Thread 714600646

Stream 1:
Now: Super Metroid
Next: Classic Mario Series
Later: The end...

Stream 2: Spyro 5

Stream 1: https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon
Schedule: https://esamarathon.com/schedule

Previous: >>714590939

>>714583138

PLUM ANCHOR
Post your Plums....or else

miggy

>>714600646 (OP)
here plums cum

>>714600646 (OP)
Miggu

>>714600646 (OP)
I'm in

>>714600703
>>714591039
>>714583138
On my phone at work with no experience here is my Plum!

>>714600925
Speedrun marathons always fall apart on the last day

I mig

Miggin'

>>714600925
Pretty good event overall

>>714600703
I am using this anchor to thank all bakers this week. I'm a lazy fuck and never did it.

last time

I just roke up

damn these laughing wrenches are vile

IM A HEADBANGA

>>714600992
Great Plum, anon!

Playlist of runs that were expunged from ESA/GDQ channels. Let me know if anything's missing.

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLsMvKnB7m6NR8InrfB2TJtkFalFv_pocv&jct=FiVGsd0MRhLGb6KsHIH0ct5GISkR6w

I'm migging to show these runners how shinesparking is really done

>>714600925
no godless night?

inshallah i shall mig

>>714601209
this imo. 15 hours here

>>714601209
That's GDQ territory

>>714601274
That's neither dire nor godless. Just a touch bleak.

>>714600992
>On my phone at work with no experience here is my Plum!
Reading this makes me question my artistic ability that is similar to a toddler

>>714601209
For me, it was this. Pretty early in the week

>>714600925
i think you would get a somewhat proper rating for clair obscur, if you just cut the z and sss

>>714601474
that's what the median is for
no cutting ratings

>>714600992
Cute

>>714601474
they went over estimate for watching a cutscene. it deserves at least a few Zs and 0 SSSs

>>714601474
It was just this year's game where some dipshit thinks he's sticking it to the game by doing that

Im awake and i made it in time for the end

>>714601560
what about the grayed out dots?

>>714583138
Been a little busy lately but I have been watching when I can and here's my deposit to the Plum bank.

>>714601747
Those are outliers.

Gebbu in shambles.

>>714601801
Very cute, you should send this to tim on twitter.

>>714601801
This is fucking awesome, I hope somebody sends this to TinyTim.

>>714601801
amazing

>>714601801
Beri nais anon

>>714601702
Pizza Tower bros...

>>714601209
Monday aside, it's been a decent week. Very few mindblowers, but enough consistent quality

Super Metroid is such a good game, I should learn the run. I can't machball for shit though.

>>714601824
so is the SZ spam

>>714601882
those girls keep bullying him

>>714601801
Incredible work!

>>714601935
That was a shitstorm and a half.

>>714601998
machball is easy as shit. Shortcharging is harder and you'll need either that, continuous wall jump or horizontal bomb jumping to get across the moat.

>55 k raised


what happened bros ? they always landed at 100k by the end

Is this the last run of the Marathon?

>>714602004
Wait till they get him back to the hotel room for the proper bullying.

Skarsnik? That git?

>>714601801
nice plum and her buddy cum, i mean dizzy

>>714602121
100k
Since fucking when?

>>714601960
For me, I'd rather have a Rollercoaster of SSS and F/Z cringe train wreck runs that gdq provides than a week of solid C runs and like less than 5 S runs that ESA has
This year it was yolk folk, ctr, hitman, and psi ops

>>714602121
Nope, they did not. You have a clear milestone there on the screen anon and it says last year was 57k which they will break during the next run easily.

>>714602121
Changed the month, stuff's dropped off in some ways, only one corporate sponsor, a lot less bigass communities showing up and throwing money at incentives.

>>714601801
Amazing

Hairy Plum...

>>714601801
Hope you're doing good. We were wondering if you're still around, but someone mentioned you had gotten some work. Congrats if that's true.

>>714602121
>always
22 and 23

Is Super Metroid a transcore game?

>>714602237
>europoors even poorer than last year
Germans are holding out for gdq as usual. The EU really is just Germany isn't it

>>714601801
That's cool as balls, I hope you've been doing well.

>>714583138
i'm pretty much an artist myself

>>714602121
Lot of shit went down anon. Last year only hit 50 k aswell

>>714600646 (OP)
>>714600703
I missed ESA this year because of wageslaving and July 4th... a-at least SGDQ is tomorrow

It's really cool they allowed Gebbu to run Super Metroid in the middle of Timmon's run, I get to watch two individual non-competitive runs of a good game at once

>>714601801
That's really cool. Please send it to TinyTim, they love appreciation

>>714601801
nice
share this on your own twitter before some retard does it
I mean if you have a acc there

>>714601801
HE LIVES

>>714602308
My beloved...

