Thread 714540756

Did he single handely save SKG?

No, if you look at the numbers, he has no effect. They simply made him the villain without providing any proof that I raped those ferrets.

>>714540756 (OP)
he saved nortubel too

not at all; he's the one who stalled it
what saved SKG was Ross deciding to put his feelings aside and publically calling PirateNation a retard, and other larger influenceers pouncing on some easy content.

is the ferret stuff true?

>>714540840
WHY DID YOU RAPE THOSE FERRETS, MALDAVIUS?

>>714540756 (OP)
yes
I keep seeing videos of this fucker and skg now, before no one gave a fuck

>>714540840
we all signed the ferret petition, you're going down soon anon

>>714540756 (OP)
He's not the hero we deserved, but the one we needed

>>714541052
They seduced me.

>>714541016
dude.. he totally saved it

>>714540840
No, he 100% ""helped""
>Ross makes video talking about ferret fucker > YouTubers make videos about ferret fucker > initiative picks up after 10 months

>>714540840
The nigga looks like Chris Chan that's all the reason you need

>>714540756 (OP)
there is something just perverse about little dudes with deep voices. you just want to kick their ass to remind them that their balls dropping didn't make them a badass

>>714541309
We're coming for your furrets and gnomes.
You're gonna lose.

L O L

>>714541507
>their balls dropping
Never happened, he uses a voice changer.

>>714541507
he unironically uses a filter to deepen his voice

>>714541614
Why can't people help but spill spaghetti in their ""private"" Discord servers as if that shit's not gonna leak online?

>>714541614
Why the fuck is the time censored?

>>714541620
>>714541628
Does he still go to conventions and stuff?

>>714540756 (OP)
No, Ross refusing to address the "controversy" because of his naive and retarded view about "drama farming" nevermind the fact that they NEED the visibility and publicity, the WHOLE POINT of CAMPAIGNING, is what killed it originally.

His crumbling reputation only allowed the movement to return to course and build momentum again.

>>714540756 (OP)
Yes.

>>714541826
Still, he came out on top in the end and got the best of both worlds: the drama we're having right now, as well as the view that he's such a good guy that he ate shit and didn't retaliate for over 10 months. Ross is just too fucking honest desu, but in this case it worked ut just fine and in his favor

>>714541803
Avoids all IRL contact with "fans" because of it.
Sometimes the voice changer breaks when he's streaming (specially when laughing) and there's some old videos of him in conventions and stuff, but he says he sounds like a teenage girl in those because later in his life he went through a second puberty.

>>714541764
the screenshotter was schizo and didn't want people to know his local time?

>>714541449
>The publisher authorized you?. Hmm, the publishers don't know the first thing about vidya, all they want is some... product. Don't worry, they'll get their product.

this drama is yet another showcase of the power "content" creators have

>>714542056
lmao

>>714541614
seething kike lmao

>>714541449
is he actually a cripple chat?

Can't wait for the fraudulent/invalid signatures to bring the number to below a million

>>714541614
You have to respect his choice to stay butthurt about it rather than switching up now that it's popular. The latter is really annoying.

>>714542046
Local time? What sort of nonsense is that, My time is the only one that matters

>>714542186
You can't just take an entire gnome up your arse and expect to be walking the next day.

>>714542245
That's what local time is... it's the time for you

>>714540756 (OP)
>such an unlikable cunt you unite the European Unions.

>>714542269
>>714541614
Is... is that related to the hospital thing...?

>>714541826
Ross dropped the drama bomb at the actual perfect time, the last month of a movement is when it picks up the most steam, and Thor burned so much good will during the 10 months before that it made for perfect drama to be picked up by hundreds of retards with big channels, and the fact that it had a seemingly good movement behind it only made the message more righteous and desperate.
Ross, through not wanting to cause drama, inadvertently created huge drama when it was time for his hail mary. Its beautiful.

>>714542221
>I cant wait for toilets to be installed in india

>>714542063
I'm surprised by how much he folded. There's still many streamers going on still making bank doing nothing all day after doing the most unhinged shit that would make people like us lose our jobs immediately. He's likely still in that same boat. Give it 3 months tops and he'll be back to normal.

>>714542427
The gnomes? No, he shoves them up his ass since forever. He counts it as training so he can later fit in more ferrets up there.

>>714542458
Speak softly and carry a big stick.
The stick being other nerds that play 386 DOS games.

>>714541951
That is very suspicious then. I know he's talked about going to hacker cons in the past, but now he drops out of the public eye except online?

>>714540840
Is the ferret fucking real or just a meme to fuck with him?

>>714542747
I'd say 20/80% chance.

>>714540756 (OP)
Furries belong in ovens.

>>714541614
literally what did he mean by this

>>714540756 (OP)
In the sense that Hitler united Europe, sure.

>>714542648
Oh, yeah, he's totally a top level hacker. Before working at blizzard (cause you know he worked at blizzard, right?) he was busy teaching John Carmack to write code.

>>714542824
Hitler was the good guy, though.

>>714541951
>second puberty
funny how this is something you'd just accept on faith normally if someone said this to you despite finding it pretty odd, but once the goodwill for that person is gone all of their statements in the past get scrutinized. And there's no way of avoiding this because everything he's said has been recorded
Like now that we know he's a narcissist with delusions of grandeur, who writes a wiki about himself as though he's a cartoon character, of course he hasn't gone through a second puberty that's not a fucking thing that anyone can do.

.

>>714542875
Fuck it. Maybe I should also just if else and switch my way to making a vidya game. If yanderedev and he can do it, so can I.

>>714540840
This is such a blatant and easy to check lie that it might've been actually him

>>714542458
>thor
>thor
stop fucking calling him that, his real name is alex or some shit
this is like trannies wanting to be called tranniela and you indulging them

>>714543089
I believe it's Jason
>JASOOOOOOOOOOON

>>714542875
Of all the BS he spews, why is "he attended conventions" one of the things you feel the need to attack?

>>714540756 (OP)
Was he a good villain or a poor one

>>714542986
Make like a faggot and do it

>>714541326
lmao

>>714542897
I don't have the video but some anons posted a clip of his stream or something where the voice changer fails. It isn't even a question of not believing him, we have proof of this.
Some audiofag the other day downloaded a clip of him doing some interview with some other fags and shoved the audio on some audiofag software to take a look at the spectrum of sound and found that maldavius' voice cuts off at some point, as if it was clipping off the higher frequencies to make his voice sound deeper. I don't quite understand the audiofaggotry but I have more reasons to believe a fellow anon than ferret fucker.
>>714542986
Neither yandev or maldavius actually released anything. His Deltarune knockoff has been in early access for almost a decade (and with that code you can see it ain't gonna get finished any time soon).
>>714543213
Anon mentioned conventions, I gave my two cents.
Do you want some two cents too?

>>714541614
wish i could spit in this faggots face

god i hate these people

>>714542806
He thinks the petition is poorly worded and will harm gaming instead of help it. He's wrong obviously, it's very clearly worded

>>714542902
is this a shop or did he actually start crying at some point?

>>714543954
he smelt the tip of his gnome

His name is THOR, SAY IT

>>714542806
He has been trying to gaslight people into believing the aim of the petition is something other than what it is. He does this so he has a way to attack it without appearing as blatantly anti-customer as he is.

>>714544047
Malding Fagtree

>>714543089
>>714543169
where did the thor come from

>>714540840
CURSE YOU MALDAVIUS FIGTREE!

>>714544138
Odin came inside Frigga

>>714542226
thats his thing. he does something incredibly stupid and just keeps insisting hes right
see: wow incident

>>714544047
>calls himself thor
>literally looks like my grandma
Nah.

>>714544019
gnome saiyan?

everything feels like a psyop anymore

>>714544245
Damn, I'm sorry for your grandma.

>>714544138
His dad (who worked at blizzard) actually named him that.

>>714540756 (OP)
>>714541016
>le ebin "i was only pretending to be retarded" comeback

I hate bait fuckers so bad holy shit

>>714543954
It was when SKG hit 1 mil

>>714544418
oh, thats what i thought

>>714540840
This guy killed a weasel with his penis

>>714544424
Surprised he didn't do it sooner desu.

>>714544331
Stop Killing (my) Grandma you fuckers!

