>>714541819 (OP)
Once when I was walking home with groceries, I stumbled on a pride parade. I tried not to look, but what I took to be a gunshot forced me to turn, to see a man use a pitching machine to shoot a potato up another man's ass.
While I was still processing the fact that I had just seen a man take a potato up the ass at high velocity, a third man bent down and began removing the potato with his mouth and tongue. Once it was properly felched, he somehow wedged it onto his dick, and proceded to taterfuck the first man up the ass.
By then, I was vomiting profusely, and entering a state of shock and fluid depravation, and at some point EMS was called and the last thing I saw was the second man eating the used potato.
I always thought that would be the gayest thing I ever saw in my entire life. But then I saw this thread.
Fuck you, OP. Fuck you.