The new bomb strat for baby skip is great

>>714601801
>Mako
We'd missed you, dude. Thanks so much for popping in

>>714601801
wonderful work anon

>>714601801
Nice to see you again
I bet TinyTim would love this art

>killing actually winning
GDQ would never. Who cares about the speedrun when there are pixels to save?

>>714602364
Menacing

>>714602659
not the heckin ma'amimals

>>714601626
what is this autism

>>714602471
Would groom passionately

WITH NO SURVIVORS!

where were you @reddit

>>714601801
>>714601905
Posted it in the discord server and someone showed it to Tim. He said "awwwwww, that's amazing, thank you so much"

Rate Super Metroid!

>>714601801
>>714602315
I didn't even notice the signature. Mako lives!

HEY MAKO DROP THE ULTRA RARE PLUM SURFING BADGE ART!!

>>714602872
A
ignored the women

>>714602872
B

>>714602872
B

>>714602872
A

>>714602872
A

>>714602872
Barely Watched out of Ten

>>714602872
A. Good runs.

>>714602872
A

>>714602872
B

>>714602872
solid runs but babby route, ass commentary
D

>>714602872
B

>>714602872
B race was good, but I didn't enjoy the commentary

>>714602872
B

>>714602839
Nice.

>>714602872
A good race, if you ignored the cunts

>>714601801
CUTE!!!

>>714602872
F
completely ruined by commentary

B

>>714602872
A. Commentary was useless, but the runs were both quality and the race ended up respectably close. A fine final real run for the final day.

>>714602872
A-. It was good but too much talking

>>714602872
B

>>714602872
D

>>714600703
I never anchored the version with hair: >>714595352

Did Mizzow sleep at all?

>>714602874
THIS

MAKO POST THE RARE PLUM ART! (last year's badge with Plum on it)

See you at GDQ/RTA, lads.

>>714602872
B+

>>714602872
B. It was a Super Metroid speedrun.

>>714603128
obviously.

>Mizzow is alive and awake after 24h stream
Impressive

>One final run
>Classic Mario relay
Crack out the good stuff for this one, boys. I've got sake in the fridge.

>>714603157
Sit your ass down nigga, we have the relay to end this on.

>>714603157
you know there's still runs left right ?

What are Classic Mario Series games? Is New Super Mario Bros classic since it's 2 decades old now?

>>714602376
That's a good Plum anon

Someone sacrificing themself and is starting the collage? I'm a retard, so don't look at me

>>714603128
How could anyone sleep with all these unbelievable runs going on?

oh shit its mizzow, i didnt expect to see him again after ff9

>>714603310
1
2
3
world
after that Mario died

>>714603310
Probably usually means snes, nes, n64

>>714603353
can't believe he's not banned after that shambles

>>714603143
>>714602874
>>714601801
don't let us down, deliver the goods! This one's just a shitty cellphone photo!

>>714603368
these

I appreciate that they end on a relay run, seems a lot healthier then trauma dumping

>>714603128
barely but he's done worse, Legends was four days and he was pretty much there the entire time for other people's runs.

>>714603380
I would sooner pray for Mr. Fox than Mizzow, even after he messaged Skenmy on stream apologizing

>>714603419
>>714603368
Actually, add the Super Mario Land games as well

>>714603353
Banning him would be sizeist

Damn ESA ending
I couldnt find the time to finish the Plum requests FML

>>714603448
Will she return?

Have they even ran the Plum advert this whole event ?

>>714603513
There's still 2 hours, you can make it

>>714603513
You've still got time anon :)

>>714603578
begrudgingly yes

>>714603539
That dog looks very uncomfortable.

>>714603513
Just post it in the GDQ threads.

>>714603661
understandibly so

I will miss ESA, as always
Even if the runs were more underwhelming this year, no real hard standouts with the exceptions of CTR or FF9, ESA week is always such a good time for me

>>714603578
Three times, once today, a lot of the staff absolutely hate Plum and don't want it played.

>>714603513
Just post it in the Dogwater threads.

>>714603661
it's trying not to stare but it can't help it

>>714603661
i would be too

>>714603539
damn

>>714603661
>lot's of noise
>get petted by dozens of different people for 5 seconds each
>lot's of smells
I wonder why

>>714603661
It was, yeah, it's a service dog in a loud place with a fucking lot of strange people.

