Thread 714573668

6 million sold in the first month.
Shortages expected due to demand.
Hope you bought a Switch 2 when you had the chance.

>>714573668 (OP)
>outside blogger said a thing to get paid
>OP thinks this is worth making a thread on

>>714573668 (OP)
Every gwal-mar from Monterey to Chihuahua has full shelves of switch 2. Jajaja no on wants it gringo

It has no games I care about

>>714573668 (OP)
Hmm.. I don't know, that number sounds a little high...

>>714573927
You spics cant even afford food now that you cant leech off america anymore.

>>714573668 (OP)
I'll buy the Switch "Slim" with a shrunken SoC, lower weight, better battery life and an OLED display in a few years for half the price.

Thanks for beta testing, nerds!

>>714573668 (OP)
Remind me, what's the price in EU vs US due to all the tariffs.

>>714573668 (OP)
>6 million
sure thing kike

>>714574015
I literally know no one who bought it

>>714574018
Mexico didn't chimp out like Canada so they're exploring reducing the non-trade-agreement goods tariffs rate (only affecting less than half of US-Mexico trade currently anyway).

>>714574220
umm it stays in the dock none of those things matter

>onegame 2

I think I'll be ok. Maybe by fall 2026, it'll have 4 games instead of 1.

>>714574271
All the consoles were manufactured and shipped before any tariffs.

The only possible reason to get one now is to just get it and just never open it in case hacks are discovered for earlier firmwares. This is what happened with the first Switch.

>>714573668 (OP)
>sold nearly half of Wii U's life time sales in just a month
b-but our shitposting spam, Sonysistas... it was all for nothing...

bought it at launch. 6 hours in mkw. thats it.
easily my least used nintendo hardware to date.

>>714574334
Same lol and I convinced 2 cowirks to get steam decks instead

The PS4 also broke record sales in it's first few months.

the snoys are coming out of the woodwork with this one.

>>714574586
>>714574485

Cope

Macaco bros...

>>714574490
I just bought it so I could play Bayonetta 2 without it running like ass.
Money well spent.

>>714573668 (OP)
20 million first year would be unprecedented.
Other consoles struggled to hit that in their peak year

>>714574628
That's what snoy trannies will need to do for another 8 years, grim...

Fellow Snoy sisters, check the Discord for our next cope!

>>714574220
>better, more expensive parts
>half the price
The most tech literate PCfag

>>714574708
>Bayonetta 2
Do you mean 3, you retard? 2 already ran perfectly on the Switch 1.

>>714574545
And Switch 2 is beating PS4 records, what's your point.
PS4 also sold 118 million. Is that supposed to be a bad result for Switch 2?

>>714573668 (OP)
Eric's 9/11

6 million? In a month? That can't be possible.

>>714574818
Nah 3 sucks and 2 absolutely had framerate dumps to the mid 40's in certain areas. I mean it was better than the Wii U version but still annoying.

>>714573668 (OP)
>Nintendo targets 12 million units in the fiscal years.
>Sells 6 million in the first month

I spent all day today going from store to store in my city to get one, but they are all sold out. Since /v/ keeps telling me that shelves are full of them and nobody wants one, maybe one of you can point me to a store in Ulm, Germany, that has one in stock right now, ready for me to pick up. Thanks bros

>>714574801
>what is 3DS?

>>714575109
It sold 3.5 million in four DAYS, its very possible.

>>714574015
with nintendo's limited amount of ovens?

6 million? This is a hate crime

>>714575231
You mean New Nintendo 3DS that wasn't half the price of 3DS?

>>714575186
I think you Germans have more important things to worry about, like foid politicians flooding your country with ever-increasing amounts of brown skins.

>>714575443
anglo cucks and yanks are currently importing millions of jeets to replace white people in high paying jobs in their countries right now

>>714575443
Retarded deflection, where's my Switch 2? The store shelves should be overflowing with them, after all they're huge commercial flops, aren't they?

how many lotteries are they up to now in japan for this thing? 5th? 6th? it's fucking nuts

>>714575443
What major country other than China isn't flooding itself with shitskins? Even Russia does it

>>714573668 (OP)
fomo marketing fuck Nintenjeets

>>714573668 (OP)
In ONE MONTH??? Bit unbelievable if you ask me.

>>714575879
You lost ;)

>>714574220
I just skipped on buying any Switch revision for the last 8 years and got a 2 so I can play Switch 1 games with better performance. I'll grab either the final Switch 2 revision or the Switch 3 and sell the OG in another ~ 8 years.

Being patient paid off.

>>714573668 (OP)
No, it has 0 games I'm interested in

Switch sales are 100% constrained by manufacturing capacity, rather than demand. Every single unit manufactured this year will most likely be sold be the end of the year.

>>714573668 (OP)
That's a lot of beta testers

>>714573838
>nintendo paying shills
Cope

>>714574220
>half the price.
Nothing happening

>>714574015
Nintendo what Hitler didn't.

>>714573668 (OP)
Nah I bought a Steam Deck OLED instead. I might buy the Switch OLED when it comes out in a few years.

Eric got shoahed

>>714577365
Cope
There are warehouses filling up with unsold units as we speak, Nintendo miscalculated when they assumed consumers would go from LCD to OLED and then back to LCD. Couple that with their retarded keycards, they're active sabotage of third party docking stations, they're bricking killswitch that now led to regulatory actions in brazil, they're thermal issues and the Switch 2 is DOA. I wouldn't be surprised if they fire half of the staff responsible for this shit and push out a Switch 2.5, named Switch 2+ or some shit like that, next year with fixed thermals and a new screen. As it stands, Nintendo needs to do something or they're gonna head towards some major financial losses.