>>714544609
Judas was a chad, he sacrificed himself to be identified with by people for millennia later on. Prove me wrong

>>714544138
Apparently his name is Jason Thor Whatever but I doubt that is true like everything else that drips from his lying forked tongue

>>714543537
Do you think you could possibly find it on the archive if you searched for it enough?

>>714542458
ATTENTION FERRET FUCKERS

>>714544868
If I knew for a fact that specific thread was archived instead of deleted, I'd try.

>>714540756 (OP)
No, if anything the people who learned about it from dramafags and signed to spite pirate just cancel out the damage he did earlier in the campaign
The big final push came from a bunch of popular youtubers making posts/videos on the topic, for some of them it only came on their radar because of the piratesoftware drama, but others specifically said that they knew about the movement but refrained from talking about it because they didn't want to contradict him because he was generally respected at the time.
So he did cause the last big push inadvertently but the same push would've happened earlier if he never said anything at all.

>>714540756 (OP)
>I was merely pretending to be the villain
>I'm a hero

>>714544774
How do you even get your real life surname to be Thor

>>714545130
it's just a middle name he made up one day and now demands people to call him by

So what's the story behind maldavius Figtree? Old username?

>>714545130
You legally change it I guess
but I said his middle name is Thor (allegedly) and I don't know the last name

>>714545130
Odin was his dad's nickname at Blizz. He is "Thor", son of "Odin".

>>714545305
Furry username, yeah

>>714545130
His dad worked at blizzard.
Remember when faggots where naming their kids Dovahkiin?
>>714545305
Second Life.

>>714545305
secondlife name from back when he was doing ferret furry rp sex
there were screenshots of his fursona sucking cock in game but I don't see them get posted very often

>>714545364
How do we know he's not actually Loki?

>>714545364
BRAVON NOLAN

>>714544868
>>714544953
Found it:
>https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/714081676/#714093050

>>714540756 (OP)
So do you guys love him or hate him?

>>714545840
Nobody likes that joker

>>714541764
>leaking timezone
no

>>714542806
I literally doesnt mean anything, either its edited or he's a retard and wrote it backwards, he meant to say I hope you get what you want and not what you asked for (which is something he has said before)

>>714546014
you are very confused

>>714545840
The situations he finds himself in are funny, but I'm very ambivalent.

>>714545840
hate

STOP KILLING GAMES WILL KILL VIDEOGAMES AND HARM INDIA SAAR. STOP KILLING GAMES IS A PAKISTANI PSYOP TO HURT INDIA AND TO REDEEM THE CARD

IF STOP KILLING GAMES COMES OUT IT'LL KILL INDIAN MADE GAMES LIKE STARFIELD SAAR

YOU BLOODY BASTERDS SAAR

>>714542046
>>714545957
That's honestly pathetic. Anybody that censors information in a screenshot should kill themselves. I see faggots do it trying to protect redditors they steal screenshots from and post here. Just keep that shit to yourself if you're gonna be a pussy about it. Anyone with half a brain who wants to can figure out whatever inane detail you thought was so important to censor.

>>714541614
this is how you know this retard is not actually a developer.
why would he hope for something he said is bad for developers? cuz he's a fucking retard streamer that can't finish his stupid rpg maker game

>>714544424
Look I don't want to go to bat for the retard but thats just clearly not what he's saying in that post at all
He's saying being the boogeyman had a bigger positive impact on the initiative while downplaying the negative impact of his initial comments on it but that doesn't suggest anything about him secretly supporting the initiative and pretending to be retarded to get it over the finish line.

>>714546203
>PSYOP TO HURT INDIA AND TO REDEEM THE CARD
I kek'd.

To be honest, yeah.
The initiative was dead because it lacked the key factor that people naturally lean towards

Drama.

His stupidity and arrogance fueled the drama needed to give SKG the media boost it needed to emerge victorious.

>>714546442
Every good movement needs a lolcow to rally against

>>714544873
Popped me.

>>714546108
https://youtu.be/3hUzRv64BPE?feature=shared&t=88
And you are stupid, both you and this gay furry have a tenuous grasp of the english language.

>>714546654
He meant exactly what he said, he's seething and you're just confused

>>714546654
What the hell is this channel? Is he supposed to be the PirateSoftware News Network?

>>714546757
Making drama around e-celebs is so in demand that you could dedicate multiple channels to the same guy and still bring in a ton of viewers. People have been doing it with guys like DSP for a while now.

>>714540756 (OP)
this shit's boring and i don't care about it

>>714540756 (OP)
I hope everything bad happens to him.

>>714546713
You cant tell the difference between a nonsense sentence that doesnt mean anything and a coherent statement because you're a fucking retarded esl, I dont think you even understand the point I'm making.
>>714546757
no idea, i didn't even watch the video, i was just searching for the clip where he said the message in the correct order.

>>714540756 (OP)
he's a gay furry

>>714546924
Anon, everyone else understands what that sentence meant. You are the only one that has come up with a weird interpretation because you don't understand the words. I suggest you try re-reading it with an open mind

>>714541016
WHY IS HE SO FUCKING SMUG?!

>>714547086
do you even understand what you are arguing about? what he says in person makes perfect sense and what he said in that image doesnt unless your interpretation of his stance is the initiative is malicious but accidentally worded everything correctly. I dont even know why I'm arguing with this retarded esl, fuck off.

>>714541016
>it's your fault I fuck ferrets
lol

>>714547376
His dad worked at blizzard.

>>714542747
its real

>>714546757
Drama youtube channels have been a thing for ages and it's one of the reasons why /vt/ is a cesspool, since if drama doesn't exist or doesn't receive the blowback expected from it, these fags go onto the board and astroturf it.
Same with /v/ and /soc/ and twitter and reddit and gamefaqs and everywhere else you would see discussion on internet personalities in any capacity.
Think of it as the internet attaching a dedicated TMZ crew to anybody distinguished enough to be discussed.

>>714547635
Post ferret.

>>714547413
You're projecting because you can't interpret a simple sentence. Everyone immediately understood except for you, if anyone should be throwing around an "esl" accusation it should be at you. Calm down as well this isn't a big deal

>>714544873
>You are currently in possession of a number of ferrets—Cardassian biological property, bred and trained for critical maintenance procedures aboard this station. Their absence, I assure you, has not gone unnoticed.
>You have one hour to return them. Unharmed. Or I will be forced to initiate Containment Protocol Theta, and you know what that entails.

>>714547847
There are two fucking different sentences which mean completely different things and you're too retarded to even notice. fuck off and come back when you learn to speak English.

>>714540756 (OP)
he will pay a data analyst to prove that he wasn't the reason SKG was losing support and then he will cry about how the hate wasn't justified

>>714547376
I think he might unironically have some kind of mental disorder.

>>714545410
Loki being Odin's son is marvel slop mythological retcon. Loki and Odin are sworn brothers, bound by blood oath. They're technically distant relatives, since Odin's mom is a Jotun, like Loki, and all the Jotuns are ultimately descended from Ymir, but for all intents and purposes they're not biological family at all.

>>714548306
>Narcissistic personality disorder is a mental health condition in which people have an unreasonably high sense of their own importance. They need and seek too much attention and want people to admire them. People with this disorder may lack the ability to understand or care about the feelings of others. But behind this mask of extreme confidence, they are not sure of their self-worth and are easily upset by the slightest criticism.

>>714548306
He does >>714548486. I watched some of the healthygamer interview with him and the doctor was basically diagnosing him with NPD by saying he wasn't. It was really interesting how you have to engage with someone with that disorder if you want to help them

>>714548475
Is there some good quality autist that talks about this sort of stuff without the marvel faggotry?

>>714541016
Based narc

>>714548475
>Loki being Odin's son is marvel slop mythological retcon.
It's been a while but I'm pretty sure that was the case with Wagner's Ring Cycles.
Oh wait that was Wodan/Wotan and Loke... which I've just read is probably historically the same deities as Odin and Loki. I've confused myself now.

>>714548726
I always felt like becoming a psychiatrist was a pretty narcissistic career path itself. Feeling uniquely capable of fixing people's mental problems seems pretty deranged lol, and it clearly didn't work in that instance.

>>714540756 (OP)
maybe, hate united us after all

>>714540756 (OP)
Imagine being so retarded that half a million people sign a petition to prove how dumb you are

>>714548726
>>714549054
Would've been nice if dr k got him to reckful himself

>>714542806
He's saying he wants them to get monkey pawed.