At least they let the dog leave after a while and it wasn't like that GDQ where they were constantly baiting the dog with treats to press a button while acting like they trained it to play a game.

>>714603661
Imagine the smell, now imagine you have 1000 times as many smell receptors in your nose.

>>714603513
Just post in future threads, or post them to https://vidya.pics/.

>>714603661
It was very uncomfortable, but at least they didn’t bribe it with peanut butter and shout “ BUTT-ON” at it for 30 minutes.

Am I the only one that feels the audio has been really low for this marathon? I have to use headphones to understand what anyone is saying.

Miggin' slow and steady

>>714603931
stream 1's audio balancing has been bad this entire week.

How many people here have fapped to Plum? Confess!

>>714603864
>>714603903
wtf, is there video of this?

>>714603931
bottom roight of your screen is a volume button. try clicking it

>>714604021
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwP5N44Lcd8
Yeah it's pretty sad.

>>714604021
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2FZKJ4QBdA

>>714602872
I'm doin' him an A

>>714604056
how about i click your face in you cheeky cunt

>>714604135
nooooooooo

>>714604021
>>714604086
it was pretty fucked up when they had to mute the runner's mic because he started getting really loud/borderline screaming. he did calm down quickly tho

>>714604086
>>714604093
Fuck me, they got the poor dog to do that shit multiple times.

>>714604135
Wouldn't be the first time

>>714604135
it's over

>>714604135
Your Omnipotence, have mercy!

>>714604020
No because all artof Plum is SFW. Draw her getting raped by dolphins and I'll reconsider.

>>714604086
>>714604093
Jesus Christ

>>714600646 (OP)
Did you guys know Spyro was created by glowniggers?
I'm no joking, look it up. No wonder why I always felt nauseus when playing that game,.

Im going to play some games
See you tomorrow for GDQ

>>714604135
Hooligan!

>>714604254
I dunno, man...

>>714604340
I'll adopt for free

Next year Big Jon is coming for sure

>>714601801
>out fucking skilled

>>714604192
The bit that got me was they made a big thing of how they'd spent so much time training the dog, when it's one of the worst breeds to train, and they were doing the most basic shit ever when it comes to dog training.

I can only imagine the dog was bought for show, and is going to spend most of it's life doing this kind of shit.

>>714604253
cd-i plum when

>>714604379
yeah jon, I'm sure you will.
will you show up tho?

>>714604379
How is that spheroid still alive?

>>714604056
STOP CLICKIN IT

>>714604254
>because all artof Plum is SFW

>>714604379
Bigjon going to ESA is a long con

>apollo and tompa
Could be good. I like the burger

>>714604436
After you've swept all the floors in Chenso Club.

>>714604379
>>714604406
He's said this before.

i'm ready for some relays

Last run.. here we go

>>714604139
speak a bit louder, i can't hear you

>>714604416
Beautiful

I'm ready.

>>714604379
>>714604406
Oh my goodness.

>>714604385
That artist is ecchi at best when it comes to nsfwPlum art and 1 of like 2 artists that draw anything nsfw related. There's like 1 crudely drawn nsfw image I'm honestly surprised that she doesn't have more lewd art.

imagine a choke

CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE

>>714604460
dolphins, doe?

>>714604416
jfc, anon

>>714604605
There's one very cursed one of her with the dogwater dog.

Everyone getting an ear infection in 3... 2... 1...

>>714604656
To be fair you need a very high IQ to play World 1.

>>714604317
see you anon!

*dies*

Are you ready for the grand finale of the first week of the Speedrun Month?

Please

Whoopsi

ahaha i facepalmed irl

greed

speedrunning?

holy choke

YIKES

CHOKE

uh oh
oh no
uh oh

>2 deaths
THE CHOKE IS ON

Choke.

dont accept food or drink from random people at an event, that's how you get into a he-who-will-not-be-named incident

*dies of cringe*

>>714604772
Who the fuck needs sound in a mario game?

Z

just tuned in... what the fuck is this? this isn't even a speedrun, its just watching some really fucking average SMB play.

My sides

>They can't even beat Super Mario.
After the quiz show I shouldn't really be surprised no one at ESA plays video games.

>>714604541
Magianon, I WILL deliver before this run ends.
2 hrs is enough

Sagusa.

HAHAHAHA JESUS CHRIST
>Infinite Lives
ok it's going down at least a rank for that

Is he fucking retarded?

Jesus fc this is 8-1 not 8-3, only babies die here

W for why

>>714604961
It's one of those things where non-Mario runners have the week to learn their level.

>granny stairs
I thought this was a speed run event, no?

