Stream 1:
Now: Super Metroid
Next: Classic Mario Series
Later: The end...
Stream 2: Spyro 5
Stream 1: https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon
Schedule: https://esamarathon.com/schedule
Previous:
>>714590939
>>714583138PLUM ANCHOR
Post your Plums....or else
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>>714600703>>714591039>>714583138On my phone at work with no experience here is my Plum!
>>714600925Speedrun marathons always fall apart on the last day
>>714600925Pretty good event overall
>>714600703I am using this anchor to thank all bakers this week. I'm a lazy fuck and never did it.
damn these laughing wrenches are vile
>>714600992Great Plum, anon!
Playlist of runs that were expunged from ESA/GDQ channels. Let me know if anything's missing.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLsMvKnB7m6NR8InrfB2TJtkFalFv_pocv&jct=FiVGsd0MRhLGb6KsHIH0ct5GISkR6w
I'm migging to show these runners how shinesparking is really done
>>714600925no godless night?
>>714601209this imo. 15 hours here
>>714601209That's GDQ territory
>>714601274That's neither dire nor godless. Just a touch bleak.
>>714600992>On my phone at work with no experience here is my Plum!Reading this makes me question my artistic ability that is similar to a toddler
>>714601209For me, it was this. Pretty early in the week
>>714600925i think you would get a somewhat proper rating for clair obscur, if you just cut the z and sss
>>714601474that's what the median is for
no cutting ratings
>>714601474they went over estimate for watching a cutscene. it deserves at least a few Zs and 0 SSSs
>>714601474It was just this year's game where some dipshit thinks he's sticking it to the game by doing that
Im awake and i made it in time for the end
>>714601560what about the grayed out dots?
>>714583138Been a little busy lately but I have been watching when I can and here's my deposit to the Plum bank.
>>714601747Those are outliers.
>>714601801Very cute, you should send this to tim on twitter.
>>714601801This is fucking awesome, I hope somebody sends this to TinyTim.
>>714601801Beri nais anon
>>714601702Pizza Tower bros...
>>714601209Monday aside, it's been a decent week. Very few mindblowers, but enough consistent quality
Super Metroid is such a good game, I should learn the run. I can't machball for shit though.
>>714601824so is the SZ spam
>>714601882those girls keep bullying him
>>714601801Incredible work!
>>714601935That was a shitstorm and a half.
>>714601998machball is easy as shit. Shortcharging is harder and you'll need either that, continuous wall jump or horizontal bomb jumping to get across the moat.
>55 k raised
what happened bros ? they always landed at 100k by the end
Is this the last run of the Marathon?
>>714602004Wait till they get him back to the hotel room for the proper bullying.
>>714601801nice plum and her buddy cum, i mean dizzy
>>714602121100k
Since fucking when?
>>714601960For me, I'd rather have a Rollercoaster of SSS and F/Z cringe train wreck runs that gdq provides than a week of solid C runs and like less than 5 S runs that ESA has
This year it was yolk folk, ctr, hitman, and psi ops
>>714602121Nope, they did not. You have a clear milestone there on the screen anon and it says last year was 57k which they will break during the next run easily.
>>714602121Changed the month, stuff's dropped off in some ways, only one corporate sponsor, a lot less bigass communities showing up and throwing money at incentives.
>>714601801Hope you're doing good. We were wondering if you're still around, but someone mentioned you had gotten some work. Congrats if that's true.
>>714602121>always22 and 23
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Is Super Metroid a transcore game?
>>714602237>europoors even poorer than last yearGermans are holding out for gdq as usual. The EU really is just Germany isn't it
>>714601801That's cool as balls, I hope you've been doing well.