>>714573668 (OP)
There's no doubt that it's doing well, but
>analyst predictions
Lol, le mayo even.

How does /v/ always manage to be wrong about videogames?

>>714578394
I know what you mean but when people said it sold 3.5m in 4 days everyone laughed too until multiple outlets and then Nintendo themselves mentioned it.

Putting the grim state of this no games launch aside, only a complete retard buys first revision of a handheld, especially Nintendo's.

>>714578390
but enough of your deranged fantasy

only a complete genius buys first revision of a handheld, especially Nintendo's.

>>714578625
The Switch 2 absolutely has huge thermal and screen issues. I didn't even mention the abysmal battery life, which is worse than the OG Switch
https://www.tomshardware.com/video-games/handheld-gaming/nintendo-switch-2-units-allegedly-overheating-users-report-issues-while-playing-cyberpunk-2077-and-less-power-hungry-games
https://www.eurogamer.net/as-much-as-it-pains-me-to-say-it-the-switch-2s-short-battery-life-is-a-real-bummer

>>714578650
Yeah, good luck holding on to that 2002 LCD 30 minutes battery pile of shit while entrypoints, if any, get revealed and released for current hardware. That thing was documented and published by Nvidia itself by the way, never happening again.

>>714578394
"Predictions" for the entire year.
"Estimates" based on data the analysts have access to

>>714578763
>>714578796
Love your meltdown. Keep it up. You are going to tortanic it soon

>>714578919
The adults are talking, floss away now.

>>714578650
I hope lightning hits twice

>>714578919
I'm merely calmly stating facts?
The Switch 2 has tons of horrendous issues and isn't selling, I'm sorry you're too much of a Consooomer to realise that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mL2GivJuCl8

>>714578763
And all the things you mention the average consumer is oblivious too.

>>714578978
>floss away now
what?

>>714574774
>That's what snoy trannies will need to do for another 8 years, grim...

But they tried everything. Having journalists speaking out against it, influencers lying about not buying it. Digital Foundary calling the screen slow. Hell even Geoff Keighley parroted the $90 games lie. Why won't it stop selling?

>>714579032
Minor issues, you mean.
>isn't selling
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>714578919
You lost lol

>>714578763
The Switch 2 battery is between 2-6 hours which is on par with everything else with a battery.

You can buy a $2000 state of the art gaming laptop and the battery will last you 2.5 hours, without even running a game.

Or you can play on your $1000 phone and the battery will be dead in 20 minutes if it doesn't burst into flames first.

The schizo cope and seething hatred of Switch 2 is at Chernobyl levels.

>>714579195
>Portable Console with a worse screen than it's own predecessor, worse battery life, huge thermal issues, no games at launch, inbuilt killswitch by a company that will brick your system if you don't use their official docking stations or say mean worse about them online
>Minor issues
What would be a major issue? The CEO of Nintendo coming to your house and killing you in your sleep if you don't buy at least one game a month?

>>714579286
6 milly in a month, nigga ;-)

>>714579381
>inbuilt killswitch
Perhaps stop fearmongering and you'll get your head out of your ass.

>>714579381
None of that is true. What's your next cope going to be?

>>714579032
>isn't selling
You are mentally ill holy shit LMAO

>muh sales
>muh sales
>muh sales
Do you own stocks you fucking retard?

>>714579381
don't forget that it doesn't come with a dock and has 90 dollar games

>>714578650
This, hacklets just wouldn't get it.

>>714578919
As the ps5 melts down, so do their users

>>714579367
Literally worse then every Switch that came before

Another humiliation ritual

>>714579482
Yes, I have stocks in your tears, and right now it's getting big numbers

>>714579482
He doesn't have any games to play and he spent all his money on that garbage so what else can he justify it with

>>714573668 (OP)
That's not very much, is it.

>>714579381
>Portable Console with a better screen than it's own predecessor, on par battery life while delivering generational leap in performance, thermal issues reported by 5 out of 6 million people, more games at launch then the competition and new game releases every month, inbuilt killswitch by a company that will brick your system if you try to steal, shit it made up in my sick, deranged mind
FTFY
The fact you had to lie only highlights you don't consider the ACTUAL issues to be major.

>>714573668 (OP)
Is that shit even selling outside of tendieland? I hear no one talking about that turd

>>714579607
>3 hours totk on v1 switch
As someone who put 200 hours into that game only playing on handheld mode with an original model switch I can tell you I never had a three hour session

>>714579607
>>714579607
Nigga I own an OLED Switch, there is no way TotK ran for 6 fucking hours lmao

Also, there's no "medium settings" on an Switch system.

Is this how you cope? Drawing up fake graphs for comfort? XDD

>>714574220
I keep forgetting that the Switch has been on the market for over 8 years. These 15-16 year olds are now in their mid 20s. Unreal how time flies.

>>714579482
>muh flop
>muh flop
>muh flop
Shouldn't have shat on the floor if you didn't want to get your face rubbed into it, faggot.

>>714579729
More then any other console in history by over 2 million.

>>714579887
Don't put words in my mouth, I never said it wouldn't sell, because banking on Disney adults is a foolproof strategy.

