Thread 714507515 - /v/ [Archived: 523 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:16:36 PM No.714507515
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>he doesn't roll a dwarf whenever given the option in a vidya gaem
explain yourself
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:20:17 PM No.714507784
I’m already 5’7 irl
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:38:44 PM No.714509181
>>714507515 (OP)
Why do all dwarf men have to look like 40+ year old bikers? I know thats the stereotype, but its to the point where I can't even picture in my head what a 20 year old (or equivalent in dwarf years) would even look like. Dwarf women dont all look like grannies. If games ever allow you to roll a youngish looking dwarf male, I usually go that route, but thats pretty rare.
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:42:54 PM No.714509523
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>>714507515 (OP)
because i usually roll a rogue and dwarven rogues are retarded.
but i always try to have a dwarf in my party because most dwarven companions are based.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:45:25 PM No.714509735
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>>714509181
They tend to have blocky facial features and I imagine they start cultivating a giant beard as soon as they hit dwarf puberty, so even younger dwarves look about 20+ years older than their actual age (by human standards).
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:46:42 PM No.714509830
>>714509181
dwarfs pop out of the ground fully formed as adults
there are no dwarf children in the human sense of children
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:54:27 PM No.714510415
>>714507515 (OP)
Dwarves always seem like a self insert for balding fat fucks who can't stop drinking beer
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:06:31 PM No.714511397
>>714510415
that's because they are. Name one Chad who actually plays a dwarf. lol
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:08:39 PM No.714511572
I'm a homo :(
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:10:36 PM No.714511724
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>>714510415
I have been told that representation matters
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:20:36 PM No.714512563
I play the tallest race to bang dwarf females. Beards are acceptable.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:26:55 PM No.714513078
>>714511397
me
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:28:15 PM No.714513195
>>714510415
not bald and don't like beer but i play a dwarf whenever the opportunity presents itself
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:31:04 PM No.714513440
The game never acknowledges it because they don't expect you to actually choose the midge option.
Like in BG1 Imoen refers to you as taller than her regardless of your race.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:37:26 PM No.714513978
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I'm 6'3 but when I see a 6'6 at the grocery store I feel like a dwarf