monkey weekend

Oh right I was going to contribute to Bloonarius.

I'll go do that

desperado is fun

>>714508859 (OP)
woke monkeys
woke game
woke thread

>>714509648
kneel before me, the gayest monkey alive

Boy howdy this new targeting option has made Spike Factory even better* for Boss Rush!

*TL Note: "even better" means "I hate spactory spam in boss rush"

>>714511004
has spactory ever even been one of the towers to be removed in a boss rush? i seem to recall every island, every week coming down to spike factory spam

>>714509196
if nothing else, nk knows how to at least make cute cute monkeys. i love top path just for how cute he is

>>714511212
I've only ever seen it happen once, I should've taken a screenshot of the momentous occasion

>>714510634
we should have a 'gayest monkey' contest and the winner gets to enjoy a lot of bananas

>can't even place a monkey on my own Carrier

>>714512646
that's cause you aren't the admiral, you gotta follow the rules

FUCK the mokies

>>714511004
I just limit myself to only ever using 2 or 3 tops even if it's less optimal because that's enough autism for me

Does the 4th of July cosmetic for the bomb tower just not work on mobile? I bought it and I can't tell the difference.

>>714515527

>>714515825
Do you have it enabled?

And as a projectile skin it's not really all that noticable in the first place. If you want fireworks out the ass get the Wizard one.

>>714515838
yeah, I'm thinking based

>>714515838
i can't quite tell what information this edit is trying to convey

>>714515825
Do you have the pumpkin bombs cosmetic active? I had to turn that off for the new one to work

>>714515527
>measures ezili at her hair and not her head
lol

>>714515527
Perfect motorboating height

>>714511498
What gun would his paragon use?

>>714519854

>>714519854
MIinigun, duh

>>714521572
>Paragon Desperado is just a 000 Dartling Gunner

>>714509648

>>714524308
Would the monkeys' innate desire for cock or their hatred of bloons take priority here?

>>714524885
It's called "hatesex" anon

>>714519931

>>714527186
jej

>>714527186
nice

so how is desperado?
top path seems okay for what it is but falls off by the end, as expected for the price.
middle t3 seems okay enough but t4 is very good. t5 as well but needs a straight line.
I haven't tried bottom path much but I wasn't impressed much with t3 or t4.

island 3 is almost done if someone can finish

>>714516946
Oh, I'll try that. Thanks.

>>714527186
5 stars

gluegunners are about as able to cum as they are to have a paragon

>>714527738
Middle is the best by far. The rest are so bad they aren't worth using ever. But I REALLY hate being unable to squeeze towers together and that that stupid fucking shotgun can't do shit against lead.

>>714530375
that's funny, i find middle to be fucking terrible aside from the range buff sometimes whereas bottom path has clutched me many times now

>>714530450
Stop spilling lmao

nigga kiwi please release the next boss early I am bored

>>714530450
>I find middle to be fucking terrible
how? are you not setting it to target strong? The t3 is maybe a little lacking but the t4 holds up fine.
It's important to note that you don't want the pistol to cover the track if you can help it, since that makes the tower try to use the weaker pistol instead of sticking to the much better rifle.

>>714530818
no, i am, he's just not that useful, t4 doesn't hit that many bloons at once and it's really not that strong when he does, his marking ability has never helped me when i needed it to like a lot of abilities can, and i've never really found a place for him in any of my defenses. he's like just a worse sniper at t4

>>714530808
Don't worry it'll be very fun. With Lych you can't go wrong

>>714527738
top path is fine, desu just give tier 5 lead popping, or at least give the fire proc lead popping, and it's whatever
middle path t3 could use a slight buff, or just a price drop, and the t5 feels finnicky, like when I place a middle path I have to decide if I want it to be most effective at tier 3 and 4 or if I want to maximize tier 5, which is just weird and annoying considering how expensive the t5 is
bottom path is whatever, niche, not very effective at that niche, and not cheap enough for it to be as ineffective as it is, but it's not BAD, I just don't have any desire to use it
at the end of the day I feel like most of the t4s could use a price reduction and then I'd care to use them a lot more

>>714531398
>give the fire proc lead popping

>>714528483
Fine I’m lurking but I don’t know how you’re getting these scores

>>714531703
This is so pathetic.

>>714531703
Did it always do that? Am I monktarded?

>>714531961
It was supposed to do it from the start but it was bugged on release.

>>714531961
you wouldn't notice it, it builds up a DOT fire after many attacks but, like, how fucking useless is that in a game?

what if a monkey held a weapon in his feet haha

Damn today's daily challenge was actually interesting

Oh no!
Anyways.

>>714532459
which one

>>714532776
Advanced

>>714532879
Oh, yeah it's better than they've been lately, thought being able to sell made it way too easy, but I'm glad it's not just another "have YOU been playing for more than SIX WEEKS and know THIS TOTALLY OBSCURE tower interaction?!" challenge. I liked that one period a couple months back where it seemed like every day we had another 20 or 30 wave long challenge with something to make it harder. Those challenges are way better imho.

