This god of thunder slaps your girlfriend on the ass and tells her she needs a REAL man in her life. What do you do and say?

Call Kratos.

>>714530308 (OP)
apologies to him immediately because I've learned how to be a better man

>>714530308 (OP)
this is me on picture

>>714530308 (OP)
tell him to lose weight calling him fatty fat fat fat and use a earth ground attack to counter him

>>714530308 (OP)
I ask him why did he become like this, and why isn't he trying to be better. During his 4 hour monologue about his feelings, I assrape him before everyone.

>>714530308 (OP)
What if it was this thor on the right?

>>714530308 (OP)
I'd turn him around, slap him back and fuck his fat ass to assert my dominance

>>714530308 (OP)
>heh.. nice try "god"... but i'm a better man now

>>714530308 (OP)
I tell him that he needs to be a better man. What my girlfriend does with her ass is her business.

>>714530308 (OP)
Tell him: His father, his wife and his daughter all hate him and think hes a liability

Then run

I like depressed, bored, lazy bulking Thor

>>714533239
Unironically looks cooler to me

>>714530308 (OP)
Swap to wolverine.

>>714530308 (OP)
I don't have a girlfriend though.

Too bad for him. I AM a better man

>>714530308 (OP)
Anyone else like this guy? He was an asshole I guess but I thought he was always a cool jolly guy who never deserved to die.

>>714530308 (OP)
i want him to fuck me so bad