Thread 714587714

Here's your GOTY

>>714587714 (OP)
>those lips around my benis
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

>>714587714 (OP)
Built for BBC

HIT OR MISS
I GUESS THEY NEVER MISS HUH

sorry wrong image

Kinda makes the whole "they're ugly because mocap" thing look ridiculous, doesn't it?

>>714587714 (OP)
Would.

It's not even desperation, this is my type

>>714588029
she looks like that tomboy in 80s movies everyone things is a dyke but suddenly becomes a 10/10 when she tries a little bit to pretty up and then everyone cant stop gaping at her.
obviously its an 80s romcom where shes friends with the male lead and is into him but he doesnt see her that way until some bullshit happens and she cleans up a bit.
and then they fucked and lived happily ever after.
god i wish i lived in an 80s movie where a danndy devito looking fucker gets a hot wife on personality alone.

>>714587714 (OP)
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>>714588045
Wow le heckin dodge and parry? I clicked on the skill that the game highlighted for me so that I could deal max damage (the only “‘strategy”) and whaaat it was all a dream I made up cuz I’m crazy?????? That’s so freakin awesome.

>>714590048
post arm

>>714587714 (OP)
DS2 is the wokest game in the last 5 years and thatl literally involves Veilguard

>>714589794
Bravo Kojimbo.

>>714588046
>Kinda makes the whole "they're ugly because mocap" thing look ridiculous, doesn't it?

I mean thats still true, KojimaPro is literally one if not the most talented game dev out there. DS2's graphics are literally the best in the business

>>714590048
kek, excrement 33 trannies will NOT be able to refute this

>>714588046
>Kinda makes the whole "they're ugly because mocap" thing look ridiculous, doesn't it?
When was that a thing, ever?

>>714588152
>yes, i'd have a sex with an attractive woman
wow, what controversial opinion
ur so brave

>>714594082
it seems to be controversial because of the square face and weird short hair

>>714594258
>square face
do americans even know what squares look like?
are you clinically retarded?

>>714594496
.

>>714594496
if it's not a sharp triangle it's a square fro them

>>714594906
what face shape do you think this woman has then? >>714594736

Do you think Kojima ever gets lonely? His wife divorced him years ago.

>>714594974
>woman
EQSUIS ME? DAS A MAN!

>>714595086
he was always 3dpd, he has new mocap wives now

>>714595234
>>714594082
now do you believe it's controversial?

>>714595325
i don't.

>>714594736
?

>>714595647
that's clearly the actress. With a square face shape. It doesn't have to be an actual block like blazkowicz to be considered square, you know?

Im genuinely sad it may not come to PC. Was only looking forward to this and E33

anyone got the webm with her lighting a ciggy?

All webms of this game are cutscenes

>>714595773
>it doesn't have to be a square to be considered a square
you have anime induced brainrot, I reccomend going outside and touching grass

>>714596137
It's that or sam walking, as there's nothing else to the game.
Kojimadrones are called that for a reason.

>>714596396
lies

>>714596476
80% of that webm are cutscene attacks with 0 input from the player aside from "press X to awesome"

>>714596363
or maybe you do, and you think of square faces as absolute blocks, you might be incapable of seeing nuance. If i am wrong, what face shape does she have?

>>714596476
Wait I didn’t know this game actually had combat

>>714595086
time to kiss a homie, eh kojimbo?

>>714596643
Always did

love her

>>714589794
>pubic hair

>>714587714 (OP)
>>714588029
>kojima pulled a reverse flash with her
hack!

>>714599772
that is abrupt

>>714587714 (OP)
i wanna buy this game, what's the percentage of niggers per story character ratio? anything higher than 3% is a no from me

If Kojima was a real auteur he would put a tranny with a visible bulge in his game.

>>714599772
Wow what the fuck, she's 5 years older than me? The first time a woman looks younger than me.

>>714590078
e33 is for brown redditors and women

final DS2 trailer

https://youtu.be/EQdOSTt7YpY?t=105

>>714600517
Her ethereal aristocratic bloodline keeps her young

>>714600376
can someone reply im expecting the worst. what are you guys hiding.

>>714601915
there's multiple black people anon

>>714602449
it's over. the game looked nice.

>>714600376
>pro life
>pro hope
>pro optimism
>women flock to him
>sex haver
>feet scanner
no wonder Kojima makes muh morally grey grimdark soulslike loving /v/ trannies seethe so much

>>714587714 (OP)
She's so fucking hot

>>714595086
they're still together

/sexface/

>>714604048
>Sexpest creep
:(

>Sexpest creep (Japan)
:O

Can someone explain to me why you can't get Neil's headband and Sam's jacket from the start of the game? So fucking retarded.

>>714604310
they must have an interesting agreement...

>>714604936
she inspects the feet before he scans them

>>714604867
wait for the director's cut

I don't see the appeal. She gets MOGGED hard by Italian actresses. Even her noble blood doesn't save her from gigastacy peasant Italian women.

>>714605424
her mouth is too small and she is too dark

>>714605102
That's fucking stupid

>>714594258
>>714595325
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>>714595234
I'll bet you fags also thought that Olivia from L&O: SVU was ugly.

>>530069889
okay so you are brown that's confirmed

Porterbros, we won

>>714587714 (OP)
Has anyone ripped the models yet?

Someone mentioned summoning BTs, when does that get unlocked? I just got to the kangaroo place

>>714589794
>French girl
>Hairy
BASED