>Blazing Sun has +40 damage to Ceramics
Bruh

>Playing Rogue Legends
>Get a middle path desperado from a campfire
>Never have to worry about money generation alongside a bottom path engie and alch
Ez.

>>714531010
Bounty hunter does do good damage though? At least compared to similarly priced snipers. Does decent work on the r76 and r78 ceramic rushes too.
Compared to snipers bounty hunter can handle both moab layers and the ceramics inside, while sniper has to pick one of the two to be good at. Not that that makes sniper inherently worse or anything, I just think it should be clear to see that bounty hunter is pretty strong.

YUDDLE - Coop """challenge"""

Blazing Sun is alright now that they fixed his fire rate bug.
Beats Elite Defender now

>>714535474
I think they do different things to the point they can't really be compared.
Elite Defender is still one of the best T1 boss killers

>>714535645
Doing quick tests in sandbox it looks like blazing suns actually seems pretty similar to elite defender. Both do about the same damage to the ghost moab on monkey meadow, but since the blazing sun isn't shooting the whole time due to being out of range that means his damage is just a little higher. It seems like it might depend on the map, though usually I imagine the range from the sniper will make it end up better. Actually I don't keep up with boss strats, do people purposely try to leak a bloon to buff the defender and kill the boss faster? that would obviously make defender way better than blazing sun.

Admiral Brickell owes me sex.

>>714536791
It depends, but I think it's very easy to set up leaks on purpose for the first tiers thanks to 42 having camos.
Ezili's totem also triggers it.
Lych's soul hp drain also triggers it and then lych saps the buff if it's close enough to the sniper
So yes, if you use the sniper you want to use that but it's not needed.

>>714537091
well it's also that phaze jumps forward on a skull and vortex stuns nearby towers, so the range is probably a relevant thing to consider. And I stopped caring about bosses before blast came out but he stuns nearby towers too or something right? again range being relevant.

>>714537526
I guess it depends on the exact situation but in general yeah range is relevant.
Blasta is a clusterfuck, his targeted stuns go to 3 towers. The closest tower to him, the furthest tower away from him, and to the most expensive one.

What's new since Mermonkey? Haven't played since then. Any new maps?

>>714539202
>Naked character is hotter with clothes on

>>714540637
new tower
couple more maps
new paragons (lmao paragons)

What was NK thinking with this week's boss

>>714533159
>Advance challenge: Only camos
>every camo detection disabled
haha good luck retard :^)

>>714541241
>Speed Health
Ok
>Least cash
Cool
>mfw realizing
Oh... oh god.

>>714541330
make 040 druid and click the skill for +1 life and tank everything

>>714536791
He has insane damage against BADs and Bosses if you give him Final Harmonic DoT buff

>>714542025
>Yeah this tower is REALLY good
>...if you pair it with this other 40k tower

>>714542257
Well it's good on its own already. Cheap and decently powerful.

>>714516506
my guess is how low their dicks would hang flaccid

bepis

???

>>714546135
waow

>>714508859 (OP)
post monke girls

>>714550019
so it's come to this already...

why are monkey feet hot

>>714515527
This one inspired me
>>714550019
You got it man

>>714550528
we had a whole thread long discussion pondering it last /ook/ thread on /trash/

>>714550895
banana milk, yes

>>714550895
post monke butt

>>714550895
You drew this? nice work!

>>714541241
>lives 1/1
...h-huh?

>>714553498
Means you have to beat the soul before it does its' succ.
I also realize that the soul scales with Lych health so... fuck.

>>714553630
I presume 1/1 also means you can't increase it with marketplaces and the like, and this means no abusing Elite Defender to cheese Tier 1 easy peasy. Wow, I HATE this!

>>714553935
correct, you are stuck at 1 hp

>>714554409
>Having to basically do Lych insta-kills with least cash
Dear god.

>>714553935
>bucke that shuckle
Very clever.

>>714542257
Part of the reason Brickell gets rated so high is because of a meme loadout using an aquatic VTSG

goddamnit keep this shit up I want to do coop in like 20 minutes

adora is drunk and challenging renamon's brother to a duel
she is sure to win because her speed is superior

>>714560420

>>714559840
here, gaze upon this

>>714550895
uh, based

i need a drawing of adora brat pushing her bust against the crotch of a much taller human dude

when will they buff brickell so she can be placed on land and be useful?

>>714560728
>SPH: Small sParkler Humiliation

Mermonke Cave - Impoppable - Rockets
Let us claim these no doubt illegal munitions and purchase slaves with them
YVUUUD

>>714560728
Now I'm interested to see what sauda has on.....

>it really is as bad as having to pop the Lych Soul within 5 seconds of it spawning
Good monkey sun god above why do you test us like this

>>714564918
Wait did they put Lych on fucking Impoppable/CHIMPS?
Please tell me you can at least take Corvus?

>>714565187
Sure you can. I don't know if his gay little shield stops Lych Soul drains though.

>>714565631
It can.
Stops any health loss.

Okay, NK. I won't do this boss event then.

YVVSUL

Nnnnnniiinjaaa Kiiiwwiiiii

I swear to god I'm this close to going to Reddit and demanding answers. My game is up to date, my connection is fine.