>>714579469
>Worse Screen
https://www.techpowerup.com/338352/nintendo-switch-2-slammed-for-poor-display-120-hz-with-30-fps-response-times
>Worse Battery Life
https://www.eurogamer.net/nintendo-switch-2-battery-life-revealed
>Thermal issues
https://www.tomshardware.com/video-games/handheld-gaming/nintendo-switch-2-units-allegedly-overheating-users-report-issues-while-playing-cyberpunk-2077-and-less-power-hungry-games
>No games at launch
Name the Switch 2 exclusives that are available now and will sell this console
>Inbuilt killswitch
https://www.techradar.com/gaming/nintendo-now-says-it-can-disable-your-switch-or-potentially-even-your-new-switch-2-if-you-dont-follow-its-user-agreement
>No third party docking
https://www.theverge.com/report/695915/switch-2-usb-c-third-party-docks-dont-work-authentication-encryption
Everything I said is true you corporate cuckhold

>>714579780
>I hear no one talking about that turd
There's nothing to say. It has no games. It's the pro version of a console that hasnt had a game released for it in 3 years.

>>714579510
>no dock included
>90 dollar games
Retard

>>714573668 (OP)
they've clearly connected with their core audience but i think growth might be tough. i fully planned on getting a switch 2 after skipping wii u and s1, but the value just isn't there currently...jumping in and building a library would be a small fortune. really wish they'd do what sony did at ps5 launch by offering a core catalogue of 20ish games for free to make up for a lackluster launch lineup.
instead it seems like nintendo wants to nickel and dime their own customer base by making it hard to even share games between multiple consoles etc--something i've literally never had to think about with playstation. if i've bought a game, i can just download it and play it on any of my consoles. very weird.

>>714579956
These are clickbait bullshit just for people like you, because it's exactly what you want. And you fell for it. You're their target audience.

>>714580105
>jumping in and building a library would be a small fortune
Literally just emulate or grab a V1 switch for $150

>>714574271
It's still $450 in the US. God bless Amerca.

>>714576898
>didn't get a first gen Switch 1 to homebrew it and play everything for free on it
ngmi

>>714580006
>Falseflag samefag

>>714580221
>hiding the ghosting
So dishonest. Reminds me of when you mentally ill tendies were clapping at the ambassador GBA games despite them looking ungodly

>>714580226
>Literally just emulate or grab a V1 switch for $150
Don't forget the modchip

>>714580221
>objective measurements are clickbait
"eyes can't see above 30fps" drivel

>>714580221
>All these articles by tech outlets with hard data that show worse response times and battery life are...LE CLICKBAIT
How can you sit down with Nintendos cock lodged so far up your ass?

>>714580382
V1 doesn't need a modchip retard
Or maybe some do, I don't know

>>714579956
>Screen better by order of magnitude in every way, but one insignificant metric means it's worse
Retard
>Slightly worse battery life while offering generational leap in performance at the same thickness is bad
Retard
>6 whole people out of 6 million reported thermal issues
Retard
>Mario Kart World, the sequel to the biggest Switch exclusive which sold 70 million units won't sell the console (in a thread about it selling 6 million units in a month)
Retard
>If I try to pirate my Switch 2 will get bricked like PS and Xbox :-(
Retard
>Shitty chinesium docks that fry your console are blocked! BTW, I lied about 3rd party docks bricking the console :)
Retard
>cuckhold
Good morning, sir!

>>714578394
Predictions are based on patterns. In this case, it's estimated that it sold 6 million in one month, which gives plenty of foresight of trajectories. And everyone knows that the holiday season is where the most significant sales boosts are done throughout the year. So yes, this prediction is very credible.

>>714580409
>>714580426
Here's DF's actual review btw, have fun coping and shitting yourself.

>>714580482
>V1 doesn't need a modchip retard
Gl getting a softmoddable switch for $150

>>714580304
???

>>714580501
Wtf I love games journalism now

>>714579938
You can't say children because that's the PS5 audience.

>>714580501
DELETE THIS!

>>714580501
How does the mandatory cocksucking to get future access debunk the measurements though?

>>714580575
Worked on my local CEX ;)
Just ask if you can check the serial codes because you want the "better battery life" models https://ismyswitchpatched.com/

>>714580501
What did the paragraph before that say lil bro? Something about the LCD screen having no overdrive?
Also
>Improved resolution
Nobody denies that, we're talking about ghosting and input lag you dishonest faggot. As seen here >>714579956 the Switch 2 has abysmal response times

>>714580641
After the Switch 2 smear campaign DF had before launch, them admitting it's actually good caries some weight.

>>714580501
>Not a single actual metric mentioned
>It just FEELS better
Being a professional journalist really makes you feel like you're Spiderman

>>714579780
>>714579986
LMFAO THE COPE

you snoyfags will die in the upcoming years of Nintendomination

Why are the tendies so uppity about the screen being fucking dogshit? Once the OLED model gets announced, you'll start shitting on the screen anyway, so why not start shitting on it now?

>>714580501
I agree with their assessment, Switch 2 has a very bright future

>>714580729
>we're talking about ghosting and input lag you dishonest faggot.
No. You said it's worse as a whole while ignoring the 20 metrics in destroys Switch 1 screen, you dishonest faggot.

The concept of "miracle ports" is so fucking funny.
For some reason the bing bing wahoo overpriced tablets just NEED to be graded on a curve.

>>714580714
well, considering the test that was used needs a web browser to work and the S2 doesn't have one of those. I'm going to say who cares?

