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What's next for Tomb Raider?

god, i'd raid her womb, if you know what i mean
no, i'm not going to elaborate

I enlarged the picture and kissed my screen where her mouth is.

>>714575631 (OP)
what is it about this face that makes her look like such an absolute degenerate gooner?

>>714575782
BASED

>>714575840
eyebags

>>714575631 (OP)
cum raider

>>714575631 (OP)
I can still make her a mother.

>>714575921
>No makeup
>Signs of being mentally similar to me
>KISSU KISSU
>SLOBBER SLOBBER
>Rip off all her clothes
>Have sex
I absolutely would do it.

>>714575631 (OP)
>What's next for Tomb Raider?
honestly i feel like crystal dynamics will be next up on the chopping block, tomb raider is pretty much dead right now. they did not capitalize on the remasters at all and are still trying to push this nuLara bullshit that nobody cares about and very clearly hate the original character

>>714575631 (OP)
Absolutely gorgeous for her age. My queen.

>>714575631 (OP)
>tattoos
dropped

>>714575840
she cute

>>714576494
>for her age
she looks better than most 20 year olds.

>>714576507
she calls faggets faggets, just like me.

>>714576659
she will burn in hell with troons like you

>>714576814
>You can't get tattoos because... because you just can't okay?!
Why is God so fragile?

>>714576814
>I am the genocidal lord, I will babies and children for no reason. Mutilate the genitals of your children as a covenant. Destroy their sex life forever. Good.

>>714575631 (OP)
>no tattoos
that must be like 10 years old or something

>>714576937
but you can torture children.
That's allowed by "god".
It's only bad when they kill, but even that's okay. Just confess and everything will be forgiven.
You, Epstein, will go to heaven.
You raped chidlren, but I forgive you and forgive you and forgive you again.

>>714575631 (OP)
>turned out to be a miga dispensationlist israel firster
Biggest turn off in history.

>>714576942
Might be better to do what he says

>>714577038
>Make Iran Great Again
I agree.

>>714576942
>I will babies and children
Athetroons aren't sending their best.

Cute trans girls are best girls

>>714577067
I don't do what terrorists demand.

>>714577072
Yeah sure. Do it yourself Aaron.

>>714575631 (OP)
Open world live service game set in India according to the leaks. I wish I was joking.

>>714577081
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Genesis%2018&version=NIV

inb4
>that doesn't count
>there are no children in cities
>uhhhhh
Remember that Christians eat the body of Jesus fucking Christ and drink the blood of Jesus fucking Christ.
Reminder that this sounds quite satanic.
>I eat my savior, what's the problem???

>>714575631 (OP)
>What's next for Tomb Raider?
INDIA

>>714577373
saar
Lara Poop

>>714577038
is this true?

>>714577423
New Lara India has a new poop mechanic
Lara can take a dump every few minutes and enemies get confused and vomit when they smell the shit. That way she can sneak through the battle field.

>>714575782
Your power level far exceeds mine, my friend.

>>714576814
Leviticus 19:28 is part of the ceremonial laws of the Mosaic covenant, which is only relevant to the Torah, and it forbids Jews from having tattoos. It belongs to the same group of laws that also prohibit Jews from eating pork or wearing mixed fabrics.
These laws are completely irrelevant not binding for Christians under the New Covenant instituted by Jesus at the Last Supper.

>>714575631 (OP)
It's funny how many foid grifters there are in the anti-woke sphere that have a gimmick. This chick is the trad christian girl...with tons of tats and a huge bodycount. ThatStarWarsGirl is the le heckin girl who knows about star wars lore and dresses up as a con slut. Chrissie (((Mayr))) is the "funny" one but is really just the anti-woke Amy Schumer. It goes to show that incels with accept any chick that even vaguely pretends to be interested in nerd culture.

>>714577613
she boghted Lara Croft statutues

>>714577613
>This chick is the trad christian girl...with tons of tats and a huge bodycount.
that's how all "trad christian" women are today
they fuck around all their youth and when they realize they got too old for chad they start acting trad and say they are born again virgins or something

>all these niggas discussing women being women

who the fuck cares bro, world would be boring as fuck without them

>>714577613
>there are waman dat arent whores
nopre
better get one that you can fuck 24/7 with no risks because the eggs are gone

>>714577613
she's not pretending, she's genuinely seething about the state of nu tomb raider all the time
nobody really cares about TR at this point so if it was a grift it would be a pretty bad one
but it's funny that she pretends that OG lara was not a sex symbol and everyone wanted to see her naked back in the day (nude lara cheat code hello)

>>714576814
Based. Even God hates tattoos. Did she ever read this passage on her bible channel? And did she comment on it at all?

