Thread 714567019

>say word
>money stolen

>>714567019 (OP)
how do you respond without sounding mad?

>>714567019 (OP)
>cutoff
aren't those supposed to be two words?

>>714567019 (OP)
>cutoff

>>714567192
yeah

>>714567192
yes, "cutoff" is the noun. to cut someone off would be "cut off".

>>714567019 (OP)
Do americans really? In Europe they just tell you to fuck off.

>>714567019 (OP)
I am no drunkard normalfaggot club-goer, what's this mean?

>>714567184
They literally explain how on the card, dummy.

>mfw I’ve been cut off many times, asked to leave many times, and banned from bars a couple of times
Good thing I stopped drinking.

>>714567371
it's basically their way of silently telling you that you've had enough for the night.

>>714567019 (OP)
>please leave quietly
wouldn't the typical alcoholic just throw a tantrum, throw up, and you end up having to call the cops anyway?

>>714567371
There's a common club game called balls on the bar. Everyone gets drunk to the point they can't feel their balls, and then sit leaning forward so that they dangle beneath the stool. Participants then have to pick a random number between 1 and 100. If you guess the wrong number, the bartender quietly sneaks behind you and cuts your balls off. They hand you the card after.

>>714567235
>>714567253
seems like being a German grammar nazi pays off

>>714567410
alcohol making aggressive is mostly a meme propagated by sobertards
those are the exception and most people are still pretty reasonable and chill and quite capable even after a considerable amount of alcohol

>>714567497
do they not give you your balls back after? No souvenir bag or nothing?

>>714567410
>some alcoholics would react badly to it, so lets skip this step and make sure ALL of them do!

>>714567371
A bartender's job is managing the scene at the establishment as much as serving drinks. Having someone get visibly drunk is a huge liability, they disrupt other guests, get aggressive, and the bar may be liable if they get a customer drunk then they drive and kill someone. The bartender has the final say on if someone gets served alcohol or not. They can quietly tell you that you've had enough and if you want a taxi called, or get you thrown out.

>>714567371
Its the soi version of telling a customer he is too drunk and should fuck off.

[Glass him]

>>714567671
I should have mentioned that drinks are free. The bar makes their money back by selling the severed testicles to research institutes.

>>714567629
I used to take Wellbutrin back when I was a severe drunk and the increase in norepinephrine would sometimes make my aggression/rage uncontrollable. Got in a lot of trouble during that time frame until I got sober and off of Wellbutrin.

>>714567629
Nah but it depends on the person
I become super chill when drunk but some people do get aggressive from it

>>714567019 (OP)
glass someone.

>>714567629
Alcohol is an inhibition remover and judgement impairment, it'll make you do thing you wanted to do already but kept suppressed. It may make you start hitting on women without fear, or punch someone for the slightest provocatio.

>>714567712
>>714567843
How should i have fucking known?!?

>>714567019 (OP)
What the fuck is wrong with me, I thought that glass in the top left was a boglin puppet staring down.

>>714567365
Is he like drunk or wtf is happening

>>714567928
>boglin puppet
I have never heard of this but I can kinda see it

>>714567876
Replace the word glass with brick and think is there any other way that could be interpreted except for the very obvious one.

>>714567712
People getting shocked by that will never not be funny.

>>714567184
i put down my own card and snap my fingers on steady interval

>>714567184
>I'm too fucking drunk to read this

>>714568058
[Glass Him]

>>714568058
>inventing your own cocktail and expecting the guy at the bar to just make it
bartender can invent their own price in that case

>>714567974
There could be any number of reasons for it. For me, it was that one of the barkeeps really didn’t like me for some reason, so anytime I made the mistake of interacting with her, she’d tell the other barkeeps to cut me off or have the bouncer escort me out.

Then again, I think I was pretty bothersome when I was at the bar. I’d usually get pretty shitfaced and try striking up conversations with random people who usually didn’t want to be bothered by some drunk idiot lmao. Fuck.

