Stream 1:
Now: NES Shuffler
Next: Vib-Ribbon
Later: Monster Racer

Stream 2:
Now: 24 fucking hours of Final Fantasy IX
Next: Fuckin' nothing

Stream 1: https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon
Stream 2: https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon2
Schedule: https://esamarathon.com/schedule

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>>714502005 (OP)
OP, what year did you drag that meme from?

>>714501939
You can really tell he's a teacher with a fuckton of experience. Even just over the last 20 mins he's got the dude way more comfortable and talkative.

>>714501889
I bet before he didn't have anyone to talk to IRL and living with Tim gave him actual opportunities to socialize that weren't behind a screen. Being social is a thing that CAN be practiced.

also im migged

Rate Dizzy

Name my speedrun band

Rate Yolkfolk Rangers by TinyTim

>Dizzy fangame based on Power Rangers
How does this exist?

I freakin' migg'd

>>714502201
S

The Maid has delivered your pizza.
That will be $20 plus.....tip *winks*

>>714502201
>>714502219
A
Great job Tim

>>714502021
Does this really take an extra 8 hours?
There was the chocobo farming and what else?

>TIM IS RECOVERING

>>714502201
S

>>714502201
>>714502219
A

>>714502201
A+ Very comfy

>>714502201
SSS

>>714502201
A

IT'S MIGGIN' TIME

>>714502201
A

>>714502201
I'm doin' him an S

So are they actually going for 24h on stream 2 or is it a joke?

MIGHTY MIGGIN ANON RANGERS

>>714502219
A

>>714502201
S

>>714502219
S
I'm biased towards these two, the S is more so because of the amount of progress TwoSpaces has made. TinyTim is a fucking miracle worker.

>>714502201
S

>>714502201
>>714502219
A

>>714502005 (OP)
I'm in

>>714502162
Mate I just googled ff9 vivi meme. Do it yourself next time instead of complaining

>>714502201
>>714502219
S

>>714502220
Dizzy fangames are kind of fucking nuts.
https://yolkfolk.com/fan/
>>714502259
Getting to Ozma and then actually beating the fucker with just Vivi takes a lot of time, and probably a lot of retries.

>>714502219
>>714502201
A+++
Music was absolutely maddening, but other than that it was perfect.

>>714502201
A

Greetings from Viper's inner conscious

>>714502201
S I saw that old video of TwoSpaces and he made some real progress

>click on final fantasy stream
>guy in a maid outfit
ew not interacting with this semen slurping event again

>>714502219
>>714502201
A

>>714502426
Ey up

>>714502201
>>714502219
A
I love watching Tim play the Dizzy games and its nice seeing these two together again. TwoSpaces was reading chat and commenting about the series unprompted by the end. I feel oddly proud of him.

>>714502201
>>714502219
A

>>714502334
The original estimate was 16. But he's behind a bit, and has to do stuff like the Ozma superboss and FROGS. And he keeps saying the estimate needs to go up, so it's less a question of whether it takes this long and more will they let him do it.

>>714502220
What's even more baffling is that there is an audience outside of the creator that it's tailor made for, it's like it was custom made for Tim.

>>714502201
>>714502219
T rank for TinyTim

>>714502452
who asked

>30 seconds added to FF9 estimate
top kek!

>>714502251
I wonder how many people on current /v/ were there for the plus tip era...

>>714502452
Spoken like someone who's never even tried dick sucking before.

>>714501809
Duke Nukem 64

>>714502524
There's nothing else on Stream 2's schedule for a reason, it went about 22 hours the last time he ran it.

Should have made a TinyTim shirt not a Shemp Faggot shirt

>>714502452
Would it have been okay with the room and the sponsors for one of the ladies to have worn the maid outfit?

>>714502193

>oh neat, a full day of FFIX for July 4th chilling!
>

>>714502573
lmao, why?

IM A HEADBANGA

>>714502675
GDQ warmup

>>714502659
get Laura in the maid outfit.

>>714502619
It's time to go Gun Crazy!
*loud clacky rattle of the submachine guns*

>>714502725
That's a yuropean though.

>Vivi only run
>turn on stream during a mandatory Zidane fight

>>714502774
so it's for pleasure and not business

>>714502524
Stream 1 still lasts until Saturday evening so technically he still has 25 hours from now. Unless the venue kicks them out of the room, because maybe they only rented it till today.

>>714502675
is that a trannoid?
aaaaaaaaaaa im going insane

>>714502524
Yeah there's nothing else left today or tomorrow. It can go as long as they like as long as it doesn't take two days.

>years ago would dress up as a joke and no one batted an eye, they simply laughed
>now someone does it and everyone loses their minds

>>714502819
why don't they just mod it to change zidane to vivi

>>714502554
>.png

>>714502849
No, just a man in a maid dress.

>>714502849
This, but losing my desire to watch.

I’m that misplaced guy eating snacks at the end of the room on stream 2

>>714502893
nudist colonies have really lost their sense of humor

>>714502893
Remember the Plum outfit?

>>714502849
No, that's a man who's confident enough with his own masculinity he can wear that shit just for the lolz.

>>714502893
Whenever i go out i wear my man suit

>>714502726
If that's the only option

>gets donation for squats
>Nope not doing that
>get donation for all tetra master cards
>Nope not doing that
Whats even the point?

>Wot if they ran Doom on yer mum

>>714502990
>rubs hands into bloody pulp

Do you think having GDQ right after ESA will affect much? Do you think people will be more harsh on GDQ's runs? Usually ESA is a week or two after GDQ and is perceived as more of a cleanser. I guess that's ASM's role now?