>>714580772
>$700 console outperforms last gen console with a current price of around $300 in docked mode
I sure as shit hope so, what is this supposed to prove?

>>714580841
Snoy's aren't ooking forward to sleeping in the bed they made...again.

>>714580948
It doesn't even do that, look up a video recording instead of a still frame and the framerate is terrible, even compared to the abandoned PS4/XBone versions. Not to mention the cut NPC density.

>>714580948
>$700 console
You can't even keep yourself from lying in the first word in your sentence.

>>714580948
Tendies are just insanely dishonest. Imagine comparing 2013 hardware with 2025 one unironically

>>714580892
You pretend you don't care, yet you're utterly threatened by the tiny little system.

So much so, that you're spending your weekend on 4chan seething about it.

It feels like buying a winter coat in the summer
Better to get it and be prepared for the releases than trying to get one as games actually release and it being out of stock while the entirety of /v/ plays whatever just came out

>>714581047
>Say it's worse
>Prove it's not
>W-W-WHY ARE YOU COMPARING THEM ANYWAY!?
Who's the dishonest one again?

>>714581142
every time a Snoy makes an accusation it's actually a confession.

>>714578390
>this much of delusion

>>714581142
Who are you quoting?

>>714580882
>Performs worse at fast games
>Owners of the OLED model will see it as a downgrade
https://www.techspot.com/article/3006-nintendo-switch-2-display/
>No true HDR
>Blurrier than the Switch 1

Gonna go finish up Chronicles of the Wolf on my Switch, see ya bwos.

>>714581043
Sorry, $615+$50 shipping

>>714581275
See >>714579469
And >>714580221

So much seethe and for what? Because it threatens Sony's MTX revenue cut from 3rd parties?

>>714581415
>Still images of games with no active movement going on when discussing input lag and ghosting

>>714581419
well yeah, if that happens then Playstation is as good as dead.

>>714581360
https://www.nintendo.com/us/gaming-systems/switch-2/
read the part where it says msrp very carefully

>>714581360
it's crazy how much these systems cost these days

>>714581502
You really have nothing huh?

>>714573668 (OP)
I hope I can get one before Kirby releases but man, Sakurai better deliver now that Mario Kart is fucked.

>>714581051
If your standards are so low that butchered 5 year old ports and toddler no difficulty games satisfy you, be glad and purchase stock in the company.

>>714581615
Mario Kart World is amazing.

>>714581619
But enough about the PS5.

>>714581549
Go to your local stores site and post price in Dollars for a Switch 2, RIGHT NOW

>>714581619
Nintendo Derangement Syndrome

>>714581619
You realize the most played games on the PS5 are a combination of PS4 releases, sportsball and children's games right?

>>714581562
>The switch has terrible Blur
>NUH-UH, CHECK OUT THIS STILL IMAGE WITH NO BLUR
>That does nothing for the argument
>Heh, stupid Tendie, you're just seething
But thanks for proving my point, you're the little kid on the right, retarded and underdeveloped in the brain.

>>714581712
okay?

>>714581502
>Still the screen is worse as a whole because of one metric while ignoring, increased size, resolution, brightness, colour accuracy, contrast etc.
>Completely dropped his other imaginary "issues"
lmao

>>714581941
>Better contrast
RUH-ROH
>Our unit had a contrast ratio of 1,068:1, which again is very similar to the Switch 1, which measured in at 1,060:1. This gives the screen a poor black level in line with other IPS LCD screens we've tested.

>>714581867
Nice cartoon bro, hope it helps you sleep at night.

>>714573668 (OP)
>generate artificial scarcity
>people buy into it out of FOMO

business as usual per part of Nintendo.

>>714581419
I imagine Sony is paying MHY billions to keep them from porting their games to Switch 2

>>714582040
Seems better to me bro

>>714582103
To be fair, some of them do it for free like a couple of the guys at Sega.

>>714582040
>>Our unit had a contrast ratio of 1,068:1, which again is very similar to the Switch 1, which measured in at 1,060:1.
So it's better than Switch 1? Thanks for confirmation lmao
Why aren't you fighting so hard over your "3rd party docks are bricking consoles" claim?

>>714582185
It's literally, factually, measurably, the same

/v/ would be a much better place if sales/playercount/metacritic threads resulted in perma ip range bans

>>714582091
>6 million in a month is "artificial scarcity"
The smartest Snoy on /v/ right now

>>714582091
new cope just dropped

>>714582091
So you're telling me the Switch 2 could have sold 70 million in its first year if it were stocked to meet demand?

>>714581502
>input lag
>On a much brighter side, Noodalls also ran tests on some original Nintendo Switch fighters with some big reductions in latency.
>In Guilty Gear Strive, the Switch version ran at a whopping 87.41 ms (5.41 frames) of lag while running on the Switch 2 dropped it to 49.58 ms (3.09 frames).
>Dragon Ball FighterZ saw a similar dip from 69.85 (4.37 frames) on the Switch to 51.30 ms (3.2 frames).
You just can't stop yourself from lying through your teeth, can you?

>>714582245
>It's literally, factually, measurably, the same

It's literally, factually, measurably BIGGER

>>714576898
To be fair if you could manage to wait 8 years that's insane patience most people don't have

>>714581712
Well they're listed at MSRP I got mine for $500 that doesn't mean they have them in stock.

>>714579082
flossing is a zoom zoom tiktok dance

>>714582276
This

>>714582276
Yeah fuck threads being subjects about the game industry. What we need is more disguised off topic threads. Is coffee good for you anon?

