Thread 714544487

Remember to make regular breaks from gaming to do some squats.

>>714544487 (OP)
Kek, someone fixed the pic

>>714544487 (OP)
kill yourself

>>714544487 (OP)
how do you escape this situation?

>>714544487 (OP)
yes mommy

>>714544487 (OP)
remember to have sex you ugly virgin lmao

>>714544487 (OP)
Don't look up the source, it's futa on male

Reddit sexuality.

>>714544487 (OP)
i need to spend the rest of my life with my head between thighs

>>714544487 (OP)
how do you enter this situation?

>>714544578
women in estrus will literally rape you, theres nothing you can do in this situation

>>714544636
I don't know how the artist fucked this up:
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/123713486

>>714544638
it's not actually futa tho

>>714544720
after staring at something for 4 hours you don't notice the details anymore

>>714544720
lmao

>>714544720
you expect too much from someone who thinks emasculating others is a worthwhile pass time.

>>714544720
>pixiv have blocked certain emails to be used for account creation because anonymous email accounts
>but is fine if you use old pre 2010 gmail account that's completely anonymous

I hate quads excercises.

>>714544487 (OP)
Just did 380 for 6 reps for 5 sets yesterday and I'm super sore.

i can't squat for shit

>>714545815
Good, you're supposed to sit on a toilet for that.

>>714544487 (OP)
I cummed buckets to this doujin

safe horny fetish

>>714545815
Just focus on getting that ass to grass mobility. Only then start adding on weight. Let your knees go wide. Low bar is good for going really heavy, but mastering high bar with light weights is worth while.

If you're experiencing knee pain, imo - stretching my calves and hamstrings before squatting REALLY helped with that.

>>714546080
Yeah I've been going ass to grass, but man. I'm doing stronglifts and I'm already stalling at like 125. I'm a skeleton, so...

>>714546076
>Why aren't you a degenerate like me?
Don't you have a becky thread to make?

>>714546252
Do you eat before lifting? Like.. an hour or so? For me, the difference between me surpassing the prior week or stalling can sometimes just be a good meal.

>>714546352
Generally no, I usually go after work, and sweating my ass off in the sun all day doesn't help I'm sure. I'll try that though, thanks.

>>714544487 (OP)
Possible natty?

>>714544487 (OP)
Weird looking cocks

>>714548648
ss+gomad

meat

>>714544487 (OP)
why squats and not curls

>>714544487 (OP)
>714544487
I had a bad hernia in my groin in a couple years ago so I'm scared to

>>714544487 (OP)
Does anyone have the original image?

>>714544487 (OP)
right idea, wrong solution. You nerds need to do some hinges and pullups

>>714544720
the first rule of drawing is blocking in your main poses so you don’t end up fucking up like this after you do tedious amounts of detail on the drawing

>>714544487 (OP)
>>714544720
They're literally the same picture

>>714550421
Anon, fixing this is easy as fuck. Literally just flip one of the parts of the image. That's what the edit OP posted is
The artist went as far as posting without ever noticing

>>714544487 (OP)
thats vile

>>714550670
Anon...

>>714550670
watashi...

>>714548648
That's just a regular toned female thigh, she's sitting down so it's all squished and it looks huge. Even normal women who've never lifted anything heavier than a fork can have thighs like that when they sit down.

>>714550197
What'd'ye do?

>>714551389
I was really constipated one day.
Then my mom told me to be more careful because they run in the family which was news to me

>>714551552
What the fuck. Didn't even know that was possible.

>>714544487 (OP)
>

>ITT: insecure incels
Big tall women (not obese) are my fetish

>>714553252
I want to climb Mt. Lady, though

I don't want Mt. Lady to climb me

Reminder that liking yoked women for femdom reasons is cringe. You should like either the challenge of dominating a woman who can bench press a man or the idea of being equally yoked so that your feral fuck sessions sound like a train collision.

>>714544487 (OP)
>>714544720
muslcefags are fucking retarded
would I want a woman to drag me out of the house and make me experience new things? yes. would I want a fucking mannish hulk to do it? fuck no.

>>714553252
Anon, as long as NTR, gore or abuse isn't involved, every fetish is acceptable

>>714544487 (OP)
She's too skinny

>>714553951
You sound like a balding millennial faggot who wants a manic pixie dream girl
I'm a 34 year old millennial but you're a faggot

>>714553951
>MANNISH HULK
whatever you say

>>714553936
>the idea of being equally yoked so that your feral fuck sessions sound like a train collision.
Another reminder thoughever is that wrestling each other can bring both femdom and dominating her. Realistically speaking unless she's just raw overpowering you, has better technique, or both. There's a chance for femdom to occur and a chance for you to dominate her. Sexually of course.

