Thread 714576214

Wife

>>714576214 (OP)
Is that a boy or a girl?

>>714576214 (OP)
Forever ruined by memers.

>>714576214 (OP)
her blonde pubes perfectly frame her modest cock

>>714576214 (OP)
>"Oh btw, I know we've been having this romance for like two years now, and I've kept you at arm's length, but before we have sex I just wanted to let you know that I totally fucked a bunch of guys before you and I'm not a pure maiden or anything."
Why did the writers feel the need to include that part? It was so utterly unnecessarily, who the fuck starts divulging their sexual history like that?

>>714577291
An autist. God she's so retarded, I love her

>>714577291
It's common amongst whores. It's to see if you're the chump she actually thinks you are

>>714577291
>Why did the writers feel the need to include that part?
To supress your aryan genes of course.

>>714577291
Women on the team unironically get insecure when fictional woman aren’t disgusting sluts like them so they have make them have a flight itinerary of men they’ve slept with just to “normalize” and justify their own whorish behavior

>>714579676
>and justify their own whorish behavior
As opposed to pervert with over 999 waifus?

Nyrissa is canon romance anyway.

>>714576214 (OP)
Is that you wife anon?

>>714577291
>fucked a bunch of guys before you
A small lie mixed in-between the truth, just to make something sound way worse than it actually is, a pretty common tactic here
No, she didn't fuck a "bunch of guys" she only fucked one, a mercenary she was sex friends with. Why lie? What do you get out of it? Do you think you're the only one who has played the game so no one will prove you wrong?

>>714580069
one has real consequences the other is fiction

>>714576545
Unironically, she explains that she cut her hair like because she was tired of being hit on.

>>714576214 (OP)
Manjaw

>>714576575
>Valerie
>Arue
>Yrliet
The holy trinity of untalkable Owlcat girls with schizos obsessed with them

>>714580442
See how many anons fell for it? Nobody plays games in this site so people can make shit up and others eat it up

>>714580671
Actually no.

>>714576214 (OP)
>this is a 11/10 beauty
>so beautiful in fact that even that awful haircut isn't enough to make her look ugly

>>714576214 (OP)
>oh woe is me I'm SOOOOO beautiful
>FUCK YOU DON'T CALL ME BEAUTIFUL
she's kind of a cunt

>>714583442
For some reason I like her original portrait more than any attempt to beautify her with mods

>>714577291
Women do this sort of thing unconsciously all the time they like to compare the guy they are currently with with the guy they were previously with
Its partially to see how you react they want you to be a bit mad and bothered
If you things everything is fine and this doesnt bother you they think that they arent important to you or think youre a bit of a beta who is okay with your wife being around other men
Its also to contrast the current man with how much better he is to the other man in certain aspects
tldr
woman are a bit retarded and dont understand man

>>714576214 (OP)
Mommy

You guys are such losers
In taste and women

>>714576214 (OP)
Sure is.

>>714576214 (OP)
literal angelic beauty

>>714576214 (OP)
mogged by a frog

>>714588837
Food

>>714577291
>>"Oh btw, I know we've been having this romance for like two years now, and I've kept you at arm's length, but before we have sex I just wanted to let you know that I totally fucked a bunch of guys before you and I'm not a pure maiden or anything."
This is exactly what happened, and it was so completely out of the blue. It's one of the most absurdly retarded and out of place pieces of writing I've ever seen in my life.

>>714594036
>This is exactly what happened
So true sister

>>714580442
Everything beforehand implied that she was a prudish virgin. Even in that conversation, she said something like "I've never felt like this about anyone before."
"...except that one time"
It was honestly inexcusable. It felt like someone had written a character, and suddenly another butted in to insert their ideology.

>>714594338
Your projections towards a character have nothing to do with what I said, Valerie had sex with a single guy, not a bunch of them, saying otherwise is a lie, that's all

>>714594468
Yes, yes, I get that you're a bitter feminist ideologue and thus must go out of your way to defend people inserting your rotten ideology in places it doesn't belong.

>>714576214 (OP)
>women
>wearing armor

>>714594583
>"X happened!"
>No it didn't
>"S-SHUT UP FEMINIST!"
I accept your concession, Valerie is garbage by the way, virgin or not, and so is your taste for liking her

>>714594704
>it happened
>only 99.99 % of it happened, chud, shutushutupshutpshutup!!!

I hope Valerie anon is doing alright

I like cute girls
I like heavy armor
I like cute girls in heavy armor

>>714576214 (OP)
dotard ahh mop

>>714580340
You can't be canon romance and kill Linzi.