>>714527186

>>714566305
This shit is so fucking annoying. I just want to pop in and get a co-op game going, but they're fucking everything up.

Join my coop game on Bloons TD 6! https://join.btd6.com/Coop/YVVLUK

>>714534929
>level 4 tower can handle a zomg by itself with a village
Isnt that pretty damn good? I havent unlocked this cunt yet but seems pretty good

play the map pardner

I'm not doing this boss, leave me alone.

>>714564918
This week's odyssey is super easy so they had to do a bullshit boss to balance it out

>>714566671
>Isnt that pretty damn good?
A lot of other towers can do the same job for the same price if not slightly less money.
4/2/0 Wizard, 042 and 204 Bomb Shooter, probably a 204 sniper or 420, 4/2/0 boat and so on.

pop all non-coop playing posters

desperado's 040 ability 'marked to pop' only works when there are bloons on screen it can mark?
if you use it while there is nothing on screen it's basically wasted right?

>>714567068
I barely play the game and I'm not interested in cooping at all, sorry
I don't get the gameplay point of coop anyways if gold is shared. you're just making things more difficult by splitting the money and map

>>714508859 (OP)
Is that possible to buy all books without donation?

>>714548612
me and who? :3

>>714567582
You can get every monkey knowledge point without paying.
At max level you should be able to have every single MK and have 4 points to spare.

>>714568162
How long do you need to play for that?

>>714568564
A long time, I wouldn't grind for that specifically or you'll probably burn out. It's just something that happens as you play.

>>714568564
I'd look into the achievement knowledge points if I were you.

>>714568709
Yeah you should grind out Sapper that's a nice easy achievement to get

>>714569462
Sure, but 2 towers chimps is so easy to get everyone should have it.

>>714569462
Has anyone here got Sapper and had the point be useful for them? i.e still didn't max out the MK tree
I'm sure it's technically possible but lol

>>714522752
imagine a meditation master at odds with his physical body

>>714560420
>renamon's brother
>it's pikachus head on a generic tumblr sexyman wolfbody
what did he mean by this

>>714560728
Well, what IS Sauda wearing? Or not wearing...

>>714566671
it's worth noting that it doesn't solo the zomg 100% of the time because of crit luck.

>>714566995
of those the only only ones that comes close to fully soloing the zomg on the same map are the boat and the 204 bomb (with an alch buff). Clean up is pretty cheap so that's not really an issue, but still worth noting that the bounty hunter can handle both popping moab layers and clean up decently.
>204 sniper
That tower is a piece of shit in comparison when it comes to popping a zomg. Doesn't even pop all of the moab layers of a zomg on meadow. Neither does the 420 sniper but he's for stunning, not popping them solo so he's excused.

>>714564918
welp I'm not even gonna play this one

>>714560728
Hell yeah dude, your art is awesome

>>714567068
I'm bored of co-oping with you guys.
It's always
>Ben/Ezili
>one farm or two
>jungle druid
>one alchemist and then some sniper or other easy tower
You guys always do the same shit outside of 1-2 uncommon players that appear sometimes with different set ups and heroes.

>>714569985
I did get Sapper pretty early, by like level 60 or so but I was grinding for it.
I had half the pops for it by playing "normally" and avoiding insta pop towers that would fuck me out of reinforced ceramic pops but then I had enough and grinded elite bloonarius by spamming retries on 5 star every time I killed him, that got me the other remaining half pops for just a couple thousand monkey dollars.

>>714571319
Sorry that you feel this way, I do tend to rely on those two heroes a lot since they're my favourites but at least I feel like I swap strategies every time I play coop.

>>714571319
>1-2 uncommon players that appear sometimes with different set ups and heroes.
One of them is me!

This map is kinda annoying to get farming going, so much wasted space

>>714573889
Bro...

>>714573938
What

>>714573974
Nothing :)

>>714571319
You don't co op with us

>>714574669
I knew it the moment he said jungle druid

>>714574217
I can't continue like this what is it?????

>>714574942
>>714573889
Terrible use of space. Where are your Dart Monkey cheerleaders???

>>714567068
I played once and someone was mean to me after we finished boss :(

>>714575679
why is one of your cheerleaders chinese

>>714567352
>wasted
It doesn't go on cooldown unless there's something on the screen that can be marked.

>>714576162
Sauda insisted we take one of her cousins from her father's side of the family for work experience

>>714576162
Idea for the Desperado

>>714576407
That doesn't mean you will get the full use out of it though. 1 bloon that can be marked is a waste of an ability that can mark 6.

It's really goddamn strange they give all Desperados "marked by bounty hunter" targeting priority buttons when it's such a finnicky, easily misused ability. It's hard enough to get to use it properly in the first place let alone caring enough to make sure all your Desperados are taking the big money making shots.

>>714573889
Should've put it there instead. With overclock and another village you can suck up 12 farms.

>>714576789
derp

>>714576632
>That doesn't mean you will get the full use out of it though.
That wasn't the question. The question was whether or not you could waste it by accidently acivating it while there's no targets on screen. Which you cannot.