>>714549012
Lokis situation is made a little worse by the fact that there's several Norse figures with similar names, namely Utgard-Loki, and another figure from the same story Logi.
There's also the whole problem with the whole all we really know about norse mythology is written by Christians, seemingly to incorporate it into christian dogma as a way to make a political alliance.

people misunderstanding and misrepresenting this dude's take on SKG is the dumbest shit i have ever witness in my 30 years on the fucking internet

dogpiling him like a pack of niggers is even worse

you're all fucking retarded

>>714549359
Go back, "Thor"

>>714549359
What take of his was misrepresented and what was his actual take?

>>714549337
European mythology is fascinating.

>>714549359
STOP SHOVING FERRETS UP YOUR ARSE, MALDAVIUS

>>714549359
Oh you did a perfect good job of misrepresenting SKG yourself, Jason. Don't sell yourself short!

>>714549359
This is why I always take what's said with a grain of salt, because most of these threads don't seem to care about SKG and just want to piggyback off of it to harass this dude.

>>714549359
>>714549453

this shit is a textbook case of mass hysteria

>>714549359
oh you're >>714547413 >>714548013 >>714546924
that makes sense now

>>714549359
he's literally a gay man that fantasizes about sucking dog dicks

He's been making kino since 1987

>>714541326
kekissimo

>>714549453
SKG and this dude being a lolcow are completely separate ideas in my mind
I enjoy both for different reasons.

>>714549536
More like maldy is a textbook case of an unlikeable furry faggot who's getting what's coming to him. His natural habitat is on the other end of a rope getting dragged behind a pickup truck.

>>714541016
Making him the villain kind of fixed the trajectory, but it was really Ross finally putting into words what the initiative was about in a better way than before. The dramaslop just put a lot of attention on it, but now big youtubers were willing to actually put their name down in support of the initiative because they finally had something easy to understand. The biggest ones that I saw being Critikal, JackSepticEye, and PewDiePie in the pinned youtube comment of his last video. Which those last two people were probably the biggest ones Ross and anyone could have asked for.

It's funny the ferret fucker makes it about himself being the villain that pushed everyone, when in reality he was just a cuck spreading heavy misinformation with his severe lack of dev knowledge (because he's never actually been a game dev in a company).

>>714548726
>Youtube quack who misdiagnoses people for clicks while shilling them Buddha, drugs, yoga and washing your penis
>someone who was too far gone ends up blowing his gray matter out not long after appearing on the show
Grim

>>714549735
Kino
They should make a movie about it called Malding Up The Wrong Figtree

>>714549689
Assuming you're being sincere, you'd be one of the very few who actually separate the two things. For the rest, it's one and the same, as prior to the SKG thing you'd get threads about this guy that would only last a few tens of posts before being deleted by a meido for being off-topic e-celeb stuff.

>>714549359
>this is the dumbest thing that you've seen in the last 30 years of shitposting
>some greasy nepo giving himself the Barbra Streisand treatment
Pathetic

>>714549847
Nah I genuinely think that's just shitposting. SKG succeeding doesn't actually hurt PS, and laughing at PS doesn't actually help SLG succeed.
It's not such srs bsns

>>714540756 (OP)
I wanna put a huge bronze statue off Ross somewhere near where this guy lives

>>714549937
>internet for modern audience
>not being srs business
If Crapcom can sue you for lampooning them then all bets are off now. Comedy and tomfoolery is a potent form of psychological warfare.

>>714550118
How expensive would it be to make a life sized statue of mold? Like get some dough, shape in the form of Ross, get some spores and it and leave in your basement for a couple days and then finally put it on display somewhere near maldavius.

>Join the mold collective
>We got obscure point and click adventure games, theories about the post apocalypse, THE MOVIE, music and games that won't die
>... more on that later.

>>714550206
well I don't think Capcom should be allowed to do that either.
I'm gonna keep shitposting about this dude killing ferrets with his penis because I think it's funny. Hopefully he doesn't start litigating anonymous image board posts

>>714548794
If people who know what they're talking about yapping about it is what you're looking for, Jackson Crawford on youtube talks about norse myth a fair bit. he's a linguist, so often more focused on the linguistics than the actual myths tho, if that bores you. he seems like a pretty chill guy

I can't really think of anything else to recommend. a lot of people who talk about this stuff are weird neo-pagan larpers who get lost in the sauce.

>>714548794
Just read the poetic edda

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UT4fcCeqwWc
I wasn't even looking up anything to do with this but just happened to catch this short. Look at the comments, is there anywhere on the internet that isn't shitting on him

>>714549359
this dude has a shit take that completely misunderstands and misrepresents SKG, got called out for his retarded take and subsequently chimped out. he is a nigger and so are you.

>>714541016
In the TRVKE graph the first big decline in signature rate corresponds with his first stream where he shit talked Ross and the movement, he didn't upload the video until ~2 weeks later

>>714549359
he doesn't actually have a consistent take on the initiative, he just doesn't want regulations on video game publishing, and is spewing garbage excuses as to why gamers are too stupid to see that game publishers screwing over their costumers is actually a good thing, somehow. his explanations about what the initiative is even asking for aren't even consistent with each other from one time he opens his mouth to talk about it to another, let alone with what's actually written in it. I find it hard to believe he's actually read the FAQ, or even the wording of the petition.

>>714540840
Memes aside, fetussy is too small for humans. You can grok this

>>714551980
How do you know, maldavius?

>>714540756 (OP)
i don't think i would have heard about the movement if not for him to be fair.

>>714540756 (OP)
I am tired of fake voice man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVd-cgWoiMY

>>714552231
You are in the wrong circles

>>714540840
>I

>>714552303
>I HAD A 2ND PUBERTY

>>714550885
Is this actually real? This isn't some cut together clip? It's insane to think someone acts that way 24/7

>>714541016
i mean when you think about it, no one would have given a shit about this without it being a big fuck you to priatesoftware, so he is right

>>714552636
It's real, there's a 3 hour interview between Dr K and Maldavius and he acts that way the whole time

And this lads, is why you never just "ignore the problem and it will go away".
Narcissists will gleefully ruin everything you love until you stop them. They have to be publically shamed and humiliated for the greater good.

>>714552648
SKG wouldn't have passed if pirate had used his mana gem.

>>714550885
perfect clip that captures what pirate is all about in under a minute

>>714552776
It's really sad that principles means shit in this current world. Maybe I was too harsh on Vaush when he said "Principled failure is dogshit".

>>714541016
>villian sacrifices himself to save the hero
I kneel

>>714549716
hell ross is even against making him the villain, which also makes Ross the better man,

reddit thread

I think one thing we all have to keep in mind was well is that in the 11 months, Ross was talking to lawyers, EU officials and company representatives, pulling the response to Pirate too early would've killed that side of things.

>>714552930
he isnt against it, he simply does not give a shit about him or what he does, he just wants his movement to succeed

>>714553102
I hope it does(but I doubt it will)
We might get a bigger warning label on game boxes maybe. All the ones I checked have tiny sections of miniscule text that say the game servers can go down at any time.

>>714551980
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>>714553209
I don't really like the EU much, but they have been surprisingly willing to be a thorn in the side of the corporations for the sake of consumer protection in recent years. I'll probably end up disappointing myself, but it kinda feels like something might actually come of this.

>>714540968
>lust provoking picrel

>>714549359
Die you furry faggot.

>>714541016
I didn't even care about the movement, I signed the petition only to spite on roachsoftware.

Would be funny if someone abducted him and force feed him dmt until ego death

Is it true Maldy Fagtree got swatted earlier or is that another fucking victimizing lie

>>714550270
It seems we've come across a patch of black mold. Now things are beginning to make sense.
More Later.

>>714542747
It's an out of context joke that backfired
>I won Defcon competitions, do they call me Thor "god hacker"? No.
>I organize and lead gamejams, do they call me Thor "gamejammer"? No.
>I worked for Blizzard for 7 years and share my industry experience to millions of people, do they call me Thor "sage maker"? No.
>But I fucked 1 Ferret

>>714554193
Supposedly, you can check these types of records and nothing has popped up except for him crashing a car while trying to get one of his ferrets to the vet.

>>714554193
Lie

>>714554193
Of course its a victimizing lie just like "I received death threats" which anybody will fucking say because you never have to prove it.