>>714574336
You are complaining about a trade agreement your own president made and signed in his first term. You are just as fucking retarded as he is

>>714581858
Good thing I don't own one of those.

>>714575443
>foid

Is this the latest slang for Jews?

>>714581103
That was my thought process, too.

>>714573668 (OP)
what shortages? its rotting on the shelves and nobody's buying

>>714585161
>snoyim delusions

>>714579482
>Do you own stocks you fucking retard?
Not those anons talking about Switch sales, but I hope you are invested anon.

>>714573668 (OP)
>6 million sold in the first month.
a lie as big as the universe

>>714585161
I just went on popfindr and there was only one single switch 2 console left out of 50+ stores within 75 miles of me and i bought it. I don't live anywhere near a large city either.

>>714585571
Let me translate your post into Reality
>it's a lie because I don't want it to be the truth

>>714585773
did you hear that from your grandfather who walked backwards out of gamestop with a switch 2

>>714574334
>I literally know no one who bought it
There are 340 million people in the US alone and the system has sold 6 million units worldwide with maybe 2 million specifically in the US currently. That's less than 1% of the US population that owns a Switch 2 currently, but it's only been out a month. So if Nintendo's projections are correct and they sell approximately 15 million systems in 1 year. Nintendo will have sold a system to like 1-2% of the US population in a year.

>>714578763
>huge thermal
no lol, this thing runs pretty cold in the hands
>screen issues
true, but this is almost certainly solved by a firmware update
>>714579607
>oh no, more demanding games require more demanding batteries
>you're telling me a battery that fits a similar form factor gets less time running these more demanding games?
>>714579482
your first line of criticism is always sales. you people never talk about anything else unless it's clear that the thing is selling like hotcakes
TORtanic ruined this board

>>714586047
The NES made it into a third of US houses. The Switch 2 will never manage that

And still no games, so tendies are begging for PS5 games lol.

I know exactly two people who bought it and one regrets it already. But Nintendo has his money so lolgg I guess. They just want a big title to play, and no Mario kart is not a big title. It’s a side title. Don’t @ me about how many copies of MK8 sold over a full decade.

>>714573668 (OP)
I still plan to get a Switch 2 in 2026, when there are more first party games. I don't care about 3rd party games, as I just play them on PC.
If it gets hacked, I'll get a Switch 2 sooner.

>>714586458
>In the United States, nearly 30 million NES consoles were sold by December 1991.
>The population of the United States in 1990 was 248,709,873
somehow 30 million is 1/3 of 248 million?

>>714579032
>and isn't selling
Its the fastest selling console in human history, your delusion is growing terminal at this point.

>>714586458
If the Switch 2 is just half as successful as the Switch 1 it will still outsell the NES by 13+ million units.

>>714586724
When Nintendo fans say they "want for nothing," that's not what they mean.

>>714586891
Why did the SNES sell worse than the NES? SNES had a way better library than the NES.

>>714586891
Nintendo killed the GBA too soon

>>714586793
How fucking retarded are you? He said HOUSEHOLDS. Populations live in FAMILIES bro.

>>714586724
What are these "ps5 games" you're talking about?

>>714586996
>Why did the SNES sell worse than the NES? SNES had a way better library than the NES.

SNES had competition. NES had a monopoly.

>>714586996
Genesis

>>714579367
>bought a gaming laptop for college
What an idiot.

>>714587021
Psp scared them

>>714586996
SNES had stronger competition in the Genesis and in Japan, the PC Engine.

>>714573668 (OP)
hell no. I might buy one when they release an OLED version
Right now I don't really care

>>714587021
We can only speculate, but there's a chance it would've fared poorly against PSP

Damn that's cool, I'm happy for you bro. I think it's a massive pile of shit though so I don't think I'll buy one or care if I can't.

>>714579469
Lol you got Jewtendo'd!

>>714587136
Me in the very back with a normal laptop running Windows 7

>>714580221
top looks better

>>714587593
how did valve do it?

>>714574220
I love these guys so much

>>714580772
>After the Switch 2 smear campaign
The IPS screen of the switch 2 handles the smear part just fine.

>>714573668 (OP)
OH FUCK. I'VE NEVER GIVEN A SINGLE SHIT ABOUT NINTENDO BEFORE, BUT NOW I HAVE TO GO BUY A SWITCH 2 BEFORE IT'S GONE FOREVER

>>714574220
>half the price.
It'll be $650 minimum

I can't find one anywhere, I didn't think it would be this hard and I want to play DK Bananza on launch... what do, bros?

>>714591310
Should have done what I did and signed up to pre-order on their site in case I couldn't find one around me.

>>714591310
https://www.walmart.com/ip/Nintendo-Switch-2-Mario-Kart-World-Bundle/16422361549?classType=REGULAR&athbdg=L1600
Check Walmart. It's in stock for me at msrp.

>Outsold the entirety of the PC handheld market in a month
kek
I've been hearing for years how they were totally gonna take over Nintendo's market, whatever happened to that? Or are people gonna pretend they weren't saying that like the idiots that call Smash clones "Smash Killers"?

>>714591310
bro, just get an restock app

NOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP BUYING IT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>714592502
It's $718 for me bro, I don't want it that bad.

>>714591310
Did you not sign up for the Nintendo lottery?

>>714594915
that just means it's not in stock near you so they're showing you a third party seller instead

>>714594915
Shows $499 for me.

