Thread 714514029 - /v/ [Archived: 584 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:37:59 PM No.714514029
switch2
switch2
md5: 0242f5b7e785666cf609ac6c820c55a2๐Ÿ”
Now that the dust has settled, Why did it fail?
>they betrayed collectors with the game key carts that are garbage
>they betrayed normies looking to get a good next gen console
>they didn't give oled and just a bunch of shitty gimmicks
>they are sitting on walmart and best buy shelves with mass stock
https://youtu.be/oR5j3qSUwXw
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:40:43 PM No.714514278
Why do you lie?
Replies: >>714514317
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:41:05 PM No.714514317
>>714514278
My local walmart has them in stock, theres multiple in stock just sitting
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:41:43 PM No.714514370
>>714514029 (OP)
But it didn't fail
Replies: >>714514669
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:42:31 PM No.714514442
switch2screen
switch2screen
md5: 873e330dccad31bca31e658b50c5150c๐Ÿ”
It's over...
Replies: >>714516791 >>714519121 >>714519475
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:42:43 PM No.714514457
>>714514317
But that's why it's the fastest selling console ever
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:43:22 PM No.714514515
>>714514317
>switch 2 is in stock
>look switch 2 consoles arent being sold
>switch 2 is out of stock
>look switch 2 consoles arent being sold
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:44:38 PM No.714514610
>>714514029 (OP)
I came'ded in youre moms buthole
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:45:18 PM No.714514669
>>714514370
It did, the sales are stagnating, this was it. It wont reach 10 mil. Even the wii U was sold out at launch. Doesn't mean its a success.

The game key carts are a travesty and a complete betrayal to everything nintendo stood for with game cards for collectors.
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:47:12 PM No.714514839
I keep debating whether or not I want to buy one
Replies: >>714515137
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:47:33 PM No.714514869
>THEY DIDNT FIX JOYCON CONTROLLERS
>SHITTY 1080P IPS GREY SCREEN
>GAME KEY CARTS WHERE YOU HAVE NO OWNERSHIP TO EVENTUALLY BECOME BRICKS

Lmao fuck nintendo
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:48:45 PM No.714514976
switch2camera
switch2camera
md5: d23b00a3321ab9b1b7c77e1d5850d992๐Ÿ”
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Replies: >>714515102 >>714515632
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:49:14 PM No.714515007
>>714514669
I disagree.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:50:07 PM No.714515090
>>714514029 (OP)
your thread really riled up the Snoys OP
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:50:14 PM No.714515102
>>714514976
>I move away from the mic to bing bing
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:50:37 PM No.714515137
>>714514839
If you're on the edge and didn't buy at launch, you're probably not a sycophant tendie. I would hold off until rye dust settles and there's more than 1 game to play on it.
Replies: >>714517080 >>714517349
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:51:57 PM No.714515238
>>714514317
Well its sold out in most areas. You should scalp them
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:53:08 PM No.714515340
fritanga tea 2
fritanga tea 2
md5: 8131733d20cf81b18c5aec95aae43415๐Ÿ”
>fritangaplays
Notice how that fat, cuck (seriously), mexican hasn't made a video about Microsoft firing 9,000 employees.
Replies: >>714515483 >>714517539
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:54:41 PM No.714515483
trigger
trigger
md5: 0af0e39554ec164b18c5cd0ec3d53710๐Ÿ”
>>714515340
>>714514029 (OP)
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:55:01 PM No.714515513
>FAKE GAME DISPOSABLE KEY CARTS
>WORSE BATTERY LIFE THAN THE SWITCH OLED WHICH IS $200 CHEAPER
>WORSE SCREEN THAN THE SWITCH OLED
>HAVE TO PAY FOR A FUCKING BUTTON
>DIDNT FIX STICK DRIFT LMAO ENJOY PAYING FOR NEW CONTROLLERS EVERY YEAR
>$80 GAMES WHICH ARE A SCAM THAT SHOULD BE $30
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:56:33 PM No.714515632
>>714514976
>Time for Teletubbies!
>Time for Teletubbies!
>Time for Teletubbies!
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:57:28 PM No.714515696
>>714514029 (OP)
5million in sales is coming from shipments to retailers theres 3.5 confirmed sales leaving 1/3 of the supply out there. There-s a risk of resale bricks that it will start cutting into scalper sales demand. Its Apocalyptic and will be seen in the decline of overall game sales which Nintendo is certainly aware about. Seems like they want to fudge the numbers a little longer to keep investors blind. They should have released a mainline pokemon, ninty platformer, or zelda.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 10:00:10 PM No.714515958
>>714514029 (OP)
>deluded snoy thread
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 10:01:11 PM No.714516046
>>714514669
>still seething
Replies: >>714516327
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 10:01:59 PM No.714516104
>>714514029 (OP)
Switch 2 should have just been called a Switch Pro, which is what the Switch 2 basically is.
Replies: >>714516293
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 10:03:54 PM No.714516280
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>>714514029 (OP)
these photos are an easy way to out yourself as a third worlder
anyone in a first world country can actually go to these stores and see for themselves the switch 2 shelves, they're all empty
and if you do find a store with them in stock, you can post it on social media naming the store location and they'll be sold out within that day
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 10:04:04 PM No.714516293
>>714516104
they didnt want another wii u situation. calling it the switch 2 was the better option
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 10:04:27 PM No.714516327
>>714516046
Calm down.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 10:06:24 PM No.714516513
1751507882264486m
1751507882264486m
md5: 5f91a50687156e1e29d893afd9eeb3f1๐Ÿ”
>>714514029 (OP)
Is this the Switch 2 schizo containment thread?
Replies: >>714516884
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 10:09:48 PM No.714516791
>>714514442
shamefur dispray
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 10:10:48 PM No.714516884
>>714516513
No, this is the FritangaPlays thread. This is about the fat spic who has Nintendo Derangement syndrome with over 80 videos seething about the Switch 2. Most importantly, he let his brother fuck his girl friend. Unless OP is Fritanga himself, he's shilling a fat KEK.
https://youtu.be/gHJ4sra-dFU?si=-6NOQuktqxUZcpiv
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 10:13:07 PM No.714517080
>>714515137
I really like how Donkey Kong looks, but I will continue to wait
Replies: >>714518397
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 10:16:34 PM No.714517349
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Screenshot_20241015_142213_Chrome
md5: 1a1da585cf2d0b8eca5d4c3b463f1c6e๐Ÿ”
>>714515137
>there's more than 1 game to play on it.