>>714554154
Women like this literally do not exist in real life

>>714554206
I-I exist, anon.

>>714554206
>3DPD
There's your problem

>>714554253
RIP

>>714554252
shut up you gay nigger

>>714554345
based

>>714554345
You're literally admitting that what you want is pure fantasy and will never exist

I gave up trying to gain weight, it's too damn hard
I'll be scrawny forever
even if did gain weight it wouldn't be long before I dropped back down

>>714554253
You should stop before you seriously injure yourself like so many tryhard fags. Just do enough to stay fit, it doesn't need to be a pissing contest. Nobody but other (gay) men care about how much you can lift.

>>714544487 (OP)
What kind of exercises will give me a bigger butt? I want to attract black men.

>>714554253
Are you talking about 3pl8 bench or 3pl8 squat

>>714546037
Do people actually like it when women are nice to them?

>>714554428
Yes, and...?

>>714554489
does the pope shit in the woods?

>>714554205
At least in that situation the domination is due to your lack of muscle or technique. It makes you want to improve. Men who just accept being dominated without a fight deserve to be culled.

>>714554453
I don't do 1RM retard, I do 3x8
>>714554481
Squat obviously, I can't lmao2pl8 in BP

>>714554489
Not EVERYONE hates themselves anon.

>>714544487 (OP)
I would HOPE my wife has bigger thighs than me.

>>714554428
you some kind of newfag around this here parts?

>>714554550
and how many cocks can you take up your ass faggot? nobody cares. I'd slap your shit silly after I lift your 400 pound mother on to the bed

>>714551148
What about the thing next to her leg

>>714554154
I have seen exactly one woman in my entire life who looked like this.
I didn't talk to her. Every day I live with the regret.

>>714554619
>nobody cares
I care

>>714550773
>>714551061
It's LITERALLY the same picture

>>714554550
Well that's part of your problem, you're a sub 1/2/3/4 dyel and you're doing 3x8
strength == size at your level of weakness
unironically do your fives

>>714554667
You pretend to care, only because you are gay.

>>714554007
I notice you left out pedophilia or bestiality, pokefag.

>>714554686
Thanks SS anon, I'll see if that helps

>>714544487 (OP)
My legs are just fat, do I focus on cardio or weights?

>>714554345
3DPD is quite literally the only thing that matters because they're the only ones you can form relationships with and actually have sex with. Denial of this is purely jewish propaganda targeted at white males to make them avoid procreating.

>>714554621
Wait until you see boxer's legs.
This is Deontay Wilder, one of the hardest hitting heavyweights in the sport. He's got fucking twigs for legs.

>>714554793
If you can't make gains on SS don't force it, I made that mistake and was stuck at 205 3x5 on bench for way too long.
Texas Method is pretty great for getting your squat and deadlift up to 3/4pl8 if you stalled early

>>714554801
If you want to lose weight? cardio. If you want to build muscle? weights. You can do both too, but minmaxers will seethe at that suggestion as its inefficient if one or the other is your goal.

>>714554619
>how many cocks can you take up your ass
More than you, constipated bitch.

>>714544487 (OP)
I wish girls liked me and wanted anything to do with me

>>714554914
This is to go...further beyond!!

>>714554914
Anon that's not funny you're going to kill him.

>>714554960
If you actually spent time around women you would wish the opposite. People want it until they get it and realize they're the most boring fun-sucking fucks to have around you. Trust me you're better off alone. You don't need some harpy draining your life force and stealing half your possessions.

you see that bit poking out of her short going out of frame?
[Spoiler]That isn't her other leg

>>714554537
You know I can agree with that. It only sucks that being a manlet puts me at a massive disadvantage in grappling but the sheer motivation to dominate an encouraging yet haughty 6,7 muscle amazonian will forever be my dream.
>tfw never get in a body triangle with an amazonian woman
pic somewhat related

>>714544720
>AI can't do anything right!
>meanwhile humans:

>>714555064
>[Spoiler]That isn't her other leg

>>714554960
Trust me, you don't. Them being interested in you means you have a use and that use in expendable.

>>714546252
HIP DRAHV

>>714554914
poor little white boy

>>714554740
both are abuse, retard-kun

>>714555081
Newfags don't remember just how often /v/ dogged on artists over the smallest details, now artists are seen as gods and all AI art is indian.

>>714554007
Who the fuck says I need your permission, faggot?
You can't even enjoy porn without thinking about what everyone else would think.
Why are you all such prissy moralfags even in your own fantasies?