>>714502914
I found the gif and downloaded it but /v/ doesn't wanna upload it. It's a gif, IDFK why

>>714503056
She's more into Chex Quest.

>>714503052
He won't even do squats? What a fat faggot

>>714503064
Don't care not watching GDQ

>>714502206
Troon inc. and the megachad

>>714502219
A

>>714502893
Last night people were losing their minds and freaking out because there was a "tranny" during Trackmania and it was just a guy with long hair, and his pronouns even said he/him. They're truly mindbroken, you can't even have long hair now.

>>714502893
That guy was doing it as a joke, but I don't blame anyone finding it hard to tell with manly_mave around

>>714503056
Wot if you culd glitch-jump past death
Bloody mental innit

>>714503064
Normally I find that GDQ leaves so sour a taste that I appreciate ESA more. Now, I find that I won't be sad when this ESA ends, I'm simply bracing myself for the next part of this marathon month. I'm curious if I will appreciate GDQ any more or less after this, but either way, I'm gonna enjoy ASM and Dogwater a lot more I think

That music and everyone on stream smiling makes me jealous and sad.

>>714503064
>ESA is the warm up
>GDQ is the sloppy main event that will probably burn us out
>ASM is the palet cleanser

Celebrate the Fourth of July with a nice tall glass of wo'er

>>714503095
It's ok Mona, I'll still stuff my face into your arse

>>714503143
Based Waingro-maxxing runner

I never said anything about tranny this or tranny that. I just think it's weird

is euro dominos good?

>>714503056
>wot if we did code manip to code an emulator that plays doom... on doom

>>714503064
I will probably have a harder time watching it. Stupid skits, longer setup times, "trans rights" covering the timer for a few seconds every time someone makes a donation for it.

>>714502206
Laura groomed both those lads

>>714503064
I'm always harsh on GDQ because they have some of the most annoying donation readers, it being before or after ESA doesn't change that

>>714503261
I think I might appreciate GDQ less as I'm already feeling burned out from speedruns and we're not even done with ESA... I think I am too weak.

>>714503095
here you go pal

>>714502693
Memes probably

>>714503271
Why would it, anon? You're part of the crowd

>>714502893
Times have changed.

pitsa time

>>714503064
Not really, at most some more negative votes for runs for the first day or so.
>>714503182
It's been happening on and off all week, one run some days back had this British chick on the couch, who wasn't hot but obviously wasn't trans, and some anons were still going nuts because they were sure she was.

>>714503294
>Dogwater is the niche kino for the true patricians

>>714503391
Last time I had it in malmö, I felt it was a bit too doughy and salty. Then again, I prefer thinner pizzas.

>>714503418
I fully believe it, what a disgusting creature

What's going on in here?

>>714503064
I only watch GDQ for the freaks.

>>714503294
So what's Dogwater?

>>714503391
Dominos is ass. And not the good kind.

>>714503576
american supremacy

yo you guys got battletoads?

>>714503438
Thanks tranny anon.

>>714503576
He feeding his alien chestburster

>>714503182
Some people are genuinely mindbroken by the trannies living rent free inside their head at this point. The amount of people, and not just here, who can't shut up about them for even a few minutes is astounding. They'll just bring them up randomly. They'll see an actual woman who isn't a 10/10 and they'll start questioning if she's trans, they'll see a guy with longer hair or some shit like you said, they'll assume it's a tranny as well. I'm so fucking tired of it all.

>>714503576
Playing dominos on cheese pizza ;)

Why would you speedrun on Xbox Series S of all things?

>>714502206
far from passing

COMBAT AMPHIBIANS!

>>714503576
The manliest guys in Europe sitting in front of the prettiest girls in Europe

He is back

>>714503605
God fucking damnit Crom

>>714503512
nah thats Bigbadgameathon but thats not till september

>>714503636
Preach, sister!

>Garnet cuts off her hair
And they ruined her.

>>714503434
You warm my heart, thank you dude

>>714503303
Thats why he is the goat

>>714503064
I'm watching GQD for one reason

>>714503598
The delicious junk food

>>714503391
They were bullied out of Italy

>>714503605
crom isn't a fucking faggot

CUM ON HIREXEN
GIVE US SOME CHOKES

>>714503762
It's a sidegrade since you see her ass better.

NES relay on stream 1 is finally ready

What was Amarant's deal anyway?

>>714503880
He's the Flaming Faggot.

Took a shit. Any good runs in the last 6 hours?

>>714503875
cant take my eyes off the best run of this event, stream 1 is dead to me

oh good its one of these fucking nightmares

what kind of adhd monstrosity is this?

>>714503880
hes pissed off that his entire story and being a recruitable character was cut from the gam

>1 hour and 20 minutes of this schizo mid-sentence switching

I haven't forgotten what they did to the Queen in the remake of Battletoads. Cunts.

>NES feverdream simulator

The shuffler is way too fast
.

I'm too old for Stream 1.

>>714503880
Squaresoft realized they hadn't filled the edgelord party member position, so they shoehorned him in.

>>714503220
What the hell is going on in stream 2?

>>714504080
you mean 1 hour and 20 minutes more of ff9

Stream one is absolutely incomprehensible. Will be back for French racists later today.
Please post chart.

>>714503636
Hope manly_mave reads this, bro

The swaps should cycle without randomization, then there'd be an ounce of strategy involved.

>>714503636
>99% of fat ugly dudes with long hair at speedrun events are trannies
>see fat ugly dude with long hair
>wtf why u think thats a tranny rent free in yo hed trans roids
You imbeciles lack basic thinking capabilities

>>714504149
24 hours of suffering

>>714504239
This sounds too rational and comprehensive

>>714503636
It's a weird mix of them almost having PTSD and like they feel they've picked up a new skill to identify them, and their pattern recognition is going fucking nuts because it makes them feel smart.