>>714567981
Glass him = offer him a drink
The only reasonable explanation in that situation.

>the only reason to go to a bar and drink is to get drunk
>if you get drunk you get thrown out
someone explain this to me?

>>714568213
tbf anon, the term is only common in bong land.

>>714568197
>really didn’t like me for some reason
> I’d usually get pretty shitfaced and try striking up conversations with random people who usually didn’t want to be bothered by some drunk idiot

>>714567981
You sell him a brick of cocaine?

>>714568127
They expect to be tipped and can't even do anything they haven't already memorized and done a thousand times before?

>>714568123
Bottle*

>>714568285
You really think some dweeb with a calling card for his drink of choice is going to tip? lol

>>714567791
I hope you are okay now, Anon.

>>714568240
You drink to get a buzz, if you're getting actually drunk you should be cutoff.

>>714568240
A bar isn't for gettting shitfaced, go to a pub for that.
Bars are for buying overpriced meme drinks and having calm conversations with your buddy or with the barman.

>>714568270
The way I saw it, that’s what the bar was for— lonely drunken fucks like me finding other lost souls to commiserate with.

As you can imagine, I definitely didn’t fit in over there.

>>714567326
I've read a couple mangas where this could be a nice touch

>>714568393
>A bar isn't for gettting shitfaced, go to a pub for that.
wasnt it the other way in the past? pubs offer food so the alcohol shouldnt be as effective there when you got belly full of scran.

>>714567629
>alcohol making aggressive is mostly a meme propagated by sobertards
It's a meme propagated by aggressivetards who don't want to take responsibility for being aggressive retards.
The first time I drank, I was blackout drunk by midnight and the next day my friends said "Oh it was cool bro, you got all lovey-dovey and started telling everyone how much you love them."

>>714568240
Yeah, I never really understood it either. I guess it’s a lot less of a problem if you have someone with you or you live within walking distance.

>>714567019 (OP)
I don't even get this retarded card, if you're shitfaced enough for the bartender to want to kick you out there's no way you will be able to read this. If you are able to read it you're not drunk enough for the bartender to be kicking you out

>>714567184
Uno reverse card I keep in my wallet.

>>714568485
i bet you did but the word "reading" isnt quite it for such mangas right?

>>714568521
People are talking as if Bars are all the same, but they are very different from eachother.
Low Class bars are like you mentioned, others expect you to dress and behave like a adult.
You want to get shitfaced at a bar? Go to one in a cheap hotel.

>>714568240
There's a difference between drunk and belligerently drunk. The latter will get you cut off

>>714567408
i've gotten blind drunk at the bar with friends a bunch of times and never gotten cut off, usually try (and succeed) to get the bartender drunk too as the bar empties out
only time i ever got "cut off" was at a party, my friend's gf told me to stop drinking because she was worried i had drank so much i was going to have alcohol poisoning so she took my drink away and called me a cab, i think she was also seething because i turned down two of her friends (which tbf i was so drunk that i wasn't really thinking about it, if i was sober i would have taken those 4/10 frenchies to pound town hardcore)

>>714568549
Unfortunately, that’s their call. There is absolutely no way you can argue your way out if it without things escalating very quickly. The fact that you’re drunk and they aren’t automatically means that anything you have to say is null and void no matter if the argument is sound.

>>714568617
I try really hard to keep up with the plot until the scenes get too hot

>>714568501
>It's a meme bro
My city as a one street with all the bars and shit
Constant fights and shit police have a permanent presence past 6pm

>>714568265
and colonies of bong land- like australia and... oh, the US of A!

I used to work at a bar, if someone orders water no ice we would cut them off after one drink.

>>714568624
>low class bars
That’s the kind of place that I would frequent because it was *relatively* close to home and seedy enough that I thought people wouldn’t get butthurt by a little banter. Turns out a lot of really sensitive people frequented that place.