>>714554295
>>714554338
>>714554339
I guess that's obvious. Don't know why I even asked

>>714554193
if it was true he would not be able to resist making a video on it for pity points, instead he just attached it to the end of a discord post

>>714549573
Hey, don't lump that degenerate algo-player cunt with me.

>>714540756 (OP)
No.
>>714540840
He (You) definitely raped them ferrets bru

Jason Hall once bonked a weasel on the head with his penis until it got severe brain trauma

>>714542806
It's a narcissist's way of trying to manipulate tone to make himself sound like the victim or act like he's getting the last word on something he's blatantly wrong about.
This nepo baby has a significant stake in a publisher that makes its money on GaaS/live-service slop. There's no ideology at stake, it's just a spoiled baby screeching about his money.

>>714554193
He posted about his game getting review bombed (it wasn't) an hour or so after his alleged swatting.
There is absolutely no way in hell Ferretfucker would've even bothered with a non-existent story if this actually happened.

>>714549359
MALD MALDING

I've been thinking about "eat my entire ass".
I don't think I've ever heard a straight guy say anything about performing anilingus on him. I think that's only something a fagot would say.

>>714541196
Ergo Proxy still looking good.

>>714541614
batman is a hero gotham deserves but not the one they need right now vibes

>>714554709
Counter point:

>>714547376
>>714548306
It's the fact that he never ever fucking apologizes for anything he did wrong. The most we ever got was that he KINDA apologized for calling the campaign (and therefore ross) stupid, and to eat his ass and such, but even that he more rationalized than apologized for. Lots of "I'm just so *clenches fist* freakin passionate about game development!" But apart from that he just has a massive history by now of talking down to everyone, then people playing back the footage, going: "uhm Pirate, it was you all along" and him going "Eat my entire ass, I'm 100% right you all are wrong!" My favourite of his was when one of the WoW guys was talking, Thor interrupted him, the guy said: "Can I speak??" and thor ended the call and said he's not gonna have a conversation with someone who interrupts others. Lmao.

>>714554824
>two dudes who hang out with each other 24/7 and never score chicks

>>714554709
I mean, I wish I had some girl to eat my ass.
Like, imagine how much power you gotta have over someone to make them eat your ass.

>>714554940
Beavis scored, that was the ending of the revival movie.

>>714555016
It could be disgusting for her, not for me.

QRD on who this is and why he was against it from what I can tell?

>>714555121
The best I can tell is that he was against it because he had an assumption of what it was, got proven wrong, then doubled down by saying the movement was wrong.

>>714541016
This fucking nigger I swear

>>714541614
We'll get what we asked for, but not what he explained the movement as being.

>>714555134
Look, some people think eating pussy isn't disgusting when it's actually way dirtier than eating ass. And like I say, it won't be going in my mouth.

>>714551980
@grok, is this real?

>>714551980
Is that ferret pussy or fetus pussy?

HE'S THE
BLINK KING

>>714555316
A man can have his kinks, okay? It doesn't involve other men or any animals or tile patterns. It's all fine.

>>714555463
There's nothing wrong with a girl eating your ass.

>>714541614
Watching his Discord slowly drain itself of participants without any fanfare has been a trip. It's always the people trying to reason with him who go.

>>714555530
I'm running out of appropriate reaction pics.

>>714555270
>when it's actually way dirtier than eating ass
Elaborate

>>714555546
I know someone who is staying in the server, but not for pirate but for the conversations with other people in non-SKG or Pirate related chats, which is fair enough.

>>714540756 (OP)
>calls himself pirate
>doesn't pirate stuff
????????

His dad works for Blizzard.

>>714541016
based retard

>>714555565
I was counting on that.
>>714555586
It's much smellier for one. There's all the microbiota and secretions and whatnot, plus a lot more people would have been in there before you.
Meanwhile, I know exactly what has and hasn't been in my ass. I know I clean it properly whenever I poop and after a shower it doesn't smell much different from any other part of my skin. Way cleaner than the hole of a creature that can bleed for a month without dying.

>>714555692
At this point I think every human being on earth is an "ex-blizzard dev".

>>714555714
>I was counting on that.

>>714550118
If you ever get rich enough to do it then make him wear a HEV suit and a crowbar. If he lives long enough to become a national hero in Poland and the EU then you could probably even find a city that would be open to sticking his statue on one of the empty pedestals that used to house Stalin or Lenin before Poland took down the symbols of their subjugation. And then when kids will walk by and see it they'll ask, "Daddy who is that?"

"That's the man who saved ten thousand digital worlds."

>>714550885
you should watch the full interview. Dr.K's face when he realized he's dealing with a clinical narcissist is gold. He spent the rest of the stream avoiding saying the word trying to get Thor to give him something to redeem himself

>>714555820
I don't think I could handle that level of second-hand embarrassment.

Gay furries are usually pretty chill/introverted people, so I don't understand what his problem is. I guess he either has too much or not enough autism.

>>714540950
He's a gay furry who roleplays as an anthromorphic ferret. That's all.

>>714541016
>"In fact, I LET MYSELF BE STABBED TO DEATH AND I WANTED TO BE LOATHED BY THE ENTIRE WORLD!"

>>714556062
Kinda weird nobody saw that coming being his name is Maldavius "FerretFucker" Figtree. I guess hindsight is 20/20

>>714556107
For the longest time I avoided this and watched it for the first time this year.
7.5/10, love the mecha designs and the ending. Is any of the content that came out after the original series worth a watch?

>>714556172
epilogue movie Resurrection is pretty heartwarming.
Agito is mid unless you really loved the mech stuff

>>714556172
I stopped watching after the second season. You have to know when a series reaches a natural end because there will always be people who will want to milk the cow until they contract sequelitis.

>>714556172
Nothing worth watching that came after the anime, there was like a "Ressurection of Lelouch" sequel thing that was absolute trash.

Good anime, but people that recommend and love this anime forget there is a big chunk of bad episodes mixed in there, I could easily cut 15 or 20 episodes and the series would lose 0 substance

>>714549359
>this is stupid
>what a load of shit
>eat my entire ass
what is there to misrepresent? he's using a literal and unironic strawman to begin with

>every single lolcow is a narcissist

really makes you think

>>714556307
True, I'm just a person who is willing to give extra media a shot if it actually does add something.

>>714556338
>spoiler
Yeah agreed.

>>714556247
I like the mecha stuff to the point that I am thinking of getting a Lancelot kit to build, so that might be something on my list there.

>>714556359
like duh. It's the whole point.

It takes someone with a pathological ego to not only be mentally and physically unable to avoid responding to character attacks in full seriousness and doubling down into infinity, fully incapable of being the target of a joke.

It is BECAUSE they're narcissist that they're lolcows.

>>714556338
S1 is unambiguously solid
S2 is a glorious trainwreck. The entire middle portion is legitimately so bad it's good.

>>714555768
It's not like I had much option here...

>>714556529
I personally feel the entire race to the finish more than makes up for the lackluster middle portion. Having the entire plan fall apart until he pulls it out of his ass is glorious.

>>714540756 (OP)
Why does he hate the letter "m" so much ?

>>714556359
Damn

>>714549054
That's bad logic. You could apply that to any career path then. Oh surgeons are narcissistic because they think they're uniquely capable of fixing my broken leg. Mechanics are narcissistic because they think they are uniquely capalbe of fixing my toyota's engine.
>it clearly didn't work in that instance
Do you honestly think anyone can fix a narcissist's behaviour in one conversation?

>>714549054
>Feeling uniquely capable of fixing people's mental problems
It'd have to be the opposite, because there's a pretty long school track you have to go through before it's something you can actually do.

>>714556585
I enjoyed Code Geass even as it went off the rails, but it was a guilty pleasure that I couldn't recommend it to anyone. He went from being as clever as Kira in the first season to mostly bumbling around while still managing to win somehow.

>>714556585
>dedicate your entire life to avenge your dead mother and make the world a safe place for your blind sister
>literally (LITERALLY) 1 day before final victory
>mother wasn't dead
>sister wasn't blind
excuse me the fuck, but did we watch the same anime?

>>714556778
Yes, because I love batshit insane twists that makes no fucking sense.

>>714556778
And how many times did Lelouch switch sides in season 2?

Rebel terrorist > emperor > rebel terrorist > emperor

I might have missed a few cycles. Somehow he still kept followers even though he kept switching sides more times than Revolver Ocelot.