>1 hour of this
>it's only been 5 minutes

this NES shuffler is too chaotic, can't follow any of it

>>714504237
Genuinely who?

>>714504260
You do you, anon. Guess they'll live rent free inside your head your whole life.

>>714504239
The random swapping thing kind of worked when LargeJonathan did the Sonic boss thing but that was also a lot less all the fuck over the place.

>dizzy game
ZX SPECCY DJEM INNIT?

Call me a fucking zoomer if you must but the ZX spectrum fucking sucks, Atari tier trash games. Games didn't get good until the nes came out

>>714504149
24 hours of pleasure

I'm genuinely curious if ESA have more than 100 attendees and if they do, what percentage is playstation nation

>>714504421
stupid nigger

>>714503143
Dafuq? Is that real?

>>714504421
There are some good speccy games
It had Marble Madness and Deathchase and Three Weeks in Paradise

>>714503402
feels like these last 2 days did some heavy lifting

Go team blue

red sucks

>>714504480
I'd say closer to 300, at least when I went anyway, dunno what the numbers would be now.

>[banter dies]

Kneel, Team Red.

>>714504581
A fair few got ported to the NES too, so that anon's full of it.

>>714504581
The only good Atari and ZX spectrum games are shit that are arcade pick up and play style games, like pong, centipede, yars' revenge, tempest, breakout

Shit like pitfall, sword quest, dizzy, insert any ZX spectrum platformers all suck

>>714504612
Don't worry just 14 hours to go!

Yeah I'm already going back to stream 2. There's just not enough time for investment in any race

>>714504108
Microsoft recently did a massive round of layoffs in all their gaming divisions. The murderers of Battletoads faced comeuppance, take heart in that.

>>714503402
Why are you uncut

>>714504407
You are so dumb it hurts. Absolutely deranged.

>>714503418
>>714503568
I mean they both even said during the run. That when they entered Spyro speedrunning Laura was the first to greet them both etc.

nah thanks im not watching this shit i dont want brain damage, gonna rate it very badly if im back in time

>>714504606
Yeah I remember it being 300 too, but so many people have swore off ESA now. If many people who have submitted to ESA got accepted and shit like a 24 hour was still able to get in, that's a really bad sign

Time for a break, enjoy the nes adhd

>>714502893
we live in a society

Stream 1 is too schizo for me

this nes shit is giving me a headache

>>714504910
>(((a society)))

>>714504876
That's quite concerning.

>>714504612
Is he wearing that maid outfit for a bet or is does he think he's passing as a woman? Ruining my favourite game of all time wearing maid outfits. reeeeeee

What're we having for the 4th today anons? I think I'll start with one beer

shuffle~~~

>>714504891
dont do me dirty like this

>>714505027
Dono incentive.

>>714505027
he did for charity, there was a donation incentive so he would dress as a maid

>>714505027
His dad bet him that he couldn't possibly embarrass him more than he has as a speedrunner.

lads, I checked the streams just now for the first time today
>man in a dress
>10 HOURS done of a 24 HOUR run
what the fuck

Who is the stream one donation reader who just read the tongue twister? That was impressive.

>>714505029
Nothing as I am european

>>714505082
>>714505139
The million dollar question is.. who donated for it?

>>714505029
What a fabulous idea! A nice glass of refreshing beer, on a day like this.

>>714505029
Mom's spaghetti (actually)

>>714505204
It was me

What's the point in the ESA stream2, ff9 when they're not talking about anything that's happening on screen? They're talking about how sick they are or chicken nuggets or anything but the game.
This is fucking atrocious.

>>714505158
TaintedTali, she's pretty cool.

>Put the Frenchman in Team USA

>>714505029
water

Guys, stop being anti fun. Its raking up donations, that is the goal

>>714505204
I did.

Post the .webm of the kid scrolling through tiktok while playing minecraft and whatnot else happening in the background. It best describes this chaos.

Can never watch shufflers unless it's maybe like a level/stage shuffler, I'm not that brainrotted yet

>>714505029
the 4th what

>>714505295
>frenchman

how is my boy hirexen doing?

>>714505029
I had a spicy wrap but honestly it wasn't that good. Tonight to celebrate the end of my semester I will have some vodka.

Last one for ESA. I was gonna post the albums again but catbox appears to be down. see you bros at gdq

>>714504876
When you check the Oengus submissions pretty much everyone got in, some on multiple runs: https://oengus.io/marathon/ESA-Sum25/submissions

>green label
ngmi

2 discs done, only 2 more to go

>>714505286
its a friend simulator

>>714505029
rum

>>714505350
godspeed

>>714505340
Sorry, I forgot they prefer to be called Baguettes

>>714505432
the guy's dressed up cause he was running e33, pretty sure he's actually german

>>714505396

>>714505328

>>714504876
>>714504606
>>714504480
Now that we're near the end of the marathon I've started to notice the runners getting less unique. A lot of runners are re-appearing with other runs, sometimes three times over. Kinda shows how little amount of people applied.

>>714505350
Are you gonna miss the final day, guitarnon? Thanks for the riffs, they're funny

>>714504480
What sucks about the Playstation Nation thing is they'll only watch their runs and fuck off after. So every other run's crowd has been a barren landscape.

>>714505363
>They declined Spyro runs
Shit's fake.

>>714505604
yea, im going out of town for the weekend, so unfortunately im gonna miss the finale.

