>>714513913 (OP)
Some of them. This line in particular isn’t all that pretentious, but pretentiousness can take on different meanings, and with that in mind, the whole “OoooOoOooo the game is taking over your computer!” pretentiousness is rather annoying.
>>714514606 >This line in particular isn’t all that pretentious
It is when you consider that "everything" refers to a wacky Looney Tunes tier adventure capped off with a creepypasta bossfight