>>714586891
Ah yes, the famous home console. The game boy advanced

>>714595904
Handhelds are consoles no matter how much you guys push against it

>>714573668 (OP)
Scarcity? I see units everywhere
Not gonna deny it sold a fuckton, but there are no shortages

>>714597083
That just means they are good with restocking

>>714573668 (OP)
Pretty sure these analyst are hacks. Just like OP is a nintendo shill. It didn't sell 6 million.
Switch 2 only sold 3 million because of scalpers. And every single media out there refuse address the elephant in the room. They all refuse to talk about scalpers.

Nintendo is using that 3 million scales figure to boost and promote their console to mask the fact that there's no fucking games at launch. It's not getting much better with only Donkey Kong coming and nothing else announced so far.

You know the hype is shit because Nintendo fanboys only talk about 2 things.
1. 3 million sales, they make these theads so much that it seems they got nothing better to do... ironic for a video game console
2. Recently Mario Kart update is shit

>>714574334
I've never met anyone that's heard of Gran Turismo but that's a wildly popular franchise for decades.

>>714573668 (OP)
When is the next Nintendo financial thing that they show their numbers?

>>714579032
Hopefully you will kill yourself over a tablet

>>714599921
august i think

>>714591310
gamestop had some instore when got exhaused checkcing the usual places online. for like 2 weeks

Yes, but it was through a stroke of sheer luck.

>>714600461
thanks anon

>>714574220
Never going to happen. They will release a handheld only version that is $100 less and an OLED version that is $50 more.

>>714573668 (OP)
You can buy mine OP, then shove it up your fucking ass.
You're very welcome.

>>714573668 (OP)
You mean those 10 videos I made last week saying Nintendo was evil for fixing the random option in Mario Kart was for nothing?
My social credit score is going to suffer for this!

>>714573668 (OP)
>>714574015

>>714601775
Only 10? Pump those numbers up!

>>714573668 (OP)
Only in anticipation of homebrew. I'm patient.

>>714575186
so you don't have a cellphone to call ahead weird

>>714573668 (OP)
>p-please beta test this shitty system from this shitty corporation

>>714573668 (OP)
The Best Buy near me just got a bunch in stock, I'd pick one up but I just don't feel like doing all the transferring

>>714603485
but enough about playstation and the ps5

>>714602239
>it's real
Bro what the actual fuck
https://www.youtube.com/@angryguymwa/videos

>>714602239
Genuine mental illness.

>>714573668 (OP)
I literally had no chance yet.

>>714574545
And it continued to sell extremely well after that. Of coursed it helped that the Wii U and Xbone completely fucked themselves in the ass and the PS4 had a huge library of exclusives*, but still.

>>714573668 (OP)
i still can't believe how surprisingly easy it was to just go to gamestop the day before and purchase for pickup at midnight the line was fucking huge but whatever pocket dimension they had in that closet they had enough to the point where people were coming in at midnight and were still able to get theirs

>>714575162
They originally targeted 15 million but dropped it down because of the prices they wound up going with. They should probably put it back up to that after this turnout.

>>714591310
you should've signed up for the "preorder" queue back when it was up i got mine at gamestop anyways at midnight but they got back to me like a week or 2 after iirc to tell me i could preorder one. I don't know how long down the list they are in their queue system but I'm assuming they're going at a much faster rate than they did when it was first up either way unless you somehow get lucky and you find a store nearby selling it I doubt you're gonna find one in time for dong bananza

>>714593492
>Most people (read: normies) couldn't use a umpc without massive amounts of frustration and the only real marketing you see are online news articles--most outside of a few models can't even be bought at retail
>8 year old Timmy sees a Switch 2 commercial and asks his parents to get him one next time their grocery shopping at Walmart

Umpcs don't give a fuck about Nintendo or it's audience, tendie. It's a niche market.

>all that deck shilling
>all that switch 2 doomposting
and the switch 2 is already getting close to twice as many sales as the steam deck
IN JUST ONE MONTH

>>714579482
>spend years saying it won't sell
>get BTFO
>c-can you guys please stop talking about sales?
kek

>>714594915
Walmart like amazon allows people besides them selves to sell on their website, the ones listed above MSRP are 3rd parties scalping hoping an oblivious parent searches for it on walmart and buys it.

>>714609859
Not your competition. Most deck threads are started by bitter tendies. Valve vs. Nintendo is the most forced console war in history.

>gee a platform with next to know marketing outside of steam users sells less than a company that constantly markets to children and normies
This board is populated by literal idiots.

>>714610098
*next to no

Fucking Christ.

>>714608568
will look better for them if they surpass the new estimate.

>was hoping to wait it out and buy it a few months later when I thought the console wouldn’t sell well and it’d be a 3ds ambassador program scenario
Should I just bite the bullet and buy one already

>>714602239
Who is paying them?

>>714610098
>Most deck threads are started by bitter tendies
*snoys

>>714610098
from the very second the deck was announced steam fanboys were calling it the switch killer, and since then they've been trying hard to shill it and convince everyone to sell their switch (which sold 152 million units so far) and buy a deck (which sold only 4 million units lmao)
don't pick fights you can't win and then demand peace
>with next to know marketing
you can't even speak english

>>714610467
CCP

>>714579482
>Do you own stocks you fucking retard?
Yes. Why wouldn't you own Nintendo stock? It prints money.

the steam deck is the failure valvegans wish the switch 2 was
the switch 2 is the massive success valvegans wish the deck was

Deckies on literal suicide watch with their embarrassment of a machine
>take bargain bin laptop with integrated graphics
>remove keyboard and attach analog stick instead
>decktroons literally eat this up

>>714575443
THEY'RE FLOODING GERMANY WITH AMERICANS ????