>>714583138i'm pretty much an artist myself
>>714602121Lot of shit went down anon. Last year only hit 50 k aswell
>>714600646 (OP)>>714600703I missed ESA this year because of wageslaving and July 4th... a-at least SGDQ is tomorrow
It's really cool they allowed Gebbu to run Super Metroid in the middle of Timmon's run, I get to watch two individual non-competitive runs of a good game at once
>>714601801That's really cool. Please send it to TinyTim, they love appreciation
>>714601801nice
share this on your own twitter before some retard does it
I mean if you have a acc there
The new bomb strat for baby skip is great
>>714601801>MakoWe'd missed you, dude. Thanks so much for popping in
>>714601801wonderful work anon
>>714601801Nice to see you again
I bet TinyTim would love this art
>killing actually winning
GDQ would never. Who cares about the speedrun when there are pixels to save?
>>714602659not the heckin ma'amimals
>>714601626what is this autism
>>714602471Would groom passionately
>>714601801>>714601905Posted it in the discord server and someone showed it to Tim. He said "awwwwww, that's amazing, thank you so much"
>>714601801>>714602315I didn't even notice the signature. Mako lives!
HEY MAKO DROP THE ULTRA RARE PLUM SURFING BADGE ART!!
>>714602872A
ignored the women
>>714602872Barely Watched out of Ten
>>714602872solid runs but babby route, ass commentary
D
>>714602872B race was good, but I didn't enjoy the commentary
>>714602872A good race, if you ignored the cunts
>>714602872F
completely ruined by commentary
>>714602872A. Commentary was useless, but the runs were both quality and the race ended up respectably close. A fine final real run for the final day.
>>714602872A-. It was good but too much talking
>>714600703I never anchored the version with hair:
>>714595352
>>714602874THIS
MAKO POST THE RARE PLUM ART! (last year's badge with Plum on it)
See you at GDQ/RTA, lads.
>>714602872B. It was a Super Metroid speedrun.
>Mizzow is alive and awake after 24h stream
Impressive
>One final run>Classic Mario relayCrack out the good stuff for this one, boys. I've got sake in the fridge.
>>714603157Sit your ass down nigga, we have the relay to end this on.
>>714603157you know there's still runs left right ?
What are Classic Mario Series games? Is New Super Mario Bros classic since it's 2 decades old now?
>>714602376That's a good Plum anon
Someone sacrificing themself and is starting the collage? I'm a retard, so don't look at me
>>714603128How could anyone sleep with all these unbelievable runs going on?
oh shit its mizzow, i didnt expect to see him again after ff9
>>7146033101
2
3
world
after that Mario died
>>714603310Probably usually means snes, nes, n64
>>714603353can't believe he's not banned after that shambles
>>714603143>>714602874>>714601801don't let us down, deliver the goods! This one's just a shitty cellphone photo!
I appreciate that they end on a relay run, seems a lot healthier then trauma dumping
>>714603128barely but he's done worse, Legends was four days and he was pretty much there the entire time for other people's runs.
>>714603380I would sooner pray for Mr. Fox than Mizzow, even after he messaged Skenmy on stream apologizing
>>714603419>>714603368Actually, add the Super Mario Land games as well
>>714603353Banning him would be sizeist
Damn ESA ending
I couldnt find the time to finish the Plum requests FML
>>714603448Will she return?
Have they even ran the Plum advert this whole event ?
>>714603513There's still 2 hours, you can make it
>>714603513You've still got time anon :)
>>714603578begrudgingly yes
>>714603539That dog looks very uncomfortable.
>>714603513Just post it in the GDQ threads.
>>714603661understandibly so
I will miss ESA, as always
Even if the runs were more underwhelming this year, no real hard standouts with the exceptions of CTR or FF9, ESA week is always such a good time for me
>>714603578Three times, once today, a lot of the staff absolutely hate Plum and don't want it played.
>>714603513Just post it in the Dogwater threads.
>>714603661it's trying not to stare but it can't help it
>>714603661i would be too
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>>714603661>lot's of noise>get petted by dozens of different people for 5 seconds each>lot's of smellsI wonder why
>>714603661It was, yeah, it's a service dog in a loud place with a fucking lot of strange people.
At least they let the dog leave after a while and it wasn't like that GDQ where they were constantly baiting the dog with treats to press a button while acting like they trained it to play a game.
