Thread 714528848

>genuinely a terrible person who strings and guilts max along with whatever stupid shit she does
>game treats her as a good person regardless and max blindly follows her like a lost puppy
>the final 'choice' is between her and an entire populated town
I'm still mad.

No one gives a shit about her shitty game. The only thing that matters are her SFM and Blender vids

>>714528848 (OP)
The game does do a pretty good job of portraying a toxic relationship, but I don't know if that's fully intentional.

>>714529231
It is absolutely not. Any commentary on the vacuousness and self-destructiveness of Chloe seems to be almost purely accidental.
>she was dealt a bad hand!

>>714528848 (OP)
Name one thing she does that's terrible

>>714529335
Kills her dealer and his dog because she didn't want to pay? Abuses the one man in the world that would try to take care of her and her mother?

>>714529335
Her terrible idea to shoot a car bumper and have the bullet richochet back at her.

>>714528848 (OP)
She redeems herself by taking dog knot in some videos I've watched

>>714528848 (OP)
she look cute tho

>your best friend who loves you and you love her
>she's sad because her life sucks
>she tries to steal because she's broke and you can scold her and then she doesn't
>has BPD meltdowns a couple times a week but otherwise is your ride or die homie
>the catalyst for the events of the entire game is that you saved her from dying
>you have to save her from dying multiple further times
>get to the end of the story (about saving her)
>get the option to not save her
>yas queen i hate this bitch even though i played a whole game about saving her
idgi why would you play the game at all of you don't like her?

>>714529681
Maybe the game has made a very poor case for saving a gutter trash middle class white girl

>>714528848 (OP)
>Can't choose to let her die in part 2
>Never bothered finishing it as a result

Just say you have never had sex and hate women, nigga. nobody cares about you.

>>714529448
kek. I remember doing it a dozen times and max would start teasing chloe that "she wont do it again prinky swear" and chloe would start freaking out. those hipsters had a good sense of humor.
>>714529681
in episode 5, after kissing warren once, max learnt that she is in fact not lesbian and lost interest in trying to save chloe.

>>714529986
warren is a beta loser and fucking him is gayer than being literally gay.
except for when he beat up nathan, that was the only good thing he did.

>>714529954
chloe typed this post and max got upset with her for saying nigga. later they smoked weed together and chloe made max say nigga. then they kissed and touched each others vaginas. the end.

guys will identify with Trevor from GTA but balk at a female character who is mildly flawed

>>714530616
And insane yurifags will defend to the death female trevor as long as she's gay.

If you actually played the game you would know whether or not max blindly follows her is up to your choices. You can have max say no to her and even defend her stepfather to her face. And as a result Chloe can even acknowledge she’s acting shitty. You just can’t handle female characters that are flawed and complex

>>714528848 (OP)
Don't forget
>Leaves Max for Victoria

>>714528848 (OP)
slut

>>714530616
trevor was an autist who got groomed by michael who is the true failure at life character in that game.
chloe is not autistic, she is entitled, wanting to identify with a spoiled brat who does crappy things and nags about doing them and then nags about being loved by her parents will get you smack.

>>714531269
>talk back to chloe about her father
>she wont help you in a critical moment
anyone who played the game while following a guide didnt see that chloe will admit she was being shitty

>>714531567
Ive seen porn of her. she didnt have tattoos in them. did she get them recently?

>>714532425
must have gotten them after her first few shoots

>>714528848 (OP)
The only good thing about Life is Strange is the cuckquean porn we got of guys fucking Max in front of Chloe.

>>714530616
Chloe is a destructive force that does nothing but frustrate everyone in her lifes attempts at moving on. She's a constraining force. Her inability to move on traps her family and friendships where they've been since her dad died. She just lashes out against anything that represents progress from that tragedy.

Trevor on the other hand, while also destructive, is ultimately a positive force on his loved ones. His loyalty and love for Michael and his family compel him into action the second he learns Michael's alive, and by his very presence he sets events in motion that free Michael from his self imprisonment/mid life crisis, AND start the process of the De Santa family healing from the last 10 years of growing apart.