>>714577967
>but it's funny that she pretends that OG lara was not a sex symbol
she wasn't designed to be one.
the one that did that was shitty Eidos marketing.

horses, apparently

>>714578068
her very design is what's sexo about her, marketing did play it up but the design itself was why she was so popular

>>714578169
her point is that no one bought tomb raider because of boobs

>>714577613
>>714577845
You're not smart by observing this, everyone does, they just don't sperg out over it.

>>714577943
Womb servant detected.

>>714577613
The only foids that are the real deal are pagan ultranationalists, but you won't find them much in Amerijew right-wing circles.

>>714578379
>Religious fanatics are good if they follow old religions
Sure.

>>714578235
>no one bought tomb raider because of boobs
that is a bold claim

>>714579703
I think he means not just because of the boobs
the gaming magazines at the time certainly sold more copies by having her on the covers too, it doesn't mean that's the only reason people bought them

>>714575631 (OP)
>Blocks and makes her cry

How does Beardson do it?

>>714577309
I'm saying you have dogshit grammar athetroon lmao. What a retard.

>>714577520
Unfortunately.

>>714577373
My wife!
>>714577529
H-Hot...

>>714580495
how is that a tribute to the US?

>>714577953
Is this satire? Are you virgins really saying that late 20s women are "old" and their "eggs are gone"?
Get help

this guy really sent her down a weird path

>>714580495
someone needs to tell her what jews believe about where jesus is right now at this very moment

>>714581820
She's a schofield bible dispensationlist. They don't care about it. They'll support them because the schofield bible has "biblical israel = modern israel!" in the footnotes.

>>714581240
she's 39
she probably still has a few eggs left though but they will remain unfertilized due to her brainrot

>>714575631 (OP)
That grifter bitch is so fucking annoying
And the underlying reason for all of it is that she is 40, childless and stuck with having to use her 20yo internet persona because without it she doesn't make money
Sad

>>714575631 (OP)
Gross. There are spiders in there.

Would love to see her raped and beheaded

>>714575631 (OP)
That's the face of a drug addict who's in the porn/prostitution industry.

>>714581240
t. roastie

grifting? not grifting? fake christian? born-again virgin?

nigga, who gives a fuck, I just want to contemplate getting balls deep in those walls.

>>714582181
>grifter
why is this their favorite word?

>>714583005
Ngl I'd pound the shit out of her

>>714583005
>generic AI body
yawn
call me when you get her to give you real lewds

>>714581820
What a fucking retard.
He called the police on her for disagreeing with him on twitter lmao

>>714583090
If there is anyone on the planet that word is perfect for it's obviously her

>>714583291
that makes no sense, if she wanted to grift she'd sell feet pics or porn instead of talking about the bible with 2k views on her videos

>>714583169
She already has shots where she is wearing barely anything.
>>714583169
She is like 38 anon her hoe phase was so long ago there won't be an archive of it left.

>>714579839
fat faggot grifter

>>714583391
So you complain about people using the word grifter for everyone when you yourself have literallly no idea what a grifter is

>>714584186
>She already has shots where she is wearing barely anything.
Link? For scientific purposes

>>714584861
This a a common problem with low IQ people thinking they know something when they don't.
It's important to clarify what they mean by a term first when they start spewing it.
More often than not they won't know.
It's the same thing as when people talk about sentience and then they're asked what they think it means.
>"I dunno...but it's not that"

>>714584861
a grifter is someone who deceives others by pretending to hold beliefs they don’t actually have, usually for monetary gain.
now explain how her bible shit makes her more money than just being an e-whore

>>714585238
>a grifter is someone who deceives others by pretending to hold beliefs they don’t actually have
Which is what she is doing
For monetary gain because the shit she is doing online is literally her ""job""
That she may or may not make more money as a whore is not even relevant here. Also I kind of doubt that because the niche she is filling now is not as cramped as the OF whore business. She has nothing over any other OF whore and isn't really hot anymore.

>>714580569
Made for Brahmin

>>714581240
women over 30 having babies is how you get autistic kids.

>>714575758
no, I'm totally in the dark here, anon. What do you mean exactly?

>>714583169
gaynigga

>>714586228
As long as I get to watch...

>>714581820
I hope they threw Eric out. What a douche

>>714587170
>SHITTOOS

>>714580379
>golem learns that there are other languages in the world

>>714586113
Wow. I can’t imagine being this stupid. It must be tough for you, if you were ever aware of anything of course.

>>714575631 (OP)
I'm so tired of being single.