>>714556778
>mother wasnt dead
she was, her spirit was just locked away
>sister wasnt blind
she was. placed under a geass so she couldnt see

Are you telling me that if I open up paint and draw some shitty scribbles people will think I'm smart?

>>714557049
i retract. locked away is bad wording, more like she got herself killed on purpose and then went dormant in someone else for 15 years

>>714557078
Only if you go trough a second puberty during it.

>>714557078
as long as you have a deep voice and seem confident, yes
it helps if you nepo-babyed your way into blizzard

>>714540756 (OP)
This guy confidently explaining client/server architecture wrong made it 100% obvious that he has no idea what he's talking about. I have no idea what sort of people listen to him but I suspect they're all little kids.

>>714557078
You gotta remind everyone your dad works for Blizzard too

>>714541614
This dude has two million followers or some shit, but only eight people max in his discord who are licking his balls?

I've seen a sad lack of making fun of him for those game puzzles that he was blatantly cheating at. Have people forgotten about that?

>>714557049
How did she even unblind herself? Was it through sheer willpower?

>>714557078
How many gnomes can you fit up your ass?

>>714557763
Haven't forgotten, just tired of that one because how blatant it was and having to explain to people "No human being would've figured this out without the other pieces the community had and took weeks to solve".

>>714552374
i am in no circles : )

>>714557749
we all know that more than half of the signatures on the petition are only there because of my video

>>714557765
Orange was spamming Geass breaker left and right. It just took her a while to remember how to open her eyes

>>714556359
they wouldn't be lolcows if they could just say "yeah my bad guys, I got it wrong"

>>714557919
lel

>>714557912
holy shit it's moistcritical everyone

>>714542902
I AM A DEVELOPER
I AM A DEVELOPER
I AM A DEVELOPER
I AM A DEVELOPER

>>714540756 (OP)
Internet drama saves gaming, again

>>714549359
What I don't understand is, why ferrets? What did they do to you?

>>714540756 (OP)
>everyone loves shitting on this bozo so much that the initiative went from dead in the water to surpassing the goal in 11 days
genuinely very funny stuff, I don't know how anyone with an ego as big as Pirate will ever cope with this

>>714558894
he's already claiming hes the reason it succeeded

>>714553908
cattle brain

>>714540756 (OP)
>all he had to do was say "I don't personally agree with this, anyways moving on"
>instead he has to make a big dramatic production about it, shitting on the guy backing it and the entire movement
His ego unironically streisand effected it back

>>714558972
he's sort of right in that everyone united to dump on him out of spite.

>>714540756 (OP)
Friendly reminder he masturbates to nude pictures of himself he took when he was a kid.

>>714559009
dickriding pedo retard

>>714558894
>I don't know how anyone with an ego as big as Pirate will ever cope with this
but just lying, taking credit and then pretending it didn't happen while banning everyone that even mentions as much as "Ross"

>>714556587
N

>>714556587
Mana gem.

>>714558894
kek, it's Shia LaBeouf 2.0

>>714546302
keep crying

>>714544229
>see: wow incident
Explain

>>714560086
raid got dicey in a hardcore wow server and he ran away.
He got called out, and he said there's nothing he can do because his mana was out (wasted using skills running away). Despite having a full mana restore in his hotkey.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdhgz_xrX1s

>>714560086
He (Alongside the rest of the party to be fair) fucked up in a WoW dungeon, leading to people's characters dying (In a hardcore guild where 1 death = restart from scratch). The problem wasn't fucking up, it was pretending he did nothing wrong whatsoever.

>>714560086
We don't talk about it.

>>714540756 (OP)
regulation isn't a good thing. you guys are idiots

>>714540756 (OP)
I legit never heard of him before
do people really care about one fags opinion that much?

>>714540756 (OP)
No idea. But he made /v/ turn into super reddit for a week and unironically start praising ecelebs like penguinz0 so I'd consider that a big impact for sure.

>>714560202
This just reminded me that the retard Asmongold was defending Pirate after that roach out which is funnier now that he's turned on him for SKG content.

>>714540756 (OP)
Why does this guy look like a woman?

>>714541016
This guy is sitting in his room looking over graphs about the initiative he hates. He's absolutely mindbroken kek

>>714560408
I'm out of the loop when it comes to e-celeb stuff, but wasn't Asmon (originally) a wow streamer? Wouldn't he look at Pirate's plays and go "Hey wait a minute..."?

>>714560086
depends, there were 2 incidents

During a raid with his community someone pulled the Ocular (a high level monster) and they wiped. He got super pissed and yelled how incompetent that person was.he then said he will look at the VOD and ban the person that pulled it.
Turns out it was him.....

Then there's this hardcore raid where death means deleted character and things went horribly wrong and he ran away using his skills instead of helping CC. They then attempted it again, this time when things got dicey, he just ran, he got called out for not helping and he said he's out of mana when he had a mana gem.

>>714560549
They were friends at the time so Asmon kneejerk defended him immediately following it, then he shut up about it when he saw how hard the tide was against him, now he jokes about Pirate like he was always against him.
It's literally just grifting.

>>714560549
he looked at it pragmatically and sided with pirate. The raid was dead and wasting a mana gem wouldn't have saved it. At best he could of "maybe" saved his guildmates.

>>714554709
Are you saying the furry who designed male furry avatars with two foot long cocks and has drama around fucking a chinese twink might be a bit of a fag?
Insane behavior. Eat my entire ass, sloppy style.

>>714556247
>epilogue
not of the main timeline

>>714560240
Yes getting the government involved in anything is generally a bad idea, but no regulation on the matter got us where we are. If the industry acts against the consumer it's only fair for the consumer to act against the industry.

>>714560560
What makes it worse is that he was helping to begin with before accidentally using the wrong spell for more mana THEN fucking off and not using the mana gem.

>>714560653
>At best he could of "maybe" saved his guildmates.
Anon, that's the point. The running away part isn't the problem, it's the running away without supporting anyone else like the healer was.

>>714557912
omg pewdiepie hi

>>714560692
it's fine, just edit out the 1 scene with Shirley

giga music autist here
seems to be he modulates his voice by about +80 cents
https://voca.ro/1hWlOX9BJT9I

>>714560549
The RL did make a bad call, I don't think anyone disagrees with it. Pirate running away is what everyone would've done when you head your lead scream RUN at you, but him lying as to why he didn't go back was the big problem.
He had easy outs of the drama
>sry I panicked and didn't want to lose my HC char, I'll help you level up a new one
Shit like that, just being honest and helping his guild back up, instead he just lied out of his fucking ass and blamed everyone else which made everything even worse.
Then people started to look into his other stuff and it just entered a spiral.

>>714560549
Nah, the goblin would see the roach as the right thing to do but he wouldn't lie about it and admit that he did it to save himself. You'd probably also get a sorry in the process but people would move on

>>714560736
>that's the point
if we're being technical, it's not the helping his teammates issue, it's how he acted post-fact saying it's other people's fault

>>714560882
>Spoiler
Anon who started this conversation... what.

>>714560653
At the risk of rehashing six month old arguments.
Most people agree Pirate couldn't have saved that group, but not because he was in a bad position with resources or his class.
A GOOD mage, can and has salvaged far more dangerous mispulls.
Pirate got piled on because he spent so much time preening his feathers and putting other mage players down, making himself out to be some kind of exceptional player, and when shit hit the fan, he just ran and left people to die.
He talks the talk but he can't walk the walk.

People don't hate him because he's bad at classic WoW, plenty of people are.
People hate him because he's a narcissist and a liar.

>>714560901
Didn't he cast 0.1 seconds of max rank blizzard BEFORE running away? Personally if I heard RUN I would have at least frost nova'd the trash if it was safe (or as it was eating my team). Plus he risks almost nothing at all using some low rank blizzards (like he bragged about speccing into for)

As long as he's slightly faster than the slowest guy he could have made it out with zero problem. Dude was in the next zipcode over moments after the pull.

>4chan?
>You can eat my entire ass 4 times.
>Each of you.

>>714561108
nigga ive saved groups as a fucking rogue using bandages
you could save anyone in WOW if you have items

>>714541016
I just don't like him. He seems like a cunt

>>714561223
That's the point. Mages in particular though are absolutely busted and can save pretty much any group, assuming the mage knows how to play the game.
Pirate is nothing but hot air, says he's hot shit, can't back it up, gets defensive when people notice, that's why he turned into a lolcow.
Webm unrelated, more skilled mage gameplay.