Firework and Hotdog day
*claps in freedom*

>>714505328
russy
RUSSY

>>714504597
Blue always. Better dead than red

>>714505396
Giving how short disc 4 is, it looks like he would be on track for the original 16 hours

Anyone know if CMR actually got funded or ran?

Is this the gen alpha experience?

They should duel to the death in the final round

>>714505750
Hope it's a good trip

>>714505545
nice

>>714504597
Is that Hitomi? Is that series still going?

>>714504553
ye

>>714504854
Lauara is PROOD of making people take HRT

>>714505917
Absolute hairline mogging.

>>714503143
He stole the testosterone of all the other runners.

>>714505286
Its a lame attempt to replicate unhinged long stream 2 runs of the past and it's failing as the people who made those runs good in the past are now no longer there. So it's just this pale imitation.

>>714505886
i dont know if he will go to ozma on disc3 or 4 though, if it's the latter then it will take a while

>>714505687
It's what I mostly hate about PSN. They're very culty and self centred because they're all sheeps to Ricky. They're all mostly nice people but fuck me i hate how much you can see them all move at all times, I remember seeing them all get off the bus in Copenhagen for the Zoo. THE ENTIRE BUS WAS FULL OF THEM

>>714505947
A lot of wet clitties when this happened

>>714505917
thanks bro, have fun miggin on the final day

>>714505947
Mirin the shoulders and biceps

>>714505947
Dangerously based.
>That chick in the middle trying to avert her eyes. she mirin.

bwos why is the estimate 24 hours now

>>714505732
They declined glyde too!

imagine having to swap those sweaty controllers around constantly

>>714506241
anon..

are they using cheats? they're not losing lives in contra or battletoads or time in marble madness...they just keep dying and dying and dying....

>>714506202
Wut? Does Ozma get stronger on disc 4?

>>714505886
I thought about it for a bit and things that are taking a long time for the ozma fight are probably:
>chocobo hot and cold
>world map treasure hunt
>friendly monster quest
>level grinding with grand dragon
>maybe card tournament for a reflec ring or something

>>714506323
Physically cringed

>>714506241
um...

>>714506303
$20 incentives keep fucking with him

>>714506357
>friendly monster quest
This could be a potential legendary trainwreck. Some of those can take hours to show up.

>>714505947
Its ecker!

>>714506209
At least run wise they're pretty good so I don't mind. They're not as obnoxious as the old guard.

>>714506338
>>714506401
Fuck sake... Is that a troon as well?

>>714505350
Always gets a smirk from me. Thanks for your efforts.

>>714506323
>ads getting declined

>>714506348
nope, but no idea if he will fight it after getting the items from terra and memoria or not

>>714505998
Probably gonna be the Proto of ESA in terms of their influence if you get what I mean once Proto got on board GDQ.

>>714506508

>>714503014
Still would.

>>714506508
come on now

>>714506508
Oops! All troonies.

>>714506334
I share your pain

>>714503402
Pokemon *SoulSilver was good thoughbeit, if it wasn't overestimate it would be a solid A run.

the answer is yes since the question is a yes or no question

>>714506670
>>714506508
>>714506241
ESA's Protocrew have been unlocked

>>714506323
Don't care.
Now if they would've declined Hydlide, that I couldn't forgive.

>>714506454
Really? I dont remember them taking that long. Now that you mention it though, maybe the dog takes a while and can be dangerous.

>>714503402
>No Time To Explain Remastered
What happened? No time to rate either?

>>714506209
I just felt bad when the room was full for the Looney Tunes racing run, then it was Tim's run and the place just EMPTIED.

We're there for Tim...

>>714503402
So much blue... Good.

>>714506567
It would always be more efficient to grind on disc 4 than. Especially with how the level up mechanics work stats wise

>>714506805
The one in the snowfield took me like 90 minutes in my recent play.

>>714503402
Why did Clair Obscur make someone buttmad enough to samefag it that hard?

You can tell the regret for submitting this run has now set in.

>>714506882
He just needs the bants back

The SGDQ bundle is up on Humble Bundle.

>>714505224
Goodness I'm thirsty.

>>714506880
It's Clair Obscur. There's absolutely nothing to say about the run it was just game wars really.

>>714506832
We've not had a godless night at all either.

>>714506882
aaa metako save me

>>714506869
Oh nice. Now i know what to look forward to. Any other that took a long ass time?

>>714506962
grim

>>714506962
yeah uhh thats gonna get a yikes from me

Imagine BigJon in the maid outfit.

>>714506880
Same old shit, popular game attracts some nutter who thinks he's fighting the game by spamming votes.

>>714506880
Honestly I just thought it would be funny to spam ZZZ and SSS too cause everyone else was, I was a follower.

>>714506962
with the exception of rct, it's all shovelware

>>714506813
Trust me, as a runner/comm/hell even just as a viewer, it fucking sucks

>>714507049
Hot.

>>714507041
>>714507035
you dont like the games? they have 100% positive reviews on steam incels

>>714506882
>>714506953
It's probably the point he realized it's not going exactly the same as the last time he ran it at ESA.

>>714506962
I unironically dont know any of those games

>>714506962
>A bunch of worthless trash with one old but decent game.
Sounds about right, honestly.

>>714507225
Yep, that run is 100% going to be an ad at SGDQ.
Expect the dev to be there too.

>>714507225
i hate GDQ """runs""" that are just literal advertisements for games no one played

>>714506812
There's no time to explain, anon

>>714503402
>Skyrim
What happened?