>>714603661Imagine the smell, now imagine you have 1000 times as many smell receptors in your nose.
>>714603513Just post in future threads, or post them to https://vidya.pics/.
>>714603661It was very uncomfortable, but at least they didn’t bribe it with peanut butter and shout “ BUTT-ON” at it for 30 minutes.
Am I the only one that feels the audio has been really low for this marathon? I have to use headphones to understand what anyone is saying.
>>714603931stream 1's audio balancing has been bad this entire week.
How many people here have fapped to Plum? Confess!
>>714603864>>714603903wtf, is there video of this?
>>714603931bottom roight of your screen is a volume button. try clicking it
>>714604021https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwP5N44Lcd8
Yeah it's pretty sad.
>>714604021https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2FZKJ4QBdA
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>>714602872I'm doin' him an A
>kicks down your speedrun event
>>714604056how about i click your face in you cheeky cunt
>>714604021>>714604086it was pretty fucked up when they had to mute the runner's mic because he started getting really loud/borderline screaming. he did calm down quickly tho
>>714604086>>714604093Fuck me, they got the poor dog to do that shit multiple times.
>>714604135Wouldn't be the first time
>>714604135Your Omnipotence, have mercy!
>>714604020No because all artof Plum is SFW. Draw her getting raped by dolphins and I'll reconsider.
>>714600646 (OP)Did you guys know Spyro was created by glowniggers?
I'm no joking, look it up. No wonder why I always felt nauseus when playing that game,.
Im going to play some games
See you tomorrow for GDQ
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>>714604254I dunno, man...
>>714604340I'll adopt for free
Next year Big Jon is coming for sure
>>714601801>out fucking skilled
>>714604192The bit that got me was they made a big thing of how they'd spent so much time training the dog, when it's one of the worst breeds to train, and they were doing the most basic shit ever when it comes to dog training.
I can only imagine the dog was bought for show, and is going to spend most of it's life doing this kind of shit.
>>714604253cd-i plum when
>>714604379yeah jon, I'm sure you will.
will you show up tho?
>>714604379How is that spheroid still alive?
>>714604056STOP CLICKIN IT
>>714604254>because all artof Plum is SFW
>>714604379Bigjon going to ESA is a long con
>apollo and tompa
Could be good. I like the burger
>>714604436After you've swept all the floors in Chenso Club.
>>714604379>>714604406He's said this before.
i'm ready for some relays
>>714604139speak a bit louder, i can't hear you
>>714604385That artist is ecchi at best when it comes to nsfwPlum art and 1 of like 2 artists that draw anything nsfw related. There's like 1 crudely drawn nsfw image I'm honestly surprised that she doesn't have more lewd art.
>>714604460dolphins, doe?
>>714604605There's one very cursed one of her with the dogwater dog.
Everyone getting an ear infection in 3... 2... 1...
>>714604656To be fair you need a very high IQ to play World 1.
Are you ready for the grand finale of the first week of the Speedrun Month?
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dont accept food or drink from random people at an event, that's how you get into a he-who-will-not-be-named incident
>>714604772Who the fuck needs sound in a mario game?
just tuned in... what the fuck is this? this isn't even a speedrun, its just watching some really fucking average SMB play.
>They can't even beat Super Mario.
After the quiz show I shouldn't really be surprised no one at ESA plays video games.
>>714604541Magianon, I WILL deliver before this run ends.
2 hrs is enough
HAHAHAHA JESUS CHRIST
>Infinite Lives
ok it's going down at least a rank for that
>infinite lives cheat enabled
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>using infinite lives because they would've game overed already without them
Jesus fc this is 8-1 not 8-3, only babies die here
>>714604961It's one of those things where non-Mario runners have the week to learn their level.
>granny stairs
I thought this was a speed run event, no?
Quick, we need emergency cafe music RIGHT NOW
>>714604996It's all good mate.
that aetienne instant loss
>>714605028>>714605042>>714605048The stakes have never been lower. Insta C at best.
