This is why I don't go to any gaming related events anymore. The people all look like this.

>>714593482 (OP)
what's this body type called?

>>714593482 (OP)
americans are grotesque

I really don't get the obsession with gas station chains some of my fellow Americans have. Like when the started opening Sheetz here in Ohio people went absolutely apeshit over it.

the world is full of ugly and average looking people, come on up out of the basement sometime

>>714593482 (OP)
ok? some of the best people you'll meet don't spend hours trying to look good. they spend hours trying to beat vidya

>>714593627
American

>>714593627
The Atlus

>>714593627
Zelda fan

>>714593482 (OP)
I don't go to anything but expensive restaurants because of all the retards filming tiktoks

>>714593482 (OP)
Boiling frog

>>714593684
>come on up out of the basement sometime
why would you say that? you already said we're full

>>714593684
stop looking in the mirror and projecting, fatty

>>714593681
I've asked American friends and they say the main draw is the clean bathrooms

How sad that a public restroom that doesn't have human feces smeared everywhere is worthy of fandom

>>714593897
Why do people get all that food when they know they can't eat it and three quarters of it is going straight into the trash?

>>714593627
Eggman.

>just go outside and make friends!!!
>everyone outside looks like op's webm
Yes, I am far more handsome and smart than all of you and I still hate myself for not being able to connect with you creatures. In fact I hate being alive when everyone around me is ugly, stupid and annoying.

>>714593897
>not hurting anyone
>providing humor in this dreadful timeline

chill out and let people have fun

>>714593482 (OP)
They look like regular Americans to me

>>714594030
He said nothing about fat fucks, lard ass.

>>714593897
This one is a parody.

So what third world shithole got bombed today that's creating the larger-than-usual uptick in threads seething about America?

>>714593641
And I can't stand seeing fat spics and shitjeets in my city but I deal with it, just like you're gonna deal with me calling you a fucking stupid nigger, faggot.

>>714593482 (OP)
why are they all wearing pyjamas?

>>714594397
>Look at me guys with my edgy sfm picture I saved from some faggy smash thread.
I can't wait til your country is nothing but fucking Indians, faggot.

>>714594336
America is a parody alright

>>714594606
they're not, though?

>>714594397
>lost 20 yr war to rice farmers hiding in trees
>lost 20 yr war to sand niggers in cloth armor and wooden aks
>first world
HAHAHAHAHAHA didn't the jew fund you into another proxy war against arabs proxies?

>>714594808
Yeah, we learned. A few weeks ago we took out a nascent nuclear weapons program with a few zoomers in a bomber and the country completely surrendered. Boots on ground is boomer shit.

>>714594808
what country are you from?

>>714594808
What are their respective GDP per capita again?

>>714594808
>lost the war
>most of them dont even have clean water or food

>>714595305
Afghanistan also has had to beg and seethe for anyone to take it seriously for three years now and only just got Russia to recognize it (because Russia wants to use neocolonialism in Central Asia again)

>>714594907
>>714594950
>>714595021
>>714595305
offer the foreskin and kiss the wall. Be a good goy who knows your masters and sign up

>>714594397
Seething Amerifat

>>714593897
Minstrel show

>>714594494
Oof, touched a nerve

>>714593482 (OP)
Are americans really all this doughy? I don't mean fat I know they're fat, but there's like, not a single person here who's at a healthy finess level, even the less obese ones don't have any hints of musculature. Holy fuck lift weights.

>>714596505
There's one or two people in the webm that aren't fat but yeah they're scrawny if they're not

>>714594142
nothin humorous about being a fucking child in a public setting disturbing people with your bullshit.
narcissism isn't cute.
there was a time in the early 2000s where this kind of shit had a proper description, and was even made into movies, ... Jackass.
tiktokkers are a turbo autism hybrid of Jackass wannabes and mental ineptitude.

>>714596505
Half of them look to have the downs, its not just the fat