>>714610509
They have to shill it and compare it to the Switch in order for it to sell at all. The sales are low as is, but they would be even worse if the “switch killer” thing never happened.

Steam deck is such an odd anomaly because even as a nintendo fan, I gotta admit that it’s pretty cool yet it still somehow gets consistently ignored by most casuals and due to how obnoxious its shills are, hated by tons of non casuals

>>714573668 (OP)
why do you suck off stealth so bad. cuz he sucked you first?

>>714573668 (OP)
I'll buy it when they iron out the kinks.

>>714573668 (OP)
I don't have anything against it. I just can't feel driven to get one until I have some games I'll really invest time into instead of blowing through and leaving the thing an expensive paper weight for months on end.

I'm one of the few who never regretted my Wii U because it was my introduction to Monster Hunter and it gave me dozens of hours of entertainment alone. As for Switch 2? I dunno. I know Mario Kart won't hold me for long. If Donkey Kong is made by the Odyssey devs it will probably be pretty easy to plow through even if it is pretty big.

>>714611125
It runs Linux anon
Memes aside it's okay for geeks like us but normies will never use it

400 million. Check it, report it, sound the alarm, get the town crier, finally some good news

Dogshit ass games though

>>714610384
Sure, if you can afford it then why not.
Even if you end up not liking it, you’ll have no problem trading/selling it.

>>714611125
People who compare the Steam deck and the switch have to be autistic, I don't understand how people can be this fucking retarded. There's a reason why the switch sells like hotcakes, and it certainly isn't graphical fidelity

>>714586047
They really didn't produce a lot of them, they sold out everywhere here long before I thought to look for one. Had to pay an extra $150 to get one off of eBay.

>>714611125
I own both Switch 1 and Steam Deck and Steam Deck is objectively better by every single metric. It just has zero normie appeal.

>>714610509
No one is doing that. Go ahead and post the archive of people begging people tp get rid of their Switch for a deck.
You mutants literally see an OP that says
>I love the deck/It's one of the best things I ever bought/What are you guys playing?
You see OPs like this and somehow twist them into shitposts against Nintendo. Then you go into these exact threads, shill the Switch or just straight up shitpost the deck, and when the posters respond negatively, suddenly they're fanboys or vegans completely ignoring who started the exchange.

You motherfuckers are legitimately deranged and display high-estrogen qualities

>>714611351
they're poorfags getting their first computer and gloating about finally being able to emulate the nintendo games they were never able to afford

>>714573668 (OP)
What demand? they don't even sell it on Amazon

>>714573668 (OP)
Hopefully they release a hardware revision with a better screen before it has enough games to make me wanna get one.

>>714611559
That has literally nothing to do with what that anon said. And the OLED deck is more expensive than the Switch. The Deck shouldn't even be in threads like these because it's not a console and doesn't try to be one.

>>714610098
>gee a platform with next to know marketing outside of steam users
oh so just marketing to a billion users?

>>714579032
>dude sounds like he's about to cry because he has to download something

>>714611760
the deck was literally made to leech on the handheld market the switch popularized so much
and the 4 million losers who bought the deck are the ones who made it's whole marketing become the "switch killer" so now you have to live with that failure being known as the contrarian switch alternative no one wants

Why do jews and liberals hate Nintendo so much?

>>714612156
>The Switch created the handheld market

Forced consolewar--kys

>>714612492
learn to read, then try again. Retard

>>714612492
>2006
Holy zoomer

>>714612601
>the switch POPULARIZED the handheld market
>Gameboy, GBA, AND 3DS don't exist because it helps my narrative.

Forced consolewar. Kys.

This is one of the most “snoys are losing it” threads I have seen in long time

>>714610384
i could see them do some compensation thing for a price drop but i can't imagine them doing anything that's not possibly giving out a 50% coupon or a game voucher

>>714612156
The Switch didn't succeed because it's a competent handheld anon.You know who makes up the vast majority of people buying switches?
Grandmas looking for something to get their nephews or nieces for their birthday. Young women who are interested in gaming and saw Animal Crossing on their pinterest reels. Young families or couples who want something small and cheap to play together. People who live in shared appartments who want a console that allows them to get hammered and then play Mario Kart or Brawl with eight people.
The Switch is specifically designed for people who are kinda into vidya but don't give a fuck about the display refresh rate, they want something that they plug into a wallsocket, pick up, download Mario and just go bing bing wahoo with some friends.
You can talk your mouth off how the Steamdeck has a better display, better battery, is faster, allows emulation, modding, etc, but 90% of the userbase of a Switch don't want or need those things, they want something small and easy to set up and play with friends or family

>>714573668 (OP)
6 million?
While fighting a console war on two fronts?

>>714612867
>realizes his obvious mistake but still doubles down anyway
retard
>Forced consolewar
you started it and now you have to live with your failure being rubbed on your face with no way to stop it
the steam deck will be barely remembered, and even then, the only memory people will have of it is how it was a huge failure attempting to compete against the switch

>6 million
Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bEZQ00OOxY

>>714613156
>all that wall of text to cope with people voting with their wallets
you spent years saying the deck would sell better and now all you have is embarrassment, failure and backpedaling

Applied my screen protector today. Noticed some micro scratches on the normal screen. I don't bother with screen protectors on most of my devices but I think this one needs it.