>>714534690
ok I get you. I'll dump her ass. but let me tap it first.

sex with Chloe

>>714529335
She killed someone and their dog

Sorry but this is a Kate board!

>>714535710
get in line

>>714528848 (OP)
You have an odd moral compass if Chloe is your idea of a terrible person. She's impulsive and moody, but rarely malicious. In the end she's ready to give her life for a town she hates. That's not what terrible people do.

>>714529335
Along with what the other anons said: Chloe blames Max for all her problems, even though Max was a fucking child whose family moved.

Chloe hits all the marks for BPD and possible NPD. She's a shit character, and would be a shit person if she really existed. And that the developers try their damnedest to frame her as not a complete piece of shit is actually pretty disturbing.

>>714528848 (OP)
sounds like your average lesbian relationship.

>>714536224
just because she's not a mass murderer doesnt mean she's not a terrible person.

>>714536596
>black shirts
ohnononono

>>714529335
Makes everyone around her miserable, especially her poor mother?
Is such a clingy, toxic piece of shit that she actually turned Rachel straight?
That she got Rachel killed by driving her into the arms of the perpetrators?
Is a drug addict?
Constantly abuses her "friendship" with Max and makes her do illegal, dangerous and dumb things?

And many more.

>>714536663
What's wrong with black shirts?

>>714536796
>makes her do illegal, dangerous and dumb things
shooting cans in the trashyard is cool and based.

>>714536929
bad girl Kate

>>714528848 (OP)
>/v/
She's bad because she's selfish
>Also /v/
She's bad because she wasn't happy about an entire town full of people dying for her

>>714537427
There are different intensities of selfishness.

Max a cute

>>714538169
She hit the wall at 15 and the last game they made retroactively destroys her character in every way.

>>714538892
game?
I haven't played any of them
Max is cute

>>714533017
wait I recognize this room...

>>714528848 (OP)
You forgot
>good timeline has her wheelchair-bound then dying
>it's considered a bad timeline

>>714533248
>>714541313
Are there any of Max fucking guys infront of terminally ill wheelchair universe Chloe?
Just the thought of it is driving me insane

>>714528848 (OP)
Reminds me of Korra
>the avatar forces herself into a guy already in a relationship because she's the avatar and you have to deal with it
>dips the guy after his relationship with the other girl
>the avatar gets the girl while having fun reminiscing of the time when she was trying to split her girlfriend from the ex-boyfriend to keep him
>>714529231
>>714529291
These stories become a comedy when you realize it's the trannies making shit fanfic about themselves, their so-called oppressors literally people trying to keep them safe or trying to make them accountable for their actions then praising those works which portrays them and their crush as horrible people like those stories were masterpieces

>>714530616
She's not mildly flawed, he's inherently a horrible person that does shit on a whim and blames everyone else for her own issues. What are you even smoking?

>>714542870
>does shit on a whim and blames everyone else for her own issues
yeah, she's a teenager
they do stupid shit and are self absorbed

Why are all the girls from this game so fucking hot?

>>714535710
>knew someone that looked like her
>transitioned
>looks nothing like her anymore
why does this always happen

>>714536367
>she's a shit person
she has a mental illness (BPD), stop victim blaming

>>714528848 (OP)
dont care still would eat her ass

>>714541681
adding this to my blender list
one day I will learn how to work the damn thing

>>714543157
How many times does Chloe's own malicious behavior gets her killed?

>>714544285
ill play devil's advocate and say that nathan murdering her is not her entire fault so every other death is just timeline mambo jambo and none of her actions would end in such drastic way if not for the initial murder

>>714544537
Not her fault? Maybe she should grow a brain and not be belligerent to/threaten someone who is pointing a gun at her.

She's an edgy teenager with a dead dad and her step-dad is kind of a dick most of the time. Still plenty of time to become a better person, hell a lot of the game is Max influencing her positively into becoming a better person. The "shot her dealer and his dog" is bad ending shit, it's completely avoidable.