>>714568678
>city
Sounds to me like 13% of the drunks are causing 100% of the fights.

>>714568874
>can't stop thinking about niggers
I have American fatigue

>>714567712
[Comfort Her]

>>714567184
Smash the glass on the bartender's face then punch the nearest guy
Let the bar brawl commence

>>714568501
The situation you’re describing in which you were in the company of close friends and awake just long enough to get to sleep before the major depression kicked in doesn’t make you some kind of special snowflake, anon. There’s a reason alcoholism destroys people’s lives, starting with their reputations.

>>714568886
You've got halaler problems to worry about.

>>714568240
it's like going to a gaming bar/internet cafe in the 90s/00s. if you play nothing but flash games at full volume they will ask you to leave.

>>714567019 (OP)
Is this an american thing? I've never heard of this shit before.
Isn't it illegal to deny service anyway, I can claim to be a homosexual and sue them from discrimination.

>>714568660
No being their call is fair enough and I would never argue if a bartender or a bouncer tells me to leave. I just think the concept of giving them the card is retarded.

you really cant even throw drunks out of bars these days
has this entire world gone pussy

>>714569084
>Isn't it illegal to deny service anyway
not with alcohol as irresponsible serving of alcohol puts others in danger

>>714568364
Thanks, I really am. It’s only been a few months since I quit drinking and the memories of all the horrible things I did still haunt me pretty aggressively, but things have improved so significantly since then that I don’t miss being a drunk in even the least bit. This past year was filled with pretty much nothing but regrets.

>>714569084
>Isn't it illegal to deny service anyway
Depends on the country. I can refuse to serve anyone at my store for any reason and demand they exit the property.

>>714567184
Glass him

>>714568423
>The way I saw it, that’s what the bar was for— lonely drunken fucks like me finding other lost souls to commiserate with.
this is why drinking in public is miserable, fucking idiots like this.

>>714569084
>drunk guy in the bar threatens to sue them for cutting him off
Pretty effective way to get them to call the cops to come escort you home.

>>714567326
The card from summer of '92

>>714569253
the drunken random encounters are the best part about it, youre just a bitch

>>714569253
Why the fuck would you drink in public if you didn’t want to socialize? Just stay home if you’re going to be such a Scrooge McDuck, faggot.

>>714569005
>There’s a reason alcoholism destroys people’s lives, starting with their reputations.
I've been an alcoholic for 10 years, most of them drinking in bars wherein the tenders eventually started giving me free drinks for being a good regular.
just git good (literally)

>>714569379
how can one afford being a regular at a bar

>>714569089
Why? As someone who’s been in that situation multiple times before, them having a subtle way to do it would be much appreciated. Being told to leave is embarrassing, especially if you don’t realize that you’re being a nuisance.

>>714567981
And yet "icing" someone means handing them a drink, not throwing ice at them.

>>714568240
>drinking is for getting drunk
retard

>>714568127
>bartender can invent their own price in that case
yeah that's how it works
only exceptions are if the bar has a set custom drink price (which is usually very high) or a no customs policy

>>714569429
Nearly any full-time job, my son.

>>714567019 (OP)
Imagine getting drunk at a bar.
Get drinks at your place and have your friends/roommates over. If you're up for it, invite friends and make it into a house party. That's the best way to socialize with alcohol. Once you get wasted or just tired, you can just go to your room and pass out.
>t. frat boy

>>714569379
For me, it’s been 15. There were plenty of nights that felt like I was everyone’s best friend there. And there were nights that got so disastrously out of control that I ended up getting tackled by the bouncer. That’s just how drinking is, especially if you’ve got the “allergy” like I do.

>>714569473
I have only heard "ice him" from mobsters ordering a hit, never heard "icing"

>>714569598
Do you unironically just spend your entire paycheck there?

>>714569293
>implying the cops will show up

>>714569620
The animetranny picture already clued us in you don't need to specifiy you took it up the ass.