>>714507093

the nes run looks like a mess and not in a good way

>>714507327
>>714507337
the dev is going to be there alright

>>714507225
>built for speedrunners
i hate this shit, the whole point of a speedrun is to see a normal game be broken, if everyone who plays it plays it the same way there's no point

>>714502893
It's become a lot more obvious these days that some people aren't doing it ironically. It's funnier if you're more masculine like >>714507049 says, or at least if you can actually pass. But most of the people, like the guy who showed up, are just skinny men that are still blatantly men.
If it got them more money than not, then fair deuce, but that's all I'll say.

>>714506962
>Catlateral Damage
Let me unlock you some cringe memory, free of charge:
https://youtu.be/o6QnGdtQFJc

>>714507539
But Pippy is going to be there!

>>714506576
>once Proto got on board GDQ
Laura is gonna become a fake victim of isolation after annoying the fuck out of everyone and leaving?

>>714506962
All trash. Even the only good game, RCT1, is completely obsolete and pointless to play.

>>714507540
Built for running is the same kind of stupid as built for esports is.

>>714506962
Alright, that's a good deal.

>>714507727
Even more pointless than playing Left 4 Dead 1.

JUST FUCKING STOP WITH THE SPLIT SCREEN SHIT CRINGE AF.

>>714507539
>game is such a flop that the runner is the game's developer himself
holy lmao. that's low even for GDQ

>>714507727

>>714507580
Cute post

>>714506967
Mayhaps a can or two of this "lager beer" may rid me of my perishing thirst

>>714507539
What's the correlation?

>>714507727
wow only 10 burgerbucks for rollercoaster tycoon, what a steal

TOOOOOOOOOT

>>714507781
Sometimes you just wanna Forest Frontier, anon.

>>714507904
the runner is the dev

>>714506882
FF runs have never been the same since the Luzbel drama

>>714507908
>>714507832
>taking an MS Paint joke this seriously

>>714507908
>paying even $1 for abandonware

>>714507989
>joke

>>714507965
How do you know?

>>714507935
It's easy to get all of them in RCT2. Official RCT website even used to have them as a free download for RCT2 on their site in the 2000s.

>>714507908
I'm pretty sure the joke was that was the only game worth playing in the bundle.

>missed tim
>missed twospaces
kill me

>>714508049
Reminds me of how Rockstar used to have GTA1, 2 and Wild Metal Country for free on their site.

>>714507727
It was a better deal when I got it for free in a cereal box 20 something years ago

>>714507904
>>714508039
The link under runner name "Ben Albert" directs to "Leeroysbro" on Twitch, where he states he's the dev of the game. Googling both names also proves this.

>>714507982
Stop anon

>>714507259
Well the people that were there aren't there anymore and this ESA has a different energy, its more "pure runs" energy

>>714506962
So if any of these are being "ran" at SGDQ they're confirmed shill games?

>>714508264
>>714507539

>>714508264
They're all being ran at SGDQ, that's why it's a SGDQ bundle you dumbbell.

>>714508187
It also had a much more relaxed vibe, on top of there just being a bunch of people who at least broadly knew the run, who could talk about it or take over for a while if needed.

He's kind of isolated to himself this time.

>>714506962
Never heard of a single one of these. Grim

>>714507539
>>714508305
at least hes running his own game i guess. little worse than bored skyped in dev that has nothing to say about his game while everyone shits their diapers going 'whoaaaaaa how cool was it that we got the dev of GAYFUCK INDIE RUNNER to see how speedrunners BROKE HIS GAME'

>>714508032
Autism

>>714508443
all the random indieshit i can understand but
rollercoaster tycoon?

>>714508443
Except rct obviously

>>714507982
I don't remember this.
Share the tea with me.

>>714506882
He's starting to realize that this doesn't feel like old ESA anymore. That this isn't how it used to be.

>>714507273
You don't know RCT?

who just shit the bed in tetris? that wasnt my baby boy was it?

>>714508543
There are Anons around now who know about Mr Bones Wild Ride from the internet without knowing about RCT.

>>714508543
I do

>>714508541
Do you work for a tabloid or something?

>$50,000
GDQ will beat that before the end of day 1

>>714508780
are you trying to play console wars in charity totals?

These two runs on both streams feel a little out of place. They feel more in place with 2022 - 2023 era GDQ with Argick running around yelling and Metako running on stream 2 but the "crazy chaos" runs just seem to not really fit the atmosphere that ESA is going for this year which is a lot more comfier and a lot more "just runs" I think the wackiness of stream 1 just kinda felt like tonal whiplash after comfy Tim and stream 2 is like when a movie makes a shitty remake of a classic, like they're trying to relive their besth its or something and it's not working.

I think its the lack of crowd going crazy on stream 1 too. Most runs there's either no crowd or a quiet crowd. So their lack of energy feeds into the lack of energy of the run and "wacky" runs need a lot of energy.

>>714508780
Boy, I sure love those 10000 dollars donations from Anonymous and the Yetee!

>>714508780
these Germans and picrels combined, man

>millions of people
Yeah the few thousand
>>714508780
Says a lot about euros

>>714508780
GDQ will once again have less viewers than last year yet make (launder) more money than last year. People are just getting more and more generous!

>>714508826
There's been fuckwits trying it for years, ever since ESA got mentioned in GDQ threads as also existing.

You can only watch one.

kino cutscene incoming

What are they talking about

>>714508915
>Hey y'all Yetee here

>Schedule guy on stream 2 says that they added the Yolkfolk run thinking they were ahead of schedule but they read it wrong and they were behind schedule and now that's made them even more behind.

Dipping for now to watch Ballerina for Ana
see you lads later

>>714508915
Charities are actually a terrible way to launder money. They're useful for minimizing taxes, but by their nature they're not very conducive to laundering money.

