Thread 714600047

Steam Deck bros, what are you playing? What are your hopes for the Steam Deck 2? You don't care about whats between the legs of a person unboxing a Steam Deck, right guys? Right?

do girls really need a steam deck to play stardew valley?

>>714600338
>girls

My steam deck stopped charging, when I plug in the charger the battery light only flashes about three times and doesn't turn on. Has anyone else had this problem?

where's the 'ick

>>714600047 (OP)
imagine beating this whore to death with your bare fists

>>714600540
on 'eck. where else?

>>714600448
Troubleshooting Steps
Try these steps, which have helped other users:

Check Your Charger and Cable

Use the official Steam Deck charger or a USB-C charger rated at least 45W.

Try a different cable and charger to rule out hardware issues.

Force Restart the Steam Deck

Hold the power button for 10–16 seconds to force a reset.

Enter Battery Storage Mode and Reset

Hold the Volume + button and press Power to enter BIOS.

In the BIOS, find the battery/power menu and enable "storage mode."

Shut down, plug in the charger, and power on to exit storage mode and reset the charging circuit.

Check for Loose Internal Connections

If comfortable, open the back cover and carefully reseat the battery cable and SSD.

Disconnect the battery, wait 30 seconds, then reconnect and try charging again.

Update Software

If you can power on, check for system updates in Settings > System > Check for Updates.

Check Battery Health

In Desktop Mode, check the battery health in the system info center.

>>714600047 (OP)
If social media and outlets for social validation didn't exist, women would never become "gamers" or anything related to any subculture whatsoever. They are so damn petty and pathetic but they lack any self awareness. They truly are NPCs of this world. It's their nature.

>>714600547
>think about punching women
>knuckles get a really nice sensation just by the thought of it
i also get somewhat hard.

Bump

>>714600047 (OP)
Why do you always post that webm, I can't tell if this is a bait thread or not.

>>714600448
Yes, actually, with the update about a month ago that supposedly could cause issues with the battery. Restarting fixed it though.

>>714600047 (OP)
girl

Why didnt i know the steam deck came in such a kino color? All you disgusting faggots do i post your tiny walnut shaped genitals on the hardware instead.

OneShot (the remastered one)

>>714605892
Limited edition
Also you can just take it apart and replace it

>>714600547
PLAP
PLAP
PLAP

>>714600047 (OP)
>OMG one of my orbiters bought me a steam deck of my throne list

I finally cleaned the smudges on my screen, don't want to use the touch screen ever again.

>>714600047 (OP)
'ove my 'eck
'imple as

>>714609960
Where do I get that wooden skin or whatever the fuck

>>714600047 (OP)
How big is their penis

>>714610026
*leather
From dbrand

>>714610125
Why in the fuck would you want a leather console.

>>714612416
Because I like how it feels + better grip.