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Anonymous No.714520498 >>714520673 >>714520765 >>714520789 >>714521251 >>714524532 >>714524679 >>714524771
Nintendo lore is damn amazing.
Anonymous No.714520637 >>714520974 >>714520979 >>714521293 >>714522578 >>714524008 >>714524027 >>714524385 >>714525658
Nintendo fags will just look for ANY excuse to dickride the big corporation huh
Anonymous No.714520673 >>714520874 >>714525057 >>714525216 >>714525439 >>714525658
>>714520498 (OP)
Dark Souls has good lore
Not this gay kiddy shit
Anonymous No.714520692
soul soulless forced soulless
Anonymous No.714520765 >>714521063 >>714522129 >>714524126
>>714520498 (OP)
Built for DKC
Anonymous No.714520789
>>714520498 (OP)
Kill fuck marry
Anonymous No.714520874
>>714520673
>my son, Gwyn, was born on the wrong day
>therefore I'll turn him into a woman called Gwyneth
Great lore, I agree.
Anonymous No.714520965
anyone have the clip of pauline looking sad then cheering up when DK flashes her a big smile?
Anonymous No.714520974
>>714520637
Yeah like them making good games, what morons!!
Anonymous No.714520979
>>714520637
you'll look at people enjoying video games and cry about it
Anonymous No.714521063 >>714521406
>>714520765
DK gets to sleep in bed with THIS?!?!?!
Anonymous No.714521117 >>714525494
little girl feet
Anonymous No.714521251 >>714521624
>>714520498 (OP)
that pink and white dress is a garanteed unlock right?
Anonymous No.714521293
>>714520637
I like Nintendo: I enjoy good games.
You hate Nintendo: You cope and seethe in every thread.
It's that easy.
Anonymous No.714521406 >>714521824
>>714521063
GOD I want a loli to sleep on my belly... Nothing sexual. It seems like peak comfy
Anonymous No.714521624
>>714521251
Her mom's outfit is in the game. It's all but guaranteed.
Anonymous No.714521824 >>714522080 >>714523608
>>714521406
It is. It's also very comforting to have them snuggle up against you while you're reading them a story and things like that.
Anonymous No.714522080
>>714521824
Anonymous No.714522129 >>714522774
>>714520765
not my dk.
Anonymous No.714522578
>>714520637
I want Nintendo to fuck me so hard up my ass because unlike any other corporation, their games are actually focused on being VIDEO GAMES that focus on FUN.
Anonymous No.714522774
>>714522129
>nintendo dk is a soulless basedcuck pedophile
>rare dk is a blatant black stereotype
i don't even know why this is even a debate, rare's dk is hilarious in concept and really fucking cool-looking.
Anonymous No.714523608
>>714521824
>ywn have a daughter that you can read bedtime stories to
>ywn watch her struggle to stay awake as she eagerly listens to you
>ywn hear her say "I love you Daddy" before sleep claims her for the night
>you will always be a KHV that spends all his time on a Laotian loom weaving forum
Anonymous No.714524008
>>714520637
>Look, they made a cool little homage to that super classic little two frame animation from the original game
>"YOU JUST LOOK FOR ANY EXCUSE TO DICKRIDE NINTENDO HUH??"
(You)
Anonymous No.714524027
>>714520637
Does that scare you?
Anonymous No.714524126
>>714520765
More like nintendo edp 445
Anonymous No.714524385
>>714520637
I would say out of the big 3, Nintendo has the most compelling exclusives.
Xbox doesn't make exclusives anymore and when they do it is literally just Halo, Gears, and Forza.
Sony exclusives are almost all 3rd person, over the shoulder action games with a huge focus on story and walking & talking.
Nintendo games are generally gameplay first and foremost and are the most fun to play.

Obviously, I am not saying that means Nintendo makes the best games of all studios. I am just saying I actually can understand being a Nintendo fan over being, say, an Xbox fan. I do not understand those guys.
Anonymous No.714524532
>>714520498 (OP)
Wait how did they...OH NINTENDO! Simply amazing!!!
Anonymous No.714524679
>>714520498 (OP)
Looks retarded
Anonymous No.714524771
>>714520498 (OP)
Nintendo games don't have lore. They have empty references to other games
Anonymous No.714524936
If I was in charge of Nintendo I would instate the following rule:

>never listen to a word that anyone on /v/ says
Anonymous No.714525057
>>714520673
"Zanzibart, forgive me"
Anonymous No.714525216
>>714520673
Souls games have seemingly good lore, but once you deep dive in, you're like "Wait, this is mediocre and not worth the effort."
Anonymous No.714525425
Anonymous No.714525439
>>714520673
>gay shit
Fromsoft lore is significantly more gay. Have you seen Elden Ring?
Anonymous No.714525494
>>714521117
Imagine you can paint her toes in the game
Anonymous No.714525539
i hope she has a tummy baring outfit
Anonymous No.714525658
>>714520637
>>714520673
seething trannies. you lost and got raped sonygro