>>714509074
I am thankful for their fuckup, we got moar Tim.

>>714508780
ESA in shambles. Recovery chance: 0%.
Chuds btfo. Extreme left be-happy-and-smile-or-else trannies won.

>>714508915
Just how do they do it!?

>>714508992
They're gonna bang that tranny.

Shit I'm glad they've changed/not featured on this ESA:
>No crowd control runs they were the worst
>Drastically reduced the amount of gameshow segments to just one
>No $20% though FF9 is like a half assed attempt at it

I do miss the gimmicky "runs" though like Ikea and PS modding but they did start to go overboard with them. Wish they had at least one.

>singing
stop

I thought I had a stroke a second ago

>>714509202
is this data exportable? do $/viewer

>>714508409
I think that relaxed vibe is why stream 1 isn't working for me either.

They should really get one of the previous commentators back on this run. This is just 90% dead air currently.

>>714509387
Watching this run made me realise, yes, we have no crowd control or gameshow segments. Thank goodness.
I almost forgive this current stream 1 run now.

Rate NES Shuffler

>>714508409
Must suck being the only one of your friend group left.

>>714509502
https://github.com/alligator/agdq-stats

>>714509583
C

>>714509583
B

>its another hirexen humiliation ritual

>>714509583
C

>>714508529
The PS1 FF runs where dominated by a tight group of irl friends and they always had top tier banter when one of them was playing. Then one of them (Luzbel) mentioned that he supported Vox; a Spanish political party that's considered far-right. This obviously didn't sit well with the alphabet people and he was banned from all events. Out of solidarity his mates never came back as well.

>>714509583
C

>>714509583
C

>hirexen on the losing team
My god it just never stops

>>714509583
C

>>714509502
https://gdq.alligatr.co.uk/comp/gdq

>has "race"
>don't even use splits to actually track the teams
What is the point of the "race" in that case?

>>714509583
B

>>714509583
C
too much going on. BigJon's Sonic boss shuffler is as coherent as this kind of run can get

>>714508915
Hey faggot the BBB passed, ain't gonna see that sweet USAIDs money anymore and nobody likes trannies lmao

>>714508780
>200k on anonymous donations on the last day for no reason.

>>714509631
thats too bad for the nazi ff community

>>714509583
D
Absolutely incomprehensible

>>714509538
There's one gameshow tomorrow but thats the only one. Unlike that one ESA that had like two a day.

>>714509583
D hard to follow, Esa races pretty much all suck

>>714509101
>>714508915
How would you launder money with GDQ anyway

she would crush him!

>>714509583
It got a lot of money and the commentary was pretty good and entertaining. The run itself was kinda boring, the whole switching thing got stale quickly
Im givin him a C

>>714509583
D

>>714509583
C for Chaos

>>714509770
You just do, okay?!

>>714509583
C
Unfitting for the style of this year's ESA.

>>714509770
It's not money laundering, it's advertising on a different line item
I don't understand how often this has to be said

>miniscule Timothy towered over by some random lady
Bro can't catch a break

>>714509684
I don't think they've done it at all this marathon despite having the same overlay as last time, which definitely had that shit.

>>714509770
How new are you? All NGOs are laundering money schemes.

>>714509583
C

>>714509725
Agreed, sister.

>>714509583
I'm doin' him a C

I just roke up

>>714509583
B, I might've enjoyed it more had I been in the mood for something so focus-splitting. Maybe three games instead of five, but then it ends quicker.

>>714509859
Then I suppose you can enlighten me?

>>714508992
Vector's master plan

>>714509849
>Tali
>some random lady
Man /v/ sure falls out of remembering which female presenters they're enamored with real quickly

So much dead air and low energy for the FF9 run now. I think they've realized its a bust. People are talking amongst themselves, checking their phones.

>>714509770
You don't. There are financial benefits to doing charitable donations, besides advertising to spend-easy audiences, but they don't tend to revolve around money laundering.

>>714509976
I went back to Stream 1 because it's just the same Vivi% run we've seen before a few years back.

Everyone I know, goes away... in the end...

>>714509753
I've liked most of the game show segments, but condensing it sounds like acceptable terms.

Speaking of, here's the final day's schedule? What do we think? I'm probably gonna skip Undertale but lock in for everything from Skate 2 onward

>>714509948
Basically, ESA earns legit and honest money, GDQ became a farce DEI enforced pushing gay and tranny shit for YEARS now and now that Trump passed that bill, no more funding.

>>714510128
This is gibberish.

>>714506882
He's in dire need of a blowjob

>>714510128
Take your meds, schizo.

>Metako leaving made him lose the last of his hair

>See more Apollo
They brought back ApolloLegend for this ESA?

>>714509976
They are speedrunning for 12 hours anon. What do you expect?

>>714510128
So, where's the money laundering?

Which way, anon?

>>714509976
How many hours now it has been?

>>714509583
B, had a few good moments

watching in the bath tub lads

>>714510274
>no feet option
Don't ride

>>714510274
I almost misread that as "Limbus Castle Lift" and was about to reply "Turn 450° and walk away"

>>714510110
It's a shame the threads didn't stick with that, for being an experimental thing before a massive community split it was pretty great.

Also I think that might be Das laying down in the back, lol.

>>714510270
Your taxpayer money retard, oh wait you're a NEET, that's getting cut too LOL.

oh, it's that furry game I sometimes see thread about

that bunny is doing things to me

>>714509583
F

those juicy RRRRR's
mmmm

>>714510432
...asking you "What's up, doc"?

>>714510404
Shit's wireframes, there's not even any fur for them to fap to.

