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Anonymous 7/5/2025, 12:55:42 AM No.714530308 [Report] >>714532192 >>714532247 >>714532737 >>714533128 >>714533239 >>714533486 >>714533579 >>714533584 >>714533704 >>714534426 >>714534615 >>714535264 >>714535367
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This god of thunder slaps your girlfriend on the ass and tells her she needs a REAL man in her life. What do you do and say?
Anonymous 7/5/2025, 1:20:24 AM No.714532125 [Report]
Call Kratos.
Anonymous 7/5/2025, 1:21:19 AM No.714532192 [Report]
>>714530308 (OP)
apologies to him immediately because I've learned how to be a better man
Anonymous 7/5/2025, 1:22:09 AM No.714532247 [Report]
>>714530308 (OP)
this is me on picture
Anonymous 7/5/2025, 1:28:15 AM No.714532737 [Report]
>>714530308 (OP)
tell him to lose weight calling him fatty fat fat fat and use a earth ground attack to counter him
Anonymous 7/5/2025, 1:33:18 AM No.714533128 [Report]
>>714530308 (OP)
I ask him why did he become like this, and why isn't he trying to be better. During his 4 hour monologue about his feelings, I assrape him before everyone.
Anonymous 7/5/2025, 1:34:52 AM No.714533239 [Report] >>714534235
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>>714530308 (OP)
What if it was this thor on the right?
Anonymous 7/5/2025, 1:38:01 AM No.714533486 [Report]
>>714530308 (OP)
I'd turn him around, slap him back and fuck his fat ass to assert my dominance
Anonymous 7/5/2025, 1:39:38 AM No.714533579 [Report]
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>>714530308 (OP)
>heh.. nice try "god"... but i'm a better man now
Anonymous 7/5/2025, 1:39:41 AM No.714533584 [Report]
>>714530308 (OP)
I tell him that he needs to be a better man. What my girlfriend does with her ass is her business.
Anonymous 7/5/2025, 1:41:04 AM No.714533704 [Report]
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>>714530308 (OP)
Tell him: His father, his wife and his daughter all hate him and think hes a liability

Then run
Anonymous 7/5/2025, 1:41:11 AM No.714533716 [Report]
I like depressed, bored, lazy bulking Thor
Anonymous 7/5/2025, 1:47:49 AM No.714534235 [Report]
>>714533239
Unironically looks cooler to me
Anonymous 7/5/2025, 1:50:10 AM No.714534426 [Report]
>>714530308 (OP)
Swap to wolverine.
Anonymous 7/5/2025, 1:52:32 AM No.714534615 [Report]
>>714530308 (OP)
I don't have a girlfriend though.
Anonymous 7/5/2025, 1:53:44 AM No.714534696 [Report]
Too bad for him. I AM a better man
Anonymous 7/5/2025, 2:01:18 AM No.714535264 [Report]
>>714530308 (OP)
Anyone else like this guy? He was an asshole I guess but I thought he was always a cool jolly guy who never deserved to die.
Anonymous 7/5/2025, 2:02:38 AM No.714535367 [Report]
>>714530308 (OP)
i want him to fuck me so bad