Quick, we need emergency cafe music RIGHT NOW

>>714604996
It's all good mate.

that aetienne instant loss

>>714605028
>>714605042
>>714605048
The stakes have never been lower. Insta C at best.

>>714604605
as long as her plump thighs are visible I couldn't ask for anything more

>>714604605
Ecchi is better than lewds, there I said it.
I'd rather see Plum cutely posing in her panties than seeing her getting piped.

They've done multiple of these, but none ever came close to the magic of the first Mario 64 run.

What's this about?

I think they are faking these deaths..

>>714605161
I swear you said this last year and I replied to you back then, and the year before..

>>714605135
>oldskool sukumizu
H-hot...

>>714605206
>777KB
JACKPOT

AEtienne my man

It’s not fair, put Mario in a Nissan Skyline and Aetienne would have never died. The French are not bipedal-minded.

>>714605236
Probably.

>>714605206
we have a 4MB limit anon

this sucks

>>714605349
You suck

>>714605349
this is train wreck tier

is everyone supposed to die?

>>714605161
Mario 64 is always gonna be the king of speedrunning, and same for Mario 64 relays. But mass relays like this themselves are the best ending you can get for a speedrun marathon, whether it's Sonic or classic Mario or some party game or whatever else they do. It's about sending us off with a bang, rather than just another run

my sides

EZ

what the hell is that

People underestimate how hard this game is casually.
Beating it is a feat.

I could lick that forehead.

Plum

HOLY FOREHEAD

Are the chokes a feature?

The Mario underwater music, Doom’s first level… what is the last song in The Holy Trinity of “I can’t get this song out of my fucking head”?

Warping is cheating...

kinda cute

>>714605505
fivehead even

>>714605494
>>714605505
I'm impressed with the live action Code Lyoko.

Bold of ESA to end with streaming an Italian genocide

>username is literally BlowJay
lewd...

>>714605564
She has very nice thighs.

Impressive.
Didn think she had it in her.
(She probably practiced)

>>714605539
This.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfEQJiQh2tA

>>714605579
truth

WHAT'S IN THE WATER OVER THERE

>>714605194
PLUM!

The wrong Apollo killed himself

How the fuck was I supposed to know?

TIM

TinyTim!!

I hope Tim does better than his Sonic level.

I will donate 1000 dollars if hirexen doesn't choke during his level

>>714605539
https://youtu.be/9Yw5jkAHgME

>>714605194
who cares, just vote plum

>>714605653
I don't know whose idea this poll was, but if Plum dominates this, that can send a good but embarrassing message to ESA staff.

Tiny Timothy truly is a master of all games

I liked that yump

Tim locked in

>>714605710
pay 19.95 for a walkthrough magazine

I want a wireless nes controller for my pc

>>714605802
I like that he's up for just about anything, dude was even doing Doom earlier in the year.

>>714605710
Call the Nintendo hotline right now!

>>714605865
I bought an official N64 one but it only works with the Switch. They fucked me.

>>714605865
y tho

Should have completed the level and forced him to come back and do another

PLUM-IO-KEN!
Started this during the Dragonball run, apologies for being late.

>>714605865
I still use my Steam controller that I got for £10.

>>714605865
Nintendo sells them

>>714605794
Or maybe you're ESAstaff and you were shitposting all marathon, choking the plum video plays for this one poll

>>714605995
Plum!

>>714605945
anon, you only have yourself to blame

>>714605995
AND THIS IS TO PLUM BEYOND

>>714605945
I have that one and it works just fine on PC.

>>714605995
>>714600703
Very nice

>>714605995
ghh..! it's the power multiplier! the scouter shows her power level to be... zero?!

>>714605945
>but it only works with the Switch
Why lie?
Works on my pc and even the Steam Deck.

>>714605995
she looks hot

>>714606010
You're right, I'm Edenal. The drama is worse than you know. Metako left because I ploughed his butthole. He won't go public with it because he enjoyed it

>>714606010
There's a few who post here, but I don't think Mizzow does and he seems the most outwardly sore about Plum still being popular.

>DICK
>DICK
>DICK
>DICK
>DICK

>>714605865
dont
it's a novelty, you're not supposed to actually use it to play games for any actual duration. It's tiny, it's expensive, it's light and feels like cheap plastic because it is, the design is uncomfortable in every way.

How many dicks is that?

I'm back in this bitch, throwing turtles and shit
This ain't no Doki Doki Panic, deal with it
It's Super Mario, in the motherfuckin house
I'm gonna blast the sunglasses off that bomb-throwing mouse

DONT CHOKE

>>714606171
yum
yum
yum
yum
yum

>>714606090
>lie
some people are not very good with computers

>>714606073
Plus is an eternal loser...