>>714576987
Yes, yes, but anyone who isn't being a pedantic autist knows the question is being asked because it's entirely possible to hit the button, put the ability on cooldown and apparently receive no benefit from it

>pls argue with me oh god im so lonely pls give me (you)s
No. Stop acting like you eat bananes for the shape and not the taste.

>>714577497
I eat bananas because 20 bucks is 20 bucks.

>>714577562
>monkey being forced to eat the excess banana harvest from the front lines
Thankfully there's no fetishistic potential in this scenario

*clears throat*
desperado's 040 ability 'marked to pop' works when there are bloons on screen to mark, but in a hypothetical situation, if there was only one bloon to mark, it would waste all the other possible marks (9 more, up to 10) it could use?
what a shit ability, just make it so the first 10 bloons that spawn get marked or something

>>714578883
It should act like Ben's syphon, it's not like it'd be a new thing they'd have to introduce. It is dumb that you can waste it, I don't even bother using the ability for that reason.

>>714578883
I seriously don't understand why it's just a shit rubber to gold

>>714579271
The same reason why bottom path's leak mechanic is a shit version of LotN's black hole

>>714579374
Rubber to gold at least automatically applies which makes it really good if you pop a moab within it's range. But having to micro a tower that might just end up popping the ceramics hurts.

>>714579908
I'm not sure if I understand what you mean, but the alch can throw the gold potion to moabs and it coats the moab layer. But if you pop the moab itself, the insides won't have the gold buff.
However, if you instakill it with something like the engineer trap, then the game believes everything inside the moab also had the effect.

Should I start playing this game on iPhone?

I deleted my post 4 times now
I will not post what I wanted to post, in an attempt to stay civilized and nice

>>714580041
The alch will toss a rubber to gold just as the moab dies without any input from the player, coating cermics with it. Meanwhile the small time between the moab popping and pressing bounty hunter's mark may allow the ceramics to pop from high burst damage.

>>714580319
>The alch will toss a rubber to gold just as the moab dies
Are you sure? If I understand you, you're saying he doesn't throw it to moabs and therefore he waits for bloons to be in his range, but I'm fairly sure he does coat the moabs too.

>>714580118
>Should I start playing this game
Yes
>Spoiler
If that's literally your only option, sure, it's exactly the same as PC

>>714580416
he coats the moab once, it will be up by the time it recharges

>>714578883
one nice thing about the ability is that it has infinite range so it lets the desparado hit things that are too far away. This also gives the ability has a higher chance to crit, since his crit chance scales with distance. The ability has a base damage of 60 but does 4x damage on crit.
From testing using the ability on a single target seems a bit off and sometimes the desperado will target and shoot it twice.

>>714557501
Nah, mega mines are just that good

>>714581554
>infinite range
But also has line of sight

>>714581618
isn't her level 3 double attack speed too? that's a pretty strong buff in general

top path desperado is a minigun
mid path is for the thinking man
bot path has the unlocks working against it?

was the boss always in the background when a boss event is active?

>>714585983
Yes.

>>714585983
Blasta being on the background was added in the last update I believe, but the rest have always been there.

>>714586082
never noticed before, neat detail.

desperado, sniper and brickell checking out guns

>>714586254
They didn't even get her eyebrow color right Smh

>>714588265
cool

>>714588265
Ice to see you

>>714588265
I say that

>new studio hired an artist to draw their monkey hero idea
>artists draws a turbo slut

>>714588265
that's me

What is the most useless tower?

>>714588950
Beast boy

>>714589009
this, i always unlock him last and then refuse to place it
they need to rework the tower and make it much simpler
scrap the whole linking thing and just have max two animals

>>714588950
>Middle Path Mortar
>Middle Path Dart thrower
>Middle Path Boomerang
One of these.

>>714589239
boomer is pretty good now since the moab damage buff
last I checked dart is actually pretty good but requires you to know the rounds well enough to know when use the ability
mortar sucks though

>>714589239
Didn't they try to make middle path mortar good against bosses? I don't think I've ever seen someone use it against a boss...

>>714589428
The problem is they all do stuff worse than literally anything else that cost the same or less.
Why ever go Mid Boomerang when you can go bottom or top path?
Or even use half the map and fill it with darts when you can just take these 60k the T5 cost + the cost of all the other dudes and grab a M.A.D instead?
>>714589587
They removed the extra damage against bosses and BADs this update because nobody ever used it. It was trash damage anyway.

>>714589715
Hell forget the MAD, one or two Crossbow masters probably get you further without than Plasma Dart fan club without having your eyes glued on the screen constantly and you got 20k to spare.

Lych saps the Engigon overclock buff... damn

what will the topic of discussion be for the next 20 minutes?

>>714582525
yes, it's a $900 Call to Arms for water towers

>>714571319
manually controller towers only co-op team when?

>>714594676
as soon as you post a code

>>714594896
I'm at work (on a saturday (at 4:00pm))

Did a redraw of a certain something

>>714560728
>>714550895
Wonderful stuff, lads.

>he's back
Ugh.