>>714569562
This is why I had to quit. The idea of drinking for any reason besides getting drunk is utter nonsense to me. When I start drinking, I experience pain and cravings if I stop. There is no reason for me to consume alcohol except to become comfortably numb.

>>714568240
>hurr durrrr

>>714568240
They've got your money now you're a liability and if you trash shit up or vomit and piss everywhere it'll cost them.

>>714569449
why is it weird? The people I'm drinking with are gonna realise I got handed a card and will ask about it, I wouldn't feel embarassed to tell my friends the bartender kicked me out anyway, they would probably just think it's funny. And strangers on other tables are not gonna be able to hear the bartender telling me to leave, unless I've already made a huge scene and everyone is staring at me. Although by that point I would have already embarrassed myself anyway.

>>714569620
>tranime faggote explains the world
my favorite posts

>>714569742
It's not like in the movies.

>>714569429
Credit cards, son

>>714569860
don't talk logic to newfags. they don't even know this is an anime site

for me its, its nestling in the corner of a dusty old boomer pub and reading a book with a pint

>>714569620
>guy who paid to have friends is giving people advice he thinks is practical
Stay in your lane, anon. Us geeds don’t have the luxury of a place to trash and a list of peons at our beck and call.

>>714568240
its getting TOO drunk and being an asshole

>>714569620
>I CUT MY COCK OFF, NOW GIVE ME ATTENTION! I'M A WOMAN NOW

>>714569779
I guess I’m thinking of it within the context of being at a bar by myself. I’m pretty sure that’s when they’d hand someone that card. It’s a lot harder to cut off someone who is with a larger group.

>>714568939
if a bar is faggy enough to tell you're cut off via card chances are the only ass getting kicked is your own.

>>714567184
Why would you be mad? He cares about your wellbeing.

>>714567326
I wish I had that comic on me where this fat bastard saves a girl by stopping time

>>714569238
OI CUNT

>>714567326
A CLASSY MOVE

>>714569620
Sextoko...

>>714570214
I mean if you're by yourself nobody is gonna hear the bartender asking you to leave. Even then if a bartender walks up to someones table and the person leaves soon after I'd just assume the guy got asked to buy another drink or leave cause he's been there for a long time without buying something. If I see the bartender hand someone a card I would be more likely to think the guy was being disruptive.

>>714567409
>>714567497
>>714567696
>>714567704
Clearly replying to a child. Is 4chan finally cooked?

>>714569084
>Isn't it illegal to deny service anyway
Only if there's no susbtantial reason for it.
Refusing service because you're gay or black is illegal, doing so because you're getting a bit violent is fair game.
Given that a bar owner makes money by offering you a service, denying it is often done for a good reason. That's why you rarely see court cases of people fighting because they were thrown out of a bar, because either people aknowledges it and leaves or elevate the situation until polcie gets involved and at that point there's no excuses to make.

>>714570372
I would do this if I could stop time, but don't blame me if the saved girls holes are dripping with semen afterwards.

>>714569084
>>714569218
>>714570573
The trick is to start recording, and order non-alcoholic drinks. If they still refuse you know they're being discriminatory. Especially since anyone drunk enough to be reasonably cut off would be able to fucking read that card.

>>714567629
>retards who can't handle their drinks give drunk drivers a bad name, I drive while hammered all the time and I've never ploughed through a crowd of people at a bus station

>>714570792
I highly doubt you'd be refused service if you order non-alcoholic drinks . the whole point is to avoid getting you more drunk, as long as this middle ground can be reached, both sides would be fine with it.
But usually they're not, as the client still demands more alcohol.

>>714569084
>Isn't it illegal to deny service anyway
No, unless it's for an illegal reason, like discrimination. No private business is obligated to serve you.

