Thread 714507850

The undisputed QUEEN of /v/

>>714507850 (OP)
she looks like a nortubel character

>>714507850 (OP)
i love maractus

>>714507850 (OP)
cactus sex
cactus rape

>>714507850 (OP)
>>714507952
>>714508209
>>714508316
>>>/vp/

what's causing this maractus fever? is it the weather?

>>714510923
For me it's because i read a short story about a pair of Maractus dancing for a random dude

psst
hey kid
you wanna buy some cactus juice?

>>714511690
what are the side effects?

>>714507850 (OP)
That's not Etna.

>>714510923
her relevance grew out of proportion

>>714507850 (OP)
She's gonna poke someone with that big forehead spike

>>714511756
what are you, a cop? get outta here

>>714510923
Its the dumbass face

>>714512194
dont worry im not a cop, just curious

>>714507850 (OP)
We had a Maractus thread the other day calm down.

i wish i didn't like the pokemon games, all it does it cause me pain when i think about how shitty the games are now

>>714511756
Extreme hallucinations

>>714512361
that's what a cop would say

>>714507850 (OP)
In my restless dreams...
I see that cactus...
Maractus...

>>714507850 (OP)
Did someone say queen of /v/?

>>714512508
>tfw the roaming maractus flees

>>714507850 (OP)
>QUEEN
king*

>>714511690
why buy what i can pirate?

>>714512927
delete this, right fucking now

>>714512306
true, what a ridiculous creature

>>714512927
Bold words for someone in Bounce range.

>>714512572
I'm going to poke that fairy with my penis.

>no maractus wife
>no maractus kids
why live

give it a a evolution so i can sweep calerex shadow in sun

>>714507850 (OP)
UN DOS TRES CUATRO

>>714507850 (OP)
>queen of /v/
erm... ENTER?

>>714514441
you're getting sued and you're gonna be paying for my broken window

>>714508842
you will never be a janny

>>714514441
RE-ENTER

Hello everyone, this is my girlfriend, please be nice to her.

>>714514885
Wow she looks good as a maractus.

>>714514994
death to inflationiggers

I'll be honest, I don't even remember what game she's from and I've played all of them bar the newest gen
You won, I have grown a great affinity for this little green gremlin

>>714515625
seems inefficient

>>714515478
Gen 5. You know, the one region based on New York. Maractus is a native New York resident after all.

>>714512927
Exactly. Cacti and other succulents are literally designed to be pirated through propagation.

>>714514994
Hello Shweet. Your filenames are unmistakable

Why'd it take so long for people to realize Maractus is a 10/10 design?
Nobody gave a shit about it when gen 5 was relevant.

>>714517497
>>714517608
Do you not like the versions with Misery in them? :^)

>>714507850 (OP)
>water absorb
I'm scared she'll attract the wrong kind of crowd.

>>714515908
might give gen 5 a go soon and use the cactus

>>714512927
This is her fault for having nectar so sweet

>>714517608
Yes, a landscape of Sue is what I require

>>714516113
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/jAfGSRtJLrw

This is literally just one guy from /trash/ by the way

>>714519902
These are better threads than 99% of the ones on /v/, last one had a ton of OC.

>>714507850 (OP)
It's more like she's another to add to the haram

>>714511756
you become a maractus yourself if you drink too much

>>714519902
I haven't made a Maractus thread since the last one I made got 404'd prematurely a few months ago. The anons yearn for the cacuts.

>>714507850 (OP)
Sexooooo
https://files.catbox.moe/gfv7o4.png
https://files.catbox.moe/z93n3n.png
https://files.catbox.moe/kiuidt.png
https://files.catbox.moe/x8lcxy.png
https://files.catbox.moe/9eucw1.png
https://files.catbox.moe/q4xmwp.png

>>714521578
i like the last3

>>714518287
Nah >:)

>>714522558
wait fuck, i meant
Yeah >:)

>>714521953
agreed. only happy sex for the cactus goblin

Come draw a cactus.
https://wigglypaint.net

>>714522858
*unzip pokeball*

>>714517505
I always liked it ever since I got a mcds trading card promo of it as a kid

>>714511478
Post/link the story

>>714529432
https://pastebin.com/cNAmABUB

>>714526610
i cant

>>714520174
>human guy in there
woah anon

>>714514994
Damn waterbag.

if i were to pick up and fuck the cactus, would it sound like a maraca?
like this? https://youtu.be/IxIBf_BV8hs?si=ypKgNXxFkFSYfkL5

>>714532327
what the fuck is this
what the FUCK is this?
tits? you think you can just up and give tits to your cactus because you feel like it? because you like tits? hmmm? you're getting a little too big for your britches mister artman

>>714532327
I appreciate my friend coloring this sketch of mine but I'm not a fan of him giving the cactus boobs honestly.

god why can't somebody just turn me into a cute cactus and then turn me into their cute cactus waterbed already

>>714534023
Unf

>>714532327
oh hey someone already posted it

>>714533284
lmao.

>>714531697
Look up “Matthew Perry Klonoa”. He’s there for a reason.

>>714507850 (OP)
I didn't vote for her.

>>714533284
Agreed, the boobs should be much larger

>>714536880
Thirsty.