>>714588950
Druid sucks pretty bad all around desu.
>Top path is alright but you have to actively prevent the regrow farms it causes
>Middle path has been nerfed into uselessness and Spirit of the Forest does fuckall for damage considering his cost
>Bottom path has never been good since this game's release
Needs all paths buffed badly.

>>714595442
Nice

>>714596579
Obyn druid spam (now with camo detection) has always been good.

>>714596579
ball lighting is fucking nuts for its price

>>714596579
>Bottom path has never been good since this game's release
well this one is just not true, yeah you really need his 5 backup dancers but AoW is a really good upgrade, pair with obyn and he's fantastic for chimps

>>714596579
Are you new?
The only true thing is that middle path has been nerfed but he's nowhere near useless.
Bottom has always been strong, they were made for a full harem.
Top has built in regrow removal if you give her middle crosspath. The extra pierce she got in a relatively recent update with middle crosspath if you gain lives makes this tower fantastic for shit like half cash.

>>714596579
>alright
Excuse me?
Top path is absolutely cracked.
One alone basically wins you the entire game with the crazy amount of push back.
>regrow farm
HUH??? There's no fucking regrow farm, it sends out lightning bolts that kill bloons as well as the tornadoes.
>Middle path
Sure. It's still decent though.
>bottom path
Now that's a flat lie. They shred bloons the fuck up, especially bosses.

>>714596579
Post medals

>>714596597
Thanks, was randomly in the mood to draw it again

>>714527186
nice picture. do you mind if i save it?

>>714598506
I'll fucking kill you you son of a bitch
fuck you
fuck you stupid bitch

>>714595442
Need to squeeze that bulge like it’s a stress ball

bomby

>>714602019
>15 minutes and already at page 10
What's making /v/ faster than usual? It tends to take half an hour.

>>714603331
it's a summer saturday

>>714596579
bottom path is super good if you use it how it intended, i.e get 5 or 6 of them. Ideally you want obyn too but it's not necessary

middle path I still do not understand why they nerfed the vine growth at tier 4. It wasn't even that good

>>714560728
Amazing work, she's really sexy
>>714588691
Fuck me is that the original design for the game? What did the developers mean by making her this sexually appealing? Her belly button is driving me insane, she is crazy hot and lewdable.

>>714605601
it's a fucking monkey

>>714605669
And?

>>714572201
show me more of her inappropriate clothing

>>714605918

>>714606135
She really likes bananas huh? perhaps...

>>714606519
perhaps what....? 0_o

>>714606612
you know

>log on
>boss event not active
>next boss in 4 days
h-huh?

>>714607068
Are you on Uncle Tim's store? It's up there for me.

>>714607812
that's what I get for being a cheap poorfag

>>714607812
you forgot your standard daily challenge brother :)

Glue paragon when?

>>714609487
That one will take a while because it'll be made with a new mechanic where you fuse the towers with a hero. In this case Brickell.

>>714609574
Hell yeah, gluegunner^2

>>714609574
Unf

>>714605669
out of 10

Posting this old gem https://vocaroo.com/1g80gWdcSTMh

Glussy bump

>>714553498
>>714553935
>>714553630
>>714554779
So how do you beat it?

>>714613272
By killing the soul fast.

>>714608878
Not him but I never do the standard challenges.
Only advanced and SOMETIMES, very rarely the co-op one.

>>714613272
to defeat the lych, shoot it until it dies

>>714613272
I did normal earlier >>714591793 and it was easy, the only thing I had to change compared to usual bosses was I overspent to overkill T1.

die

>>714508859 (OP)
Monkey rockers in the house tonight

YWTOPR

>>714616385
That anon was right.........

Pat fusty bananza

I know you said to upgrade the tack but I wanted to get the glue first

>>714618590
Good, glue is sexy

Goddamn that 99 was so close
I pressed every ability on reflex and we would have died if I hadn't lol
That shark is a beast

utterly flawless execution as always

>>714619086
We fucked up the early game because we didn't share money and were each building whatever we wanted.
If we shared we could have got all we did without dying.

>>714619193
Chaos is more fun

>>714619082
It's a lot more noticable in Freeplay but it also damages/knockbacks other MOABs when it's dragging one down

Yet as we saw it falls down hard on ceramic leak

>>714508859 (OP)
bump

>>714616760
Lol.

when presented with the option, will a monkey go for banana or human (male) penis?

>>714623176
>What about me
Alone in the corner, jacking off at the speed of sound

>>714623716
he gets the consolation prize of a prostate orgasm

>>714622219
the answer is clear
https://files.catbox.moe/cpb79x.jpg

>>714623176
don't worry 500, I'll take care of you in my bed

>>714624414
>the answer is clear
You wanna sprite cranberry?

When are they gonna patch out that glitch where it just sets down a gluegunner when you put down brickell

i don't to micro, for the love of god no, you can't make me, put the book down, i don't want to do micro

Notice the cleavage on show

>>714628191

>>714628191
sauda's outfit has always baffled me, i can't tell how many layers of clothing this is or the shape of what she's wearing
it seems straightforward but it's not to me when i really look at it

>>714627330
I've seen a lot of heroes being used in Co-op but I've only ever seen one dude use Corvus even there.
Nobody uses that guy.