>>714606197
37. My girlfriend sucked thirty-seven dicks!

Goosebert lost

>>714606052
>>714606090
What? I swore I tried it and it wouldn’t work with my emulators. Well fuck it I’m happy to be wrong. Time to play Blast Corps today!

>>714606223
oh no oh no oh no

>>714606223
YOU DID THIS

>>714606247
today!

Does anyone have some picture showing how much money the previous events raised?

Did you know that Super Mario Brothers 2 is actually rebranded as Super Mario Brothers USA?

>>714606253
Good, that John shit isn't funny

>>714606253
Good

>>714606145
Didn't he say he played the Plum tune? Even when told not to?

Dxtr

>>714606223
this guy cant catch a fucking break lmao

>>714600703
my contribution to the plums

>>714605945
I dont like the n64 one.
>>714605979
Its hard to explain if you dont know how they feel. Its just a flat piece of plastic with buttons on it. They have that unique feel to them. Not some dual penis grips that shake.
>>714606008
No way. Can i still get them or whatever? Snes would prob be better if i think about the limited buttons.

>Some faggot donated for Goosebert
Which community do we have to burn down? I know it wasn't any of you right?

>>714606289
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_Speedrunner_Assembly
does google not work for you?

They did the warps?

>>714606360
Imagine him dying

>>714606403
mature Plum

>>714606403
Black hat?

>>714606403
please tell me this is cropped

>>714606253
>john
>$0.00

>>714606417
betcha they voted for it themselves to """break the ice"""

>>714606329
I think that was his brother.

>>714606403
>bare shoulder
MODS MODS MODS

>>714604593
Something was missing from that clip

>>714606417
I wouldn't donate to any of those unfunny memes.

>>714606403
that's cropped

>>714606417
>community
>we
Start with yourself disgusting tourist

>>714606403
I want to cum in your plum

>>714606406
Why not at least SNES though? Two buttons seems like it'd be incredibly limiting. Pretty much only useful for NES, SMS, PCE or older.

>>714606417
we're a goosebert board.... he's so funny... i cant keep my excitement...
we all love goosebert here...

>>714606535
kek, I was about to do this when the original clip happened but I forgot. Thanks anon

>>714606514
Starataur you're alright

>>714606406
>Can i still get them or whatever?
Yes, you just need a Nintendo account and pay for a subscription to be able to order. (a few bucks)
And yes, they have a SNES one aswell.

>not playing SMB2J
pussies

>>714606580
Thats what i meant with my last sentence.
Can i just buy them online or whats the deal with them? I cant find them.

>>714604593
>>714606535
My favourite part of this clip is AEtienne standing there sipping his wine.

looked like electroboom for a second

>>714606632
They're brothers?

>Stream 1 raised 37k
>Stream 2 raised 17k
>"Anonymous" 4.5k donation with no comment
Thoughts?

>>714606457
oh shit her hat isnt black im retarded

>>714606764
i really, really like stream 2

>>714606764
>Goal: $80,000

>>714606008
Don't those official NES bluetooth switch controllers kinda suck though?
I mean they probably control fine, but the only way to charge them is to slide them into a switch joycon rail. All the other controllers like SNES use USB-C.

>>714606607
>muh messy rights
maybe they should have just... like... stopped playing the chenso club ad for free? just like the hop legs ad?
it's not that hard

>>714606647
>pay for a subscription to be able to order
That sounds like every jews wet dream but i desperately want one. Are they durable?

>>714606785
>open plum image
>hat is purple

>be me
>allergic to vegetables
>put a vegetable-making machine in the middle of my room for the crack

>>714606839
thank you

>>714606685
as >>714606647 explained you need a nintendo online account.
I can also vouch for the 8bitdo SN30/SN30 Pro if you don't mind the sticks.

>>714606607
Comrade Anon, surely you are not implying that there are voices of dissent in this forum regarding the hilarious, all-ages appropriate mascot of Goosebert? I should warn you that I must consider reporting this incident.

what country is this

r a r e

>>714606903
>>714606903
Bolivia

EMULATORS!?!
@FBI @NINTENDO

>>714606903
I think it's Esperanto

>>714606903
Bolivia?

1-1 goombabros... we couldnt do it

>>714606764
It was me. I sold one of my incredible rare funkopops. You are welcome.

>>714606647
I love these I just lament the battery. But I guess we all have to die someday

I missed the start. Is there a rule to join the relay that you've never played a video game in your life?