>>714604605as long as her plump thighs are visible I couldn't ask for anything more
>>714604605Ecchi is better than lewds, there I said it.
I'd rather see Plum cutely posing in her panties than seeing her getting piped.
They've done multiple of these, but none ever came close to the magic of the first Mario 64 run.
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I think they are faking these deaths..
>>714605161I swear you said this last year and I replied to you back then, and the year before..
>Speedrunners playing something they've not played thousands of times
>>714605135>oldskool sukumizuH-hot...
It’s not fair, put Mario in a Nissan Skyline and Aetienne would have never died. The French are not bipedal-minded.
>dying on purpose to get more screentime
>speedrunners having to actually play video games
>>714605206we have a 4MB limit anon
>>714605349this is train wreck tier
is everyone supposed to die?
>>714605161Mario 64 is always gonna be the king of speedrunning, and same for Mario 64 relays. But mass relays like this themselves are the best ending you can get for a speedrun marathon, whether it's Sonic or classic Mario or some party game or whatever else they do. It's about sending us off with a bang, rather than just another run
People underestimate how hard this game is casually.
Beating it is a feat.
I could lick that forehead.
Are the chokes a feature?
The Mario underwater music, Doom’s first level… what is the last song in The Holy Trinity of “I can’t get this song out of my fucking head”?
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kinda cute
>>714605494>>714605505I'm impressed with the live action Code Lyoko.
>"SMB2 is basically an RPG as everyone has different stats"
Bold of ESA to end with streaming an Italian genocide
>username is literally BlowJay
lewd...
>>714605564She has very nice thighs.
Impressive.
Didn think she had it in her.
(She probably practiced)
>>714605539This.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfEQJiQh2tA
WHAT'S IN THE WATER OVER THERE
The wrong Apollo killed himself
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How the fuck was I supposed to know?
I hope Tim does better than his Sonic level.
I will donate 1000 dollars if hirexen doesn't choke during his level
>>714605539https://youtu.be/9Yw5jkAHgME
>>714605194who cares, just vote plum
>>714605653I don't know whose idea this poll was, but if Plum dominates this, that can send a good but embarrassing message to ESA staff.
Tiny Timothy truly is a master of all games
>>714605710pay 19.95 for a walkthrough magazine
I want a wireless nes controller for my pc
>>714605802I like that he's up for just about anything, dude was even doing Doom earlier in the year.
>>714605710Call the Nintendo hotline right now!
>>714605865I bought an official N64 one but it only works with the Switch. They fucked me.
Should have completed the level and forced him to come back and do another
PLUM-IO-KEN!
Started this during the Dragonball run, apologies for being late.
>>714605865I still use my Steam controller that I got for £10.
>>714605865Nintendo sells them
>>714605794Or maybe you're ESAstaff and you were shitposting all marathon, choking the plum video plays for this one poll
>>714605945anon, you only have yourself to blame
>>714605995AND THIS IS TO PLUM BEYOND
>>714605945I have that one and it works just fine on PC.
>>714605995ghh..! it's the power multiplier! the scouter shows her power level to be... zero?!
>>714605945>but it only works with the SwitchWhy lie?
Works on my pc and even the Steam Deck.
>>714606010You're right, I'm Edenal. The drama is worse than you know. Metako left because I ploughed his butthole. He won't go public with it because he enjoyed it
>>714606010There's a few who post here, but I don't think Mizzow does and he seems the most outwardly sore about Plum still being popular.
>DICK
>DICK
>DICK
>DICK
>DICK
>>714605865dont
it's a novelty, you're not supposed to actually use it to play games for any actual duration. It's tiny, it's expensive, it's light and feels like cheap plastic because it is, the design is uncomfortable in every way.
I'm back in this bitch, throwing turtles and shit
This ain't no Doki Doki Panic, deal with it
It's Super Mario, in the motherfuckin house
I'm gonna blast the sunglasses off that bomb-throwing mouse
>>714606171yum
yum
yum
yum
yum
>>714606090>liesome people are not very good with computers
>>714606073Plus is an eternal loser...