>>714594893
thank YOU anon YOU are a GOOD anon

Kanerah!

>>714594970
linzi's fine

>>714595001
kek brought me back to those threads

>>714580701
You mean woke writers gave a shitty backstory as an excuse to make an androgynous character

>>714595514
but she's not androgynous at all sir, she's a blonde bimbo chosen of the goddess of beauty. the entire order of beauty worshippers write poems about her.

>>714594893
>starts with a tower shield
>is fucking inept in using it and it actually hurts her to-hit
how many traps like this are in the game?

Canon KC is;
>Aasimar
>Female
>Bard
>Chaotic Good
>Azata
>Romance Arue
>Ascension ending
>Impregnated with twins

>>714596045
she's not inept in it, she's specialized in it but inept generally

>>714596158
Tranny headcanon

>>714596264
Mind broken

>>714596158
Azata is insufferable. The canon KC is:
>human
>male
>monk sword saint student of war
>angel
>romance Camellia
>ascension ending with mommy
>heartbroken after Camellia leaves, impregnate mommy

>>714596158
Reminder that
>Arueshalae isn't a demon
>Arueshalae isn't a succubus
>She lost her powers, including shapeshifting
>Her banter with Nenio discussing the race of your children is exclusive to MALE commanders
Don't fall for troon headcanon

>>714594834
Have you considered romancing the actual virgin instead of crying like this?

>>714596045
Not really a trap so much as not knowing the ins and outs of the ruleset, but that's most people who started with Kingmaker. Valerie also generally sucks ass.

>>714597895
she has a niche and it's a decent one but it would be better if she wasn't a tower shield user.

>>714596045
>>714596190
Just slapping Kinetic Knight on top worked well enough for me.

>>714597895
I gave her Improved Unarmed Attack and all Crane Style feats and 99% of enemies could hit her only on a 20. Core difficulty because I'm not a masochist

>>714598451
her charisma is big so she's great with dazzles and feat-based debuffs, like an aura pally kind of thing. i think the pathfinder system is absolutely retarded for those things existing but it is what it is.

>>714594468
>had sex with a single guy
Nta and it's been a while since I played but randomly bringing up a guy you used to fuck is poor form no matter what. As for the single guy thing that is technically true though I wouldn't believe someone who became casual sex friends would stop at one dude. That's just my opinion however.
>your projections
I don't think its farfetched to think she was pure given her entire shtick was seething about how people only valued her for her beauty. Regardless like nearly all of Owlcat's romances she's shit and her questline makes her insufferable.

>>714598703
she starts out insufferable and then her questline brings out the moe retard that makes her wifeable.

>>714576214 (OP)
>low iq lawtist blessed with beauty by the gods
literally perfect

>>714599538
If she's so perfect, why doesn't she give you children?

>>714599572
butt stuff

>>714599572
she will once i make a new law requiring all fertile women to have at least 8 children in my kingdom

I want to rape Ember

>>714600868
>rape Ember
>she just smiles and says it's okay and you can go as many times as you want

>>714599538
VARBIE

>>714576214 (OP)
>Con 19
Thick curves, perfect body

>>714576575
Her initial face was much better

>>714598528
I have no idea why Owlcat changed the Crane Style from the tabletop version. It's so busted.

>>714591540
Isn't it called witch or angel face? What movies this from? Why can't top porn producers recreate this?

>>714576214 (OP)
I miss that autist, he was funny in a way and knew even very obscure waifus

>>714604196
>high con and cha
>low int
the perfect woman

>>714595092
Where can I get all cards?

>>714604365
porn is for ugly people on purpose

>>714604448
>decent wis, so not a thot without any impulse control
Nothing to add

>>714604463
Quite a few ugly people on this planet. Porn peaked in the 2000s and went to shit since then. Unsure if what we have nowadays even qualifies as porn.

>>714604347
some changes were clearly made simpler for ease. like flanking, for example.

>>714604587
>literally had a casual sex friend
>not a thot

>>714604723
i'm not sure if porn studios still exist or bots are just reuploading shittier and shittier encodes of old stuff to free sites.

>>714604802
cri moar incel

>>714605074
you tell 'em xister

>>714605131
you will never get laid

>>714595514
>being this much of a fag

>>714576214 (OP)
why would you wife a trashcan?

What's a fun class in Kingmaker? I'd like to replay it.

>>714577291
AAHHHH! NOOOO! THIS FICTIONAL CHARACTER FUCKED SOMEONE AND HER HEART BROKEN! I'M GOING INSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE!

