Thread 714537638 - /v/ [Archived: 568 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/5/2025, 2:33:18 AM No.714537638
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>Zoomer Carmack saves game optimisation
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 2:35:04 AM No.714537768
Carmack has more math knowledge in one pinky toe than this grifter has in his entire body.
Replies: >>714538481 >>714545867
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 2:45:06 AM No.714538481
>>714537768
They always call him grifter but they never disprove one single thing he says
Replies: >>714538629 >>714540782
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 2:45:55 AM No.714538535
>>714537638 (OP)
Carmac already had ferrary f50 in his years, this guy can't even get $900k
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 2:46:14 AM No.714538559
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>>714537638 (OP)
do you think he's more of an Arisu or Momoka fan?
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 2:46:43 AM No.714538598
this guy is like the PS5 lmao
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 2:47:18 AM No.714538629
>>714538481
The onus is on him to demonstrate his ability. A grifter is defined by bluster, like a man in debt always assuring his debtors he's just a few days away from paying up
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 2:53:13 AM No.714539061
>>714538629
Is every critic a grifter? I canโ€™t make a car, should I be allowed to judge them and complain about their construction or performance?
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 2:54:54 AM No.714539205
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>>714537638 (OP)
>ARE YOU WINNING SON?
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 2:58:23 AM No.714539437
>>714539061
I think you should hold people like this eceleb to higher standard. Having an opinion is one thing. Purporting to be an expert who can definitively solve a big problem is another thing.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:08:47 AM No.714540221
>>714537638 (OP)
>>714539061
>>714539437
I know a few guys who work at Epic and they laugh their asses off when watching his videos because he doesn't have a clue how this stuff actually work in parctice. They go out of their way to to watch his latest videos when they drop for a good laugh
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:09:27 AM No.714540273
>>714537638 (OP)
this guy, gamers nexus, and Fran Blanche are the only tech youtubers I trust
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:10:28 AM No.714540343
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>>714540221
yeah, well my dad works at nintendo and he like his videos
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:10:51 AM No.714540370
NOT-VIDEO-GAMES
NOT-VIDEO-GAMES
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>>714537638 (OP)
Video games, faggot, VIDEO GAMES!
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:13:48 AM No.714540563
>>714539437
Heโ€™s just a super autistic nerd critic who wants to make games too, lots of critics want to make the subject they criticize. Ebert wrote movies and tv stuff (nothing phenomenal) avgn made a game or two (that sucks) and Iโ€™m sure thereโ€™s a ton of more examples. but one thing I know for certain is that not one single critic ever made something with higher production values than what they talk about, because itโ€™s literally impossible unless they inherit hundreds of millions of dollars
Basically being a critic means you wonโ€™t be able to ever afford to make stuff on the level you criticize because it costs more to create than you could ever afford, so itโ€™s kind of unfair to say they should make something on par or better
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:16:50 AM No.714540782
>>714538481
Well for one, the fucking retard wants to fork Unreal, instead of making his own thing, which fundamentally undermines his original idea
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:18:51 AM No.714540908
Heโ€™s literally Thor but for video game engines. Talks with authority and like he knows everything so people that donโ€™t have in depth knowledge on the subject just kind of nod along in agreement
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:20:15 AM No.714540997
>>714537638 (OP)
Sith lord of optimization
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:22:01 AM No.714541123
>>714540563
ebert is a hack and AVGN can hardly be called a critic
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:24:02 AM No.714541268
>credentials? none
>experience? none
>education? none
>mouth? big
but omg he hates video games he is sooo based
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:24:38 AM No.714541318
>check his website
>give him money and he'll hire a team of engineers to fork the unreal engine and create a new version that's fixed

So how is he gonna get devs to move to it and how do you ensure he wont scam you and run with the money and how do you know that he can actually fix it?
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:25:06 AM No.714541360
>>714540908
okay
but is he wrong?
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:27:20 AM No.714541525
>>714541360
Yes
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:28:10 AM No.714541587
>>714537638 (OP)
If this guy is the "Zoomer Carmack" then that says a lot more about zoomers as a whole than this guy in particular.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:28:14 AM No.714541594
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>>714541318
Come on guys! Let's support the channel! He only needs 900K to save vidya! HE'S BASED!
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:28:18 AM No.714541597
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>>714540908
it's this but for grafix
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:36:35 AM No.714542161
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>>714540370
who do you never complain about coomer threads?
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:38:12 AM No.714542254
>>714540782
man arent u one fucking retard
hes fixing ue because the lazy fucks using the engine wont ever migrate to anything else
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:39:27 AM No.714542340
>>714542161
Im genuinely pissed that coomer shit isnt banned in blue boards, but then i realise there is no good videogames anymore and it makes sense, still i hope every single one them gets captured by a cartel.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:45:51 AM No.714542780
>>714540221
I am Tim Epic and I can honestly say that's just false. None of us here appreciate his videos and wish he'd just stop already.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:47:38 AM No.714542878
>>714537638 (OP)
>Zoomer Carmack
reminder this gen alpha weirdo has never provided proof of writing a SINGLE line of code
if you still fall for his shit you're probably the type of retard who thinks MLID is also a reputable source
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:53:13 AM No.714543290
>>714537638 (OP)
>my eceleb is better than that other eceleb you don't watch
Seek help for your crippling e-celeb addiction.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:55:06 AM No.714543413
>>714541597
This really needs a community note to shine.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:56:04 AM No.714543483
>>714541318
Not pointed at you directly, just don't want to give OP a (you) because he's probably this faggot grifter that keeps making these videos. I actually work doing rendering backend engineering (vulkan) and we all get a kick out of how stupid this kid is.