>>714573668 (OP)
I'll probably get one in 2 or 3 years when it has a good amount of games on it.

>>714613454
the switch 2 already comes with a screen protector so that's what got micro scratches
but it's still good to add another one, the one included is supposed to prevent screen shards from flying everywhere if someone manages to break it

>>714613410
>The Switch is a console for people with healthy active social lifes while the Steamdeck is marketed towards people who own a gaming PC already and have pretty much no usecase for a portable PC
>HAHAHA COPE
Anon, are you okay? I own a switch, the Steamdeck is a retarded concept and anyone who isn't a dedicated tech-tuber could see this

>>714573668 (OP)
I haven't bought one yet because it doesn't have games yet either. I might get one when it gets games.

>>714574220
It'll probably be the reverse. BOTW "enhanced" is retailing for 70 dollars. A 2017 year old game is being sold higher than full price for a 60fps toggle. If anything, this is probably the cheapest the switch 2 will be.

>>714613697
the switch is for people who play video games
the deck is for no one, retarded people just fall for it and then have to come up with excuses to justify their sunken cost

>>714613349
what took you so long

>>714579082
flossing always makes my gums bleed

>>714613902
Great comment, I agree

>muh six gorillion sales
nintendo is the jew's plaything

I win again

>>714614415
The M stands for Mambo number 5 btw :)

>>714613902
That's why you all are in this thread right? Your onegame 2 must be too busy charging for you to play it.

>>714614035
That's a bad sign, anon.

>>714604639
This isn't even clickbait, this is just blatant lying.

>>714614685
deck has been out for 3 years
switch 2 has only been out for a month and it has MILLIONS of more users than the deck, let that sink in
no one wants to play anything on the deck

>>714615058
The Switch 2 is in Walmart. Forced consolewar bullshit.

>>714599462
Saar, do not redeem the sales they are fake saar

>>714615201
>the deck is a failure on purpose
kek

>>714614685
>must be too busy charging
?

>>714613623
It’s not a screen protector, it’s a plastic film to prevent shattered glass from scattering if you drop the device. OLED has it too since it has a glass screen.

>>714613349
Woah, those comments

>>714574339
>Just don't undock it!
Why buy it over a PS5? Genuine question.

Steam Deck is the most reddit vidya hardware ever made

>>714615961
Ironic coming from somewhere me who likes the switch which started the whole basedjack gaping mouth trend. Reddit loves switch

>>714616106
>Reddit loves switch
the switch is the most successful console ever, EVERYONE loves it so you can obviously find people liking it everywhere
the deck is just a failure with 4 million sales, and even it's apologist are saying "it's a niche product" so it can actually be pointed to a single embarrassing demographic

>>714616106
Try typing that again more slowly. I can't parse what you are trying to say.

>>714614685
>one game
HAHAHAHAHAHA, buddy thinks I bought a switch 2 for mayro cart planet.

IDORTS ASSEMBLE

>>714615954
Because it has games.

>>714616106
You're to retarded to see the distinction between a universally beloved product (Switch) and a product that's got a dominant cult following (Steam deck) particular in 4chan and reddit

>>714616106
>which started the whole basedjack gaping mouth trend
That was No Man's Sky.
>Ironic coming from somewhere me who likes the switch
Pardon?

>>714573668 (OP)
I'm glad I got mine. There's gonna be even more demand once the July Direct hits and we see all the new games

>>714591310
>Join the discord can't say the name or link it because scalpers successfully forced 4chan to spam filter it, but you'll know it because they originally formed the discord for 2020 era gpus
>Keep the Switch 2 channel pinned
>Be willing to line up outside a best buy or target when the channel pings you for a restock

>>714574336
>Mexico didn't chimp out like Canada
Have you seen SoCal as of late? They were chimping out so hard the Marines got sent in.

>>714616675
I don't mind waiting until 2026 to buy mine. I'll just buy an open box one off eBay for 20~30 dollars off MSRP, just like I did with OG Switch in 2018.

>>714614939
>time to write script: probably half an hour at most
>actually reading the script aloud
>editing
I am impressed at the amount of effort it takes to keep a consistent schedule of public doomposting. If only such autism was put to good use.

The switch oled costs like 90 dollars to manufacture today btw

>>714620151
did your uncle at the factory tell you that?

>>714619294
I feel like you should aim for a larger discount if you're buying 2nd hand

>>714620250
this, at that point $20-30 is going to place you around msrp before tax i would've just bought it brand new at that price

>>714575186
Just drive to a city near you, it shouldn't be that long of a trip.

>>714613454
I wasn't going to bother with one since after checking my Switch 1 it seemed pristine after all these years but I'm sure if I were to not put one on my Switch 2 it would scratch in no time.

>CONSUUUUUUME: The thread

Do any of you fuckers even like video games? You all sound like drones, and you do that for free. I'm blessed to be able to not give a fuck about some 76 year old's Q4 bonus pay.

>>714622993
of course we do. that's why we are happy when nintendo succeeds. since, you know, they are the only ones releasing games right now.

>>714573668 (OP)
6 MILLIONS?!?!?! IN ONLY 4 WEEKS?!?!? I idk if that math adds up

>>714573668 (OP)
200k sold per day? 8333 sold per hour? 347 per minute? Throughout 4 weeks! With no break! thats too big of a number, i dont buy it, 300-400k at best.
300-400k sold at best.

>6 million
flop. Why not 12?