>>714606941
nice crt filter FAGGOT

>>714606903
Olivia from Bolivia

>>714606941
psycopath spotted, who the hell uses crt filters

>>714606903
latin europica

India can speedrun

VIGOURUSLY MASTURBATING

She was shit

>>714606764
I unironically believe that Edenal himself donated that 4.5k so it would push them over, or at least close to, the last event total (which was 57k) because if they don't it'll look really bad.

>>714607026
if you hadn't noticed they give the noobs the easy stages

>>714606684
Isn't considered a "classic" because us non-Japs didn't get to play it in the classic times, I suppose. Unless they'll play Lost Levels before or after World.

>>714606607
Goosebert is easier, I completely sympathise, but he's also empty. He's just Legally Distinct Untitled Goose, in a world that already finds Untitled Goose Game to be old hat. The only thing anyone even remembers of him after 3 years is "I don't like black ones." I know the dev for Plum puts you in a prickly bind, but the fact is, people like Plum naturally, but Goosebert feels forced by people who don't get comedy.

>Porn
If porn were enough of a deterrent, there'd be no female mascots for anything ever. Instead they're some of the most popular

>>714606842
What the actual fuck? Thanks for the warning anon. I dont have a switch.
Is the snes one a good controller? Build wise?

>>714606607
The Goosebert thing was kind of funny when it was at Legends where people were just messing about, not so much with everything after that where it was just trying to force the fuck out of it.

I like Super Mario Bros. 3 more than Super Mario World even though I acknowledge World is more refined.

yeah she's typically in my fantasies
x

kek

BITCH

haha just noticed goosebert in frame haha

why are american girls at esa hotter than american girls at gdq? hmm?

>>714607116
I think you are unironically retarded my dude.

>>714606320
>>714606253
i hope this john shit dies by the next esa

>>714606764
I don't find it hard to believe that it was just a hypnoshark fan, that man has pulled in a huge crowd this ESA

>>714607203
SMB3 has too many very short levels and gimmick levels imo

>>714607257
you know why.

>>714607257
because there are no american girls at gdq

>>714607257
lack of dicks

>>714607257
But Pippy is at GDQ...

seizure warning doko

>>714607282
It won't, they're going to have it till at least next Summer.

>>714607257
>american girls
>gdq

wait what excuse me? from whom?

oh glob... it's goosebert...
chat say hi... it's goosebert... my fren...
he alwyas pusts a msile on my face when n hes on frame... edenal's so cool for bringing goosebert to the family...
say hi chat....
hi...

see you soon...

>>714607273
>t. edenal

>>714607203
I much prefer 3. Never really cared for World.

>>714607257
They don't take HRT.

>>714606898
How much do the snes ones cost?
The sn30 is too expensive for the confirmed by practically everyone ive ever talked to, lacking quality. Too bad really. I like the idea.

>>714607257
>girls at gdq

>>714607357
Remember when that BarbieXEdge escort chick would show up to ESA?

>>714606607
>>714607368
It tickles me PINK seeing the janitors here being so fucking mad over Goosebert hate

>>714607368
>slouched over and looking depressed
Even Goosebert is sick of his own shit.

GIRL

T-T-T-T-

>>714607368
omg haiii goosebert~

c-cute!!

>>714607423
speak of the devil

Only plum enjoyers have disposable income

man in a dress jumpscare

Sothangel a cutie

spoke to soon

JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING?!!?!?!?

The runners that put on the shared headset

>>714607368
it is him
goosebert, the character who is beloved by everyone
he'll be around soon

>>714607475
is that a girl (female)?

>>714607483
Would go drinking with Soth.

A prim and propah bri*ish rose.

>>714607257
They absolutely arent

oh my science... he has a hat on...
thats so cute... thats so funny...
thats really charming of edenal to put an hat on him...
guys say hi to hat goosebert... please...
he's my one friend at esa...
hi...

>>714607445
Why did you have to remind me of moby dick

>>714607367
ooooh ABYSStoaster

>>714607257
they're all men

>>714607440
8bitdo quality was ass like 5-7 years ago or something like that and a lot of tards still judge them based on that but their current shit is stellar. The SN30 is one of their oldest models so that's why it gets a bad rep. Shame they don't make it in the original colorscheme anymore cuz Nintendo.

Cape Mario or Tanooki Mario?

>Tranny
>Bad at video games
What's the point of trannying out if you're not going to speedrun or contribute to open source?

>>714606842
charging dock is like 15 additional bucks if you absolutely must have those

>>714607640
Elephant Daisy

>>714607569
Is that a heckin gooserino with a small cap?