>>71460619737. My girlfriend sucked thirty-seven dicks!
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Goosebert lost
>>714606052>>714606090What? I swore I tried it and it wouldn’t work with my emulators. Well fuck it I’m happy to be wrong. Time to play Blast Corps today!
>>714606223oh no oh no oh no
Does anyone have some picture showing how much money the previous events raised?
Did you know that Super Mario Brothers 2 is actually rebranded as Super Mario Brothers USA?
>>714606253Good, that John shit isn't funny
>>714606145Didn't he say he played the Plum tune? Even when told not to?
>>714606223this guy cant catch a fucking break lmao
>>714600703my contribution to the plums
>>714605945I dont like the n64 one.
>>714605979Its hard to explain if you dont know how they feel. Its just a flat piece of plastic with buttons on it. They have that unique feel to them. Not some dual penis grips that shake.
>>714606008No way. Can i still get them or whatever? Snes would prob be better if i think about the limited buttons.
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>Some faggot donated for Goosebert
Which community do we have to burn down? I know it wasn't any of you right?
>>714606289https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_Speedrunner_Assembly
does google not work for you?
They did the warps?
>>714606360Imagine him dying
>>714606403please tell me this is cropped
>>714606417betcha they voted for it themselves to """break the ice"""
>>714606329I think that was his brother.
>>714606403>bare shoulderMODS MODS MODS
>>714604593Something was missing from that clip
>>714606417I wouldn't donate to any of those unfunny memes.
>>714606403that's cropped
>>714606417>community>weStart with yourself disgusting tourist
>>714606403I want to cum in your plum
>>714606406Why not at least SNES though? Two buttons seems like it'd be incredibly limiting. Pretty much only useful for NES, SMS, PCE or older.
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>>714606417we're a goosebert board.... he's so funny... i cant keep my excitement...
we all love goosebert here...
>>714606535kek, I was about to do this when the original clip happened but I forgot. Thanks anon
>>714606514Starataur you're alright
>>714606406>Can i still get them or whatever?Yes, you just need a Nintendo account and pay for a subscription to be able to order. (a few bucks)
And yes, they have a SNES one aswell.
>not playing SMB2J
pussies
>>714606580Thats what i meant with my last sentence.
Can i just buy them online or whats the deal with them? I cant find them.
>>714604593>>714606535My favourite part of this clip is AEtienne standing there sipping his wine.
looked like electroboom for a second
>>714606632They're brothers?
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>Stream 1 raised 37k
>Stream 2 raised 17k
>"Anonymous" 4.5k donation with no comment
Thoughts?
>>714606457oh shit her hat isnt black im retarded
>>714606764i really, really like stream 2
>>714606764>Goal: $80,000
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>>714606008Don't those official NES bluetooth switch controllers kinda suck though?
I mean they probably control fine, but the only way to charge them is to slide them into a switch joycon rail. All the other controllers like SNES use USB-C.
>>714606607>muh messy rightsmaybe they should have just... like... stopped playing the chenso club ad for free? just like the hop legs ad?
it's not that hard
>>714606647>pay for a subscription to be able to orderThat sounds like every jews wet dream but i desperately want one. Are they durable?
>>714606785>open plum image>hat is purple
>be me
>allergic to vegetables
>put a vegetable-making machine in the middle of my room for the crack
>>714606685as
>>714606647 explained you need a nintendo online account.
I can also vouch for the 8bitdo SN30/SN30 Pro if you don't mind the sticks.
>>714606607Comrade Anon, surely you are not implying that there are voices of dissent in this forum regarding the hilarious, all-ages appropriate mascot of Goosebert? I should warn you that I must consider reporting this incident.
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r a r e
EMULATORS!?!
@FBI @NINTENDO
>>714606903I think it's Esperanto
1-1 goombabros... we couldnt do it
>>714606764It was me. I sold one of my incredible rare funkopops. You are welcome.