>>714567184
go to the bar across the street

What's the point of going to bars?
>expensive
>loud
>overcrowded with normies
>lots of rules
Meanwhile I can stay at home and do whatever for a fraction of price.
>muh socializing
1. It's all normies
2. Most people just sit in their own bubbles with their friends, nobody wants a random stranger to approach them "oi mate let's be best friends"

>>714570372
Where is he from anyway?

>>714567791
>weird synthetic drug causes trouble
I think I'm nooticing again

>>714567019 (OP)
>>714567326
Impressive. Very nice. Lets see paul allens

>>714571082
bars are not overcrowded with normies lmao, people are drinking less and less.

>>714570792
you do know they keep track of what youre drinking right

>>714571082
Uusually you go to a bar with someone.
People that goes alone are the ones that indeed become the bottom of the barrel if they aren't already.

>>714571286
>People that goes alone are the ones that indeed become the bottom of the barrel if they aren't already.
ehhh youre being a little too harsh i think, going to a bar alone is extremely normal, it's a social area, people go there to meet new people or make new friends or to just hang out and chat with strangers.

>>714571286
people who are really bottom of the barrel just drink alone at home or on the street because it's more cost effective
if they're at least going to the bar to get wasted at least there's some tiny sliver of hope left

>>714567019 (OP)
What are those hexagonal chips for?

>>714567408
what do you even do to get cut off?
>>714567184
that's the thing, I don't even understand the context. if I'm being a drunk retard, I suppose I'll respond like a drunk retard

>>714571431
>what do you even do to get cut off?
See: >>714571248

>>714571423
anon, that is an italian american club, they are called fries

>>714567629
>sobertards
Wtf is a sobertard?

You can lower the level of drunkeness with cocaine.

>>714571383
And if you do that, then you eventually stop going alone, or you aren't alone all the time. You're not the type of guy I'm talking about, unless you keep failing at it and sit there dirnking until the waitress hands you the card.

>>714571413
Nah, plenty of lonely ppeople go to bars due the resons other anon said, but if they're fuckups or loners then they still have a bad time and end up drunk. All bars have those usual clients who come, drink until they can barely walk and leave, and who's best friend there is the bar owner.
Sometimes they're just a local dude that comes and goes, sometimes they're the ones that get too drunk.
But at the end of the day, if you check all the people that usually goes alone at bars, msot will lean on the loner, dangerous or dunktard side than the well adjusted one.

>>714567629
alchool just makes me sleepy and sad

>>714571562
Why would you want to do that?

>>714567019 (OP)
I’d run down the bar with my arm out stretched and knockout everything on the bar before leaving

>>714567629
i just start talking a lot when i'm incredibly drunk, i guess thats just a byproduct of holding my autism back

>>714570957
>>714571265
I'm being generous and assuming the card wasn't given for getting ass blasted drunk. Realistically they just don't like you. The type of person to give you that card is the same type of cuck who thinks everyone will bend to their social violence (and most people do because they don't know better).
See >>714571248

>>714571595
>You're not the type of guy I'm talking about
i'm not the type of guy cause i rarely ever goto bars lol, i much prefer being in my own home or at someones else's place being loud retards or walking around at night when drinking with friends.

>>714569293
yay for free drive back home

>>714567019 (OP)
Bartenders have a responsibility to cut you off if you are too obviously drunk and being a retard

>>714567019 (OP)
i would get really mad if someone handed me that card and no I am not a nigger. it could have been worded better. at least write that I am too drunk to get more drinks - this would just confuse me.

>>714571627
Because you want the right level of drunkeness. Too much is bad.

>>714571082
>nobody wants a random stranger to approach them "oi mate let's be best friends"
You'd be surprised, my dad's a real extrovert and loves chatting up strangers. At the bar, restaurants, everywhere. I usually don't approach people like that myself but some alcohol in you helps if you're awkward and people love talking about themselves. It's how he met his current girlfriend actually, they just got talking at our usual Chinese restaurant.

>>714568393
A pub is a restaurant but won't serve you anything if you don't have ID. A bar won't even card you if you don't order alcohol.