>>714510393
Do you know the definition of money laundering?

>>714510118
I think just one is fine. Each event should have just one $20%, one gimmicky "run" like ikea building, and one game show. Everything in moderation.

Also glad they stopped doing the milestone madnesses, was awkward when they wouldn't hit the milestones but do it anyway.

Wow this finn's accent is strong, coffee time for in talk english

Coffee is flesh

>>714510478
Tell that to >>714510432
Also you should know better

>>714510563
#BNNUY

>Playstation Nation runner
>Room fills the fuck up after being empty before
>Its the same people
RIP to whatever's next that shit is gonna empty

Gravy train's the enemy.

Sex Rabbit

Now this going to be hassua.

>Finnish runner with a thick SPURDO accent
gonna be kino

>>714510636
>RIP to whatever's next
I'm reading a "20-players relay" run, so I guess room is still gonna be packed

>>714510636
Monster Racer, it's another PS1 game.
After that is COD shooty tooty zombies though so they'll clear out by then.

>>714510559
MY COFFEE MACHINE ES

FULL POWER

>Finnish runer isn't at Finnruns

>>714510128
You should look into the other companies owned by Edenal. Their balance sheets don't add up.

huh does anyone knows how to "port" plum song into this game?

ngl, this is the worst quiz I've ever seen

>>714510818
His too outgoing to be among the finns.

>>714510929
IIRC it just reads CDs

God I spent so much time playing the demo for this.

Everyone look at the top right far in the crowd... do you see?

>>714510929
Easy, it's just CD audio so you burn it to a disc.

>>714510929
They completely missed that

Playstation Nation is the best. We will control esa from now on, it is our turf

>>714510987
Th-that bulk! Could it be...?

>>714510929
They just explained all you need is an audio-CD to swap in while the game's on and you can play all songs on it
so just burn one with the Plum song or load an audioCD via emulator CD swap and you're set

Finnish autism

>>714510929
All you need to do is burn a music CD that a PS1 can read, and put the song on it
Vib Ribbon's gimmick is that it's small enough game that it can remain in PS1's RAM, and just read whatever music disc is inserted

>>714510987

>>714510987

>>714510128
Uh huh and I'm sure trump told you this personally
>captcha: ph0kd

tinytim
went to the gym
tried the weights but it was grim
he ran home quick to get real busy
and played the game of an egg called dizzy

>>714510987
He has a run later i think

>>714511104
What happens if I make the mistake of cumming inside this vector bnuuy

>>714511213
Your penis gets bisected into eight dimensions.

>>714511190
Should have donated with that message when he was playing

this guy kinda sucks

he really does look for the part of a vibribbon fag

>I read all the last threads
Fuck I missed the elden ring redemption run

>>714511104
Ominous

>>714511309
It was just a big simpathon

>>714511309
same

I miss this era of Playstation, there are never fun experimental games like this nowadays

>>714511309

>>714511037
>>714510636
To be fair on Playstation Nation if they weren't there ESA would be practically empty. They've pretty much saved ESA by all submitting runs knowing they'd get in and bhy attending

>>714510987

>>714511420
So, by being on the inside for them, Laura saved ESA?

Vibri if she wasn't just geometry

I don't care whether this qualifies as a run or a showcase, this is great

>>714511309
it was pretty good

>>714511409
I miss when you could just buy a game and play a game and it was yours and you'd get all the content.

If this was a modern game you'd have to buy the DLC packs for songs.

Sex with stream 1 rabbit
Sex with stream 2 rat

>>714511410
I bet they fucked after that, because last time was a trainwreck

>>714511535

Dance with me, /v/

>>714510987
>"I recognize that fat runner!"

>>714511535
Lines...Erotic...

its over
vibri is WOKE

>>714511589
both at once

>>714511517
Pretty much. They're in a crisis situation as all their regulars left so it was either get all of Laura's friends or have 1 week of Skenmy

>>714511589
rat should've been a rabbit

>>714511629

>>714510953
I do this but i would also turn towards the forest so i dont make eye contact with cars driving by.
Im 1,95m btw.

>>714511594
>limp
>useless

That's a big-ass ice cream

Being able to swap discs was such a cool gimmick for the PS1. You were able to do it in Monster Rancher too, which makes me wonder how the remasters on steam work.

No more big milkers at this event?

>>714511660
>or have 1 week of Skenmy
Who doesn't even run games.

>>714511746
for the monster rancher remasters they have a database where you can search for the CDs and use them as if u were using them on the psx

>>714511710

>>714511758
No

>>714511758
Planks banned her for causing them trouble, she does stuff at NSG now.

bro has a beautiful voice

>>714511832
Too much for me

>>714511746
I think they use codes.

>>714511746
>>714511828
I loved that game, I had a CD that gave me this tanky as fuck golem scorpion thing.

getting wobbly

>>714511832
Is that made with love, or hatred?

>>714511584 What are you smoking? They had expansions Decades ago outside of freeware you were lucky to get a non buggy game. For every 1st party titles there were literally 100s of 1000s of broken crap

>troonspam

>>714511969
Incompetence.

>>714511969
It's already melting. Going to make for a fun webm if they don't touch it for a while longer.

>>714511409
>>714511584
>>714511746
PS1 was super innovative no wonder it was a huge hit and dominated that gen. People often attirbute the fact it was 3D to its success and that's also true, it did had the best 3D graphics, but the fact it was also a music player really helped. Then the PS2 was even better, the fact that it was also a DVD player REALLY helped. It was the cheapest DVD player on the market.

>>714511862
Friday night and the lights are low...

