Nintendo fags will just look for ANY excuse to dickride the big corporation huh

>>714520498 (OP)
Dark Souls has good lore
Not this gay kiddy shit

soul soulless forced soulless

>>714520498 (OP)
Built for DKC

>>714520498 (OP)
Kill fuck marry

>>714520673
>my son, Gwyn, was born on the wrong day
>therefore I'll turn him into a woman called Gwyneth
Great lore, I agree.

anyone have the clip of pauline looking sad then cheering up when DK flashes her a big smile?

>>714520637
Yeah like them making good games, what morons!!

>>714520637
you'll look at people enjoying video games and cry about it

>>714520765
DK gets to sleep in bed with THIS?!?!?!

little girl feet

>>714520498 (OP)
that pink and white dress is a garanteed unlock right?

>>714520637
I like Nintendo: I enjoy good games.
You hate Nintendo: You cope and seethe in every thread.
It's that easy.

>>714521063
GOD I want a loli to sleep on my belly... Nothing sexual. It seems like peak comfy

>>714521251
Her mom's outfit is in the game. It's all but guaranteed.

>>714521406
It is. It's also very comforting to have them snuggle up against you while you're reading them a story and things like that.

>>714521824

>>714520765
not my dk.

>>714520637
I want Nintendo to fuck me so hard up my ass because unlike any other corporation, their games are actually focused on being VIDEO GAMES that focus on FUN.

>>714522129
>nintendo dk is a soulless basedcuck pedophile
>rare dk is a blatant black stereotype
i don't even know why this is even a debate, rare's dk is hilarious in concept and really fucking cool-looking.

>>714521824
>ywn have a daughter that you can read bedtime stories to
>ywn watch her struggle to stay awake as she eagerly listens to you
>ywn hear her say "I love you Daddy" before sleep claims her for the night
>you will always be a KHV that spends all his time on a Laotian loom weaving forum

>>714520637
>Look, they made a cool little homage to that super classic little two frame animation from the original game
>"YOU JUST LOOK FOR ANY EXCUSE TO DICKRIDE NINTENDO HUH??"
(You)

>>714520637
Does that scare you?

>>714520765
More like nintendo edp 445

>>714520637
I would say out of the big 3, Nintendo has the most compelling exclusives.
Xbox doesn't make exclusives anymore and when they do it is literally just Halo, Gears, and Forza.
Sony exclusives are almost all 3rd person, over the shoulder action games with a huge focus on story and walking & talking.
Nintendo games are generally gameplay first and foremost and are the most fun to play.

Obviously, I am not saying that means Nintendo makes the best games of all studios. I am just saying I actually can understand being a Nintendo fan over being, say, an Xbox fan. I do not understand those guys.

>>714520498 (OP)
Wait how did they...OH NINTENDO! Simply amazing!!!

>>714520498 (OP)
Looks retarded

>>714520498 (OP)
Nintendo games don't have lore. They have empty references to other games

If I was in charge of Nintendo I would instate the following rule:

>never listen to a word that anyone on /v/ says

>>714520673
"Zanzibart, forgive me"

>>714520673
Souls games have seemingly good lore, but once you deep dive in, you're like "Wait, this is mediocre and not worth the effort."

>>714520673
>gay shit
Fromsoft lore is significantly more gay. Have you seen Elden Ring?

>>714521117
Imagine you can paint her toes in the game

i hope she has a tummy baring outfit

>>714520637
>>714520673
seething trannies. you lost and got raped sonygro