>>714561193
No one in their right mind would want to take a bite out of any ass that crawled out of ActiBlizz HQ. The whole place is cursed from top to bottom.

>>714561223
The rest of the group couldn't decide to stay or leave which muddied the waters more. One person might have died but it never should have been two.
>>714561313
What's the story here? Bad tank pull+ignoring a patrol?

>>714561190
Yes, he canceled the max rank blizzard it before all the enemies got hit by it.

>>714561423
Accidental multi-pull if memory serves well

>>714546203
Why the hatred of India? Is it because we don't want designated shitting room in our houses?

>>714561423
>What's the story here?
Party just being laid back because it's a 30 year old dungeon and they have a mage in the party so they aren't afraid.

>>714561193
>I grew up on 4chan (17 years old when 4chan launched btw)
>I can handle anything people say to me
>immediately cries about harassment and death threats

>>714561481
>>714561516
Oh I thought the shaman had died at first with how low that HP got. That warstomp was so damn risky but I guess it worked.

>>714561512
recent Microsoft layoff of Xbox employees in favor of H1bs and aggressive expansion of india offices

>>714551980
What if i got a small dick tho

>>714561313
As soon as the call "run run run" was made he was completely justified in doing absolutely nothing or bare minimum. The problem was always his attitude/response after the fact.

Like I'm 99% sure that even if he did literally nothing to help the group and just ran. He still could have had a favorable outcome if he showed any degree of regret/remorse/accountability, even if it was some half baked shit. Just a "yeah sorry in retrospect I think I might have been able to do more and maybe saved something but the call for run was made and I just went full flight mode my bad."

>>714541384
this
the fucking faggot just thinks the world revolves around him

>>714561791
Again, it just comes down to his quality as a player, when Amphy hears the call to run his brain doesn't assume "Yeet myself the fuck out of here.", he assumes "There's a raid in a few days, our guild needs these fucking geared up level 60 players alive to attend it, we're leaving the dungeon and I need all four of them plus myself out alive."

If you hear a fire alarm, yes it means exit the building, it doesn't mean you need to trample over slower people on the way out.

My favorite part was him explaining the client-server architecture like it's some secret knowledge and a complex problem that the proles he's addressing wouldn't know about or understand.

>>714561565
>17 years old when 4chan launched
wait.... is he in his 40s? I thought he's like 32 or some shit

>>714541016
Based thor playing 5d chess while ross was playing checkers

>>714562004
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TuEWtXBT_0

Heh heh
>It was an inferno in there! What was I supposed to do!?

>>714562160
38 from what I can work out.

>>714562160
Born 1987 and Ross is even older lmao

>>714561791
no, there are people who have CC who are suppose to you know... CC. to help the exit.
He was literally bragging about Blizzard before the fact.

>>714541016
He is just Huey Emmerich in real life huh

>SKG was somehow saved by everyone collectively hating a gigafaggot for being bad at WoW
This is almost as funny as the entire world's political shift being shaped by some tranny sucking off bloggers for favorable coverage of their shitty indie game more than a decade ago.

>>714562226
>>714562229
>38
wait so he has roughly 15 years of Industry experience and only 7 years at Blizzard he has been milking? Where's the other 7 years

>>714549716
>Making him the villain kind of fixed the trajectory
The thing that actually did it was a bunch of big ecelebs finally making videos about the initiative. Pirate being a villain is just coincidental, the reach was more important.

>>714562562
"Working" on his undertale clone

>>714560202
ive never played wow so this is all mysterious to me

>>714562562
He did work for Amazon game division for a short period before starting heartbound.

>>714562378
It was a biological woman. But yes, it's incredibly funny. I am 90% certain Trump wouldn't have been elected had it not been for Gamergate.

>>714561791
>The problem was always his attitude/response after the fact...He still could have had a favorable outcome if he showed any degree of regret/remorse/accountability
correct. he also could have done a full heel turn and said "you idiots deserved it, roach life nigga" and people would have thought it was funny. he could have apologized, he could have played dumb, he could have said nothing and gquit and swap to another game. he basically chose the only bad dialogue option available to him, if he had done ANYTHING else people would have accepted it and laughed it off or accepted his apology. the only bad move was to pretend he played perfectly and could not have helped, and he chose it. at least narcissism is incredibly obvious once you know about it, i wonder how many people got cluster-B-pilled from this guy

>>714555820
>when you're an actual psychiatrist and someone asks you for therapy and you realize your client is actually the problem

>>714550270
If the mold is against megacorporations destroying everything I own so they could sell it to me again, I am joining the mold.

Better save your souls, faggots.

>>714563010
>saar I real doctor

>>714561190
But he needed to save all of his mana for his shield just to be 100% sure because he is all that matters. Also because letting a team mate die could potentially be better YT content.

>>714555820
Dr K realises that like 5 mins in, he gets him to explain why he's getting hated on and immediately realises he's not giving him the full story

>>714563074
indian memes aside, Dr.K graduated from Harvard full stop. The guy is, dare I say it, "one of the good ones'

>>714540756 (OP)
Ohhh now he's done it, he messed with /ourguy/

>>714562662
I remember her being a woman, but I heard she transitioned in 2017 so I was confused too. To be honest I thought they had a point at the beginning of that movement, because IGN and gaming magazines were a joke. But that was before it became super toxic and went off the rails into schizo land.

>>714563189
>saar doctor kumar real doctor he no print diploma

>>714563189
He still belives in schizo ayurveda but not even that could save Maldavius

>>714563239
if only 4chins still have weaponized autism to deploy.
The arsenal has been out since 2016

>>714541614
This, I hope this kills all multiplayer games like he said it will if this law passes

>>714563274
>ayurveda
I don't wanna defend Dr.K's snake oil, but Ayurveda has some scientific merit - Wim Hof Method being the recent variant to prove there's something in it not understood

>>714563373
Wim Hof is only legit for his breathing exercises, everything else he peddles is schizo babble.

>>714563373
good morning sir

>>714563189
There's plenty of "good ones", even if they get drowned out more and more nowadays, because India was subject to probably the worst brain drain the world has ever seen.
anyone skilled or smart left that shithole behind decades ago leaving all the super retards behind and now thanks to more and more of india joining the global space on the internet people are realizing just how fucking stupid the jeets left behind are.
I'd almost feel bad for the indians but the ones left behind are comically fucked up.

>>714563373
There is probably something to TCM too, but it also has you ingest lead and arsenic so it's not worth it. Ayuveda basically holds that some people are the Gorgons from Zelda. It's as dumb as phrenology, and somehow even dumber than the Japanese blood type thing.

>>714563239
>Jason all your friends hate you
I raffed

>>714545840
i hope he posts a picture of the houston river soon

>>714563491
Nah there are smart Indians. I met one guy in VR who left India but went back to be a senior manager of software engineers. He said he liked working in India because he was better than his peers and could remote work at home while pretending to spend 3 times more time working. In reality he spent most of his time gaming while getting a good salary and stretching it. He had his own maid and could afford to visit prostitutes too.

>>714542056
I kek'd.

The redpill for indians for me was going to university and doing engineering. Many of them were doing masters in Australia because their bachelor in India meant shit. Some were actually good and needed proper accreditation, others were obviously trying to make themselves look legit but are braindead foreign hires in waiting.

>>714549359
i've watched the videos
he has no point other than "it's too vague" or "it might potentially someday eventually hurt developers somewhat"
he backs up those points by literally lying about what is and isn't in the initiative and has consistently refused to actually engage with its main benefactor
if he was interested in having an honest debate or discussion about how to potentially make it better then he would have been open to doing that
instead he's a smarmy cunt who avoids direct, unscripted confrontations because he knows the other party would just say "no that's wrong" and provide evidence

>>714545840
I am profoundly indifferent to the man himself, but I detest what he represents and attempts to defend at every turn.

this is like "a dude has an opinion and is kind of arrogant, lets kill him"

you guys are psychopaths, i dont think ive ever seen anything this bad in the entire history of 4chon

whatever, let chaos take the world

>>714564663
Already has dipshit

>>714564663
4chump

who would win in a fixgames battle?

>>714540756 (OP)
I just read that SKG also applies to free to play game with in game purchases.
Yeah, this dude is getting paid to say what he says. But the worst part is that there is going to be many companies lobbying for this law to not take effect.