>>714628583
I always figured she's got a kimono + a blue vest and that the black thing she's wearing is a corset of some kind, after lvl 3 I always thought she put on some kind of sweater.
Imagine how unbelievably sweaty she gets wearing all that, my god

>>714628583
kimono>vest with no sleeves>one of those samurai waistband things

>>714629124
all that clothing and no panties, wow

>>714629278
Everyone knows Sauda wears black panties

>>714629278
does sauda have to cut her hair after every game she gets to lvl 20? all the girls get really long hair by the end of it

>>714628191
she's just fucking standing there...

>>714630496
Wigs, anon. They're all costume pieces. Fancy dress.

>>714630971
b-but... i thought ezili had natural galaxy hair...

>>714630971
Does that mean BRICKELL’s hair is just GLUEd on?

There's not one short-haired monkey girl

>>714632649
yeah, kinda, there's no confirmed girl with hair comparable to dart monkeys at least

*squlech*

I like it more when we talk about the game rather than fucking monkeys...

>>714635141
and? we're back to being inbetween updates, while also inbetween ct, and we already talked about the balance + desperado
we all know we're the same anons that are always here, there's no new people to give advice to for now

>>714550895
Did a slightly more finished version of this one. Had to take some creative liberties for the material of Sauda's vest, tits are kinda lame if they're not shiny...
Might be kind of late to ask this but any lewd drawing requests?

>>714635419
We could talk about how unjustly nerfed /ourgirl/ Sauda was and how she's useless now.

>>714635952
maybe gluegunner boy brickell?

>>714636068
she's not totally useless but man all the strays she's been getting are really noticeable

>>714636068
useless for beginner or something? she was never good outside of the first section of maps, and now she can't solo carry noobs to r38, i don't see it as a problem much. i mean, really, sauda was always the new player "wow she's like a blender hummina hummina" hero, she's not exactly good for experienced players

Why doesn't BTD5/6 have a /vg/ or /vm/ general?

>>714637374
Kill yourself

>>714637374
cause it's actually a good game, now fuck off

>>714635952
nice, ezili is fucking short

>>714635952
Hot as fuck also in terms of requests, I like how >>714636149 is thinking

>>714637406
>>714637556
I'm just asking, last update I wanted to discuss the changes here but no threads were up :(
also play with some anons because randoms are fucking retarded

>>714638717
well then post a coop code here, i'm sure we got some coopers

>>714635952
I am once again asking for 500 Desperado saying he's the fastest gun in the west, only to immediately cum at the sight of a human dick

>>714638717
/vg/ would be the actual death of the bloons threads, dont ever bring that shit up

Bloons hero shooter when

>>714640220
Cute

>>714641521
I mean the success of a game like that is mostly about character design and I think NK has got that down pretty well.
Gameplay though...

>>714643145
nk's track record with spin-offs isn't great on the gameplay front, but i still want them to try

I find odysseys exhausting

Anybody else?

>>714645783
no, never, you have no idea the glory of my wife and i pity you
brb i have to tongue kiss her immediately for how many of my games she has saved with her presence
also you get pops by just playing, have you not played in like a year?

>>714645904
that was the implementation desu, yes
also your wife is hot, can I watch you two?

>>714646052
ha you bastard, the word is "implication", i've GOT you

>>714646357
:(
didnt answer my question btw

Bump

jesus, she's red

Made something https://pastebin.com/rCRRSR9q

>>714649350
Whoever drew the bodypaint picture of this, thank you

>>714596579

>>714649732
you mean ai did, right?

Patch seems like she would be a great mother

>>714635952
Pic related featuring one of the girls and anon. Bonuspoints for an alt version with all her lines being ook.

>>714560908
Sketch

>>714635952
>titcow sauda
absolutelydisgusting.jpg
I'm still saving it because Ezili's annoyed face amuses me.

>>714654949
Anonymous would never say that if he was talking to a monkey girl

>>714655018
>floating
chuckled. nicely done.

>>714655018
Nice, are you the same guy behind >>714635952

>>714655710
>>714656149
Thanks.
No I'm not. I´m the dude that sometimes sketches on pencil

>>714656286
Oh cool

When will they go full ultra jew and add paid monke tower skins?

>>714656527
5 has those but I feel hero skins is the equivalent in 6. probably too much work for them.

>>714656527
5 was filled with them.
Weirdly enough I remember some specific tower skin being a thing when I was playing that game over a decade ago but I can't find it documented anywhere.

here, i got something to show
this was actually a request made like, a lot of months ago so who knows if whoever wanted it is here, but i was bored and was going through my list of old requests for inspiration, the exact wording was
>Tier 5 (path of your choosing) female sniper monkey airing out her breasts

>>714658072
Cool

>>714658072
sir this is a monkey thread

that is a bush

I've played this game for over 600 hs but I never got the appeal of monke porn.
Am I too sane?

>>714659023
Yes

>>714659023
I only played this game for 60 hours and I show up to these threads exclusively for the monke porn.