>>714554914
b-both...in the ass...?

>>714555130
Be honest: how brown?

>>714554550
>Squat obviously, I can't lmao2pl8 in BP
Jesus bro, how long have you been at it?

>>714555302
Spitroast

safe horny for brown gen alphas

>>714555305
Almost a year

>>714555397
Okay, that's not that bad then, keep at it.

>>714555474
Thanks

>>714554834
>3DPD is quite literally the only thing that matters
>Denial of this is purely jewish propaganda targeted at white males to make them avoid procreating.
/pol/ is two doors down the right
I want to believe this is bait but I'll bite since 2016 tourists have never truly left. 3DPD has been a staple of this shithole and for good reason. It gives a lot of Anon's meaning to chase after a dream that they'll never experience in reality. Denial of this is purely grifters taking advantage of you to make you a massive faggot.

>>714555567
>living in my fantasies is actually...le healthy!
Please, PLEASE seek help and get a personality.

>>714555248
I hope you didn't post this
>>714553252

>>714544487 (OP)
I blew out my knee while dancing at my cousin's wedding. As it turns out, carrying people while jumping around like an idiot can really hurt the next day.
I'll do some curls instead, faggot-kun.

>>714544487 (OP)
what is this meme called? I've seen a handful of other pics of the same theme.

>>714555638
Projection much?

I was doing 30 squats a day for a while
is that good

>>714554914
we can keep going

>>714555827
>curling like 5lbs via resistance band

>>714556298
she has bigger biceps that you do anon
maybe you should do as she does

>>714556150
No? I'm in awful physical form and severely overweight. I can do 60 squats and 35 pushups in one go. If you can't, then you literally worse than a guy with 25kg of excess fat.

>>714555081
Shitskins aren't human.

>>714556341
I curl 50lb dumbbells in either hand Im pretty sure I have bigger arms than her

>>714556119
>no, it is YOU who is eating sand

>>714556298
If you want to have a good-looking muscles, you need to do low weight high reps. High weight low reps gives you strength, not shiny apples on your arms.

>>714556384
fuck you

>>714544487 (OP)
Many such cases

>>714556235
We need to stop going
>>714556393
2 liter coke is not 50lbs lmao

>>714554914
>Both of them are insanely horny.
>You are not sure if you can handle that but both of them comfort you that you will be fine in quite soothing voice.
>You come home with them, you notice one of them brought viagra.
>You hesitate but then one of muscle ladies gives you a nice hug and headpat and says "We will take a good care of you".
>One of them picks you up and you all go to bed.
>They pass you to each other and take turns in french kissing you.
>The sex begins, well more like they hold you with their strong arms and use you as loving sex doll where one pleases herself with your dick while other holds you in way you cant move and sometimes gives you headpats and kisses, and they do that in mamy positions giving you viagra to keep going.
>You already cummed so many times in them but every time they get more intense and one actually riding on your dick moves faster and rougher. They pass you to each other by throwing you at each other they put you in new positions faster and more rougher, your body becomes sore but you keep going.
>After they are done you feel like you ran entire marathon.
>Now its time to sleep while cuddling and you are sandwiched between them.

IMAGINE

>>714556538
Every /v/ thread

I already did my squats today...
fine I'll do some more.

>>714556298
>he think bands only go to 5lbs
lol
i've got some that go higher, and if you get detachable ones, you can add them together for even more resistance

>>714556604
I don't have to imagine.

Fuck, this thread makes me want to get back to the gym. Never thought I'd see fitness motivation on /v/ of all places.

>>714556495
This says more about modern numales than anything else

>>714556448
Is THIS what having a unique snowflake personality is like?

>>714556487
Just told you the truth. You can keep being worse or do something about it. At least you won't have a lose skin like me.

>>714545815
Try shoulder length ones first. The full sumo squat can wait. Unless you have a bad knee you should easily be able handle at least 5 of those.

>>714556707
Don't bother. Grind knowledge, not meat.

>>714554740
>abuse
Animals and children cannot consent therefore it is abuse

>>714556235
stop being a fag

>>714556849
be a man and do both

>>714544487 (OP)
you'd need a squat rack and squat heavy if you want your legs to grow. just squatting your body weigh isn't gonna do shit for growth, especially if you ever aim to have thighs like that muscle bitch

>>714554007
I have actually started to really like gore. Especially when a girl gets fucked normally while other women are dead/tortured in the back and watching

>>714556734
>numales
Dude I work out like crazy and my leg looks exactly like his. Men don't store fat in their legs like women do unless you're super fat.