>>714606647I love these I just lament the battery. But I guess we all have to die someday
I missed the start. Is there a rule to join the relay that you've never played a video game in your life?
>>714606941nice crt filter FAGGOT
>>714606903Olivia from Bolivia
>>714606941psycopath spotted, who the hell uses crt filters
>>714606903latin europica
>>714606764I unironically believe that Edenal himself donated that 4.5k so it would push them over, or at least close to, the last event total (which was 57k) because if they don't it'll look really bad.
>>714607026if you hadn't noticed they give the noobs the easy stages
>>714606684Isn't considered a "classic" because us non-Japs didn't get to play it in the classic times, I suppose. Unless they'll play Lost Levels before or after World.
>>714606607Goosebert is easier, I completely sympathise, but he's also empty. He's just Legally Distinct Untitled Goose, in a world that already finds Untitled Goose Game to be old hat. The only thing anyone even remembers of him after 3 years is "I don't like black ones." I know the dev for Plum puts you in a prickly bind, but the fact is, people like Plum naturally, but Goosebert feels forced by people who don't get comedy.
>PornIf porn were enough of a deterrent, there'd be no female mascots for anything ever. Instead they're some of the most popular
>>714606842What the actual fuck? Thanks for the warning anon. I dont have a switch.
Is the snes one a good controller? Build wise?
>>714606607The Goosebert thing was kind of funny when it was at Legends where people were just messing about, not so much with everything after that where it was just trying to force the fuck out of it.
I like Super Mario Bros. 3 more than Super Mario World even though I acknowledge World is more refined.
yeah she's typically in my fantasies
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haha just noticed goosebert in frame haha
why are american girls at esa hotter than american girls at gdq? hmm?
>>714607116I think you are unironically retarded my dude.
>>714606320>>714606253i hope this john shit dies by the next esa
>>714606764I don't find it hard to believe that it was just a hypnoshark fan, that man has pulled in a huge crowd this ESA
>>714607203SMB3 has too many very short levels and gimmick levels imo
>>714607257because there are no american girls at gdq
>>714607257But Pippy is at GDQ...
>>714607282It won't, they're going to have it till at least next Summer.
>>714607257>american girls>gdq
wait what excuse me? from whom?
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oh glob... it's goosebert...
chat say hi... it's goosebert... my fren...
he alwyas pusts a msile on my face when n hes on frame... edenal's so cool for bringing goosebert to the family...
say hi chat....
hi...
see you soon...
>>714607203I much prefer 3. Never really cared for World.
>>714607257They don't take HRT.
>>714606898How much do the snes ones cost?
The sn30 is too expensive for the confirmed by practically everyone ive ever talked to, lacking quality. Too bad really. I like the idea.
>>714607357Remember when that BarbieXEdge escort chick would show up to ESA?
>>714606607>>714607368It tickles me PINK seeing the janitors here being so fucking mad over Goosebert hate
>>714607368>slouched over and looking depressedEven Goosebert is sick of his own shit.
>>714607368omg haiii goosebert~
>>714607423speak of the devil
Only plum enjoyers have disposable income
JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING?!!?!?!?
The runners that put on the shared headset
>>714607368it is him
goosebert, the character who is beloved by everyone
he'll be around soon
>>714607475is that a girl (female)?
>>714607483Would go drinking with Soth.
A prim and propah bri*ish rose.
>>714607257They absolutely arent
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oh my science... he has a hat on...
thats so cute... thats so funny...
thats really charming of edenal to put an hat on him...
guys say hi to hat goosebert... please...
he's my one friend at esa...
hi...
>>714607445Why did you have to remind me of moby dick
>>714607367ooooh ABYSStoaster
>>714607257they're all men
>>7146074408bitdo quality was ass like 5-7 years ago or something like that and a lot of tards still judge them based on that but their current shit is stellar. The SN30 is one of their oldest models so that's why it gets a bad rep. Shame they don't make it in the original colorscheme anymore cuz Nintendo.
Cape Mario or Tanooki Mario?