>>714586113
True

>>714586113
>Which is what she is doing
you think she didn't actually fall into the whole reborn christian rabbithole? that would be one hell of a LARP, and not even a popular one

>>714587008
he works for planned parenting

>>714591050
>that would be one hell of a LARP, and not even a popular one
It's popular to the crowd she's grifting to, which is the point

>>714590269
only you and a future partner of yours can change that, go out there and get her, Tiger

>>714591525
At 32 it's literally impossible to not get someone with a gigantic baggage behind her. Me having 0 experience makes me ultra anxious.

>>714587170
I have no idea who this bitch is but she looks like a trashy prostitute. /v/irgins have atrocious taste in women.

>>714591619
but she's a pure and christian TRADWIFE!

>>714591829
Melonie Mac even sounds like a porn name.

>>714591619
You’re of course acting like she would give you the time of day to start with.

>>714592052
I've seen better looking women working on the factory floor. You're pathetic.

>>714591250
but gamers hate anti coom christian fundamentalists

>>714591615
Don't give up on yourself so easily Anon,Life is full of struggles and none of us are perfect, you have to be willing perhaps settle your bars not too high you will make it, worse people than those who dwell on places like here actually got partners and even married

>>714575631 (OP)
Who’s ass, do you think, tastes the best after an extremely long gaming sesh: Melonie’s or Vera Dark’s?

>>714592741
The anti-coom fundamentalists are christian (larpers) and troons. They're both two sides of the same coin
Melonie Mac panders to the anti-woke crowd despite being woke herself. She's anti-coom and anti loli

I unironically get all my Tomb Raider news from Melonie Mac
It's kinda kinky how she indirectly calls me a degenerate every time

>>714575840
Well, she just is a gooner.

>>714575631 (OP)
The wall conquers them all.

God I wish she was my wife.
I’d groom her into fucking black guys and ultimately get a spades tattoo

>>714594146
link to one were she talks down to you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQR09uT1Izg&t=770s
>haha it was just memes about rule34, gross stuff
YJK

>>714591615
remember half your age +7 those are the women fit for you no third degree cope from others is acceptable now get to work,Bruder

>>714594921
>>714595037

>>714594921
If you fuck a pregnant woman, do you imagine you're fucking the fetus too?
Asking for a friend.

>>714595539
I don't but you can

>>714575631 (OP)
I'm really surprised this series ever went anywhere. I played the first game for like 20 minutes and it's INSANELY bad. It looks and feels like a "fake" game you might see on tv or something. Like absurdly horrible controls. Did people literally just pick it up because booba on screen? I don't even think there's a way to see laura from the front during gameplay.

That being said I then tried Legacy and was shocked at how good it looked, how good it felt to play, and how it actually seemed to have a decent mix of puzzles, adventure, climbing, and basic combat. Definitely gonna play through the whole trilogy

Is the new reboots worth anything besides sexo?

>>714595539
you might leave a mark on the fetuses head with your constant bumps at best,which might lead to future development problems,tell that your friend

honestly when will the devs from tomb raider swallow their pride and go full Relic hunter (the tv series with Tia carrere) and give us all what we wanted all along

>>714575631 (OP)
is this her new model? She is alright I suppose...

>>714595874
there very much movie games and play like uncharted but there fun enough at least the first one is I never touched the rest

i should probably play rise at some point. bought it like 6 years ago in a steam sale

>>714575631 (OP)
Here's your based trad-cath anti-woke e-girl, everyone

>>714575631 (OP)
Melonie Mac is so fucking BASED. Truly /ourgirl/!

>>714596804
I love how Melonie makes troons seethe so much. She will be blessed with the Heavenly kingdom, beyond doubt.

>>714576937
Why are women and trannies so fragile?

>>714576996
But enough about jews!

>>714596932
Reminder

>>714595874
Legacy? You perhaps meant Legend?

>>714597356
Reminder

>>714596906
>games based on lustful intent lack substance
Is that why Tomb Raider is dead now?

>>714577529
>Lara can take a dump every few minutes and enemies get confused and vomit when they smell the shit
>enemies get confused and vomit when they smell the shit
Are you a newfag? This is poop from a white woman's ass. Indians will go feral in its stench. Lara taking a shit in India, is like her sending a signal to every male indian in her vicinity to find her, eat her poopoo, and go after her for rape time

>>714587170
>Is 30+yo and still looks great even without make up
>Takes care of her body
>Decides to fuck her shit up with dogshit Tattoos
Roasties dont understand how these tattoos further devaluate their already trashy existence, and ruin their overall appearance. It almost looks as bad as breast reduction

>>714601893
It’s honestly wild how many of them think slapping random doodles on their skin makes them “unique” or “deep.” Like congrats, you ruined otherwise solid genetics with a bunch of meaningless scribbles you’re gonna regret by 40. Tattoo culture went from being rebellious and cool to being completely banal and trash-tier.