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Anonymous No.714519734 [Report] >>714519983 >>714520473 >>714520836 >>714521060 >>714523894 >>714525092 >>714525745
Holy shit this game is straight ass
>zero enemy variety
>zero interesting encounters or gameplay setpieces
>can quicksave at any time completely removing what little challenge exists
>weapons are unsatisfying and all feel samey, you only ever use the same few weapons
>your footsteps are absurdly loud for some reason
>environments are extremely bland and empty, and involve just spamming interact with the environment to see which generic door you can interact with
>game hands out ammo like candy meaning you can just mindlessly spam ammo each encounter with no care
>enemies stand right out in the open like absolute retards
>very little interactivity with environment
>hit reactions are completely unsatisfying, enemies don't react naturally to gunfire at all, and either shrug it off or just bounce up in the air like a ridiculous jack in the box toy
>controller is basically unplayable as the movement curve feels terrible, and the game struggles with diagonal aiming (diagonal aiming is less than half the speed of cardinal aiming)
The story is decent and I like the comic book narration style, but holy fuck is everything else about the game just fucking terrible.

Max Payne 3 absolutely blows this dogshit out of the water in terms of graphics, animations, enemy AI, enemy hit reactions, attention to detail, weapon design, sound design, environmental interactivity, encounters, gameplay setpieces, challenge, controller aiming, and blood & gore.
Anonymous No.714519983 [Report] >>714520062 >>714520603
>>714519734 (OP)
>Max Payne 3 absolutely blows this dogshit out of the water
Umm
>in terms of graphics, animations
zoomzoom detected, opinion discarded
Anonymous No.714520062 [Report] >>714520342 >>714520820
>>714519983
I'm in my 30s. No, your reddit story does not excuse it being inferior in every single possible way to Max Payne 3.
Anonymous No.714520298 [Report]
I’m not reading all that.
Anonymous No.714520342 [Report] >>714520462
>>714520062
Calling things reddit makes your argument invalid by default. You are a nigger who has rotted his brain. Next you call it slop and as we all know, meme buzzwords aint arguments either
Anonymous No.714520462 [Report] >>714520610
>>714520342
All Remedy games have absolutely dogshit gameplay, and the only "redeeming" elements are the narrative/writing.

If Max Payne 1 released today, /v/ would call it out the same way they call out other Remedyshit like Control and Alan Wake II. Put nope, Max Payne 1 is immune to criticism because muh oldfag nostalgia circlejerk.
Anonymous No.714520473 [Report]
>>714519734 (OP)
bait.
Anonymous No.714520603 [Report]
>>714519983
In terms of gameplay 3 is better
Anonymous No.714520610 [Report] >>714520691
>>714520462
>Memewords and whataboutism
Shit bait. no more (You)s
Anonymous No.714520691 [Report]
>>714520610
>zero enemy variety
>zero interesting encounters or gameplay setpieces
>can quicksave at any time completely removing what little challenge exists
>weapons are unsatisfying and all feel samey, you only ever use the same few weapons
>your footsteps are absurdly loud for some reason
>environments are extremely bland and empty, and involve just spamming interact with the environment to see which generic door you can interact with
>game hands out ammo like candy meaning you can just mindlessly spam ammo each encounter with no care
>enemies stand right out in the open like absolute retards
>very little interactivity with environment
>hit reactions are completely unsatisfying, enemies don't react naturally to gunfire at all, and either shrug it off or just bounce up in the air like a ridiculous jack in the box toy
>controller is basically unplayable as the movement curve feels terrible, and the game struggles with diagonal aiming (diagonal aiming is less than half the speed of cardinal aiming)
The story is decent and I like the comic book narration style, but holy fuck is everything else about the game just fucking terrible.

There you go.
Anonymous No.714520820 [Report]
>>714520062
>I'm in my 30s
That just makes your whole post more embarrassing.
Anonymous No.714520836 [Report]
>>714519734 (OP)
Based
Anonymous No.714521060 [Report]
>>714519734 (OP)
No one gives a fuck about this game except redditors who shidded and farted themselves over the story
Anonymous No.714521174 [Report]
MAX PAYNE 1 IS THE DARK SOULS 2 OF MAX PAYNE... ALL I'M GONNA SAY
Anonymous No.714523894 [Report]
>>714519734 (OP)
it's aged like milk
Anonymous No.714524836 [Report]
The only actual problems with MP1 are 1)the dogshit weapon spread and 2)the broken dynamic scaling difficulty that just gets exponentially harder because it never counts you as dying when you load. These are both very serious problems, and its why 2 and 3 are better games overall, even if 1 has the best atmosphere.
Anonymous No.714525092 [Report]
>>714519734 (OP)
Lol nice copypasta
Anonymous No.714525745 [Report]
>>714519734 (OP)
This game is straight ass, and yours is GAY
Anonymous No.714525931 [Report] >>714526173
I fucking love Max Payne 1, it's fucking awesome, the only problam i had was making it work in windows 10, i fucking hate windows 10.
When i get a better computer i'm gonna try Max Payne 2 and 3.
Anonymous No.714526173 [Report]
>>714525931
Bro, I ran max payne 2 on a 16mb dx8 class on-motherboard GPU. If you can run 1 you can run 2.