>>714564663
The history of 4chan is longer than the 10 months you've been here.

>>714549359
>>714564663
>making me reply to textbook bait
C'mon, everyone

>>714564663
He has a personality disorder where he can never admit to any level of error and he'll habitually embellish, misconstrue and lie to further his ego. He also did this while gaming the Youtube algorithm and getting his garbage shoved in everyone's recommendations and ultimately made fame and fortune out of it, which he then abused to attack seemingly easy targets to further pad his ego (this backfired with Ross).
It's all just typical shenanigans for a narc, and I don't feel strongly enough about some retard to join in the hate mob, but he's a plenty hateable faggot.

>>714561108
in cooperative games it's not about what you couldn't do, it's about what you tried to do
if you're gonna drop everything to save your own skin, and not stick with your team in the face of certain failure then you are an asshole

>>714564663
>man A starts a petition
>man B shows up to say how fucking awful and retarded and bad it is
>people tell him to fuck off, but he has already negatively impacted the image of the petition by simply lying about what it's trying to do
>man A moves on
>man B comes back a few days later and does it again
>repeat of last time
>man A's petition loses traction
>man B later makes a big public fuckup that gets a ton of people mad at him
>a month from the finish line for his petition, man A announces he won't have the signatures he needs and addresses how badly man B affected his petition
>man B shows up to lambast him and his petition again, doubling down on his lies
>all the people that hated him from his big public fuckup call him a retard and sign the petition
>man B laments his fate as though he had no hand in it
blow it out your ass, he had like 5 opportunities to shut the fuck up
I'm not demanding that people refuse to voice their opinions in public, but don't say a bunch of controversial shit and then be shocked that you are now at the center of a controversy.

>>714565154
The call was made to run and he ran.
Do you want a team full of players who randomly make their own decisions instead of listening to the shot caller?

>>714563189
I like how often he tries to ground the conversation with radical people and try to approach issues in a mature and responsable manner and it always blindsides people.

I recall he got into a convo with a troon twitch mod and he fucking dismantled his life philosophy and made the troon briefly realize his mistake in just a couple of words.

>>714565674
I dunno about you, but as a tank in MMOs who is usually the shot caller when things go tits up, I still would appreciate people at least attempting to make sure everyone can run.

>>714565674
Run doesn't mean every man for himself you fucking retard. You still work as a team, just retreating.

>>714565674
>run means take your hands off the keyboard
retard

>>714561108
>Most people agree Pirate couldn't have saved that group,
You're so full of shit. Even without maldroach helping they still made it 90% of the way out of the area and died like 10 seconds away from the exit.
They would 100% have lived if the rat had done his fucking job isn't of roaching out

>>714565989
You don't understand.
They would have made it out 100% with everyone alive if any other player had been behind the wheel of that mage, but Pirate was incapable of saving them even if he wanted to because he lacks the experience and knowledge of his options.
Even if he had decided to commit, he would have still misplayed and cast max rank blizzard and maintained Ice Barrier on himself as a priority over Frost Nova.
A mage could have saved that wipe, but a mage played by Pirate could never.

>>714566167
It's impossible for anyone to be that incompetent. His team would have been yelling rank1! rank1! poly! poly! if he was actually there.

>>714541326
i will never escape this shitty ending, will i?

The amount of jeet corpo shills and faggots defending him or being against SKG is a sign of huge culture shift caused by poos flooding the internet in the last few years.

Ton of software selling is still in the gray area because the law didn't catch up yet and AAA publishers exploit it whenever they can. This will ensure they won't do that anymore and that if you buy a game, it's truly yours and they won't be able to remotely fuck you over or kill it. Only faggots and people wanting to make GaaS slop will be mad.

>>714567507
For 10 years at least

>>714562679
is this ai?

>>714540840
Ferret sexo...

>>714567657
She's bear only, cuck.

>>714565403
he was out of mana, man.
what do you want him to do for you?

>>714561108
Literally everyone, including one of the best if not THE best mage on classic said Jason could've easily saved everyone at no risk to himself whatsoever.

Here's the thing: he just didn't want to. He had a petty grudge against yamato because yamato wasn't sucking his cock nor falling for his gaslighting lies.

PIRATE WHY YOU WALKING BRO

>>714540756 (OP)
The Streisand effect.

>>714561791
He did the same thing in a prior run, which no one talks about. He pulled guard fengus, and then silently roached and blinked to safety
Didn't even bother warning his team. Just silently ran, nearly killing yamato and the druid, and yamato only survived because he got randomly banished, giving him time to create distance and hearthstone

>>714542747
there is huge lack of evidence that he didn't rape any ferrets

>>714545450
Why is /ourguy/ CohhCarnage giving him a platform and talking to him?

>>714562564
Having a gigatinc tard to clown on for the dramatubers to farm did definitely help in the interest, it's literal drama

>>714542806
Impotent rage

>>714568721
Because Cohn and jason are exactly the same
Chicken shit retards acting like they're experts on everything. Spamming shitty wannabe guru jewtube shorts
Cohn constantly gives out game advice, sometimes just saying mundane shit and acting like he said something profound.
But when you look up his credentials, he has none. Loser flunked a game dev university course in his first year.
He is in no position to give game Dev advice, or any advice.

>>714545840
I don't really care for him one way or the one but I absolutely love that he exists

>>694936541
I was hating on Pirate BEFORE it was cool

Also if someone doubts he uses a voice change, just watch this.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/TFRB6yx8ASc

What do you mean why am I walking. What am I supposed to do for you.

The fact he can't even recognize how insulting that last phrase is is a good indicator how much of a sociopath this guy is

>>714568721
>>714568865
He was le wholesome chungus 100 streamer until the WoW drama, there was no reason for people not to invite him to podcasts

>>714540756 (OP)
>50% of signatures are fake
I wouldn't call it saving.

>>714568923
He was never a wholesome chungus
The drama just puta spotlight on his shit personality and behaviour.

He has always been a furry sex pest and a dog cock lover, who allegedly paid a minor to draw nsfw furry porn for him.

He has had plenty of major drama spanning decades prior to wow

He got bullied out of eve online, second life, ashes of creation.

>>714541016
Why cant this retard just take the L, he's gnna keep more dignity that way. Not that he has much left, but still some scraps he could salvage before he gets called out for animal abuse

>>714541614
>NOT this initiative will get what it asked for but not what it wanted
>"I HOPE" this initiative will get what it asked for but not what it wanted
bit petty, innit?

>>714569054
You had to dig deep to find his eve online or deviantart drama so there is a near 0% chance a normie streamer would be aware of it

>>714540756 (OP)
he is literally lelouch

>>714569151
the level of scrutiny his every single word and action is under now is very funny. for a narcissist liar who can never admit any fault he's now playing on ultra hardcore survival mode. no one will give him the benefit of the doubt for anything, any claim will be questioned

>>714542747
100% real sadly. Extremely not safe for work
https://files.catbox.moe/u45id5.webm

How long will it be until someone takes a serious look on his "viewers"?
FYI a streamer on twitch usually has like 90% of his subs being prime subs.

Or won't other "content creator" bring this up because they do the same shit?

>>714545840
I don't care about him one way or the other. I just find it really really really funny when someone destroys their own life because they can't admit they are wrong.

>>714540756 (OP)
Looks like a tranny with Down's.

>>714569415
>FYI a streamer on twitch usually has like 90% of his subs being prime subs.

This is completely wrong, since sub gifting basically all streamers are 50+% gifted due to whales

>>714541016
>IT WAS ME ME ME ME
Holy EGO

Anyone have the picture of him with "worked at blizzard award" blue medal?

>>714541016
>Bro pisses himself in public and praise himself for bringing people to awareness of the dangers of public urination

>>714540756 (OP)
what's the best youtube video that summarizes the whole situation? no idea who this is and i'm not gonna research it myself

>>714541614
do the sex toy ferrets get what they deserve too thor?

All of this would've been prevented of he had simply said "my bad, I panicked and I didn't really like yamato so I didn't want to risk my character for a group with him in it"

>>714569775
No it's not, I just picked 3 random big streamers and checked myself now.
The giften ratio is nowhere close at all to what Pirate got.

Just check it yourself.

>>714564663
people don't like liars that are constantly wrong, but deny it and continue telling everyone they are an expert and worked at Blizzard.

