Thread 714503760

>yuna canonically cheated on tidus with a shota
The fuck were they thinking?

>>714503760 (OP)
no? she canonically cheated on Tidus with Seymour. She even married the guy.

>>714503760 (OP)
I wish she'd cheat on me with a shota...

>>714503760 (OP)
Books are not canon

>>714503760 (OP)
square just couldn't help it

Anything FFX post-first game is a dumpsterfire. Even just cameos in other games or spinoffs like Dissidia.

I need to fap, tell me about it

>>714505132
>yuna manages to bring tidus back and make him "real"
>he dies in one of the stupidest ways possible

All I hear about FF is the games either cucking the player, being boring movie games with no gameplay, or going through pains to cover up Tifa. Does this franchise have any points that are actually gratifying to the player and designed to make us feel good?

>>714505364
The best part is that he fucking recieves a prophecy warning him to not kick a particular blitzball that is actually a bomb which will kill him, says 'but it is my nature' and then immediately goes and kicks the first blitzball he sees, which is naturally the bomb that kills him.

>>714504949
She put on her robe and wizard hat.

>>714505132
>>714505954
>'but it is my nature'
holy mother of kino

>>714506191
>robe and wizard hat.
The weakness of any SS

The fact that FFX 2.5 and FFX were both written by Nojima is insane to me

I still can't believe that those books are even real

>>714506736
They make these non-canon books all the time. Star Wars had one between ep 4 and 5 where Luke fucked Lea. Halo is full of them, not of of them really canon.

>Boyfriend dies
>God dies
>Immediatly goes full slut mode
What did Square Enix mwan with this?

>>714507105
Art imitates life

>>714507105
its actually Rikku's doing

FFX-2 is actually a pretty interesting premise and written well. But people don't want to talk about that

>>714507569
It's also full of stupid shit.

>>714507646
the only really egregious thing i felt was the shaggy reference. and the horrible level of strategy guide bait

>>714506583
Why, FFVII and FFX were the only functional stories he ever wrote. FFVIII or any extended material to FFVII and FFX are full trash.

>>714504008
Wouldn't that mean she was actually cheating on Seymour with Tidus

>>714503760 (OP)
Give me a QRD on the books, I know Teedus dies by kicking a blitzball for some reason

>>714507646
>It's also full of stupid shit.
Aw come on it's not that ba-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RPAp2DK8Kw

>>714507943
Teedus dies, yuna somehow manages to bring him back but he is still undead (unsent idk?) and it he realises he is dead he will die for real
Also Sin comes back because of the ending of X-2 when yuna brought back tidus
So basically everything accomplished in FFX is undone

>>714505954
What a fucking CHAD.

>>714508315
The real ending of x-2 is Yuna moving on an Teedus staying gone. Everything else is a fever dream

>>714503760 (OP)
>wakka impregnated lulu

>>714508774
>making this "option" go nowhere

dick move

>>714503760 (OP)
He should have picked the hot blonde instead of the horse.

>>714509063
It's worth it to have Lulu toss the blitzball during Blitz Ace even if it doesn't really lead anywhere

>>714508774
>when it's a fucking rental

>>714503760 (OP)
I hope Brother also got a go on her. He deserves it after carrying me through blitzball

>>714503760 (OP)
Reminder that we we're robbed of a kino Jecht, Auron and Braska prequel