>>714557172
I used to be 13 a couple decades ago too

>>714557172
please commit suicide

>>714557304
You do realize I'm talking about muscle, right? You fat piece of shit.

>>714557395
This is why I hate video games, they appeal to the male fantasy.

>>714555081
Human mistakes have SOUL tho

>>714557384
>fat
I literally have an 18 BMI

>>714557548
IT'S ONLY 18, YOU FAT FUCK!

>>714557395
sauce?

>>714557627
Rune Factory 5

>>714555567
Newfags larping as oldfags will never stop being funny

i'm glad i'm into all sorts of builds and am not reduced to autistically spamming "reee that's a man" every time someone posts a ridiculously curvy girl with some muscle definition

>>714556864
a reward for you
https://files.catbox.moe/029md8.jpg

>>714557832
based bichad we're going to inherit the world when they figure out how to make everyon genderfluid

>>714556298
Good for her because her biceps are gigantic. You don’t actually know how much weight she’s pulling there, not enough is being shown.

>>714557702
it's not?

>>714557883
Haha, that's not what she meant! My expectations were subverted!

>>714557304
>I work out like crazy and my leg looks exactly like his
you're doing it wrong

>>714557832
Being a fencesitter is not a point of pride lmao

>>714544616
Lying retard

>>714558292
>grrrrrr you need to love blacked or hate blacked you can't just like the constrast like a normal human being

>>714556746
damn shame this bitch literally BOGGED out

>>714558570
If you don't hate blacked on principle, you are indian (soulless).

>>714557395
Time to check every 2d vn on f95 I guess

>>714544720
I don't get it.

>>714558710
why do black cocks make you insecure?

>>714558808
In the original, the bottom panel has the girl on the left and the guy on right
but his point of view has the girls leg on the left of him, where as the original bottom panel would imply it to be on the right

>>714558803
you can try asking where this is from on their off topic board.
that place is still pretty active.

i want to work out, but it's too hot and i don't have air conditioning

>>714558803
>>714557627
sorry bud
https://wiki.anime-sharing.com/hgames/index.php?title=Emotion_Creators

>>714558958
Go swimming! That's what I've been doing, it's wonderful. You might not get as big as you'd like, but if you're looking for leanness and tone, it's a fine option.

I deserve a big gf who snuggles me without my consent

>>714559189
make a full game

>>714551761
if the inguinal canal doesnt close up after your balls drop your intestine can follow them :)

>>714555770
I didn't, but I think that's an accurate characterization of what you're like.
Eroticizing yourself being humiliated/controlled by women or generally fantasizing about your own relative weakness is pathetic and actually psychologically analogous to fantasizing about *being* cucked.

>>714554840
Is that because boxers have weight category, and instead of adding useless weight on their legs, their lose the muscles there and grow their arm muscles instead?

>>714554840
>feather weight
Your legs unironically are filled with o2 reserves and keep your stamina up even if doing just upper body shit. Also in boxing you don't just swing your arms you send jolts through your entire body like a whip.

>>714559593
Who the fuck says I need your permission, faggot?
You can't even enjoy porn without thinking about what everyone else would think.
Why are you all such prissy moralfags even in your own fantasies?

>>714554489
I actually hate it genuinely
My dick deflates if a woman is nice to be because theres no way that can be true, its a trap.
Women who hate me or would choose for me to not exist are hot as fuck because thats definitely real.

>>714559776
>woman is nice
>fight or flight is triggered
I hate how this has become my reality

>>714559241
i mean work out in my house. i'm scared to leave,

>>714559736
Total non sequitur.
I'm not the one going around telling everyone what an 'acceptable' fetish is, I don't have a moral issue with your cuck fantasies, I'm calling you a pathetic sissy faggot (which is what I took issue with in your post to begin with).

'logic trap,' lol, fag.

>>714556864
IT SHOULD'VE BEEN MEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>714557316
>>714557325
I wouldn't say it's that wild

>>714559736
>Who the fuck says I need your permission, faggot?
You did. You dumfuck.

>>714554007
You forgot scat (includes sodomy and interracial) and faggotry (includes futa and any kind of femdom like shota or giantess)
Also fatfags are not okay

>>714544487 (OP)
I fucking hated sitting next to other dudes on the bus ride to school with their fucking sweaty ass hairy knee touching mine

>>714551552
Sometimes when taking a shit, I feel like I still have more to go but nothing comes out. Don't tell this is also a symptom of THAT.

>>714559736
Degenerates with shit fetishes flood the internet. I would be less intolerant if there was good separation and filtering on porn sites but it's never the case.

>>714558803
>>714557627
This is very clearly Koikatsu.