>>714569415
>Or won't other "content creator" bring this up because they do the same shit?
Yup. They all do it, just like the viewbotting. They won't admit it of course but they do viewbot their streams. I've been on Twitch since 2015, the average peak "real concurrent viewers" were around 3 to 6k on big streamers. Now with the viewbotting, it has tremendously made even harder for new streamers to get any viewers since they have to compete with viewbotters.
You can cheat as long as you don't get caught. Not the case for Fextralife (infamous for viewbotting) anymore. I hope Pirate joins him soon enough.

It all returns to nothing
It just comes tumbling down tumbling down tumbling down

>>714569974
None of these are close to 90% prime

>>714563491
thats very true in NA.

i fucking hate you e newniggers for letting retards get the praise

>>714570083
>Less subs but more viewers and less money
I dont get it.

>>714570082
>Not the case for Fextralife
To be fair they didn't really "viewbot" in the traditional sense. They just had their stream played if you visited their wiki. So everyone that went to their wiki automatically started to "view" their stream.

>>714540756 (OP)
The guy is just an easy payday for every youtuber, just react to the thing, give a shit take and you have a 50k view guaranteed even for a no name youtuber.

>>714569916
ross: hey guys you should sign this petition so that corpos have to clearly disclose when they end support for a game and they can't just brick your game on purpose once the support ends and steal your money
retardsoftware: so you're saying devs have to support live service games FOREVER????? I not only disagree but will do everything in my power to shit on this petition (he actually said this)

>>714570181
well you can't lose views

>>714570182
Any traffic that plays a stream on a 3rd party website is still considered viewbotting according to Twitch. I do agree with you that it is not really viewbotting since viewbotting involves virtual bots and not real people.

>>714570182
That's just as bad, there's no actual human watching the stream. In fact it might be worse in that the people that use the wiki have additional resources taken up because of a shitty stream playing.

Is it even possible to become a streamer/content-creator without viewbotting today?

>>714542875
ok genuinely though how is he able to win 3 defcon competitions if he is so terrible at coding? And dont tell me the spiel that he is on a 9-10 person team.
If he was really a massive parasite who couldn't do anything why would any of these nerds have him on the team? I see several possibilities - either he really is qualified to be there, the entire defcon thing is a massive sham and everyone there is a poser, or he only does the stupid bullshit puzzles that require no real coding knowledge like the escape room brain teaser riddles that don't require much critical thinking

>>714570412
Yes, doing great on YouTube and bring them over to Twitch.
Starting on Twitch as a nobody ? It's like trying to destroy a thick brick wall with your barehands.

>>714570419
I also still lean towards him still being a massive fraud because every "hacker" anecdote that he brags about in these events is some surface level reddit knowledge about social engineering his way into certain events or doxxing someone who was trying to send him a trojan

>>714564663
>i dont think ive ever seen anything this bad in the entire history of 4chon
We already know you're a newfag, no need to make a post about it.

>>714570412
depends.
do you have honking great tits?

>>714568214
Use the mana gem

>>714570548
e-thots are some of the streamers that viewbot that most.
The e-thot market is even more oversaturated than regular streaming market.

>>714570592
you fucked up anon, deal with it on your own.

>>714570082
>You can cheat as long as you don't get caught.
ABC. Always Be Cheating. - Asmongold

>>714542986
toby is prob a better example of terrible coder but releasing a hit game. neither of the examples you mentioned actually released anything and instead scammed their respective communities

>>714564663
>i dont think ive ever seen anything this bad in the entire history of 4chon
Oh sweet sweet summer child, we have such sights to show you

>>714542458
This. If he did it immediately it wouldn't have amounted for anything. It was literally the perfect timing. Any sooner or later and it would have failed.

>>714570412
You have to build a userbase on a different platform first and then lure them over to twitch, It's really the only way to do it unless you are a stupidly attractive women. Starting from nothing on twitch is just a waste of time and it's yet another reason why it's doomed to fail at some point

>>714570592
but the shot caller..

How come it's impossible to "start from nothing" on Twitch compared to other sites like youtube?

>>714554193
What do you think?

piratenigger isn't just lying, he is actively and maliciously sabotaging since SKG is a threat to what he thinks is a profitable ecosystem for him.

>>714570909
Algorithm issues, Twitch only recommends big channels while youtube sometimes throws out links to smaller channels that have content based on what video you have just viewed or have viewed recently. They are both terrible mind you, youtube actually gives you a chance even if it takes years

>>714570909
Don't know if it's still like this on twitch, but if you wanted to click on a new stream (or any stream) you'd get hit by like 2-3 minutes straight of unskippable ads.
No one's going to want to sift through dozens of bad streams to find one good one if every failed attempt is spent watching a stupid amount of ads.
Uploading videos to youtube also builds up a backlog of videos that the algorithm will 'try' to workshop to new viewers over time. Meanwhile streaming on twitch can only 'market' you while you're streaming.

>>714570419
Because hacking something is a completely different skillset than writing readable code for a game or other large program for that matter.
Storing everything in a fuckhueg array is not good.

>>714542458
honestly impressive how it all went, literal divine intervention

>>714545130
Be Icelandic. If you can settle for Tor, be Norwegian.

>>714543089
Jason Thor 'Thor' Hall

>>714570909
Because Youtube doesn't care who you watch, just that you are on their system watching videos.

>>714542458
If Jason wasn't such a narcissistic furfag you'd almost think it's intentional.

>>714540756 (OP)
stop boosting this faggot morons youve been duped

>>714571541
>>714570083

>>714548794
Read Norse Mythology by Neil Gaiman. It's an easy to read retelling of some of the most important stories from Norse mythology. It's not that long and I enjoyed it.

>>714571671
>Gaiman
>never made a vidya gaem

I hope your initiative gets ever you asked for and nothing you wanted. You'll learn the EU government is terrible
https://clips.twitch.tv/AssiduousTiredBoarRitzMitz-j0W1S8wiY9wGCtK7

https://vocaroo.com/17O2U2lw7WU7

the hero you deserve

>>714571789
>>714571859
Nobody cares Jason

>>714570181
>Say stupid shit
>People who aren't subs watch the videos to see if he really said the stupid shit
>People who are subs unsub because of the stupid shit said
Ad rev is just a guestimate. With how poisoned his brand is right now it's not going to improve.

>>714571965
Anon, that vocaroo is just the Dark Knight monologue with Mald's voice AIed

>>714571789
>oh yeah you think murdering and torturing cute kitties are bad?
>well one of you made fun of me for saying I worked at Blizzard, so I hope all kitties burn in hell and gets raped to death
Why are some people like this? It's like morality and principles don't exist for some people.

>>714571789
>I grew up on 4chan, you can't hurt my feelings

>>714571671
>Name is Neil Gaiman
>Is a cuckold who has admitted to kneeling like a gay man to prep the bull
Who wrote this shit, Kojima?

>>714572110
He always has to be right. It was proven with that WoW clip or the AoC clip. If he isn't right he'll force it to be his way so he will be right it's an ego thing.

>>714572110
It makes a lot more sense when you understand that he is literally jewish

>>714572250
You can just say "sociopathic narcissist," and save yourself a bunch of keystrokes.

>>714572091
https://voca.ro/1kRGtxfm7H03

>>714572216
He's actually kind of based and wrote an extensive blogpost about why loli should be defended.

>>714569018
>doesn't know how online petitions work

>>714541103
i still don't give a fuck.

>>714572316
Nobody cares Jason

>>714572336
He is a jewish rapist and cuckold. Also his prose is tedious and he is a hack that made a living recycling European fairy tale tropes to White people who were too stupid to understand their own folklore.

>>714572358
The irony.

>>714572474
>He's a hack who gets people to engage in history and tradition they wouldn't usually care for
Why is that a bad thing? What else should he be writing?

>>714571789
>"I have proof of all my credentials"
lets see those then?

>>714572738
Cry pussy

>>714571789
>pipes it into mpv
>I hope that you get what you deserve
Very based, t*tchfag. Very based.

>>714572582
When you let jews control the narrative they will corrupt it. Mald is a perfect example. He pushed Ross to the side and crafted his own narrative around SKG that most people who were too stupid to actually read about it accepted as fact.

>>714572816
>the 1 guy who takes credit for the entire group project

>>714572816
Just redact saying that making a wow emulator was piss easy, and I won't think that you're fag anymore.

>>714565723
Link to that?