>>714607640
Cape>>>>>>>>>>Fursuit

>>714607368
I like goosebert. For the other faggots he just represents their missing eceleb trauma. Hes cool cute and goofy.

>hotel staff
lmao

THEY KIDNAPPED HOTEL STAFF

>>714607640
CapeGAWDs

>>714607640
Cape

>>714607640
Tanuki

JOHN HOTEL LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

goosebert is actually kino

I thought they'd give the guy that had never played a video game before some auto scroller, this man is struggling

Now this is PEAK

>>714607386
Hes living so rent free in your head. Its unreal.

Has this nigga never played vidya gaems :D

Hes so overwhelmed

>making hotel staff play a level
kek

>>714607569
That goosebert, he's such a wag!

>caught themselves are a giga normalfag
jej

>>714607640
cat mario

This is everyone's parent when you try to get them to play video games

This man is like a toddler

>early 20-year old zoomer having problems playing a videogame
Bleak.

did they grab the janitor

>ran out of relay runners
>hires hotel staff to fill in
kino? KINO!!

>>714607817
YOU DONT GET PAID UNLESS YOU BEAT THE LEVEL, NOW BING IT UP

Hate races
Hate relays
Hate randomizers
Luv regular ol' any% runs
simple as

>>714607856
Nah my mom is way worse except for puzzle games.

How long before he ragequits?

Seems it's not just girls that suck at this, normalfags also suck

DEMOTE THIS MAN

PLAY FOR US, WAGIE

shamefur dispray

has this guy played this game before

>>714607924
he's been trying to quit for the past 5 deaths

Tomorrow is GDQ aye?

>>714607629
Oh that sucks. I def wanted one in that color.
I think im gonna buy one. See how it feels and work and send it back if it sucks..

This is the person who complains about NES games and Morrowind being too jank that plays COD and FIFA all day

Every time he dies, we steal a hotel towel.

NINTENDO
FIRE THIS MAN

NOOO GET HIM BACK

Guys quiet down
>Starts chanting

>>714607924
Apparently, one minute from your post.

>>714607961
nope

>>714607856
Mine beat most of the mainline Dizzy games so they'd probably be fine at Mario.

>>714607969
Haha....yes...

CHEATER

>>714607640
Racoon Mario

>>714607969
Unfortunately.

Whos john hotel?

>>714608136
level was obviously too hard
he had to

>>714607972
To be fair, this is definitely flying a bit close to the sun.

sYn and TypicalFantasyX seem like the most chill couple i have ever seen

>>714608091
>>714608136
What are you gonna do about it

>>714608176
Hotel staff member they kidnapped for the relay.

>>714608176
Hotel janitor

Can GDQ come up with something as fun as GOOSEBERT?

The Wagie's Plight®

>>714608217
xenomorph-looking ass

>>714608273
I dunno, chef.

>>714608273
They did. Their shitty mascot.

>>714608273
What do you mean? they have an entire circus

>>714608273
Ruby reminds me of a goose

More...Alice?

Alice was pretty good!

>>714608273
/r/ing the mario sunshine webm.

>>714606839
It's all yours, my friend

>>714608273
They have no soul and all they do is steal ideas from other events.
Except pushing the tranny shit. Thats their original creation.

The previous bio female was actually good

Don't look at her eyes

>>714608273
They already have scent

>>714608318
They do? I assume it looks something like Keith

Lmao he looks like a retarted

>>714608214
I was talking about the US colors actually. Do they still exist?
Still 45€ for a basically noname chink controller is a lot.

>>714608430
I didn't, thank you anon

>>714608446
>Sent
He's in a backstage role now anon. It's MrGameAndShout now

>girls refusing the ickphones
i can understand it honestly

>millions watching at home
>3k viewers
what drugs is he on

>The millions watching at home
I think it's time for a fact check, bros.

who here /enjoying/

>>714608524
Lame
He was /v/'s on screen representation

>>714608587
>>714608602
It's called a hyperbole

>>714608446
>sent isn't gonna the prize goblin anymore

>>714608524
fuck

HOLY CHOKE

CHOKING....I'M....CHOKING

>>714608524
It's only a matter of time before GameAndShart drinks himself to death due to his divorce.

>>714608473
GDQ's mascot is whatever you call this thing

>>714608587
Its a promo by The Rock, retard

>>714608605
>soggy fries
>cardboard burger
das not it mane

>>714608605
>the fucking grammar book
lmao

>>714608605
Sukuna pad?

>>714608273
Airboat!