>>714606196
theyre all pretty fun, archers and any magic users are OP as fuck and archer mages are OP as fuck. and 2hand cleave trip fighters are OP as fuck. and any bards are OP as fuck. rogues arent OP.

>>714606196
alchemist

>>714577291
because for whatever reason owlcat LOVES sabotaging romances on some level

love this haircut, /v/ is gay as usual

>>714606196
What makes the most sense thematically? Sylvan Sorcerer and Defender of the Free World Druid. But really, so many classes are not covered by companions that you have a fuck ton of choices without overlap. Hell, there's no Paladin.

>>714606196
Sword Saint
Human Male Paladin

>>714606531
>we have Casca at home:

>>714595092
I love Lawful Evil women, bros. They are way more loyal and sexy than C*aotic "Good" wenches.

>>714606531
The haircut sucks, but unlike Valerie, Mercedes has a face pretty enough to ignore it, because she's from a japanese game

>>714606534
>Defender of the Free World
oy vey gevalt

>>714604828
Pathfinder? AFAIK managers and agencies are pimps nowadays.
>>714606531
Why did they make her useless? Sad! Cool character. Mercedes, wasn't it?

>>714606534
Pathfinder has shit companions. Owlcucks can't create them.
>>714606831
Onlyfans*

>>714606196
Thematically + mechanically: Sylvan Sorcerer, by far. You're a charismatic sorcerer baron with an exotic pet and connection to the First World. Crowd control early, insane nukes later. Arcane Trickster is a good pick too, especially if you're going for a secret ending and playing a chaotic asshole who tricks a fucking Eldest.

>>714594698
Yes, Woman did fight in battle (rarely), and they did wear armor.
Jeanne D'Arc comes to mind. She testified that she never fought in the melee, but we knew she rode upon horses, wielded banners and flags, and wore chainmail and full plate armor.

There's also Jeanne of Flanders:
https://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joan_of_Flanders,_Countess_of_Montfort
>In the siege of Hennebont, she took up arms and, dressed in armor, conducted the defense of the town, encouraging the people to fight, and urging the women to "cut their skirts and take their safety in their own hands". When she looked from a tower and saw that the enemy camp was almost unguarded, she led three hundred men on a charge, burned down Charles' supplies and destroyed his tents. After this she became known as "Jeanne la Flamme
>According to Froissart, Joan fought in person "with the heart of a lion, and in her hand she wielded a sharp glaive, wherewith she fought fiercely".[6] Eventually the English forces beat off Louis's ships and made harbor near Vannes. Her forces then captured Vannes, besieged Rennes and sought to break the siege of Hennebont


https://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sikelgaita
>Sikelgaita was on the field in full armour, rallying her and Robert's troops with a spear when the Byzantine army initially repulsed them and was in danger of losing cohesion
>Sikelgaita was "like another Pallas, if not a second Athena
>in her we come face to face with the closest approximation in history to a Valkyrie. A woman of immense build and herculean physical strength, she hardly ever left her husband's side—least of all in battle, one of her favourite occupations. [...] At such moments, charging magnificently into the fray, her long blond hair streaming out from beneath her helmet, deafening friend and foe alike with huge shouts of encouragement or imprecation, she must have looked — even if she did not altogether sound — worthy to take her place among the daughters of Wotan."

>>714608541
>pet
Played a dwarf barbarian with a pet. Iust say. The smilodon was the main character and the barbarian was his sidekick.

>>714609089
When people bring up individual historical cases they've already lost the argument. Such women were exceptions.

>>714609091
With sylvan sorcerer both of you are main characters. You disable and send enemies into pits, later you disintegrate everything, smilodon basically serves as your basic attacks if you don't want to waste spell slots.

>>714609089
>>714594698
i wont speak to plate armor but basically every noble family at least had that one fucking chainmail that had been passed down and mended for literal centuries.