>>714511930
I remember getting a random ass monolith slab and thinking it was the coolest shit ever, like i found a mystery monster no one ever saw in the game. was very sad when it died

>>714511832
It's no onion pudding.

>>714511941
Based.

>>714511629

Rate vibribbon I guess?

>>714512107
B for bunny

>>714512107
A
very fun

Rate Vib-Ribbon?

>So behind schedule they can only do one

Plum time?

>>714512107
A, fun stuff

So how many frogs IS he at now?
Last I heard the donation count was up to 50

They should put in some NWA

>>714512107
D
if you really wanna do an autoscroller game "run" then you better show skill and this was no tetris grandmaster chief

>>714512107
C
I want to fuck the bunny.

>>714512107
A

>>714512107
B

>>714512107
B

>>714512107
A. That was a very pretty visual trip.

>>714512107
A

>>714512107
A, nice vibes

>>714512107
>>714512140
C

I guess this was inevitable in Sweden

Only one song?
This sucks

>>714512107
A

>Through the ABBA and Flames

>>714512270
>sample

Six Pence None the Richer sang it better

>>714512107
A

>>714511828
I get why they had to do that but it feels like it removes the randomness from it, you just select the CD that gives you the best monster.

YOU CAN DANCE
YOU CAN DANCE

They sound like minions

>>714512107
A

I just wish they had used better custom song after.

https://youtu.be/cbVz7krraWk?t=1991

cringekino

>>714512107
A

>>714512107
B

>>714512107
A

>>714512270
They're giga behind schedule because they added Tim's run thinking they were ahead of schedule when they were in fact behind.

>joke's on the staff, he burned a CD with 10 hour version of the song

heh

>>714511990
Incredible how you addressed literally nothing that anon said and casually became the world champion in goalpost moving.

>>714512107
C

>>714512107
C for Cunny Wabbit
Would have been much higher without the retarded since along

I don't have to address anything zoom zoom o.o it's facts.

How did they get so behind schedule when everyones been coming in super under estimate?

this esa has been unusually homoerotic wtf

That was beautiful.

>>714512332
leigh doesn't have the voice to carry this song

>Skenmy was the attention whore with the glowsticks in the background
Of course

>>714512624
>unusually

OW FUCK MY EYES! PULL HIS SHIRT DOWN!

>Vib-Ribbon is over

>>714512624
It will never beat those two fags in the bouncy house.

HAHAHAHAHAHA LOOK EVERYONE
ITS.. ITS.. OH GOSH I CAN'T BREATHE.. ITS GOOSEBERT
HAHAHA
LFMAOOO THIS SOOOO FUNNY
WHAT A FUNNY MEME EDENAL
THANK YOU FOR CREATING HIM THIS IS SUCH A HILARIOUS MEME
EVERYONE G-GOOSEBERT SHOWED UP ON STREAM 2, EDENAL BROUGHT GOOSEBERT!!

>>714510128
You didn't explain where the money laundering was.

>>714512757
hopping bulwark*

>>714512624
>Europeans being homo is unusual
You new to earth?

>>714512757
Jhay and Eidgod, the bedroom eyes in the race with them was the gayest thing ever.

Shame they broke up.

>>714512791
sex

>>714512791
Let people have fun, anon

>>714512791
Honk honk to you too, anon

>>714510393
Where is the illegal money that is being laundered and how exactly are they laundering it via a speedrunning event?

>>714512791
Goose "All miggers must fucking hang" Bert

>>714512791
based

goosebert is an unfunny forced meme and a blatant attempt to replace plum with something that doesn't belong to someone else

>>714512107
I'm doin' him a B

>>714512850
Maybe that anon's argument is that taxation is theft?

>>714512901
I can't believe goosebert is fucking dead

>>714512791
Why don't you love him, /v/?

>>714512929
Goosebert was a dumb off the hand joke with a prop that was kicking around from something else, but Edenal thought it was fucking genius and wouldn't let it die.

Did he assume the frog's gender just now?

>>714512983
he's RACIST

>>714512929
>>714512791
Don't worry I'm sure the stock of Goosebert shirts will sell out soon enough, just 200 left to go in 2 days! Ignore that every other shirt has 30 left, once they're gone people will flock for the Goosebert shirt.

These people in steam 1 have no charisma and yet we are forced to watch this despite being behind schedule

>>714512901
>>714512975
At the marathon before, Metako took it and threw it outside and left it there.

>>714512983
I like naturally formed memes
I don't like artificial memes

>>714512929
They should just make off-brand Plum. Didn't they have a blonde girl for a while?

>>714512051
I dont think the music player had anything to do with it. I never saw any of my friends use it for that.
I think besides the obvious factors like more storage, better controller and better marketing, a big factor was that the 90s were all about being cool and it made the n64 look like a console for children.

migu
>>714513145
>>714513145
>>714513145

>>714512791
>where's goosebert?

>>714513164
>The official mascot of ESA, Tangerine

>>714513164
The blonde girl is for a different event

>>714512901
Metako was the only one who could make Goosebert work. Without him, he's just a Legally Distinct Untitled Goose. With him, suddenly there's something to strike the goose down like a looney toon.

My favourite bit was with ESA legends
>Metako is exiled outside for 10 minutes by Goosebert
>He's allowed back in
>Grabs Goosebert by the neck and yanks him offstage but with a camera on him like a WWE skit about to turn violent
>Instead sets him down gently on a box with a blanket
>"I know what they made you do. I don't blame you."

Cinema.

>>714513164
That's RTAJapan

>>714513164
She's been the mascot since forever, nobody remembers her or what she's called.

>>714513215
A speedrun event the soize of a tangerine

>>714513259
Schrodinger's ESA mascot