It wouldn't get anyone to switch because the PRIMARY reason why UE would be chosen to be used is because it is heavily optimized for asset PRODUCTION and NOT runtime PERFORMANCE. It really isn't a difficult idea to grasp, but here we are. The barrier of entry into asset production has been greatly reduced in order to lower the price of development. This backfired partially because the assets coming out of the third world outsourcing companies are SO bad that there are dedicated teams focused on trying to make them usable. Often there is only so much you can do before you would have to just remake them, but management doesn't give them the time. There are not enough people who are talented enough or smart enough to make an engine from scratch nor are there enough artists that could understand technical limits to make great looking assets, so it is what it is.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:56:22 AM No.714543504
People will catch on to this guy's BS soon enough, just like it took time with Pirate. He constantly reiterates very surface level stuff, and his company appears to be nothing more than a shell/front to siphon money
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:57:30 AM No.714543587
>>714540782
damn, you might be retarded
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:59:06 AM No.714543670
>>714538629
hes demonstrated in many video how dogshit ue5 is and alternative methods lmao
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:03:43 AM No.714543969
>>714541268
same can be said to digital foundry
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:08:20 AM No.714544253
Why do people get so mad about someone rightfully pointing out how poorly optimized UE5 games are?
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:10:56 AM No.714544404
Love this chuddy like you wouldn't believe. His thumbnails are pure kino, he's embracing his inner heel after companies like Epic try to slander him as a villain for pointing out the many flaws with Unreal Engine and modern game development practices.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:14:14 AM No.714544595
>>714544253
They're unironic shills. I know that gets thrown around a lot, but you have entire companies that business model relies on Unreal Engine, and they don't want to waste time doing optimizations. It's a hand in hand grift with companies like Nvidia where they push solutions like DLSS and frame generation as the solution, aka buy a new $1,000+ graphics card to keep up with games that LOOK worse AND run worse, and could have easily been done on older hardware if companies would stop abandoning old practices just to embrace extremely power hungry crap like real-time lighting and ray tracing shit because they're too lazy to manually adjust the lighting and just want a one size fits all flick they can switch that does it all automatically for them, performance be damned.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:15:00 AM No.714544649
>>714544253
Shills and fags that are scared to lose their value in the gaming industry because they know how to "work with" a dogshit engine.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:15:26 AM No.714544683
>>714540221
He's a clueless retard but UE5 is still trash
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:16:42 AM No.714544760
>>714540221
Why the fuck you lying? You can't debunk it yourself because clearly you don't understand how any of this shit works, so you have to make up some person to give your argument credibility? Fuck off shill.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:19:15 AM No.714544910
>>714544253
Shills and indie devs who don't like the idea of people writing off their game because they only know how to use UE and people will immediately (correctly) assume that their UE5 game runs like shit.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:19:51 AM No.714544951
>>714542340
>Seething this much at sexy women
Dilate
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:23:04 AM No.714545171
>>714543483
>actual response
>gets completely ignored
really makes you think
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:30:42 AM No.714545619
>>714545171
Quit replying to yourself.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:32:36 AM No.714545740
>>714545619
angry about people debunking your scam?
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:33:54 AM No.714545824
>>714545740
No one cares about your obvious shill posts, bud.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:34:44 AM No.714545867
>>714537768
Carmack did everything he did at id with high school level math. Source his Carmack himself.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:35:57 AM No.714545952
>>714545824
>LALALALALA I CANT HEAR YOU GIVE ME A MILLION DOLLARS
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:10:16 AM No.714548102
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>>714538535
He also had a 28 inch 1080p 16:9 CRT monitor back in 1995.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:24:53 AM No.714549029
>>714543483
>It really isn't a difficult idea to grasp, but here we are
>so it is what it is
sounds like threat is right. thanks for elucidating on just how UE sucks
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:45:34 AM No.714550312
>>714537638 (OP)
>4 hour old thread
>50 posts
You don't even get shitposters anymore, why do you bother?
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:50:11 AM No.714550605
>>714544253
>Why do people get so mad about someone rightfully pointing out how poorly optimized UE5 games are?

They get mad not because UE5 is shit(it is) but because a lot of what this guy says implies that devs are either lazy or incompetent and just use UE5 default settings for everything without actually thinking about what they are turning on or "is the juice worth the squeeze".

The open secret is third party engines like unreal and unity became a form of automation. Nobody wants to code or use complicated graphical techniques to squeeze performance anymore. They want to drag and drop assets on a scene and then press buttons,checkboxes and dropdowns until the engine shits out a game.

It's up to the guys at epic to figure it out how to convert the upcoming bowl movement into optimized code.

There is a new generation of devs that have no idea how to make games,they just know how to make Unreal engine templates. It's like what happened with web-devs,all they know is how to plug in modules together until a bloated site comes out.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:06:00 AM No.714551598
>>714540221
>everyone I know who is an expert regularly watches this to laugh at it
Has this literally ever been true for anyone?
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:08:56 AM No.714551796
I literally don't give a shit what he says or if he's wrong. Fix your fucking gay ass engine, I'm sick of ghosting, I'm sick of afterimages, I'm sick of weird blurriness and fuzz on things, I'm sick of games looking worse and performing worse, I don't give a fuck if some "grifter" rides the wave to profit off it I want this shit figured out
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:26:47 AM No.714552791
>>714551598
Its just obvious shill speak like >>714543483 this faggot uses with
>I actually work doing rendering backend engineering (vulkan) and we all get a kick out of how stupid this kid is.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:27:38 AM No.714552849
>>714537638 (OP)
This little fag make a game yet?
Replies: >>714554404
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:27:47 AM No.714552853
>>714551796
This.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:56:44 AM No.714554404
>>714552849
STFU and give him the money.