Let it be a lesson that cute girls can get away with anything.

>>714528848 (OP)
I still love her... I could have saved her...

>>714529335
Stealing money from a handicap ramp fund.

Warren's biggest crime is being a spergy dude that has a crush.

>>714543408
because you didn't step up and fucked this dumb shit out of them

>>714528848 (OP)
I hate lesbians and homosexual in general.

>>714528848 (OP)
i dont care
im a rachel enjoyer

>>714552132
same, but theres something about LiS characters that makes me want to put my penis inside their mouths.

>>714528848 (OP)
women are retarded like that

>>714535710
>>714528848 (OP)
>>714531567
Can Chad fix a mentally ill retarded bitch like this? Or its impossible? asking for a friend

>>714554863
Bipolar women are legit unfixable monsters and if you ever think it's possible to fix them in any way you either are severely mentally handicapped or it's your first time interacting with one and they're in their good swing phase

Hella

>>714555023
noted

>>714555023
I'm not sure about bipolar but part of me really enjoys being with bpd women
Life is way too boring with a normal partner. The possibility of her randomly getting mad and shrieking at the waiter makes every day unpredictable and exciting, even if it can be sometimes embarrassing
I can't imagine having a partner where you just go to a restaurant and it's just boring predictable. "Oh the table cloth looks nice". How fucking boring

>>714559235
You fags haven't actually been out much huh
A good deal of BPD chicks are not on a fucking stupid "aggressive or not" switch, their bad swings are not instant and are generally just plain fucking depressed, suicidal and loathing filled as opposed to angry

sex with chloe

>>714559318
That is literally what many bpd women are like though. The slightest inconvenience or perceived act of disrespect is enough to set them off
If you think bpd women are just low energy pathetic losers cutting in their bedrooms and posting on tumblr then you need to meet real ones. If you haven't dated a bpd stacy then you haven't truly lived

>>714528848 (OP)
>Ultra lefty
>Mentally ill
>"Non-binary"
>Abusive towards her younger brother since childhood
>Violent and aggressive
>Smokes, drinks, swears like a sailor experiments with drugs, goes to underground concerts
>Hypocritical and self-righteous
>Stupid and uncaring
>Weak-willed and easily influenced
>A few bad events away from becoming a mass murderer
>Only in one route does she realise what a piece of shit of a person she is
>4chan still lusted after her en masse solely because she's the designated love interest

Nothing new under the sun.

>>714552486
I still don't get why they made Chloe and Rachel's relationship romantic in Before the Storm. We already knew she's been dicked by half the men in Arcadia Bay.

>>714528848 (OP)
>>game treats her as a good person
Uhh... no? She's presented as a complete fuckup (or "heavily flawed" to put it positively).

>>714528848 (OP)
Her always her, I love my wives (Chloe and Maxine)

I can fix her.

>>714560845
hi Max

>>714531306
Max's worst nightmare became true for her lol.

American women are not attractive.
They're completely soulless, vapid and void of personality. They aren't even good for sex, because of their unchecked egotism and unwarranted belief that they're great at giving head and riding dick because no one ever dared to tell them they're actually shit at it.

>>714562048
Alright why the hell does windows randomly delete an image from your pc. That's wrong pic but the right one is gone.

>>714559949
Because Chloe's mom said to Max that Chloe went through a 'bad boy' phase and Chloe said that Rachel 'saved her from boys'. Chloe definitely had a crush on Rachel and its possible they experimented, but while Chloe realized that she's gay Rachel probably drifted more toward bisexual or just treated it as funny experimentation.