All my old Switch games play on it too though.
Replies: >>714517524 >>714518397
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 10:17:19 PM No.714517415
>>714514029 (OP)
>jewtube grifters are starting to use AI generated thumbnails
grim
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 10:18:30 PM No.714517524
>>714517349
>admits there are almost no Switch 2 games
>this is a win if I pretend it is
Replies: >>714517838 >>714518261
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 10:18:42 PM No.714517539
>>714515340
worse, firing employees to hire more jeets iirc
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 10:21:09 PM No.714517764
>>714514317
Is stock legitimately starting to become available? That's not a good sign, it's only a month after launch. I know people are holding up that record, but this dose'nt feel like a successful launch. There's always negativity at launch, but usually the hype drowns it out. I don't feel that this time. It seems the normies aren't buying it.
Tendies were going to buy it no matter what, at launch. But for it to be successful it has to cross over and normies buy it too, or the sales will drop off quickly after the tendies get theirs.
And the third parties are struggling, people are blaming that on the key cards. But it makes a lot more sense that only tendies bought this thing, and they never buy 3rd party games anyway.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 10:22:03 PM No.714517838
>>714517524
>this is a win
Correct.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 10:27:30 PM No.714518261
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>>714517524
LEL
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 10:29:17 PM No.714518397
>>714517080
Donkey Kong does look good. Buying any console at launch is usually the wrong decision, always best to let it get it's footing and work out any hardware or manufacturing issues.
>>714517349
Why would you buy new hardware to play the games you already own? I know, they "run better" but the performance was just fine 6 months ago. And I honestly think the OLED has the better screen and battery life, so it isn't the straight upgrade you make it seem.
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 10:31:53 PM No.714518571
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20250606001258-01JX15S20KENFTDSS2GQJA4GRG
md5: d7ada71cc15c01120cc6a4419cdd9373๐Ÿ”
>>714518397
>Why would you buy new hardware to play the games you already own?

I didn't. I bought to play the new games coming my way. But being to experience many of my old games literally remastered, is nice.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 10:32:33 PM No.714518621
>>714518397
No reason not to if you like Nintendo games and have a Switch already.
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 10:36:45 PM No.714518907
>>714518621
Sure, if you have $450 to blow. But usually people buy new hardware to play a specific game they can't play anywhere else, not for the promise that there might be good games in the future.
If Mario Kart is that system selling game for you, then fine. It's not for me though. It's fun, but not $500 fun.
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 10:38:12 PM No.714519024
>>714518907
>But usually people buy new hardware to play a specific game they can't play anywhere else
Lol no. Ever heard of PC gaming?
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 10:38:50 PM No.714519073
snoy
snoy
md5: 9e07726e507ea3fed2721635ddf9f060๐Ÿ”
>>714514029 (OP)
>
Replies: >>714519147
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 10:39:21 PM No.714519121
>>714514442
Is that still enough to convey the illusion of motion?
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 10:39:42 PM No.714519147
>>714519073
cool it with the anti niggerism
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 10:40:15 PM No.714519184
>>714519121
it is 100% unnoticeable
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 10:41:06 PM No.714519279
>>714514029 (OP)
>snoytarda
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 10:41:07 PM No.714519280
>>714519024
>Ever heard of PC gaming?

Not every is a degenerate 3rd world criminal.

This is why so plebs have sat here, absolutely fucking BAFFLED as to why Switch sold 155 million. They can't think beyond themselves and think everyone should be sitting at a desk in their bedrooms like they are.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 10:41:20 PM No.714519296
>tendies seething
Love to see it
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 10:41:30 PM No.714519318
>>714516293
They should have called the Wii U the Nintendo Cafรฉ. Even "Wii Pro" would havs been better than Wii U. Calling this a Switch Pro probably wouldn't have caused any confusion.
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 10:43:15 PM No.714519475
>>714514442
That only matters if you're undock it, right? So it should be no problem.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 10:43:46 PM No.714519523
>>714514029 (OP)
>pre-ordered consoles
>photo was taken and posted at 8AM on launch day
>youtube grfter seethes and screams when you point out his dishonesty
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 10:43:56 PM No.714519535
>>714519318
theyโ€™re better off not leaving it up to chance. switch 2 conveys that its a sequel, switch pro conveys that its an upgrade.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 10:44:42 PM No.714519590
>>714519296
lmao is this how you cope?
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 10:45:43 PM No.714519696
snoy assblast seethe thread #9282
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 10:47:18 PM No.714519828
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>>714514029 (OP)
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 10:47:24 PM No.714519830
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md5: 123887622b768c8dc258174d0812b990๐Ÿ”
>>714519296
>
Replies: >>714520512
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 10:55:36 PM No.714520512
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>>714519830