everything was resolved?

>>714506760
I don't know. And yeah that does suck to go through all that, but you're not guilty of any crimes until you plead that way or are convicted in court. Im not saying it's a good idea to do post shit, or that being detained would be fun.
But it was not tested that in minecraft would hold up in an actual trial and work as a legal defense.

I am now finding out that some people thought "in minecraft" actually made it okay to say.

The rules say not to use this site if you're under 18 for a reason, anon. Young people don't have enough life experience to figure out what's a truth and what's a lie. When I was your age, every single thread on 4chan seemed like an extremely important and serious conversation to be had. Now I can't even skim /v/ without having to turn away with revulsion from how disingenuous it is.

>>714499403
How the fuck can one man be that ret--
>>714503454
Oh hes black. No questions.

>>714494613 (OP)

*in Blue Archive

There, it will take them years to catch up.

>>714497318
>2025
>people still don't know what entrapment is

>>714494613 (OP)
>Chelsea Manning
isn't that the troon who Obama tried to jail for whistleblowing about the military?

b-but

>>714495551
It may be the disassociation? Like how 'My Computer' is now 'This Computer'. Instead of 'Posted from iPhone' its 'Twitter (the application) for this (meaning any) iPhone'. It is unecessarily robotic and gives no sense of ownership.

>>714507748
interesting terrorism training sim you've made there anon

>>714494613 (OP)
There's nothing from stopping someone simply saying "but not really" at the end of every statement. You can't fucking use legal notes to get around that. You can't prove someone's intentions either way.

>>714507730
Yeah, Army ripped his nuts off for ratting on his fellow countrymen.

>>714495551
sent from my iPod

>Bluhh huhhh they're saying illegal things and adding in Minec-

Whatever you killed MLK, fuck you

The Internet makes people stupid and they don't realize the legal ramifications of what they say. So many people are paying out shitloads because they think calling people a pedophile is a joke, or that death threats aren't serious. The Sheriff Chitwood saga didn't prevent enough stupidity

>>714503454
>even he has a gf

>>714507810
no nigger
its about mobileposters, simple as

>>714495051
only if you do it in minecraft apparently

>>714494613 (OP)
You can make as many threats as you like in real life, that's not illegal, they have to prove the threat is actionable. At the least, it's a warrant to detain you and uproot your entire life looking for shit to charge you with.

Consider, if someone told you they were going to shoot you in a minute, but entirely lacked a gun to do it with, that's not an actionable threat. I understand jews like to play semantics with the law to punish people who go against them, but the law is more about common sense than rigid letter.

>>714494613 (OP)
why not say "in GTA"? Would be more believable

>>714509985
"I'm going to burn down your house in GTA" is less plausible because the random person does not have a house in GTA and destructible buildings arenn't a mechanic.
The minecraft thing is at least plausible if you're talking to a classmate that might be playing on a server with you.(and absolutely retarded that grown ass adults turned it into a meme cheat code for discussing political violence on social media)

>>714508986
Because he has really low standards.

>>714494613 (OP)
I don't understand the courts concern, I did do that. In minecraft of course

>>714507748
What mass shooting is this?

>in minecraft means they are doing crime
>in minecraft-
UOOOAAAGGHH I am not abiding the statutes of secular conduct! Ahhh I am going to commit
>METACRIME
There's no way for me to control myself
>I AM COMMITTING TRANSGRESSIONS...AGAINST SOVEREIGN SOCIETAL REGULATION
Wuuuuaaaoogghhh I am breaking every law in existence!
>SIMULTANEOUSLY
I just resorted to all known possible
>REPREHENSIBLE ACTS
It's out of my hands now crusaders of good, assuredly you know best and would
>NEVER
lie or hide truth or gatekeep ways to better lives and freedom
>NEVER EVER

>>714494613 (OP)
ok fine in roblox then

>>714511295
Christchurch.

>>714504517

>>714498108
yeah, look into palantir

>>714494613 (OP)
>Tran E. Manning

>>714495551
Posted from my iPhone using Tapatalk.

>>714512612
Why is it full of big-nosed merchants?

>>714499403
He had so much fucking cp, that he had a subfolder named cp inside it.

>>714512683
:0

>in minecraft
gross

>>714501254
It's hard being an edgeGOD gamer in current year...

>>714499403
>>714503290
>>714503454
https://youtu.be/7jF3L3aDYyk?feature=shared&t=1120
Never change

>>714495551
It really makes you realize that the internet has gained 2 billion non-whites/non-japs in the last 20 years.

>>714494613 (OP)
Well yeah, it turns out intentions are more important than simply the words on paper. Just like how saying "unalived" and "graped" doesn't change the meaning of those words whatsoever and everyone who does that is a complete loser.

>>714499403
Reminder that this guy was literally so stupid that he immediately violated the terms of his parole/early release by posting on Facebook or some shit.

>>714495551
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujZcM-DSamA

>>714516270
>they didn't find out about the OTHER USB drive muhahahhaa

>>714499403
What an absolute mad lad mad thad was.

>>714494613 (OP)
That's why I always add "irl" to clarify that I mean "in Rocket League."