>>714659023
>only 600 hours
You'll see the appeal eventually
t. 1600 hours

Spillway - Hard - MMO - Rockets

YTTTTU

Brickell glussy

>>714659023
I do not consider myself a furry and when I started I did not want to fuck the monkeys
Things changed though

adora relationships
>ankha, best friend
>kanna, banana farm advisor
>zinamon, renamon's brother, dating

>>714622219
male or female monkey?either way tyhe answer is the same.
/k8dtov.png

>>714635952
lazy handjob

>>714595442
Did another drawing https://files.catbox.moe/y1u3ly.png

>dating brickell be like

>>714662528
>still melts like ice when you're putting your weight on her as you hit her from the back

>>714663132
Girls love having weight be put on them for some fucking reason.

>>714663132
>>714663456
as in doggy style and you just push down on her back?

>>714649732
Hot, wonder what Gwen would do with brickell after that

>>714658072
ponder upon the smell

>>714635141
>>714659023
posers

>>714663456
You're implying men don't enjoy putting their weight on women.
>>714663873
more like your bodies are flush, chest pushing down on upper back, hands Ober hands and interlocked

>>714635952
Smug loli Brickell looking up at anon, her hands ready to pull the buzzer.

>sir, a 2nd blimp has hit the exit

>>714665512
I have this

The Peoples demand more loli monkeys
Or loleys, if you will

>>714666076
Commendable effort, but that's not Brickell (wife). The hat is a must.

Which mortar path does the most BAD damage, with no outside buffs? 025 I assume.
Remember midpath got nerfed.

>>714668661
I have a vague memory of 205 being slightly better in single target damage.

>place a monkey near this dude
>gets depressed and attacks slower

>>714662528
sexo

>>714670297
The neat trick is to never get that stupid upgrade path.

>>714670661
But the shotgun is actually really fucking good. Only things it can't handle are BADs and DDTs

>>714672824
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YO7M0Hx_1D8

>>714674894

emone

>>714670297
>>714670839
does alch cure his depression enough
I don't know how to use shotgun path at all

>>714658072
Fucking nice dude

>>714677842
You know how he has 2 ranges and 2 icons?
If you place something in the range of his pistol attack but not the shotgun attack only the revolver'll get debuffed, that way you can give him a lot of buffs

>>714659023
I like *some* of it but this thirst feels forced as fuck in these threads.

>>714677804
What's that spell?

>>714655018
Love your art

>>714680007
spell?

Oh have I got news for you, buddy.

>>714681346

>>714666951
All the monkeys are lolis and shotas if you think about it. From the smallest to the largest, one look and you just know.

>>714683310
as far as monkeys go we have one confirmed loli and one confirmed shota
if you're trying to tell me that monkeys who command an entire fleet or operate a tank are lolis or shotas, I won't believe you

I honestly think bloons threads are the most relaxed threads on /v/. we need more niggas like this on the board

>>714684017
Something tells me Bookwyrm Etienne doesn't sound much more boyish than regular Etienne

>>714684017
>one confirmed loli and one confirmed shota
I know of Psi but who's the other one?

>>714684718
>who's the other one?
Psi

>>714658072
Kino as always GOAT

Bump

>>714687631
Agreed

What’s the future of the franchise?

>>714689239
They've already outlined at least two more TD6 DLCs in the same vein as Rogue Legends but different genres, the success of those will probably determine if they keep making TD6 content or go for yet another failure of a spin off

>>714689239
I'm going all in on Bloon Chipper.

>>714689239
no future.
shutting down the studio in 2027 after every side project flopped and people don't buy any other products anymore. the bloons have won because the kiwi's were too cocky

>>714691287
Hopefully they get sold to someone who just makes porn out of them

>>714692698
>daydreaming of pineapple
traitor

?

>>714693828
Is that the new ice monkey paragon?

>bloon chipper is behind glass
>break glass in case of low sales

>>714694531
Wasn't the beast handler their way of making the bloonchipper again without actually adding it?

>>714694719
do you mean one of the fish is a bloon chipper?

>>714694719
Bottom path mermonkey is bloonchipper

I am a bloonchipper
*bares teeth*

>>714576513
Need someone better than me to do this

>>714698242
>Desperado's chinese cowboy impression is so offensive that Ninja's stomach ulcer practically explodes and he is unable to ask Desperado to stop being so fucking racist

TIMMY, UNLEASH THE PATCH, I WANT TO PLAY THE TURBO AIDS BOSS ALREADYYYYYY

>>714700202
Is the boss always late or is it something that only happens sometimes?
I heard about the big updates taking some days but didn't know bosses could do it too

>>714698242
Fucking nice

>>714698242
Thought this was the binding of isaac for a sec

>>714701992
New bloons spinoff?

Muddy Puddles - Impoppable - Bonus Rewards
YXBKDO

>>714706581
2/4, starting in 3 mins

Round 40 moab comes from the rightmost lane btw

>>714669117
I could see that being the case, depending on how the dot works. If it doesn't stack or refreshes before the last tick if you're too fast, middle cross would be bad for anything but fort stripping.