>>714560231
You just combined every cope category into a single post like you're trying to build a tier list of "things I pretend to hate but have 400GB of on a hidden drive." Whole thing reads like a confession with extra steps.

>>714560284
There are a billion reasons to be constipated
You probably have gay cancer

>>714560363
Yeah, obviously. Some VN's use its assets to create VN's such as Hero's Harem Guild

>>714560284
Nah. I only got the hernia after pushing too hard. I could literally feel my intestines spill out a bit under my skin.

>>714556650
Are resistance bands worth it?

>>714560325
>Degenerates
Degenerate implies that there was wasted potential, people who are into disgusting shit were probably all born fucked up, couldn't be anything else. Just bio-waste.

>>714554914
I'm in the middle

>>714554428
>admitting
It is the truth, you can only accept it or deny it or unmake it by rebelling against the demiurge and its work

>>714560284
>>714551552
Reminder that sitting on toilets is a scam to ruin your ass. No really. Try taking a shit while standing up but bent over slightly. Your shit will just fall out.

>>714560616
Worse in every way compared to normal dumbbell exercises or a cable machine IMO, just in terms of my personal form and comfort.

>>714560616
Depends on your living arrangement and your fitness goals. I think they are, and they take less space than free weights. You can always infinitely add more bands for more resistance, but you have to do band specific exercises/variations and stuff like squats require a weird posture that can take some getting used to.

If you want to do strongman stuff though, train for strongman stuff specifically and work on grip strength through like rock climbing/bouldering.

>>714560393
let me guess, it was the femdom that twisted your fagnipples

>>714560630
It comes from being exposed to it. You have to unlock your fetishes.

>>714560869
>>714560962
Hmm. Interesting. I have a pull up bar I recently installed. It has clips that allows you to attach bands so I figured I ask. Thanks anons.

>>714544487 (OP)
Post the original, you pussy

>>714561185
I mean at the end of the day they're really cheap and take up no space and if it lets you do exercises that hit muscles you can't hit well already then it's worth it.

>>714558837
Why do they make you aroused?

Why do strong women make me aroused?

>>714561678
high T

>>714559776
>>714559845
>woman is nice to me
>instantly activates my robotic response and I spend no more time than is necessary in her presence
>seethe about it when I get home and wonder why I have no gf
Just another day in the life...

>>714561553
becausr they're hot?

>>714558874
POV switching is a common thing you know

>>714560284
No, but it sounds like you've got hemorrhoids.

>>714558808
The joke is that the original is already correct. The edit is just bait for people with no spacial awareness. Which evidently is a lot.

>>714562851
Nevermind. Just checked the pixiv link. Jesus.

>>714561195
/dbs/esque

>>714561678
Same reason men make you aroused.

>>714562851
EXPLODING KNEES

>>714562851
H-How do they walk?

>>714563437
Cum jettison to keep them hovering

>>714563573
They link arms and use their other legs

>>714563437
>>714563573
Funkgrunters

who has the best legs in vidya?

OHHHHHHHHHHHH BIG GORL

>>714565423
Did she show her pussy yet?

>>714565017
Do you really have to ask?

we need to defeat the muscle mommy menace. if we form a vertical stack of three people, we might have a chance.

>>714557817
Post-2014 newfag kiddie seething at an actually genuine and sincere oldfag post. inb4 "/b/ and by extension /v/ were full of human refuse waste just like me!" Don't care! Literally the worst possible board subcultures you could choose to model your behavior on bar none. You're just a dumb filthy frank era nostalgic edgelord who got indoctrinated by post-late 2013 (being very generous here) /pol/ and never grew up. In fact I would be less surprised if you actually were an election tourist, and even less less surprised if you are a dumb post 2020 kiddie. Fuck you.

>>714565660
I rather jump on mommy's lap than stack with some fags.

I eat seven meals a day and lift until I die and I'm still a skeleton
I can lift a fucking fridge and yet I'm still a fucking stickman and it really bums me out, I feel like I don't wanna lift anymore
I know I still have ways to go compared to those who live and breathe the gym life, but this is disheartening for me.
Maybe I should just get fat first, maybe that will do the trick. I never had a hambeast phase my whole life and I'm afraid the reason for that might be the problem

>>714565535
In her early streams when she wasn't as jacked.

>>714565660
We must strike her in all of her weak points; It's our only chance of taking this amazon down!

>>714566328
>Dragon's Dogma but it's a bunch of manlets trying to take down a muscle chick
kek

>>714566704
>Manlet's Dogma
>Reviews: Overwhelmingly Negative

>>714557883
why is shiki buff