>>714528848 (OP)
It gets worse
>In the sequel, if you chose her the relationship doesn't last and it's implied she cheats on Max
>Even though she hated the town and everyone in it she guilty Max about it constantly

>Laughs at William's small toolbox
>"You've had a vacation from a father figure for too long"
>"Time to show you what a stable home can be like"
>video cameras everywhere
>*slap*

>>714562707
MY FUARKING HERO

>>714531306
Max's worst nightmare

>>714562707
I like how he can turn the tables on Max in episode 2 if you accuse him and gets her suspended
I don't think a character like him would be "allowed" in the current day

Reading through the comments I realized how much the first game has filtered many with all the superficial analysis regarding Chloe's character, rather than how she's seen through the perspective of the MC, Max Caulfield. Instead of looking at why Max has feelings towards Chloe despite her complicated character, anons ITT self-insert without the context of the game’s setting and various complicated personalities; morons posting who did not for once take a step back and wonder “what would Max Caulfield do in this situation?”, instead instinctively looking for flaws for, dare I say because she’s a female? The story is about Max and her choices she has to make, Chloe is just part of it but dissecting only the Chloe storyline is doing a disservice and I recommend you to replay it or never post on my site again. As for the ending, if you choose “Sacrifice Chloe” because you despise her instead of thinking of a utilitarianism approach, you’re what’s wrong with gaming today.

didn't read
she hot

>trolley problem
>muh trolley problem
Trolley problem doesn't work if it is somebody you know.
Who would you sacrifice. Your greatest friend whom you've reconnected with or a town full of strangers where you don't know 90% of them

>>714563518
literally because they get their opinions from grifter video game YouTubers.

>>714563518
>utilitarianism approach
you didn't get the game either

>>714529954
Cared enough to make a post bitching about him.

>>714528848 (OP)
I never played this game, but just seeing the character design screams bad character already. Avoid at all costs.

>>714564027
>sacrifice one (complicated character) or many (complicated characters)
>didn't get the game
Okay, idiot.

FUCK THE CANVAS

>>714563956
Its the same with dark souls 2. I learned to ignore such garbage takes.

>>714528848 (OP)
Still better writing than expedition 33 because it has actual npcs with writing.

>>714562589
>muh sequel
>muh prequel
Unless the writer(s) have written the lore beforehand, any work that continues or bridges a backstory to its plot is nothing but a cash grab. The only game that matters is the first. Everything else is a glorified fan fiction.

>>714529389
>>714535951
she did that in self defense
if a junkie was getting hostile with you and sent their dog to maul you, you'd do it too

>>714565168
do americans really

>>714564973
>>714565042
>>714565086
this is so ridiculous its based

>>714565201
yes, americans shoot threats instead of acting like europoors holding signs saying refugees welcome and then sending people to jail for reporting refugees raping and killing them

so that just happened

>>714563518
I wanted neither hipster trash nor shitty clock magic capeshit. I wanted midwest emo kino where we get guitar hero rockband segments and we get to experience the turbulence of being an indie emo band and also all the women are straight and you play as some emo chad lite or chad and you get to fuck whoever you want.

Games for this feel?

>>714532241
Wasn't Trevor already a murderous meth dealer and Michael got him to use his psychopathy to do actual worthwhile crimes instead, against places like banks who deserve it more?

>>714563518
that pic is very accurate, I played the game just to check how cringy it was, but it turned out being really good
It's not woke, there's lesbians but they have an actual personality, characters aren't deliberately ugly, it doesn't have a victimized minority narrative, it doesn't condemn oppression. It even has a cop character that you don't trust at first but later realize that he's a good guy, that would be unthinkable in a woke game

>>714565470
he was a hockey player who met michael at the bar after getting banned from playing the game professionally.

>>714565620
based

>>714565620
>It's not woke, there's lesbians

>>714564298
idiot it's about accepting loss not an autistic trolley problem

>>714566636
tbf one of them did take dick and the other thinks about taking dick

>>714566636
no such thing as a lesbian, just a girl that didnt get properly fucked yet

>>714567173
which one is which?

>>714567627
kate took dick and victoria is thinking about dick (professor's)

>>714528848 (OP)
Stupid gun

>>714565232
shame one got deleted before i saw it.

>>714528848 (OP)
>kills the series by simply not being in it after the first game
based

>>714543157
I wasn't.
Bad people did that.

Gotta say, there's nothing sexy about these rubbery faces.
You may as well masturbate to a Minions movie.

