Thread 714537956

>you beat dark souls, you can do anything
>talking to a girl is nothing, you beat dark souls
>you beat dark souls, you can do anything
>"h-h-h-h...h-hhi i-i-i--be-beat d-dark souls i-ts like t-t-th-this vid-e*COUGH* video game annnnnd and and and

Don't prohect your beta mentality onto me. I beat Dark Souls.

>>you beat dark souls, you can do anything
>>talking to a girl is nothing, you beat dark souls
>>you beat dark souls, you can do anything
>>"h-h-h-h...h-hhi i-i-i--be-beat d-dark souls i-ts like t-t-th-this vid-e*COUGH* video game annnnnd and and and

>>714537956 (OP)
why would I want to talk to girls

>>714537956 (OP)
I mean do you want anything to do with a random male strangers?
No right
What do you want from the random strangers that is female?
Sex thats It.
But you cant go like
>Sex ooha booga
You have to frame It in a way to show that you are interested but st the same time in a totallt nom sexual way, that she somehow got your attention because she looks like a nice person? Then manouver until sex

No Matter how you look at It its cringe.even if you succeed its just a cringe circle hopping play pretend ritual.

>>714537956 (OP)
>be me
>beat dark souls
>go to party with 90% girls
>walk into room two handing my dick
>roll dodge sideways just as they all glare
>they miss
>get a few quick slaps in with my Great Skinsword
>they inhale and wind up for a massive hit
>”Who is this loser?”
>Parry her attack, “THOT!”
>crit with a “m’lady”
>30% health left, they summon The Police
>should have brought a shield
>unbreakable combo lands after handcuffs
>You Died (socially)
>respawn at parents house
>1 hand Skinsword and have Fedora Shield ready.
>head to another party
>dodge glare…

>>714537956 (OP)
what does this room smell like?

>>714540704
One of my braps

>>714540704
perfume and alcohol

>t. knower

I'm shit at games and I'm a wizard. I played Dark Souls for about an hour and a half and I got my ass kicked for most of it. I got the worst of both worlds.

>>714537956 (OP)
Unironically when I started going to the gym after my online gf started talking about BDSM sex with her ex this is what I told myself. "If you can beat Malenia, you can beat social anxiety". Anyway long story short I dropped 75lbs in 5 months and gained some muscle mass but became depressed at how it made no difference to how I felt about myself, my life, and my prospects so now 6 months later I'm back to my starting weight.

>>714540704
Like light beer that's soaked into the carpet and splattered all over the wall in the corner where the trash can is

>>714542471
>"my online gf"
>"boo hoo I have social anxiety, I'm such a loser, my life sucks"

Dark souls isn't even hard

>>714538857
This, no matter how lonely i feel, i can't help but feel and trying (and failing) to hook up will hurt more, those guys were right, if you didn't get a gf in college it's unironically over for you

>>714537956 (OP)
literally me

>>714540704
cheap beer.

>>714537956 (OP)
You got it backwards
I beat dark souls because I can talk to girls

>>714543374
>trying (and failing) to hook up will hurt more
It does,It shows you are shit,human waste
Thats the feelings I got.Better just avoid this honestly.

>>714540704
Nowadays? Weed

>>714542727
>>714543593
they have party cups they aren't drinking beer

>>714543374
Just be a multi billionaire mega corpo CEO, maybe you'll attract a woman that tolerates your existence.

>>714537956 (OP)
>say 4 stick phrases
>memorize her conversation patterns
>respawn tomorrow and try again
>perfect parry
it's really that simple

>>714545302
>he believes money will buy him love
the most shallow women in existence are gold diggers

>>714546069
far right is insanely fuckable

>work in hospital
>always grad nurses/new staff coming through
>they're poor, tired, stressed, barely see daylight, spend all day wiping butts etc
>just be nice and help them out when I can
>free casual sex + carpooling to work