Your asshole just twitched.

i need to replace my chair but ill have to drive an hour across the city to the white people neighborhoods to get a nice "used" (brand new thrown out by company) one

>>714578462 (OP)
Isn't this like the only big published story about this ever happening? And it was a cheapo Chinese one from 15 years ago too?

first world countries don't allow chairs without a steel plate there

I will keep using a Wooden dining chair. Stop being fat

>>714578462 (OP)
>chineseboi gets his ass blown out by BCC (blue chair cock)

I don't need more

>>714578462 (OP)

>>714578462 (OP)
>chinese
That explains it all.

>>714578462 (OP)
this is a chink only thing btw because how unregulated their cheap market is, just dont buy suspiciously cheap chinkshit and youre fine

>>714578881
My back hurts from just looking at it.

>>714579145
Actually, the Chinese are the super master race, and the majority totally dont live in African-tier squalor.

I just got a new one a couple weeks ago. I paid $400 for it. Is that "cheap"?

>>714579413
Yes, prepare your anus.

This article is probably 20+ years old and the only one ever reported

Does this even happen anymore

>>714578931
>environmental storytelling

>>714578462 (OP)
just buy aeron

>>714578462 (OP)
>he does have a primed pipe bomb directed at his balls and/or anus at all times
You're not a real gamer.

>>714578462 (OP)
i'm not worried because every time this happened, it happened in china. i don't order by chairs off temu.

>>714579163
This and a wooden plank for either the laptop or kb+mouse is the goat.

>>714578462 (OP)
My brother was in those threads in those times and to this day refuses to use chairs

>>714578462 (OP) (OP)
>he doesn't have a primed pipe bomb directed at his balls and/or anus at all times
You're not a real gamer.

>>714579603
it's not the only one. 2009 was the chinese boy incident, and then in 2014 it happened again to a chinese woman

>>714579413
yes. all office chairs are overpriced so at $400 you get a $80 alibaba chair. that's why buying a used high end chair is so often recommended

>>714579603
>millions of chairs
>2 recorded incidents

=\

Couldn't be me ever

>>714581943
>millions
lmao
Bro I got 4 chairs in my room, alone. There are 8 bn people on earth. There are probably billions of chairs.

pic related I turned a guy's flying chair (dragon) into a frog, once

What's the best cheapest chair?

>>714579848
A friend of mine almost lost his finger when when he tried disassembling one of these office chairs. His finger got stuck in between the hydraulic/pneumatic thing at the base of the seat, it clamped down and had to be pyred open, which destroyed the chair. He had to visit ER afterwards and got the finger screened, splinted and cast.

>>714579163
why would it? chair like that keep your back in a straight posture

>>714579163
The irony.

>>714583270
BILLIONS MUST SIT

>>714578881
I can't afford more*
ftfy