>>714531306
i fucking love this slut like you wouldn't believe

>>714549148
she's literally me

>>714571149
fire panties is rad

>>714528848 (OP)
>tattoos
>dyed hair
>male attire
>total manipulating cunt
yup, sounds realistic

Sex with teenagers!(18 I swear)

>>714563518
>think about how max would respond to a situation
>you see the ending boils down to a one vs many decision and i'm smart but you're dumb
lol.....

>>714565620
/v/ was pretty tsundere for life is strange 1 back in the day
I even remember the thread when episode 2 was leaked. I think that was my favorite, it was fun with anons being said over getting kate killed and one particular max hating anon figuring out how to get her suspended

>>714567830
i would unironically marry a bitch this retarded irl god damn she is so hot and retarded

>>714572281
/v/ hated the game but liked some of the girls in it.

>>714528848 (OP)
To be fair only bad things happen to her. not just because she hangs out with junkies and doesn't know how to use a gun. She's constantly getting fucked over by everyone
She handles it prety well compared to the broken bpd and narc bitches I've met irl
But still no excuse for acting like a retard

>>714560113
Ewww they bustin slob

>>714528848 (OP)
Its so funny that it feels like that other studio who took over these games hated chloe too

I just want to kiss chloe :)

>>714571905
>male attire
tight pants and a bra?

my queen

Someone explain the concept of this game to me.

>Apparently, it's a real thing that has gameplay of some sort?
>But I guess really the whole purpose is just to create a half dozen or so female characters who are various flavors of lesbian, so they can be made into 3D porn

Is that about right?

>>714574880
>>714574812
>>714574748
Much like Selfdrilling, this dudes shit is uncanny and not at all hot

>>714574927
story game with rewind powers if you picked a choice you regret, some puzzles here and there, some "fail states" that the game will force you to rewind (Like when chloe shoots herself).
Everything leads to 3 endings
>Save chloe
>Sacrifice town
>Sacrifice town and kiss Chloe (If you flirted with her enough)
but yes, the models were made for porn, the files have fully modelled Max in her underwear

>>714575230
I meant
>Sacrifice town
or
>Sacrifice Chloe
you get to kiss her if you sacrifice her

>>714528848 (OP)
That's how the average lesbian is

I need to deposit my semen inside Maxine's rectum.

>>714528848 (OP)
Easiest choice of my life. The final insult was the game trying to make you feel guilty for making the right choice by playing some tearjerker emo indieslop as her casket gets lowered into the ground. And DONTNOD has only gone further and further downhill from there.

>>714576702
What a fumble to turn your time travel murder mystery series into faggoty X-Men.

>Life is Strange
Isn't this just a walking simulator with text boxes?

>>714531306
I need a tsundere prissy prepwhore like you wouldn't believe.

>>714563518
>The story is about Max and her choices she has to make
Except this is a game where OUR choices matter (we, the players, not Max). You are ignoring the most obvious context.

>>714577528
It's a point and click game with multiple story paths

>>714577923
you are max

>>714555023
>>714559318
This. BPD women are a fucking pain in the ass and not worth the trouble.

>>714566636
Yes.

>>714529335
She keeps killing herself because she is dumb as a door The rich kid, the gun, the train. Why even save her?

>>714575301
I rather eat her pussy and shithole if you get my drift

>>714564245
I tried to play it once and it's the most disgustingly Californian melodramatic slop you can think of.

The MC Max is also a completely empty headed vapid cunt, I hated her as soon as she spoke one of her first lines in the game: "I should take a selfie"

>>714579846
Because you can? In the end you, the player gets to decide whether she's worth it or not (Yes she's worth it and saving her is the canon ending).

>>714579423
This doesn't happen irl

>>714581096
the video is literally irl footage

>>714581214
staged

>>714571149
>Guy Fieri panties

>>714528848 (OP)
she is the perfect representation of women at the time

Did you save her?

>>714529681
Chloes mom deserves to live way more than Chloe does. And thats just one person in that shit town, others are nicer and better

>>714585826
And how would she feel about her daughter's death? Or any parent losing their child in this regard?