>Tranny
>Bad at video games
What's the point of trannying out if you're not going to speedrun or contribute to open source?
>>714606842charging dock is like 15 additional bucks if you absolutely must have those
>>714607640Elephant Daisy
>>714607569Is that a heckin gooserino with a small cap?
>>714607640Cape>>>>>>>>>>Fursuit
>>714607368I like goosebert. For the other faggots he just represents their missing eceleb trauma. Hes cool cute and goofy.
THEY KIDNAPPED HOTEL STAFF
JOHN HOTEL LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
goosebert is actually kino
I thought they'd give the guy that had never played a video game before some auto scroller, this man is struggling
>>714607386Hes living so rent free in your head. Its unreal.
Has this nigga never played vidya gaems :D
>making hotel staff play a level
kek
>>714607569That goosebert, he's such a wag!
>caught themselves are a giga normalfag
jej
This is everyone's parent when you try to get them to play video games
This man is like a toddler
>early 20-year old zoomer having problems playing a videogame
Bleak.
did they grab the janitor
>ran out of relay runners
>hires hotel staff to fill in
kino? KINO!!
>>714607817YOU DONT GET PAID UNLESS YOU BEAT THE LEVEL, NOW BING IT UP
Hate races
Hate relays
Hate randomizers
Luv regular ol' any% runs
simple as
>this person can't even pass a super mario 3 stage
>>714607856Nah my mom is way worse except for puzzle games.
How long before he ragequits?
Seems it's not just girls that suck at this, normalfags also suck
has this guy played this game before
>>714607924he's been trying to quit for the past 5 deaths
>>714607629Oh that sucks. I def wanted one in that color.
I think im gonna buy one. See how it feels and work and send it back if it sucks..
This is the person who complains about NES games and Morrowind being too jank that plays COD and FIFA all day
Every time he dies, we steal a hotel towel.
Guys quiet down
>Starts chanting
>>714607924Apparently, one minute from your post.
>>714607856Mine beat most of the mainline Dizzy games so they'd probably be fine at Mario.
>>714607969Haha....yes...
>>714607969Unfortunately.
>big cheese immediately starts cheating
>>714608136level was obviously too hard
he had to
hmm
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>>714607972To be fair, this is definitely flying a bit close to the sun.
sYn and TypicalFantasyX seem like the most chill couple i have ever seen
>>714608091>>714608136What are you gonna do about it
>>714608176Hotel staff member they kidnapped for the relay.
Can GDQ come up with something as fun as GOOSEBERT?
>>714608217xenomorph-looking ass
>>714608273I dunno, chef.
>>714608273They did. Their shitty mascot.
>>714608273What do you mean? they have an entire circus
>>714608273Ruby reminds me of a goose
>>714608273/r/ing the mario sunshine webm.
>>714606839It's all yours, my friend
>>714608273They have no soul and all they do is steal ideas from other events.
Except pushing the tranny shit. Thats their original creation.
The previous bio female was actually good
>>714608273They already have scent
>>714608318They do? I assume it looks something like Keith
Lmao he looks like a retarted
>>714608214I was talking about the US colors actually. Do they still exist?
Still 45€ for a basically noname chink controller is a lot.
>>714608430I didn't, thank you anon
>>714608446>SentHe's in a backstage role now anon. It's MrGameAndShout now
>girls refusing the ickphones
i can understand it honestly
>millions watching at home
>3k viewers
what drugs is he on
>The millions watching at home
I think it's time for a fact check, bros.
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who here /enjoying/
>>714608524Lame
He was /v/'s on screen representation
>>714608587>>714608602It's called a hyperbole
>>714608446>sent isn't gonna the prize goblin anymore
CHOKING....I'M....CHOKING
>>714608524It's only a matter of time before GameAndShart drinks himself to death due to his divorce.
>>714608473GDQ's mascot is whatever you call this thing
>>714608587Its a promo by The Rock, retard
>>714608605>soggy fries>cardboard burgerdas not it mane
>>714608605>the fucking grammar booklmao
>>714608524People sure forgot that in a hurry, yeah he's some director of production or some shit now.
