>game introduces a diverse rooster of characters

>>714502248 (OP)
Why are they all so fat?

>>714502703
HFCS, seed oils, MSG etc

dios mio

as an american i think we should just nuke ourselves

>>714502703
Because they eat at buckees

What the fuck is a 'Buc-ees' and why are burgerpunk Americans obsessed with it

>>714502248 (OP)
americans are weird

>>714502248 (OP)
pragmata if she american TToTT

>>714503183
Its basically a costco thats slightly nicer than a costco, like if costco is a cvs than buc-ees is a walgreens if that makes sense

>>714503183
Its a chain of novelty gas stations well known for their clean bathrooms and BBQ sandwich stations

Dang why they so fat and old and ugly??

>>714502248 (OP)
OH CAN YOU SHART

>>714502703
Its america. 80% of the population is overweight, 35% obese.

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>>714503465
epic reference brotherino

>>714503754
quiet burger

>>714502248 (OP)
Are Americans all basedjaks?

>>714502703
Honestly I’m always asking myself how people let themselves get that big. I eat a lot of junk food, but iv never gone over 22% body fat in my life. A lot of these fuckers are proudly at 50% or more

>>714502703
These are the type of people that show up to a Gas station grand opening. So many fat fucks obsessed with Bucees for some reason when it isn't nearly as good as QuikTrip.

>>714503610
These colors make me hungry

>>714502248 (OP)
>:0:40
average guy with qt gf

we're all going to make it bros

>>714503754
all me

>>714502248 (OP)
Dawg dating in the south has got to be hell

>>714504203
It’s pretty rough if you’re not open minded lmao. A lot of single moms and people who have given up