>>714608524
People sure forgot that in a hurry, yeah he's some director of production or some shit now.

>>714608605
enjoy your onigiri

>>714608605
Cozy out

>>714608696
Way past cool, dude

>>714608696
RTA > ESA > all

>>714608473
>frame fatales mascot is a hyena
Its a good joke

Can someone post the skeleton FF stream 2 webm?

>>714608696
looks like an mlp version of roadrunner

>>714607368
You seem to have issues with goosebert, John Anonymous. Wanna talk about it?

>>714608782
Wait, do you mean the official ESA mascot or Plum?

>>714608605
Im hungry now and will get some burgers now.
Also buy a tv. What a tiny piece of shit monitor.

>>714608876
Plum is the official ESA mascot. I will accept no other opinions.

>mario shirt
>chokes
I hope at least hirexen is spared

>>714608605
is that a good grammar book, anon? I need to get something physical since I just look stuff up online

Luv plum but hate the video/song/add they play

>>714608876
Plum. The only official mascot they had was the rubber pig that was shit, goosebert is not a mascot

>>714608696
>tranny sonic
Weeew must have been one hell of a brainstorming session.

>>714608782
RTA-chang is the cutest!

>>714608605
>エッチ
come on anon, share with us all

>>714608273
NOOSEBERT

>>714608696
>ESA gets a sassy loli
>GDQ gets a sonichu extra
pretty on-brand desu

>>714609002
RTA-chan is cute but honestly too generic with what Japs like, blonde blue-eyed twintails girl. Plum is peak

>>714608960
This guy gets it. Goosebert is the silent protagonist attendee.

>Goosebert at $135 already
Is Edenal donating himself?

NINTENDO

>>714608960
What about the twitch emote girl?

Way too many french "people" at this event this year.
Im afraid it will become a trend

yo is that aaron paul

>>714609065
>desu
I really want to call you a mongo tourist but i liked the rest of your post, so its ok. This time.

Huh. I thought it was a shoe-in that we'd break past last ESA's total. I guess not?

>>714609217
the future is now, unc

>>714609119
Rent free in yo head.

>>714609176
They need to be stuck up about something
Speedrunning is a "good enough" outlet

>>714609083
Japs have understood the important truth that cute things are cute

>>714609083
The red-haired one is very nice

>>714609136
Random swede

This almost makes me want to buy the shirt

>>714609291
Thats for me to decide

200 for PLUM!

Could they not get a proper blindfold..

Why does RTA-chan has 2 heart holes in her dress?
It's very lewd.

>>714609361
*sneezes

>>714609065
Plum isn't ESA's official mascot, they tried to buy her and it didn't work out.

This is ESA's mascot.

choke

lmao

this is what you get when you can't do the ninja shirt fold

>>714608702
I had it lying for like 4 hours before eating, it was fine I guess
>>714608706
its a reimu pad
>>714608941
yea, it is good for basic grammar, but online ones are just as good
>>714609035
none of it is sfw, so it's all unshareable here

>>714609361
The meanest, speediest bandit in the west...

CHOKE

>>714609387
>>714609405
BASED

oh no...

>>714609405
>>714609119
seething devs that more people donate to plum than the game's profits

>>714609405
Which one of you is doing this?

>>714609426
Literally who?

>>714609484
plump

blind blind playthrough?

>>714609490
Plum had a game?

>>714609536
kek

MIG
>>714609383
>>714609383
>>714609383

>>714609539
Yeah Chenso Club

Impressive. Very nice.

>>714609539
yeah plum club

>>714609484
Busty Plum...

>>714608696
>get bored and ask chatgpt to give criticism for the gdq mascot
>calls it ugly
>ask it to come up with something better
>suggests a stopwatch called "Split" and links some example images to stopwatch characters
You know what, that DOES sound like a better mascot idea.

>>714609513
Nobody fucking knows her name anymore, she's relegated to the emotes and crying at the end of marathon screen.

>>714609454
>4 hours
that's anti american racism

>>714609539
Return to plum island

>>714609083
RTA-chan is completed with the funny R man. Plum is peak serendipity because among many other things, she also fits ESA's colour scheme of yellow and purple.

>>714609426
It is amazing how forgettable she is.

>>714609405
Based

I also realise ESA used to have these bigger art pieces ready but those died off. It was neat.

correct waifu rankings
chlods (with twin tails) > kivyxox > chlods > puppery > they/them nation

>>714609765
>they/them nation
haven't seen them in a while. did they leave early?

>>714609765
where does chlods (forma de gothic lolita) fit in the power chart?