Why DID I choose Corvus, actually

>>714707732
ask not why did you choose Corvus, ask why didn't you choose anyone else

HOW THE FUCK DID IT RESET FIVE FUCKING TIERS ON MY SUB

stop relying on moab shove for 90+ goddamnit

You could have just used a loan there was no need to sell it

I thought you'd glaive the one on the right so it reaches the BAD. Just like round 40 it's on the right

>>714709359
I had debt

I am so sorry, I saw this meme strat in a video and I wanted to try it but this is probably the single worst map for it

>>714709861
How could you...

Dark Castle - Impoppable - Rockets

YXCSBY

>>714710313
I'll sit this one out, have to go for a few mins
>captcha 4DARJK

>>714662283
>>714698242
Nice

Mogged once again

gg

>>714712685
I went easy on the MOAB Hex to let your gay laser and pineapple dispenser have their moment

Looks like monkey weekend was a success, it's always an honor with you fine gentlemen

>>714712685
Kek

don't forget your boss rush runs if we wanna clear 4

>>714707732
He’s hot

Boss coop?

>>714701992
>>714704410
I’d play a bloons game with the gameplay of binding of issac

I started playing a week ago and it's been pretty fun so far, I wish I'd given it a chance sooner

>>714560728
Now draw her as a chef from the human world

>>714716674
I can only do it tomorrow

>>714716674
Mind if we do it another day? I woke up sick today, I wouldn't be able to contribute much

>>714717163
>>714717295
Tomorrow it is. Get well soon

Anyone got a pic of The Blazing Sun's back for uhhm... reasons

>>714718172
The hat blocks everything

>>714717026
Welcome to the addiction, brother. It all starts with “just one round” and next thing you know you're theorycrafting monkey synergies at 3AM and screaming at DDTs. Enjoy the ride, it only gets better from here.

>>714718172
You think his ass is as hot as his guns?

Which is the hotter rubber monkey, glue hose or the biggest one

Imagine Planet of the Apes but it's Planet of the Bloons, and it's about Anon finding himself on Planet Monkey.
Imagine Anon getting into sexy shenanigans with the Monkeys.
Imagine helping Desperado increase his range by holding him up so he can see better while your fingers go up his butt.

>>714721862
Sounds based

>~40 diamond crates opened
>one(1) t5
reeeee
At least it wasn't a duplicate.

why the fuck did they nerf sauda again

>>714722584
no matter how many nerfs, she still cuts a tomato

>>714722584
A hero that's cheap enough to place on first round and can solo to ~20 without leaks was maybe a teensy bit overpowered.

>>714723892
What? No

>>714723892
when you can't even start with her on a single lane map that has a nice curve what's the point?
actually after a couple tries I did find a spot that lets her beat 7 so it does work but it shouldn't be so finicky.

>>714655018
she wouldn't survive

>>714655018
what did you use to draw this?

Grope gluegunners

>>714527186
lmao great job

>>714508859 (OP)
HMOMX

>>714727082
coop codes are not 5 letters long

>>714727442
It’s actually an acronym
>Human Males on Monkey Xenomorphs

>>714728598
Go back and take your leddit mannerisms with you.

>>714639245
Probably won't be able to finish this one in time for this thread so fuck it I'll just post the (really rough) sketch.
https://files.catbox.moe/kgqimf.png
If you want anything changed, now's the time

>>714728846
NTA but nice

>>714728846
My king

Is brickell the most popular hero

>>714729856
it's quincy
nothing gets past his bow

>>714729856
She's the bloons character with the most porn

New dev diary is up

>>714733010
Where?

>>714733276
plebbit
Why they use that site I don't understand

>>714733010
>another Australia in the map
Is this the third one?

>>714733342
why wouldn't they? the three options really are plebbit, twitter, or steam, and plebbit makes the most sense

Which one?

How monke drink water

Since Timmy Two-Times finally updated his store and I can do the boss event now, Mana Barrier Corvus for the boss? y/n?

>>714737446
>almost 3 weeks of waiting
Just get it on steam already man

>>714628583
>>714629124
She's Korean so presumably a hanbok

just bought this game on sale
what am I in for

>>714738314
Sexy monkeys, sometimes in fill body rubber

>>714738314
tower defense min/maxxing autism and monke sex

>>714739224
Shut up already, jesus

>>714739391
What, I like hot monkeys

What is it about this game that allows for threads to be this alive and frequent?

>>714740038
Co-op

how do you do the advanced challenge right now? i get the idea but i can't break the ZOMG

>>714743745
pat lvl 10 and spam moab press to stall long enough for the ability to be usable

>>714744085
not even necessary, just plant pat at the bottom of the map and you’ll have enough time lol
this challenge is fucking braindead easy

>>714744127
oh, i was seriously sure the zomg would exit before pat even comes off cooldown

who the heck is the sweepstakes monkey

>that one asswipe that places a t4 tower at the front of the map round one in co-op

>>714745053
too soon

A doodle to try and shake off the rust
https://files.catbox.moe/n033p7.png

>>714746691
based as fuck

>>714746691
Nice

>>714746780
>>714748435
Thanks Mates