Thread 714566981

Objectively GOTY

In better times, millennial nintendo worshippers, like disney adults, would be locked in asylums.

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>>714566981 (OP)
It's not even out yet
>>714567038
>Anyone who disagrees with me is a corporate worshipper
You can't just dismiss everything you don't like with that

>>714567345
Calling a game that isn't even out yet GOTY is a sign of corporate worship.

It's just a dime a dozen platformer that you're overhyping because it's one of switch 2s few new exclusives

>>714567424
No, it's not.

>>714567736
Please list a dozen 3D platformers with destructible environments and enemies

I get the feel mgs snake eater remake will be game of the year. That or silent hill f.

>>714566981 (OP)
it's not out yet
chill

If Indian vermin shill Microsoft and black shitskins shill Sony then what manner of creature shills Nintendo trash??

>>714569712
straight white men

>>714569712
childless millennials

>>714567792
knack

>>714567424
Made by the core Mario Team at Nintendo

Super Mario Galaxy - 97
Super Mario Galaxy 2 - 97
Super Mario 3D Land - 90
Super Mario 3D World - 93
Super Mario Odyssey - 97

We're looking at pure kino here.

>>714567736
>It's just a dime a dozen platformer that you're overhyping because it's one of switch 2s few new exclusives

Yeah just like you said BotW was a generic open world game lmao

>>714571291
whos making the real mario game then? dont tell me we have to wait 4 years

>>714571347
It is generic. Generic story, generic characters and generic forest, lava, snow and desert lands. It's as bland as toast.

Xenoblade has more interesting worlds, environments and story and much better music.

>>714571347
it is tho

>>714567736
Your mother was a dime a dozen prostitute.

>>714566981 (OP)
>calarts kong: worthless moon spam edition
Wake me up when something drops that doesn't look like shit. The only reason anyone gives a shit about this is because it is literally the only game coming out for who knows how long.

>>714572964
Translation: I don't have a Switch 2 and I'm seething.

>>714567741
It literally is. You're no different than the journos that were unironically hyping the shit out of Concord

>>714573029
You should buy a second one to offset my missing sale and the money Nintendo lost. You can do it champ

>>714571596
No one. Enjoy having to wait 4 years for the next mario game because the team was too busy making a button mashing game for toddlers.

>>714573029
Owning the cheapest modern system in the market isn't a high bar anon. The game looks like genuine dogshit and the fact that its existence is delaying the next mario game makes the game even worse than it has any right to be.

>>714572964
it's even worse than that.
Mario odyssey is a collectathon because progress is tied to the Moons.
In Ugly kong troonanza you don't even need to collect banandium gems. they're just pointless EXP to make the game easier.

>mario odyssey
>good
>mario odyssey but you're an ape
>bad
explain

>>714573191
>You should buy a second one to offset my missing sale and the money Nintendo lost

I already have 3.

>>714573424
Add 3 more since my family isn't buying any either.

>>714573371
Mario Odysey was a bad game with good movement. 90% on the moon tasks were fucking trash.
but at least it had very polished nice graphics.

nu-DK has shit graphics, is ugly as fuck and is a bad game with bad movement. there' no depth to it like odyssey. just climb and punch through everything.
we've seen hours of gameplay at this point and it's clear the design is flimsy slop for babies.

>>714566981 (OP)
Yeah, I am sure that shovelware designed for little children is totally the GOTY.

>>714573717
Kek Mr Fox be seething.

>>714573717
>I am sure that shovelware designed for little children
It isn't
>is totally the GOTY
I agree

>>714573717
Astrobot won last year

>>714573717
>childrens anime dub voice acting in your ear constantly
>ugly kong pulling cringe faces 24/7 trying desperately to entertain the retarded children this game is aimed at
>use bananza form, cringe theme songs starts playing
You're not lying. Old Nintendo games are "family friendly games" but this shitwas made for toddlers who have been whacked over the head with sticks.

>>714574020
astro bot was charming and visually stunning
this shit is cringe and ugly.

also astrobot had actual level design. this shit is BOTW slop.

>>714574174
I wouldn't have said it quite like that, but yeah.

counter sage bump

I like how DK raped Sonic in the 90s. DKC outsold the entire Genesis trilogy no contest. Was Sonic ever popular? Because those sales say no.

>>714577587
OK, but would you rather fuck Amy or would you rather fuck Dixie?

>>714571291
All of those games are mid and would've gotten mid scores if not for Mario on the box

>>714577587
I like how FIFA raped DK in its entire lifetime.

>>714579702
Not the gotcha you think it is, bro.