>>714609089
Here's another warrior woman
https://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khawla_bint_al-Azwar
>Khawla's brother Dhiraar became a Muslim after the Battle of the Trench. Her family were also one of the early converts to Islam. Dhiraar was a highly skilled warrior and had taught Khawla everything she knew about fighting, from learning the spear, sword fighting, and martial arts.
>Khawlah accompanied the army and rushed the Byzantine rearguard alone. In her armor and typical loose dress of Arabian warriors she was not recognized as a woman, until she was asked by Khalid about her identity
>She fought side by side with her brother Dhiraar in many battles,[2] including the decisive Battle of Yarmouk in 636 against the Byzantine Empire. On the 4th day of the battle she led a group of women against the Byzantine army and defeated its chief commander, and later was wounded during her fight with a Greek soldier.
>Khawlah took a knight's armor, weapons, and mare, wrapping herself in a green shawl. She fought a Byzantine battalion, who were attacking Muslim soldiers. Khalid bin Walid, the leader of the Muslim forces, ordered his soldiers to charge the Byzantines.
>After being taken to a camp with other women prisoners, Khawlah was to be taken to the leader's tent as he intended to rape her. Instead, Khawlah roused the other prisoners, who used the tent poles as weapons and attacked the Byzantine guards. According to Al-Waqidi,[1] they managed to kill five Byzantine knights with Khawlah taking credit for one, including the Byzantine who insulted her

>>714609501
>When people bring up individual historical cases they've already lost the argument. Such women were exceptions.
Oh you want examples of lots of women fighting? Easy.
https://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet_women_in_World_War_II
>The Soviet Union was the first nation to allow women pilots to fly combat missions.[7] These regiments with strength of almost a hundred airwomen, flew a combined total of more than 30,000 combat sorties, produced at least twenty Heroes of the Soviet Union, and included two fighter aces. This military unit was initially called Aviation Group 122 while the three regiments received training.
>The 586th Fighter Aviation Regiment: This unit was the first to take part in combat (April 16, 1942) of the three female regiments and take part in 4,419 combat missions (125 air battles and 38 kills). Lydia Litvyak and Yekaterina Budanova were assigned to the unit before joining the 437th IAP in the fighting over Stalingrad and became the world's only two female fighter aces (with 5 each, although soviet propaganda claims 12 and 11 victories respectively), both flying the Yak-1 fighter.
>The 46th Taman Guards Night Bomber Aviation Regiment: This was the best known of the regiments and was commanded by Yevdokiya Bershanskaya. It originally began service as the 588th Night Bomber Regiment, but was redesignated in February 1943 as recognition for service which would tally almost 24,000 combat missions by the end of the war
>The Soviet Union deployed women as snipers and in a variety of infantry roles. Between 1941 and 1945, a total of 2,484 soviet female snipers were functioning in this role, of whom about 500 survived the war.[8][9] Their combined tally of kill claims is at least 11,000.[10] The most famous snipers during the war included Lyudmila Pavlichenko and Roza Shanina.

>>714609961
Were they in full plate too? Because first you focused on being in full plate instead of fighting, as your Jeanne example implies, but now you're about fighting instead of wearing armor. Is it just me, or do you not have an argument and just post random shit out of butthurt?

>>714606332
alchemist yea
most non-gay mage

>>714608541
>y: Sylvan Sorcerer,
sounds gay
>>714608541
>You're a charismatic sorcerer
gay
>>714608541
>baron
gay
>>714608541
>with an exotic pet
gaaaayyyyyy>>714608541
>connection to the First World
gay>>714608541
>Arcane Trickster is a good pick too
for gay yes
>>714608541
>and playing a chaotic asshole who tricks a fucking Eldest.
something on gay language

this is some gay shit

>>714609501
Pretty much. You can find individual battles where more men fought than there have been female combatants in all human history combined.

>>714610146
Full Plate is expensive. So most people in the Middle Ages didn't even get to wear it. There are MULTIPLE accounts of woman fighting in battle, but woman fighting in battle in plate armor is gonna be super rare, because plate armor was already rare for NORMAL male soldiers.
But I've already listed multiple woman who wore and moved around in plate armor. Jeanne D Arc, Jeanne Flanders, Khawala, and Sikelgaita. Of these 4 woman, 3 were noted to fight in battle on numerous occasions.
You also have Eleanor of Aquitaine, Isabella I of Castile, Black Agnes, and Matilda of Tuscany. All of whom are noted to have wore armor and participated in warfare, aside from Eleanor who only wore armor because she liked the aesthetic.

>>714610784
full plate is really a renaissance thing, middle ages was all mail because human labor was worthless until the plague when they lost their supply.

>>714609089
>Jeanne D'Arc comes to mind.
Lol, wrong. She was even proud she didn't fight.

>>714609089
Mulan, lol

>>714611413
Are you fucking illiterate? I literally said
>She testified that she never fought in the melee, but we knew she rode upon horses, wielded banners and flags, and wore chainmail and full plate armor.
I acknowledged that she didn't fight, but she did wear and move around in full plate.

>>714577291
because fuck you no fun allowed