>>714608605enjoy your onigiri
>>714608696Way past cool, dude
>>714608696RTA > ESA > all
>>714608473>frame fatales mascot is a hyenaIts a good joke
Can someone post the skeleton FF stream 2 webm?
>>714608696looks like an mlp version of roadrunner
>>714607368You seem to have issues with goosebert, John Anonymous. Wanna talk about it?
>>714608782Wait, do you mean the official ESA mascot or Plum?
>>714608605Im hungry now and will get some burgers now.
Also buy a tv. What a tiny piece of shit monitor.
>>714608876Plum is the official ESA mascot. I will accept no other opinions.
>mario shirt
>chokes
I hope at least hirexen is spared
>>714608605is that a good grammar book, anon? I need to get something physical since I just look stuff up online
Luv plum but hate the video/song/add they play
>>714608876Plum. The only official mascot they had was the rubber pig that was shit, goosebert is not a mascot
>>714608696>tranny sonicWeeew must have been one hell of a brainstorming session.
>>714608782RTA-chang is the cutest!
>>714608605>エッチcome on anon, share with us all
>>714608696>ESA gets a sassy loli>GDQ gets a sonichu extrapretty on-brand desu
>>714609002RTA-chan is cute but honestly too generic with what Japs like, blonde blue-eyed twintails girl. Plum is peak
>>714608960This guy gets it. Goosebert is the silent protagonist attendee.
>Goosebert at $135 already
Is Edenal donating himself?
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>>714608960What about the twitch emote girl?
Way too many french "people" at this event this year.
Im afraid it will become a trend
>>714609065>desuI really want to call you a mongo tourist but i liked the rest of your post, so its ok. This time.
Huh. I thought it was a shoe-in that we'd break past last ESA's total. I guess not?
>>714609217the future is now, unc
>>714609119Rent free in yo head.
>>714609176They need to be stuck up about something
Speedrunning is a "good enough" outlet
>>714609083Japs have understood the important truth that cute things are cute
>>714609083The red-haired one is very nice
>>714609136Random swede
This almost makes me want to buy the shirt
>>714609291Thats for me to decide
Could they not get a proper blindfold..
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Why does RTA-chan has 2 heart holes in her dress?
It's very lewd.
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>>714609065Plum isn't ESA's official mascot, they tried to buy her and it didn't work out.
This is ESA's mascot.
this is what you get when you can't do the ninja shirt fold
>>714608702I had it lying for like 4 hours before eating, it was fine I guess
>>714608706its a reimu pad
>>714608941yea, it is good for basic grammar, but online ones are just as good
>>714609035none of it is sfw, so it's all unshareable here
>>714609361The meanest, speediest bandit in the west...
Plum
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>>714609405>>714609119seething devs that more people donate to plum than the game's profits
>>714609405Which one of you is doing this?
>>714609426Literally who?
>>714609490Plum had a game?
>>714609539Yeah Chenso Club
>>714609539yeah plum club
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>>714608696>get bored and ask chatgpt to give criticism for the gdq mascot>calls it ugly>ask it to come up with something better>suggests a stopwatch called "Split" and links some example images to stopwatch charactersYou know what, that DOES sound like a better mascot idea.
>>714609513Nobody fucking knows her name anymore, she's relegated to the emotes and crying at the end of marathon screen.
>>714609454>4 hours that's anti american racism
>>714609539Return to plum island
>>714609083RTA-chan is completed with the funny R man. Plum is peak serendipity because among many other things, she also fits ESA's colour scheme of yellow and purple.
>>714609426It is amazing how forgettable she is.
>>714609405Based
I also realise ESA used to have these bigger art pieces ready but those died off. It was neat.
correct waifu rankings
chlods (with twin tails) > kivyxox > chlods > puppery > they/them nation
>>714609765>they/them nationhaven't seen them in a while. did they leave early?
>>714609765where does chlods (forma de gothic lolita) fit in the power chart?
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